Dec 12, 2015

CHappy CHanukkah bitCHes! ~ Drink up this Sens preview and open thread


CHalom kids! 4HF's resident atheist Jew HF29 is in da CHul to light some candles and give moeman a holiday break. And he needs a break from the Habs' suckiness. And I need a drink because of the Habs' suckiness. So that works out well! But really the Habs are terrible, so we'll just focus on this fine Jewish holiday and remember the glory years when the Habs had half the NHL Jews in Squid and Jeff Halpern. Now we've got no one. I had high hopes for Yeast, such a fine Jewish name (except around Passover), but alas 'twas not to be. It's obvious the lack of Jews on the team is responsible for the 4-game losing streak. Oy gevalt.

But a losing streak has to end sooner or later, right? Might as well be tonight. So light a candle or eight and say a prayer and grab a drink and some foods fried in oil and look at some photos of attractive Jewish people. GYFHG.


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166 comments:

  1. Holy Fuck Batmann, Canada has its first Jewish PM. Good one 29! Go Habs Go, I should be here for the game.

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  2. Nice work HF29.
    GYMFHG!

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  3. Happy CHanukkah to all of the faith.

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  4. Thanks and good stuff, literally, 29. Do you have to drink a bottle a day?!

    Happy CHanukkah and GYFHG!

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  5. the Maritimer9:46 AM

    Great stuff 29, holy fuck I did not know Scarlet was Jewish! Oy Vey!

    I wish I could have a drink but after a month of fighting a cold/bacterial infection I finally gave up and went to the doctor and am now on antibiotics that are actually making me feel worse. I'll take it though if I can get better.

    Go You Fucking Habs Go! End this shitty losing streak tonight! Although, if Craig Anderson is in net for the Turds I don't like the Habs chances.

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  6. the Maritimer10:01 AM

    This is for moe:

    So the lowly Oilers hung a touchdown on the Rags last night and they responded with a 5 spot. Twelve (12) goals in one game. So, does the Almighty Sideshow think the nets should be bigger so his fucking sad sack leaf can score more? What a fucking joke that outfit is. I wonder if buttman gets sick of all the whining that comes out of that dump.

    I read that article in the G&M yesterday about the falling ratings for Rogers and the leaf. Some of the comments were interesting, especially about the poor Rogers/hnic production and presentation. It is bad and the on air personalities are poor as well. One commenter said Strombo should vacate the hnic host chair for the CBC Radio gig that Gion Gomeshi fell out of. That's actually a good idea as I don't find Shad that good, Strombo would be perfect for it. Sadly George is out of his element on hnic, the hipster look isn't working and he really doesn't interact that well with the hockey people. I almost wish McLame would return to that spot (without the leaf cheerleading). I wonder if the NHL and buttman could pull the rights away from Rogers if the ratings sink to low? The best solution, in my opinion, would be to divide the rights up equally between CBC, TSN and SportsNet. Crazy idea but it just might work,

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    1. Yeah saw that article. hnic fed the country leaf for decades and now their leaf partner snet is reaping the losses. I doubt a leafool like mclame would turncoat on his team. The NHL rights deal is signed and I doubt fuckface bettman gives a shit as his money is guaranteed but yeah divvy it up but no CBC. I'd give tsn the option of 29 teams minus one, snet can keep their leaf. I think tsn would balk at the offer.

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  7. the Maritimer10:42 AM

    Wow! Talk about unmitigated gall. Some genius reporter at the sanctimonious leaf lovin' Hab hatin' G&M writes that the the 1980's Oilers created by Glen Slats Sather are the greatest dynasty of all time. What utter fucking drivel. I can't even respond.

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    1. Oiler hack, almost as bad as all the leafools.

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  8. So, you have a Wings-drafted ref officiating a Wings / Habs game...can you imagine if a Hab pushed a ref that game? yet Nolan did it last night and didn't even get a penalty. The officiating in this league is a farce.

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  9. Phat Phi just killed another coach.

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    1. the Maritimer12:23 PM

      Sid probably told Mario - get rid of this guy or I am out of here.

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    2. They need to break up that team and send the good parts to the Habs

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    3. DGMB needs to CHannel some Sam Pollock.

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  10. This guy needs the fucking shit beat right out of him...and that would be too good for him. You need a licence for just about everything except having a kid.

    http://www.theplayerstribune.com/patrick-osullivan-nhl-abuse/

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  11. the Maritimer2:49 PM

    Here's hoping the Toker puts in a strong effort tonight, I am pulling for him. The Habs are over due for a break or two. Time for the so called leaders on this team to step up.

    I still say the Habs need to upgrade at center to be true contenders.

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  12. Laffs lunch talking to Hickey mentioned something about N8, I had no idea what they were referring to but here's a video some girls posted (get past the screams). Well it was his birthday.

    http://www.gohabsgo.com/2015/12/07/nathan-beaulieu-parties-the-night-away-to-celebrat/

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  13. Thx for all your kudos kidz. It's candle-lighting time! GYFHG

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  14. Been slow-cooking baked beans from scratch all day. Plenty of bacon for Hanukkah in there. Trying to figure out what to actually serve them with, but I'm guessing because I am running out of time I will just eat the beans for dinner. With beer.

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    1. Nothing like some good bread with those beans.

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    2. the Maritimer6:44 PM

      Breakfast sausage.

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  15. Filet-mignon, kernel corn, potatoes.

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    1. Nice to have the appetite back!

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  16. Amazing crispy Gochujang CHicken wings with an Aussie Chard.

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  17. scott oak is thick.

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  18. the Maritimer6:47 PM

    I have the hnic preview show on... with the mute button on. I'm sure those SFUckers have nothing good to say about the Habs so I'm not listening. Plus, I didn't care what "empty" had to say either.

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    1. Watching RDS' Sam Pollock ultimate trades show. #2 was stealing Dryden from da broons, #1 were the California moves to then snag Guy Lafleur as the Habs #1.

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    2. the Maritimer7:02 PM

      Those... were... the days my friend, we thought they'd never end...

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    3. ... but they did ...

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  19. the Maritimer6:52 PM

    Now a tribute to Glen Sather, builder of the "greatest dynasty ever"? Fuck him.

    From 1956 to 1979, a 23 year span, The Canadiens won 15 Stanley Cups. Fuck the Oilers and the hack that wrote that shit article.

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    1. No one denies that the Oilers had some great years but there is no comparison, unless of course there is some bias.

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    2. the Maritimer7:08 PM

      Absolutely. In a pre salary cap era with one of the most powerful offenses of all time the Oilers managed to win two cups in a row twice. Not even close to 4 in a row or the now incomprehensible 5 in a row. Were they a dynasty? Yes. But the greatest of all time? Not even close. I would argue the Islanders from 1980-83 were better.

      BTW, I do offer thanks to that Oilers team for breaking that string so they couldn't match the Habs record.

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  20. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  21. Damn screen issues again.

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  22. Rather never had a bad thing to say about Montreal and the Canadiens. He got his hockey start with the greatest hockey dynasty of all time.

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  23. So why was it 'embarrassing' to send Spliff down for a refresh yet fucking overhyped as a 'confidence builder' for burn-yeah?

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    1. the Maritimer7:10 PM

      leafool logic?

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  24. Rare snet viewing as I cannot stand tva.

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  25. Nice fan singing!

    GYFHG

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  26. Sweet moves by N8.

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  27. I'm lagging, I turn my screen off between comments...ugh, it just went all red...an CH omen?

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  28. Auto plays some smart hockey.

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  29. N8 has a pickle up his ass after being scratched.

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  30. the Maritimer7:43 PM

    I see a #43 out there, I didn't know the Breezer was back.

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  31. Shots are 21-6 Habs...Anderson keeping them in it.

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  32. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  33. the Maritimer7:52 PM

    Nice snipe!

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  34. Anderson is beating his post with his stick

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  35. How's the coverage over on snot?

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    1. Randorf and Johnson, not bad.

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    2. the Maritimer7:57 PM

      Romanuk actually...

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    3. the Maritimer8:01 PM

      de nada...

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  36. WTF is their problem, CHip shot the puck with about 2secs left?

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  37. the Maritimer7:56 PM

    Man is Anderson pissed.

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  38. Time for a little Holiday CHeer, a nice Amaretto with a splash of rum.

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  39. the Maritimer7:59 PM

    25 shots on goal, I hope they saved a little for the last two periods. Toker's got a little breathing room at least.

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  40. As the M said, Anderson is pissed.
    https://twitter.com/myregularface/status/675841397073829889

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  41. the M., when are you heading south?

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  42. scott oak is ...

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  43. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  44. the Maritimer8:13 PM

    N8's flying tonight. LET'S GO SEA DOGS!!!

    Sorry, old habits.

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  45. Auto on the PP.

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  46. Charlie, Auto on the PP is so unlike MT.

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  47. the Maritimer8:17 PM

    moe, sometime after New Year's.

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  48. Kodi got me rinkside Go Habs Go

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  49. Adios Anderson.

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  50. tell to does not take that away from Patches

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  51. Reviewing if PatCHes used his glove, may be refused.

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  52. doesn't look good...

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  53. What's the difference, a foot...a hand....

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  54. Replies
    1. meh, only snet is ecstatic.

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  55. right call. still 3-0 tho. HANG ON BOYS

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    1. Yep, I was kidding about the skate/glove.

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  56. 29, how were the beans?

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    1. magnificent! it's the bacon and bourbon in there that really makes them

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    2. Nice! Any sweetner or more savoury?

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    3. Now if you master some Oreilles de crisse, you have your very own Cabane CHez HF29.

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  57. N8 looks great.

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  58. Nice move by PK8

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  59. the Maritimer8:34 PM

    What a move by N8

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  60. STF the OLE up.....way too soon.

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  61. the Maritimer8:36 PM

    Fuck off the ole you idiots

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  62. Crap, turnover and goal.

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  63. That early OLE will do it every time.

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  64. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  65. the Maritimer9:01 PM

    I don't like the way this is trending. Habs better get back to the forecheck and get some shots on the ECHL goalie. AND STFU THE OLE YOU FOOLS!!

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  66. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  67. the Maritimer9:14 PM

    I'll say it for the 3rd:

    HANG ON BOYS!!!

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    1. thx for covering for me

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  68. you can sense the nervousness in the crowd

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  69. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  70. So 3 Sens jump (Y).....

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  71. Sens trying to goon it up.

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  72. PFK playing goalie.

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  73. the Maritimer9:32 PM

    PUT THESE DIRTY FUCKS AWAY!!!!

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  74. Good on you, Vodkov, for not letting Neal bait you.

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  75. oh fuck off

    KILL IT

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  76. 5 on 3 for a few secs Kill it

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  77. the Maritimer9:41 PM

    Fuck off

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  78. PleXXXe is fucking awesome without a stick!

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  79. the Maritimer9:45 PM

    What a PK by Pleks!!

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  80. 12 secs left on the Habs penalty then Habs can CaCHe it!

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  81. Superman theme playing at the Bell.

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  82. the Maritimer9:48 PM

    Romanuk is begging for the Turds to score.

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    1. Yup, squeeze it hard.

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    2. Talking turd.

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  83. Streak over thank god!

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  84. It's a Hanukkah / Festivus miracle!

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  85. 29 busts the slump!

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  86. Toker was solid.

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  87. the Maritimer9:54 PM

    Really happy for Toker, he deserved that win. Played a solid game.

    Eat it Karlsson.

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  88. No, I am not a robot.

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  89. the Maritimer10:04 PM

    Thanks to 29 for busting that slump on Hannukah.

    Night folks.

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  90. PleXXXe had a standing ovation, muCH deserved.

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  91. I'm not into stats, but for those who are

    BrianWilde Retweeted
    Patrick ‏@MTLDriveFor25 2 hrs2 hours ago
    Some stats after 1 period:
    Shots: 27-8 (MTL)
    Shot attempts: 37-12 (MTL)
    Beaulieu Corsi: 93%

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  92. BrianWilde ‏@BWildeCTV 2 mins2 minutes ago
    Therrien - Carr was on the power play because he was effective and has the will to go in front of the net.

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  93. And what about that penalty kill when Plekanec broke his stick and busted his ass to stay in the play effectively. He blocked shots. He wouldn't be denied.

    http://montreal.ctvnews.ca/call-of-the-wilde-habs-back-in-win-column-as-leaders-step-up-1.2698291

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  94. Yay!

    My god they looked good in the 1st. I remember a quote, I think from Ovie, about Team Canada vs Team Russia at the 2010 Olympics. "They were like gorillas coming out of a cage". That popped into my mind during that period today.

    Then they kind of took their foot off the gas. But the Sens were able to get things going in the 3rd because the refs let them get away with murder. Is interference not a thing anymore? How about slewfooting? Roughing it up after every whistle?

    You know how I know the SNET guys don't watch Habs games? Because after putting down their Sens pompoms long enough to squeal over them running Toker all night they said the first time anyone touches Price they get called. hahahahahahahahahahaha. Yeah, that'd be nice.

    Toker was strong, me likey.

    GO HABS GO!

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  95. Don't know if this has been brought up before, but here's a gif of the broons playing an entire shift with 6 skaters the other night:
    https://i.imgur.com/T4kdZxe.gifv

    This isn't a foibled line change. Count the white shirts after the Habs' shot.

    Incompetence or bias, either way if you can't or won't count to 6 you shouldn't be an NHL official.

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    1. Sorry, sorry. That should read, "shouldn't be a professional official". Being an NHL official is fine.

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  96. the Maritimer9:35 AM

    Like I said last night, so happy for Toker. I always liked him, he's a battler for a smaller guy. I hope the coach runs with him for a while.

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  97. I did not want to rain of the first day of Hanukkah but counciler you were guitly of a serious ommision when it comes to beautiful Jews.

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  98. Nice win.
    Good thing that first period went the way it did...I didn't think Spliff looked all that confident in the early going (other than that fantastic save). Looked a little nervous. So in the end it was a hell of a team win cuz the boys did what they did in the first. Without that 2nd goal in the first, I'm not so sure we'd be talking about a victory today.

    N8 is a beast and should never sit again.

    I like to think I had a little hand in this win...for the first time in years I decided to buy a proline and bet on the Sens, guaranteeing a Habs win. I never bet on the Habs.

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  99. Nice win.
    Good thing that first period went the way it did...I didn't think Spliff looked all that confident in the early going (other than that fantastic save). Looked a little nervous. So in the end it was a hell of a team win cuz the boys did what they did in the first. Without that 2nd goal in the first, I'm not so sure we'd be talking about a victory today.

    N8 is a beast and should never sit again.

    I like to think I had a little hand in this win...for the first time in years I decided to buy a proline and bet on the Sens, guaranteeing a Habs win. I never bet on the Habs.

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  100. Haven't read it yet, sounds intriguing;

    http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/big-read-why-hockey-needs-p-k-subban/

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  101. Have ever mentioned watching sat feed on Kodi using Phoniex add on. Well you cant do it on an adroid device. My Android box went all Steve on me. So I had to downlowd a new version of Kodi. It was painless. You can still watch Sportsdevil on android and it can be HD but no guarantee.

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  102. (Y) we keep him around
    https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CWEooh0WcAAhbTS.mp4

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  103. Funny how the SFUckers aren't front page posting the leafarmarlies loss today, 5-4 where burn-yeah gave up 5 goals to a bunch of AHLers. Bonus, Jordan Subban, a Dman, was 1G1A+3. Their Swedish Pixie was also 1G1A but -2. I have a feeling burn-yeah will never play for Team Canada, even with Side Show Babs at the helm.

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  104. the Maritimer8:59 AM

    I think Habs pick Noah Juulsen made the World Junior squad. I wonder if he will get mentioned as often as Midget Marner?

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  105. the Maritimer9:07 AM

    I just realized ... With the addition of Charles Hudon the the team, the Canadiens now have two, count'em two, petit gars de chez nous.

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  106. KidA skated alone today and hit a few wrist shots, MitCH was in practice.

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  107. http://business.financialpost.com/news/agriculture/crown-royal-northern-harvest-rye-is-the-2016-world-whisky-of-the-year-how-a-demure-montreal-lab-worker-created-it

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    1. That is very impressive - I must get me some of that! Thanks for the "Christmas for me" gift idea Moeman!!

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  108. I don't think I've ever seen a Caps game where Holtby doesn't lose his helmet.

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  109. Anonymous9:03 PM

    looks like Stinky is leaving Tampa, Pens as a rental and sign? I really could see Toronto, yeah he want to lose for another five years and retire a leaf

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  110. OMG, like Childhood Ends!
    http://io9.com/this-weeks-tv-can-syfy-win-back-your-love-by-adapting-1747965049

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  111. > http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2015/12/no-pussy-footin-with-this-fuckin-fish.html

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