Oct 29, 2016

I want all these people to #epicfail ~ Game 9 Laffs


Greetings 4HFers! 'Tis I, your once and past glorious leader HF29 giving our current and future glorious leader a well-deserved day off. 3 games in 4 nights and throw in a Sexy Friday would have killed anybody. Hell, it's amazing moe isn't dead already with all his hard work. ANYWAY.

So yeah the Leafs. Fuck them all in the fucking head. You know, I spent the last many many years being pretty indifferent about them. Sure, there was some schadenfreude with their suckitude, but really their suckitude was so sucky you just couldn't really get up any good hate. And if there is anything Habs fans know, it's hate. Hell, I could just spend the rest of this post listing the things related to hockey I hate. Last year if I had made that list the Leafs would barely be on it. Sure, the SFU's coverage of the Leafs would be near the top of the list, but as for the actual team? Meh. I hated Toronto FC more.

Flash back to April 30, 2016, and that changed bigly. The NHL draft lottery was won by those assholes in suits and Leaf-blue ties up there in the banner pic, and a consensus number one pick would be theirs. Flash forward and back to October 12, when said number one pick scored 4 goals in his debut. OMFG kill me. The mediots leaped on this moment as the Leafs now had the second coming of Sid the Kid and Jesus all rolled into one. My blood boiled. I could not turn on TSN for days. And for me any day without watching the love of my life Natasha Stani-whatever is like a day without sunshine. GRRRRRRRRRR 29 angry.

And here's the thing. The fucking Laffs LOST that game. The mediots barely mentioned that point, as it was undoubtedly messing with their narrative about how great their team was and how great the front office was for winning a lottery. Leafs fans after that game? Don't even get me started. I was really starting to hate the Leaf again. It felt good!

Now, I am a lifelong Montrealer. But here's a dirty secret of mine. As I have grown older, I am no longer one of those "hate everything Toronto" Montrealers. The bars stay open late now, they have some fine restaurants, I do lots of business there, and many of my very close friends live there. They are all ex-Montrealers, but still. I even openly root for the Raptors. I don't really root for the Jays per se, but I am not one of those Montreal Jays-haters (even though they did vote to contract the Expos, so fuck 'em a little). So really, I don't hate the Leafs just because they are in Toronto.

I hate the Leafs because they think they are God's gift to hockey because their name popped up in a fucking lottery after they were crappy enough to finish 30th so they would have good odds. Fuck them all in the fucking (Bab)cock. Let them all #epicfail miserably. DIE LEAF DIE. GYFHG.

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184 comments:

  1. Thanks for the assist 29.

    Epic rant.

    I agree with most it.

    They, the tml, it's fans and the SFU think their shit doesn't stink and we should all enjoy eating it. This forced feeding of faces has been going on for years and as I've said before, it will never get better. They can all fuck off and die. GYFHG!

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  2. Fine work, HF29. Amazing how SFU is so arrogant that they actually believe that fans take their every word as gospel. Maybe because their fans actually do. Lemmings.

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  3. Rex on Dylan and the Nobel committee.

    http://www.cbc.ca/player/play/795385923798

    Dylan:

    http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/bob-dylan-the-nobel-prize-left-me-speechless-w447406


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  4. Zero integrity SFUckers at tsn;

    New era opens in Leafs-Habs rivalry

    How will Marner elude Weber tonight?

    How do Leafs hand Canadiens first regulation loss?

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  5. Craig Anderson is returning to the Senators under difficult circumstances.

    Senators’ GM Pierre Dorion told reporters that the 35-year-old Anderson’s wife, Nicholle, has been diagnosed with cancer and that’s why Anderson was given a leave of absence Thursday to leave for Florida to be with his family.


    Fucking cancer. Best wishes and health to all.

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  6. the Maritimer4:28 PM

    Excellent work 29, you haven't lost any of your skillz from the old days.

    I agree with what you say, it's not so much the laffs I despise, but the fucking fanboy media hacks that cheer them on and shove them down our collective throats as if EVERYONE ELSE in Canada is a fucking leaf fan. This center of the hockey universe is utter bullshit!
    Here's a classic quote from the fried man during Game 1: "If you don't want to hear about Auston you aren't a hockey fan and have no soul." Go fuck yourself eliotte you blue faced dickwad.

    Go Habs Go and destroy the fucking leaf and make Babsy squint a little more.

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  7. Mercifully I will miss some of the splooge fest as we will having a BBQ and a leisurely swim at the pool in Turks. Sucks, I know. But I will tune in via internet at some point just to hear 5-0 Habs. Leaf fucktards.

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    1. Yup! Eat, drink and tan well. Sounds like a plan.

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  8. Red curry chicken. Cab.

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    1. Chile and nacho chips. Broke into the Hallowe'en chocolate. Uh-oh.

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    2. Made a delightful white sauce pizza from scratch. Rye and ginger, and Creemore

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    3. Shit I just realized I am drinking an Ontario brew the night of Habs-Leafs. Quite the faux pas

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  9. I will echo the statements above. I can't hate the leafs per se - we haven't played them in the playoffs for nearly 40 years and they haven't had a team 'worth' hating for just as long. But as eloquently put by all, it's the fucking SFU shoving that fucking compost down our throats. Speaking of such, playing card the other night and one of the guys says "Anybody seen 'The Human Centipede'? Nope, nobody. Sadly we googled it and now cannot get the image out of my head. I'll leave it at that and let you decide whether it's worth the look if you don't already know.

    Here it is - pregame time...oh boy gonna hold my nose and listen to this bunch of asshats.

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    1. Heh. Great analogy.

      So it starts with mclame spewing foster hewitt (an original SFU), then kypreosuck squeezing some kind of generational return, haharudey says 'Carey Price is such a 'good' goalie', mclame sucks auston/mitch cock, mt2 says 'we focus on us', shooting down the SFU leaf love, never liked her and there goes christine simpleton with leaf love, mclame+friedman onto their leaf kids, here's a tip, they've proven squat as part of a team, say what you want SFUers but goalies go to die at the CotU, ...

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  10. Thanks all!

    DIE LEAF DIE. DIE MEDIOTS DIE

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  11. CBC pregame scrolling through all the Leaf goalies since 2006. BWAHAHAHAHA

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    1. Tellqvist
      Raycroft
      Aubin
      Toskala
      Clemmensen
      Gerber
      CuJo
      Pogge
      Giguere
      Gustavsson
      Joeu Macdonald (who?)
      Reimer
      Rynnas
      Macintyre
      Bernier
      Sparks
      Enroth
      Andersen

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    2. JoeY Mcadonald. Still who?

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    3. That is some list, of losers.

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  12. McLame: "Now he's wearing 16 and looking like 99 - Mitch Marner coming up."

    They just DO NOT care how dumb they sound when it comes to talking about the leaf. Too bad that dumb statement came right on the heels of a nice little story from Wayne about the Rocket and fucking ruined it.

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    1. Yep, they always have to one up themselves with some leaf love.

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  13. GO you FUCKING Habs go! Even fhough I havd lived in the UK longer than I actually lived in Queen, I still despise anything and everything related to tranna. I get asked where I am from and I always say Montreal. Tranna was somewhere I had the misfortune of living for a period of time. I am from Montreal. I hate the leaf and everything about them and I don't care if we don't win any other games this season...whennit comes to playing the leaf JUST FUCKING WIN!

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    1. Queen =Quebec damm autocorrect

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    2. We hear you from here brother K!

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  14. Not going to denigrate the guys skill but grown adults (?) splooging in unison is a fucking joke.

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    1. I assume you're talking about the Marner story. I switched over to watch a bit of J Jones vs Hohman curling. 2 of the best mates in the game on those teams.

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  15. Good summation just short of hate speech 29. In additon Tranna is owned by BELL and RODGERS, its like having to choose between Trump and Clinton for worst candititte. Die Leaf, I want BBQ to make a Shaggy shake, and a Manier float. Go CHe Go Superplexxe, glad to see we are playing our Jr against a Jr team.

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  16. super compilation

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  17. mclame is a fucking traitor

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  18. OK let's d this thing!

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    1. my typing skillz are off this evening

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    2. Thought you were just looking for good defence.

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    3. Blame Ontario beer

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  19. Shut up Hugeson making asshole comments after 10 seconds

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  20. Looking for a CHé hattrick tonight.

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  21. Leaf have a player named Hymen he he

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    1. I know! I'm hoping BBQ crushes him tonight so we hear the call "Weber just popped the Leafs' cherry!"

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  22. DDD checking Marner make Marner look like Chara.

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  23. Penalty for looking a Shaggy

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  24. so much splooging over the Leafs Jim

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    1. dont need a room, need a whole hotel

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  25. Is anyone surprised that DDD is re-united with Patches? MT must have Peaches and Cream on his playlist.

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  26. TFS is a little too busy for my tastes

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  27. EXTERMINTATE EXTERMINATE EXTEMINATE

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  28. Jacques la mule7:39 PM

    Aren't You guys listening. The leef are so much better. They had a 3 on 2. Man, a 3 on 2, how fucking awesome is that. They're so fucking awesome. Really, listen to those two baffoons describing the game, the leef are God's gift to hockey

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    1. hehe

      every shot proves how great they are

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  29. Fastest team in the league! Drawing penalties! They are the BEST!

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  30. Hymen should get to cover the box

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  31. Jacques la mule7:44 PM

    Yemmy should be nice to princess awesome

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  32. Was Blabs trying to buy the refs again?

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  33. "THE PUCK JUST ABOUT GOT TO MATTHEWS!!!!!"

    Jesus H C

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  34. put it on net patCHes

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  35. Geez, try hitting the net, boys.

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  36. gCHuk!!! form CHé!!!!

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  37. gCH Revenant goal

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  38. We need some sort of Russian connection nick if this will happen often

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    1. Revenant, Russian bear in the movie

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  39. Im sure Matthews or Marner will make it all right soon

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  40. What the fuck did PatCHes do?

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    1. Just had a conversation.

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  41. Someone needs to fix Martin's clock.

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  42. U.K. Clocks go back an hour tonight. Nice long sleep for me tomorrow

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    1. We fall back next weekend. Hope the Habs remain undefeated.

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  43. 4 games in 6 nights and a sexy Friday at home for some cookin' could kill almost anyone.

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  44. It has been a pretty fast paced period...Habs need more shots

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  45. I saw an ad for 1909 with KidA and Radulov last night and they were speaking French, I rewound a few times and damned if I could understand what they were saying. lol

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  46. Wait....Van Reimsdyk is still in the league?

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  47. Polak is a dirty player so sit down and shut the fuck up.

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  48. Fuck off Babs you whiny cock

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    1. Blabs studied PSY at McGill, he's getting in the refs heads.

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  49. 1-1 in bball game

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  50. Is there anyone better in the NHL at recieving a pass than gCHuck?

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    1. Marner, Nylander, Matthews...

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    2. Robidas, Lupul, Horton

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  51. I get Plaid missing the net, but gCHuk, Patches and maybe Shaw all missed the net on really excellent chances.

    TFS is fucking amazing.

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  52. BBRedHeat
    Greatonov
    DragoHabsgo
    (trying to spin Pussy Riot but this is a family-oriented blog)

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  53. Replace mclame with Tara Stone now

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  54. So the feed I am watching is giving me NHL.com highlights during the intermission...different...but not tranna

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  55. tsn just changed their SFU question from earlier today;

    Original Q: How do Maple Leafs hand Canadiens first regulation loss?

    Updated version: How do Maple Leafs hand Canadiens first regulation loss on Saturday?

    Stay hopeful SFUckers.

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  56. FHFriends, our own sweet&salty Moey (aka Kate) turned 39 yesterday and is tanning her tender toes in the Turks today. If you haven't already, wish her a good one. CHeers mon amie!

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    1. indeed, happy belated Moey!

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    2. CHeers Moey!

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    3. Thank you my lovely peeps! Just tuning in to the leaf splooge.....

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  57. The Jackel has inherited the Mexicants shot

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    1. According to simpleton he was brilliant.

      Now they are all excited again.

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  59. the most perfect brilliant goal ever

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  60. I live in Halifax, but I'm pretty sure I heard the cheers from the HNIC studios on that goal.

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  61. Just picked up an hour. Yeah!

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  62. Take that, Bab$

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    1. Saying it because simpleton won't.

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  64. Just tuned in....Shea! Shea! Shea!

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    1. No doubt dedicated to you on your birthday! Enjoy.

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  65. Babe in Blue behind eMTy

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  66. Simpleton is great at explaining strange penalty calls in favour of the wretched leaf.

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    1. He called the penalty before the ref did.

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  67. I'm pretty sure the only way Blabs can stomach coaching the leaf is by staring at his bank account. I

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    1. There's a web site that calculates the value of every loss. : )

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  68. Patches is a cold as Hillary in the place Trump likes to grab.

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  69. Lower the Chocula like shell

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  70. at least the leaf are helping gCHuck win face offs

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  71. Hang. The. Fuck. On.

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  72. Eat shit SFUckers!

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  73. At the risk of repeating myself, take that Bab$.

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  74. And for tonight...all is right in the world! Fuck you leaf

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  75. that was way to close

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  76. Game was too close for my liking.

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    1. 4 games in 6 nights and a sexy Friday at home for some cookin' could kill almost anyone.

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  77. Ha! Fuckers still trying to sell us on a renewed rivalry with this team. This team that has 2 wins vs 8 for the Habs.

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    1. They hyped them all night. Every single fucking play was amazing according to them. SFUckers.

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  78. So even though it's an hour later....it's still almost 2 am so am gone. Great spending the night with y'all. Thanks Moeman. Bone fete Moey. Later!

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    1. Love having you here my brother!

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  79. first star lady in blue

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  80. I think that's BBQ's 3rd GWG. Not a pretty game, but another W.

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  81. 4th star for me tonight was Danault. Solid season so far.

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    1. Yeah I gotta say we've crapped a lot on GMMB lately, esp. since 'the trade', but aside from his allegiance to eMTy, maybe he's actually not a terrible GM. Though we all loved Wiese, in hindsight that's a great trade. And as far as 'the trade' and moving Lego for picks and picks for SSR, well those moves are looking OK so far. So I just want to give him props where props are due considering the shit I talked about him over the summer.

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    2. Book that Dano for the third line center

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  82. Its obvious that TFS is the system. That said BBQ and CHe have made this team change agents. Still some things remain the same.

    DDD is now five straight games without a point.
    Tonight, he turned in a solid no goals, no assists, no points, no shots, no hits, no blocks, no nuthin’ (and 20% in the faceoff circle) game, despite playing with our best winger, who is going to get offensive chances no matter who he plays with.
    DD has his usual no points for the year on the PP, despite his dad tossing him out there routinely.
    Obviously, he’s not bereft of skill, since simply by being in the NHL, he’s one of the top few hundred players in the entire world.
    But a strategically shaven chimp could produce points if given his ice time and his linemates. He loses every puck battle.
    Even if he, thanks to the largesse of his Papa, gets enough ice time to score, say, 40-45 points, he is still a waste of skin. When the going gets even tougher in the playoffs, he shrinks even more, if that’s possible (three goals in 38 games).
    This situation is not sustainable.

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    1. the Maritimer8:09 AM

      You are preaching to the choir brother. The Habs still need a serious upgrade at center. If GMGQ can't pull of another big trade start working BigMcM or Hudon into the lineup to get them ready for the playoffs... if they make it.

      I'll also echo Saint Paddy above, props to the GM for knowing more than we armchair stiffs, I got no problem with replacing nice guy Lego with a rat and obviously Shea is the real deal (so far) but that whole PFK scenario stunk to the high heavens.

      I enjoyed reading all the comments this morning, you peeps are the best!

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  83. 'Upon starting the season 8-0-1, the Habs became the second team in NHL history to win eight of its first nine games in consecutive seasons, according to Elias Sports Bureau.

    The only other team that's accomplished the feat is the original Ottawa Senators, in 1925-26 and 1926-27.'

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  84. the Maritimer9:10 PM

    The putrid, but SFUcker loved leaf lose again. Babsy was squinting pretty hard at the end of the game after the 5th Islander goal. Tee hee. I wonder if "moral" victories are still valid in the CotU.

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    1. almost scored is another favorite, based upon last night the one to watch is Nylander, he can do high speed U turns with the puck in a pizza box

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  85. the Maritimer8:33 AM

    I think it really irks the fanboy leafool hacks in the CotU that the Habs landed one of their favourite Team Canada players, Shea Weber.

    And a question to the vacationing Ms. Moey, is Mr. Weber the new Sheldon Souray? He's not as pretty but...

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  86. Its early day and the deal will take years to digest, but today its looking like the steal of the century. Yeah Lego for a bag of pucks.

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  87. Thanks for SF moe, I (maybe) enjoyed it too much. Was out hunting this weekend so no internet...

    Will it happen? The Collapse? Are we too confidant even though they say they aren't?

    Actually, Tranna looked like they had better puck possession than us (I did not look at advanced stats - nor will I)...

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    1. All good fellow FHFer.

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  88. CHevy pumpkin returns.

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  89. the Maritimer12:34 PM

    Watching (more listening) to leaf Central @ Noon, *heh, heh* just as I mentioned above, it's not so much moral victories as it is "exciting" losses. The SFUckers are excited about their team losing. Now they are discussing how great marner is, how auston should be *taking over* games and willie the nylander is one of the league's best scorers. Yeah, OK, I guess. Enjoy the top 3 pick again fuckers.

    SergaCHevy on his way back to Windsor, where they make Fords. Supposedly GMGQ is looking for another top D, what are they going to give up, eMTy's little boy? If the Habs really want to compete they have to get a big, tough No. 1 or 2 centerman. Pleks gets chewed up and spit out every spring. It's why I'm not too excited about the good start. I watched this movie last October and it didn't end well.

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    1. I want Thorton, he is UFA next year a great rental

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  90. moeman: start the next thread. revenge day is almost upon us. enuf with the leaf bashing.

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  91. Slow going with the trick or treaters tonight. Bright side is I found a pic of Genie Bouchard dressed as a slutty cat for Halloween in my spare time.

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  92. > https://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2016/10/scarey-good.html

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