Feb 6, 2016

Emergency! Emergency! Moeman is down! Habs are down! Habs-Oil TWO P.M.!11!!11!!!

What up 4HFers??? I'll tell you what is not up, and that is our fearless leader moeman. He was walking along the street mulling the Habs' sorry state of affairs, and his mind was cloudy as he was ridiculously angry, and then a patch of ice leaped off the sidewalk, attacked him and put him down. I WILL SUE THAT PATCH OF ICE FOR YOU MOE.

The extent of his injuries is currently unknown. Dr. Mulder has been dispatched to check on his status. All we know for sure is that he is out of today's game with what is only being described as an "upper body injury". Suffice it to say, he has hurt his blogging hand. He was well enough to communicate with me though, so he should be up and better than ever in no time. Unlike the Habs.

Oh the Habs. For some reason they are playing at 2 PM? Must be Hockey Day in Canada? [/checks CBC.ca] Yeah that's it. Shows you how much attention I am paying to hockey these days.

Get better soon moe! The blogging world needs you.

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68 comments:

  1. Steve 6:53 AM

    We live in a world where somone is making over a million dollars a year to decide the way to rescue Playboy is to eliminate nudity. Having EMty as coach makes perfect sense in this context.

    K3X 10:15 AM

    I NEED 4HF HELP - Poutine I anyone got a quick and easy sure fire recipe for traditional poutine. My son is a trained English chef who has asked me about it. He's saying cottage cheese is called for?

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    1. K3X, you need to use curd cheese if not available, the next best would be broken pieces of mozarella which is quite milder. Cottage cheese is much smaller and is packed in liquid, maybe if you strain it through a cheesecloth first though.

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    2. I found this recipe.

      http://www.seasonsandsuppers.ca/authentic-canadian-poutine-recipe/

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    3. Thank you Juce. Let you know how it works out!

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  2. Anonymous11:12 AM

    Get better Moe, Dr Rechi recommends amputation and a prosthetic. Go Tank GO, we need a MCDAVID

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  3. I am going to watch the game tonight/today and see for myself how they are playing...then I will judge

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  4. Heard that it's 'West coast weekend' here. Apparently there is an annual tradition where thousands of Maritimers come to Montreal for the Habs matinees and the Super Bowl.

    Welcome to all and hope you have a wonderful time.

    Go Habs Go!

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    1. **East** coast weekend.

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    2. the Maritimer1:40 PM

      Did it many times. The Super Sexe was always busy with Maritimers....

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    3. Welcome all Maritimers to Mtl! See you at Supersexxxe later

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    4. oh right the double matinee Super Bowl weekend special, that's why too

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  5. My poutine recipe:

    - McCain frozen french fries
    - Saint Hubert poutine sauce from a can
    - Whatever melting cheese I have in the house. Both mozzarella and cheddar work fine. I never have cheese curds handy (who does?). I can tell you K3X cottage cheese is right out. Must have been lost in the translation across the Pond

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    1. Yeah, I wouldn't go with the cottage cheese either, just doesn't seem right.

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  6. Get well soon moe! I feel your pain, I wrenched my back doing the same thing. It was really painful and I still have muscle spasms here and there. Speaking of painful, do I have to watch this game today? It's kinda like watching a train wreck though, hard not to look. Just when you think they've hit rock bottom they get even worse.

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    1. Yes you must watch Moey! From now on we're hate-watching, train wreck watching, and Tanking for Therrien all in one. With alcohol it's tolerable!

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  7. Holy crap! My daughter just phoned, surprise trip home. Recording the game, talk later. GO HABS GO!!!

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    1. delightful! have fun juce!

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  8. ok let's get this over with

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  9. one more loss we're under .500

    TFT! TFT! TFT!

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  10. good job little kid doing the intros!

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  11. crowd anthem singing! I like it. maybe it will be lucky

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  12. Man Scrivens' stats are terrible.

    We could use a guy like Toker now

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  13. Scrivens creamed by the Yak. no call

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  14. I am out of the loop. Does Scrivens have a nickname?

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    1. Anonymous2:55 PM

      Because he carries the blue and white disease his name is Elboa

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  15. PleXXXe!!!! PP!!!!!111!!!!!!

    /faints

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  16. oh man PleXXXe almost had a shorty too!

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  17. Lego!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  18. the Maritimer2:48 PM

    Jeez 29 is trying to carry the mail with moe down and juce entertaining family. I'll chime in... bob cold and greg millen that's fucking awful, thanks Rogers. I'll watch this train wreck and what do I see -- McDavid vs DDD... hahahahahaha!!!! Too fucking funny...


    LEGO SCORES!!!

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    1. thx for the po in the M!

      watching RDS, much easier

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  19. HANG ON BOYS

    too soon? (3:40 left in the first)

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    1. the Maritimer2:54 PM

      Way too soon. Lots of time left to lose this sucker.

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  20. the Maritimer2:50 PM

    The chant over at HI/O these days is Lose Often For Auston.

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  21. despite his stats, Scrivens the star of the period

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  22. entertaining period of hockey!

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  23. Anonymous2:56 PM

    can we not even tank with intelligence?

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  24. the Maritimer3:00 PM

    Scrivens can be ScriVezina or Sieve-ns depending on the moment.

    I can't imagine eating poutine... sounds delicious but I'm scared my arteries might clog up over night or something.

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    1. the 3 AM drunken poutine is the zenith of happy. or so I remember from when I was awake at 3 AM 20 years ago

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  25. the Maritimer3:10 PM

    Nice goal by LEGO scored off the rush that's gonna get him benched for sure. He's not playing to "the Process".

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  26. the Maritimer3:13 PM

    Are they keeping a chair warm for eMTy over at antiCHambre?

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  27. So far so good I suppose...keep the pressure up boys! thanks for Poutine advice 29 - I will let you know how it goes...

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  28. KidA!!!

    3-0!!

    /faints

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  29. sorry pleXXXe!!!!

    on fire!

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  30. the Maritimer3:35 PM

    Looks like two inept teams to me, the defensively challenged Oilers vs the offensively challenged Habs. With two AHL caliber goalies.

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  31. PFK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  32. the M you're right about the Oil D, or lack thereof

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  33. Anonymous3:48 PM

    Bloody Hell, work hard and get that 20th draft pick so EMty can ruin him

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  34. I have to head out soon so HANG ON BOYS

    or, you know, TFT. your choice

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    1. the Maritimer4:12 PM

      Super Sexe?

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  35. the Maritimer4:28 PM

    I guess they've been saving this up for a while.

    Or, the Oilers said to themselves: We're not giving up the 1st overall pick to these guys, that belongs to us by divine right. TANK!

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  36. the Maritimer4:33 PM

    The Oilers must have been out all night in the strip clubs all night?

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  37. OK so a win is a win! But they play a better team tomorrow so let's see if it's all smoke and mirrors. Keep the team exactly as it was and see what you get.

    Nice effort - Nice one boys - One game at a time boys!

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  38. Just watched MT's presser...every question he was asked about how the Habs were pressing or moving forward or how they dealt with McD, etc, all he kept saying was how defensive they had to be. The defensce was the important part. He isnt interested in scoring goals - just keeping them out.

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    1. Nah it won't. You're right 29, those G & T's helped, a lot.

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  40. the Maritimer6:37 PM

    Although the Habs won, which is good, I guess, the good news is all the teams in front of them still kept pace with buttman's loser points. Hence the Habs protected their draft position somewhat. Let's hope for an OT/SO result between the laffs and turds.

    Fuck Therrien.

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    1. the draft has to change, you cant go on rewarding tank teams

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  41. Is it October? Oh wait, despite the Oil's McSaviour, they're still actually a crap team. Anyway, nice to see a win. And SuperPleXXXe!

    Listening to Bob Cold calling the game, I thought he had an interesting nickname for somebody I don't know about, so I went about finding out exactly, who is The Test Tube?

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  42. Oh no, get better moe!

    That was actually an entertaining game for once. Maybe they should start making all their games afternoon ones, it seems those are the only ones the guys show up for.

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  43. Woooohoo! So this is what happens when I'm not here? Maybe I should have PVR'd all the games since December. Good game, fingers crossed for tomorrow. GYMFHG!

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  44. Morning kidz! Let's do it again shall we?

    http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2016/02/blogging-concussion-protocol-keeps.html

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