Great curvey Sexy Friday Moeman - Great ones all 'round! God bless the people of Nice today. Vive la France!
Oui Monsieur. FHFraternité!
Great math inspired SF. Viva la FranceWhy don't you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form? "Hi, I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?" I'm like pi baby, I'm really long and I go on forever. I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk. Are you a math teacher because you got me harder than trigonometery Guy: Do you like math? Girl: No. Guy: Me neither...In fact, the only number I care about is yours. By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares. My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary. I heard you like math, so what's the sum of U+Me 1/3>((-1^1/5)/27U)^1/2 Simply this to know how I feel about you. i>3U I'm not being obtuse, you are being acute girl Why don't we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions. "Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?" Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y. "You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real." The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant. How about you come to my place tonight, so I can show you the growth of my natural log How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyse my performance? source: http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/mathpickuplines.html
Thank you.That MMonroe pic is awesome...Thinking about you, France.
Happy SF to all.R.I.P. to the many victims in Nice.
Mick Jagger's still got it, expecting at the young age of 72.
Wow! We asked for more curvaceousness and moe delivered! In spades!Raquel, Scarlett and Christina... all dream girls. Well done.Man, was Bobby Hull ever ripped for a guy in the 50's and 60's.
he was way ahead of his time
Best Habs related comment I have read in some time.Successful season next year will be a top 5 finish in the East and at least second round of the playoffs.With Price, PK, Semin, Fleischmann, Weise, Eller, and DSP we were considered contenders and opened the season on top.Keeping Price and substituting:PK with WeberSemin with RadulovWeise with ShawAnd Fleischmann, Eller and DSP with any of the young prospects Scherbak, Ghetto, Carr, Lehkonen, McCarron, Danault…Seems to me we are better off going into this season than last.Give a few hiccups to start with some new guys, but by the end of the season I hope we will have made a deadline trade for a deep run.No reason we can’t.
I can name one reason they won't: therrien
Happy SF! Golfed earlier...terrible front 9. Decent back 9 (for me) 51. 2 pars. Now @ beautiful Parlee Beach in NB at friend's cottage. Heck of a day. Thoughts still with the victims of the sicko in France. RIP :-(And agree with the M. Si long as AF is behind the bench...Nada.
Bergevin wants to have the Chicago culture, then he should practice what he preaches, coach Quenneville campaigned publicly to keep Shaw but his GM didn't listen. See how that works Marc? Ain't no foxholes in the Hawks culture.
apparently the Chicago culture is a divided dressing room. apparently the taxi driver bashing guy eats all his meals alone
Montreal is determined to boost their anyaltics So next Friday at hurleys is the audtion. The person who can drink the most and remember PI to the most decimal places is the new anyaltics guy. He will be given an E-meter calibrated by eMTy, and measure the goodness of players, and determine which players should be targeted on their potential to become better teamates under the tutalage of AF.
...'Some might choose to regard the soirée as more Just for Tears than Just for Laughs'http://montrealgazette.com/entertainment/celebrity/p-k-subban-takes-a-shot-at-comedy-in-just-for-laughs-all-star-comedy-gala
Staubitz is now assistant coach of Sarnia Sting.I always wondered what the heck the leaf did with him, I don't think he even played a game. I always think of the proud grin BlanCHe gave him from the bench when he got into a fight.
Probably better than spending money on a new highway"Just read Cal’s link to the Gazette article about the new Laval rink. Now this is something to be outraged about. First the government funds a rink in Q-City that will never see a NHL franchise. Now it is financing along with the City of Laval 84% of the 200 million cost of an AHL rink? Like a typical QC project, it was supposed to cost 96 but now it is up to 200 million. The only thing good about this article is that I don’t live in Laval who is funding 122 million of this. There are hundreds of students graduating from universities with no jobs but maybe they can sling some beers at minimum wage at la Place Bell. Way to invest in the community you idiot mayor. This is just another reason why I will never give another dollar of my money to Molson and the Habs ever again."
The previous mayor of Laval was up to his eyeballs in corruption, the new regime has to hand out legitimate contracts instead of greasing palms. But yeah, it's kind of typical. If the Molsons the students sling cost what they do at the Bell Centre, they'll probably be as sober as a judge when they go home.
I pine.http://predators.nhl.com/club/gallery.htm?id=63177If you pine for someone, you desperately want to see them, be with them, or perhaps smother them with kisses. If you're texting your ex-boyfriend over 50 times a day, there's a pretty good chance that you still pine for him.In Old English, pine meant "to torture or cause to experience pain," which seems quite fitting if you've known what it's like to pine for something or someone. The verb pine should not be confused with the noun pine, as in the evergreen tree. If you are from the Northeast and find yourself living in the Caribbean, you may pine for the sight of a pine tree, but the lovely weather should ease the pain.
He rocked singing some Johnny Cash, though I'm not sure Folsom Prison should have been the song of choice, I think the band must have chose it. The city sure seemed to welcome him.http://predators.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=889635
he was drunk in a bar and jumped up on stage, thats what eMTy said.
Molson obviously has the old-fashioned, old boys outlook.'... but also be humble and not be different from anyone else.'You knew exactly that PK was different from everyone else when you signed him to those 8 years, Molson. That foxhole is getting mighty crowded, but you can all climb out of it now, PK'S GONE, NO THANKS TO YOU OLD MAN MENTALIIES AND NOT BEING ABLE TO NURTURE THE BEST THING THE CANADIENS HAD IN DECADES."You never want fans to believe that the business is making a decision that overrides the hockey team. In Quebec and in Montreal, there’s nothing more important than a successful hockey team; business shouldn’t get in the way of that."Sure, that's why you hire coaching staff based on language, your business has nothing to do with that does it? Why else would you limit the coaches talent pool for the team?"My job as the CEO is to give our general manager everything he needs to be successful and to not slow him down. I need to work with two mindsets. One is that *****I need to build a strong hockey team with the general manager, and the other is that I need to run a profitable business. The two cannot collide. Even though we’re managing the business, everything starts with having a successful hockey team on the ice."****What a bunch of crock."First, there’s more to life than just hockey; family’s important, communities are important. And, second, ***is to give them the environment that makes them feel like superstars and like they’re wanted and cared about. "****More crock. I guess your coach really made PK feel like a superstar who was wanted and cared about.Did you actually just say that????????????"We have a responsibility to support our communities. Without a strong community, we wouldn’t be here. We believe that firmly, so we give back a lot. It’s a responsibility that is ingrained in our culture."More BS, Molson, if you really cared that much about your community, you would have seen how much PK meant to them and how you just snatched that away from everyone who cared outside of hockey.Seriously, this article made me sick.http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/careers/career-advice/life-at-work/geoff-molson-you-need-to-be-humble-you-need-to-allow-other-leaders-to-lead/article30938226/?cmpid=rss1
I dont doubt that he is afraid to make decisions
Dammit, he stole a quote from Stéphane Richer (re: le hockey, le hockey...y'a pas juste ça dans vie!). He is not allowed to do that!
CHevy is in Mexico, talk about being iresponsible, Zika, Cartels, death squads, yep great place for our top prospect to get ready for a season under AF.
Vodkov speaks, says PK was not a distraction in the room or off the ice. 'He's a special person and he's going to be different you know" I think it's just rumours" How often does Vodkov speak? A veteran on his last year can't be intimidated by the brass and can speak out.It's TVA but he speaks English in the video. http://www.tvasports.ca/2016/07/15/pk-netait-pas-une-distractionhttp://www.tvasports.ca/2016/07/15/pk-netait-pas-une-distraction
“They didn’t tell me it was over that,” Pfeffer told thn.com. “But I guess everyone knows now where I stood on the Subban-Weber trade. There are times when there’s some possibility that there would be another side to the argument, but this was one of those things where it was so, so far outside what could be considered reasonable. I made a pretty strong case, but I made the case that the analytics made. This wasn’t a personal thing.”http://www.thehockeynews.com/blog/analytics-hasnt-reached-maturity-in-the-nhl-yet-matt-pfeffer/
I can't really give credibility to a guy who just lost his job and commenting on the people who (did not fire him) did not renew his contract.
David Poile: "P.K. Subban has now been to Tootsie's one more time than I have."
Pat Hickey has it right.Go Habs
Anyone who's now rooting for the Predators is not a Hab's fan so good riddance.
As to Geoff Molson's G&M article, I didn't read it all, just kind of scanned through it, but I seem to recall he said something about superstars are "hard to handle". Not a problem, just get rid of them.I'm over it, I just don't see how the Habs are so much better with Shea Weber or Andrew Shaw. Tougher sure, but they still won't score that much because they just don't have enough talented scorers. We have to get used to them being a middling team with above average goaltending. empty will always play defence first dump and chase so it is what it is. Oh, and Radulov will crash and burn under empty just like Jizz did. Just watch. I don't give a fuck who BBB trades for or drafts, empty is a fucking blockade to progress. When Bergy finally realizes this things will improve, unless he goes down with the empty ship as well.
Not going to bother reading what Geoff has to say. I'll let the play on the ice keep me happy (or not). The Habs have acquired some skilled players. Hope they have great season despite the lunkhead behind the benCH.
fucking suits are fucking suits, you who really knows how to were a suit PFK:)
We should all be really excited about the upcomming season. On paper our team is way better, in reality we still have AF behind the bench, but maybe he can get eveyerone rowing the same way now. I have a crazy theory about PFK and the we dont know the whole story but I will book mark it until the truth like the Tin Tin trade comes out. For sure I want to see a Nashville Montreal final this year.and that is really possible now.
Mr Pepper did not have the pedigree, he was a E Con from Trent, I am one credit away from being a E Con from Western. Maybe I shoud apply. I will develop a new field of anayltics, call it eMTY.
I have it on good authority that BBB and eMTy are both uneducated schmucks who can't spell analytics. Maybe I can't either because auto-correct wants to fix it. The dumpster diver looks like he might know something but all eMTy knows is dump and chase and block shots. Price made him look real good until the wheels fell off last year. eMTy is an imbecile who wouldn't know a talented player if he skated over him. Hopefully Radulov gets pissed off enough to feed him some carbon fiber.
I will teach you essentail Russian Coach eMTy. my stick up your ass okay, for real
Now that's funny.https://twitter.com/bruinshockeynow/status/755435186968334336
thats great, but the Bruiun trade was way worse
true story I have a picture of me and Jimmy Carter, I am wearing a Rangers sweater because it has the Lafluer name on the back. I wont be buying any Nashville kit, man their sweaters are ugly.
HIO punking us, next they will have a story about how AF uses anyaltics to win.http://www.hockeyinsideout.com/news/canadiens-desharnais-is-already-getting-ready-for-next-season
Big story about Ché training hard. He is starting in Berlin and going to vist every strip club between there and Montreal.
Comment of the year.
A 'neutral" arbitrator really isn't if you reduce a suspension handed out by the league for a player who hits a zebra and you end up getting fired by the league because you did. The moral of the story is that 'neutral' arbitrators have to be as just as "neutral" as the zebras...or else.
Brad Richards retires. Good riddance you fucking asshole!
On behalf of PK, by all means let the bench door hit you on the way out.
Oliva Munn liked him as a friend
Wrong Richards. Mike Richards was the culprit in the PK incident. Brad Richards was a decent hockey player and a good Maritimer from PEI. I would have rather had him than Vinnie off the Lightning back in the day.
My bad...RIP (retire)
Oops, sorry about that.
still the fact remains about the Munn
Coveted leaf saviour Autson Matthews is not signed because GoMonkey Lou doesn't want to give him a bonus. All that blatant tanking and you throw a monkey wrench into it for a bonus?
Austin Matthews gets signed with bonuses. It's getting hard to take jabs at the leaf now given Bergevin's bungles.
I just put on a bunch of under aromour and tested it running into a wall. I hurt like normal underwear.
R.I.P. Garry Marshall
We need to get the old kesseltracker and convert it to a hurt meter to measue BBQ
Let's get a count down clock for when Arrogant Fuckface gets the boot.
Its going to be a long time, AF has his team now, if it makes the playoffs, he gets another year, in another year, Big Mac, and CHevy are going to make the team. We will go a round further, then TFS becomes a free agent, and we go for the lottery pick and he is fired.
we also need a clock to time out why PFK was traded? Will it be like Chelions and we will never really know. Was he sleeping with gCHucks second stripper, the one DSP ingnored?
a terrible system can defeat a better one through execution. Thats our lives people.
We must get Fowler, the nickname possiblity endless.
I have to go with CHicken
Not seeing the forest for the trees Che edition"Hopefully, it works out for the Habs but it’s worth underlining that this is the fifth straight scorer Habs GM Marc Bergevin has reached out for during his tenure and the first four – Daniel Brière, P.A. Parenteau, Zack Kassian and Alexander Semin — turned out to be busts. So it’s another roll of the dice. However, the team is only on the hook for one year with Radulov."Its like buying a used car. Then you get a chance at a low milage NSX.
Bergevin is like Trump, you can't believe after all he's said and done, that he ends up where he is. God help America and the Canadiens.