Jan 25, 2016

Be like Lars ~ Back 2 Back vs. Blue Jackets

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147 comments:

  1. The definition of insanity is going into the playoffs wsith DDD as your number one center -Albert Eienstien

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  2. the Maritimer9:42 AM

    Speaking of leaf and trolls... after watching the Panthers/Dolts game in Sunrise last Saturday night, I'm pretty sure Stamkos will be a leafool this summer. Cooper played him a regular shift (at RW which SS doesn't like) and only gets 2nd PP unit time. They are trying to piss him off so he will leave as a UFA and management will say: "Oh well, we tried." They aren't going to pay him Toews/Kane money but ml$e will for a joke.

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  3. Some hilarity over at SFU HQ http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/big-read-babcock-will-turn-kadri-into-a-star/

    I didn't read it - just scrolled down, there are 3 predictions in large font through the article:

    - something about one of their young 'stars' no longer being around at such and such a time...
    - Kadri will be a 50 point guy this season and the next 3 seasons (thus making him a star)
    - the leaf will make the SCF by 2026.

    I need not add to this commentary. It says it all right there.

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    1. Even if it is suppose to be sarcastic, articles like the one mentioned are what SFUckers live for.

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  4. Oh and a sweep of the BJs and I can change my Expos logo out for a Habs logo, per my statement that I will keep it until we have a 3 game win streak.

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    1. the Maritimer10:01 AM

      I thought you might be in mourning over your Pats today. Just as well they lost yesterday, the Panthers are going to crush whoever they play. WOW, what a player Cam Newton is. Superman indeed.

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    2. Slight mourning. But in the end, whether it's the Pats or the Habs, whether they win or lose has no effect on my life - it just keeps slogging on.

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    3. Cam Newton reminds me of someone that is supremely athletic, joyful to watch and enjoy his 'antics' as well as realizing is the face of his sport. Wonder who that could be?

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  5. I still don't have much positive to say so I will stick with "Just Fucking Win! No excuses - Just fucking win!

    btw - I want to be like Moe! Moe is very very cool! And this..there is no heavier burden than being a French Canadian hockey player playing for the Habs - unless your initials are DD and you have photos of a certain coach buggering a cat - in that case there is no burden whatsoever - you could be the most useless piece of shit 5'6" hockey player the world has ever known and you'd still get 1st line minutes...

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    1. Chester10:51 AM

      That's it!
      Cat buggery. I knew it must be something.
      Same thing for Breeze-by. He had photos.
      Go Habs

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  6. Moeman, In honour of Burns Night, I thought everyone here would appreciate an address to the Haggis - when deleivered by a true Scotsman, this is mind blowingly good stuff...(and the Haggis is pretty decent too!

    Address to a Haggis

    Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
    Great chieftain o the puddin'-race!
    Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
    Painch, tripe, or thairm:
    Weel are ye worthy o' a grace
    As lang's my arm.

    The groaning trencher there ye fill,
    Your hurdies like a distant hill,
    Your pin wad help to mend a mill
    In time o need,
    While thro your pores the dews distil
    Like amber bead.

    His knife see rustic Labour dight,
    An cut you up wi ready slight,
    Trenching your gushing entrails bright,
    Like onie ditch;
    And then, O what a glorious sight,
    Warm-reekin, rich!

    Then, horn for horn, they stretch an strive:
    Deil tak the hindmost, on they drive,
    Till a' their weel-swall'd kytes belyve
    Are bent like drums;
    The auld Guidman, maist like to rive,
    'Bethankit' hums.

    Is there that owre his French ragout,
    Or olio that wad staw a sow,
    Or fricassee wad mak her spew
    Wi perfect scunner,
    Looks down wi sneering, scornfu view
    On sic a dinner?

    Poor devil! see him owre his trash,
    As feckless as a wither'd rash,
    His spindle shank a guid whip-lash,
    His nieve a nit;
    Thro bloody flood or field to dash,
    O how unfit!

    But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed,
    The trembling earth resounds his tread,
    Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
    He'll make it whissle;
    An legs an arms, an heads will sned,
    Like taps o thrissle.

    Ye Pow'rs, wha mak mankind your care,
    And dish them out their bill o fare,
    Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
    That jaups in luggies:
    But, if ye wish her gratefu prayer,
    Gie her a Haggis

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    1. that's good hustle K3X! A raise a glass of Glen_____ to you!

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  7. I fully support the opening statement, but disagree that moe is smart - he's bar is set at levels above smart.

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    1. I keep get email from Mensarcastic.com

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  8. PK Subban has a virus and was not on the ice for the gameday skate in Columbus. No word on if he will play tonight. He's played 254 consecutive games. - TSN

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  9. eMTy put the Galchenyuk-Desharnais-Weise line (or the GoDaWful line) together for the St Louis game and hasn't dismantled it in the 4 games since. The stats in those 4 games?
    gCHuk 0 points, -5
    DDD 2 points, -2
    Weise 1 point, -1

    He must see those 2 points by DownDaveyDown as a real win.
    I wonder which of these three players are most likely to be punished for poor performance...hmmm.

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    1. the Maritimer12:32 PM

      gCHuk is already being punished... he's stuck on that line with Therrien's lap dog.

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    2. I'd put gCHuck on the wing with PatCHes and PleXXXe.

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  10. Great Stubbsin read;

    http://www.thephwa.com/news_article/show/603454?referrer_id=1083685

    Good luck at the NHL Dave and remind them which team is the actual storied franCHise cornerstone, etc.

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  11. I think I'm like moe in some ways

    GYFHG just win since my TFT campaign is dead

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    1. no your right. Going two rounds into the playoffs every year is like getting a girls pantys off. Bu tsooner or later you will need to score.

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    2. 29, the good or the bad moe ways?

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  12. Gonna rant and roll, cause the stereo is shaking and I am baking and everyone I know some day will die. First of all the SFU broadcast last Saturday. You would think the Leaf were the 73 Habs with all their perfection. My god I never knew sucking cock was so worthwhile, I should never have listened to Joe Buck. (Midnight Cowboy). Okay the social compact is broken and been replaced by facist glue and punishment. This must explain how the potential future of the franchise is playing left wing with DDD. Explain that to me mutherfucker. Fucking explain that. There is no rational, logical explanation. You might have made a missstroke for one shift. But how the fuck does playing the future with a anomily from the past pass any muster? Lego is a fucking good player. Many a night he is the best player on the ice. He has his fucking limitations as any interchangable block of plastic does, but you place that brick where it belongs and you get brilliance. So why keep fucking up Lego. The instructions are pretty fucking clear. Do not put a round block in a square fucikng hole. For three years EMTy has not got this message and he blames LEGO cause he cant fucking read. PFK wants to be Karlson and if given the chance he could be. BUt no no no, you cant do that because it would not be proper defensee, we cant have all that skill shown by one person, I thought I taught you that life lesson making you a EMpty person. HEY KIDS, you scored to many goals so get back to the minors to learn something from our dysfumction system that means, who the fuck, knows the meaning, its like the movie Upstream Color, a masterpeice that will never win a Stanley CUp cause its a fucking wierd movie, not an NHL team playing in Montreal. Dutch Gretzy has a baby and its Dutch Elm disease. Why WHY WYY why Why the fuck do players who just want to play suddendly be called upoon to be superheros, while the guys who might develop play left wing with DDD. Tin TIN could not give the puck away like an over worked Vodkov, so we traded him without ever seeing just what he could do.HMS Gill remember him, Tinordi could skate cirlces around him, Cranshaft he got a chance, but Tin Tin to big, may be Chara like makes Max nervious. I am sick and tired of being sick and tired. I want to win now, but we are never going to win if we do not seek excellence. Now we seek confusion, crap, shit, holy books that have never been written and just plain ZOmbie attacks on the brain of anyone who knows shit about hockey. WTF is going on with the Montreal Canadiesn, do we need another Richard riot? The trade with John Scott fuck me gentley. The NHL fucks us over every day and then they need a favour and we are all lay lady lay. I am sorry I am so insightful
    but the fish stinks at the head and someplace close to the gills is the ZITA virus.

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    1. Hey Upstream Color IMHO was maybe the best movie of the 21st century.

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    2. On Saturday, Tinordi played 15:39, :40 PP time, took no penalties, Carter did get one for tripping Tinordi, had 2 hits, 4 BKS and +/- of 0. Coyotes won 3-2 over LA...and Lucic earned a suspension.

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    3. juce I am like the hulk, do not get me started

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  13. According to Fraser, hitting CHip in the family jewels is ok because Captain Coward is just dirty but he was dirty to a Hab so it's not 'spearing' and not suspendable.

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  14. Was committed (no, not that kind) over the weekend so I couldn't make it to a Montreal brunCH. My sister brought me a care package from SCHwartz! Now where is that confounding mustard!

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  15. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  16. GYFHG!!!

    Hang on boys! (too soon?)

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  17. C'mon PatCHes, put it in the net.

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  18. Sheik, stop passing the puck to the opponents,

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  19. Heh, RBQ took out Torts - finally found his place in this league. SNET show BlanCHe doing the same thing to eMTy a few years back. I always liked BlanCHe.

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  20. Hey I was thinking...since it's ConAN the BarbariAN, should it be ConIO the BarbarIO? So Conio.

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  21. Auto goes right to the net.....KidA-esque.

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  22. Dirty knee on knee, they call it tripping.

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  23. caCHe it! or at least, you know, get a shot off

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  24. 5 ON 3 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET A SHOT OFF

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  25. CaCHe it 5 on 3 for more than 1 min....do it.

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  26. Woooooo!!!!! KidA

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  27. Puck goes of Collie's kid!

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  28. That reminded me of one of those mini-putt sets.

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    1. Carl Carmoni! Ca roule... ca roule... BIRDIE!

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  29. What I find funny is that they still refuse to shoot it on the PP, and depend on a deflection off a dman for a goal.

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  30. What a Lego ping!

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  31. Still funny: they don't get their next shot until right after the PP ends. I just don't get why they won't shoot on the PP. And then wonder why the PP isn't working.

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  32. You could just see it coming on that last sequence. Shit.

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  33. What a clusterfuck in front of their goalie. It's like they're still playing the T4T scenario.

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  34. I seem to remember last game vs CBJ, that the refs let the game get out of hand and things escalated and I particularly remember Foligno being super dirty.

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  35. O-man, the PP is hard to figure. I mean they have noted offensive Dman JJ Daigneault in charge of the unit...how can it possibly be failing?

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  36. Emelin has been pretty good recently.

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  37. Not surprisingly a bit of a yawner. Hey 29, when does Milos play next?

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    1. schedule not set yet some time Wednesday Aussie time. so like three days ago our time or something

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  38. the only thing that hurts everyone deep down is not eating. So I am fat, nothing touches me till the trade deadline./

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  39. Horrible hockey.

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  40. Well I won't feel like I'm missing anything when I skip the 2nd to watch X-files

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  41. Another kid with a sign...if Atkinson scores, dad gets them a puppy.

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  42. Periods like this are exactly why I hate this idea that this slump is due to 'bad luck'. Sure, they had more shots than the BJs, but not many dangerous ones, and depended on a deflection of a d-man to score on a 5on3. Meanwhile the guys panic and fall apart every time the other team is near their net.

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  43. Ugh, I'd love to have some Kraft dinner right now. You guys don't even know what you have.

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  44. Oh, then a Swiss Chalet commercial. I'm dying over here.

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  45. eoulf zi zee disconerty if I never saw this date of why not

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  46. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  47. I hope Auto is ok, he's been battered by CBJ even when he doesn't have the puck - no penalties.

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  48. 2 puppies for the kids.

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  49. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  50. They're playing the worse team in the league with their 3rd string goalie. And they have one goal that they needed a lucky bounce on a 5on3 to get.

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  51. Carr out for the night. MT must be happy.

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  52. Smarten the fuck up.

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  53. I'm so sick of watching them fan on shots, not taking shots, missing the net, etc.

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  54. OH FUCK OFF, PENALTY FOR PFK ?? DUBINSKY HARASSED PFK FFS !! BUT YOU CAN BEAT UP AUTO

    FUCK YOU COLON !!

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  55. Ya think dubinski said something off-coloured?

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  56. A penalty for that?! Knowing Dubinsky, I wouldn't doubt that he said something terrible.

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  57. Don't forget who's son is on this team.

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  58. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  59. I hope PK scores a fucking hattie as a 'fuck you' to 'em all.

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  60. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  61. The prick certainly said something to set him off.

    https://twitter.com/MTLDriveFor25/status/691796476704481281

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  62. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  63. Now, go CaCHe it!

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  64. some good freaks and (spoiler) bleeding eyeballs on X-files

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    1. I'm pissed off because football ran into Xfile time and I had the PVR set.

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    2. 3rd episode (so next week) is supposed to be amazing

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    3. Maybe they'll replay ep 1 or I'll see if I can catCH it online.

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  65. running around like chickens without heads. actually, STANDING around like chickens without heads

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  66. Blocked by Dish's skate right to them then scores.

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  67. nice effort there patCHEs. i'll give you that

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  68. Hartnell hits gCHyuk first, no penalty? 'course not, he's not PK, it's allowed.

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  69. So there's a shove after a whistle, ref. I look forward to your penalty call.

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  70. I have tickets to the game tomorrow. I'm gonna have to get real drunk for that

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    1. C'mon, 29. Can't you imagine this excitement, but with tired teams that care even less?

      Bring lots of beer money.

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  71. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  72. Oh my god, their team sucks and their goalie is even worse. How can you not score?

    Oh yeah, Habs.

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  73. Really quick whistle.

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  74. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  75. I do this to myself. For the first time in over a month I started to believe and care again (look, I'm up early for the game live!). I really believed they'd start turning it around.

    This pain will never end.

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  76. Icing, remove the Sheik and go for it.

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  77. I can't believe this team is this bad. I just can't believe it.

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  78. meh. this was depressing

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  79. They are totally lost and look like a the keystone cops ffs.

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  80. Weise and Flash on in the last minute. This is our team.

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  81. At this rate, Torts' job could be in jeapardy

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    1. Get the kid a litter!

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    2. Vets in Colombus are salivating.

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  83. Last time they won 2 in a row was back in November.

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  84. This is not an NHL caliber team. At least they're not playing like one.

    Fire the co...

    Oh, right.

    I have officially given up on this team for the year. No playoffs. I will resume not caring.

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  85. I don't care what MB says, I say T4T is alive!

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  86. Sure, about 30 secs left, why stop turning it over now.

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  87. Mañana bitCHes.

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  88. Meanwhile, Detroit, Rags win and broons are about to.

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  89. If I watch the game tomorrow, even though I'm in my basement I think I will still don a brown paper bag. Good night and meh.

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  90. 'Here come the Habs'

    https://twitter.com/MarcPDumont/status/691812697197932553

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  91. Gotta admit, some of these are funny

    Austen Matthews

    https://twitter.com/MTLDriveFor25/status/691813593612959744

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    1. What's the point of drafting Matthews if he'll get 'developed' like Galchenyuk has? Maybe he'll get 12 mins/game in 6 years?

      This is the most frustrating thing to me. Fine, tank, lose, suck. But then play the kids. Develop the future. Don't just double shift DD and put Flash and Weise on at the end.

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  92. I freakin hate listening to the coach and media after the game. Softball questions and MT throwing people under the bus, and then the media agreeing with him. How about you patsies ask about the last minute. Toughest media in hockey, my ass.

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  93. Yikes, PK's post game: "What was the final score? 4-2? 5-2?"

    The guys on 690 can be doofuses, but make a good point. In the last week no one on the team notices two blatant offsides that led to goals and another icing. Comments like this along with the play and everything else, sure does give a sense that they're just going through the motions.

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  94. Can't reply for some reason, but Orangeman, you are 100% right about Matthews, Tinordi is a perfect example among others.

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  95. the Maritimer10:30 PM

    What'd I miss????

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  96. the Maritimer10:39 PM

    Hey 29! Remember to take some waffles with you to the game tomorrow night... make them all count!

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    1. And take your half-breed home/away jersey so you can throw it on the ice.

      This has nothing to do with winning or losing, I've just been recommending you get rid of that thing for years now.

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  97. juce, you'll want to ensure you have adblocker...and don't tell any internet lawyers about this, but http://www.shush.se/index.php?showlist=thexfiles

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  98. Oh dear. I never thought they would be this bad without CP. Where's all the character guys?

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    1. He was traded to the Ducks and then retired a couple of years ago.

      COME BACK SAKU!

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  99. Surprise surprise, the Habs are the headline at TSN! But what I discovered when I went to that page was that the Habs had a hat trick scored on them by that kid that sees dead people.
    http://tinypic.com/r/2cgh5dy/9

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  100. Chester8:22 AM

    We're all gonna die.
    Beaten by the BJ's.
    There is a lot of hockey left.
    Will something be done?
    Or will we just see it through.
    At some point somebody has to get pissed and overreact.
    Hopefully
    Go Habs

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  101. > http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2016/01/whats-on-your-wish-list-habs-home-for.html

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