Nov 10, 2016

Be cruel ~ Game 14 vs. Kings

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As the snow almost flies
On a cold and gray Montreal mornin'
A poor little baby CHild is born
Andri ghetto (Andri  ghetto)

And his GM cries
'Cause if there's one thing that AF don't need
It's another hungry mouth to feed
Andri  ghetto (Andri  ghetto)

People, don't you understand
The CHild needs a helping hand
Or he'll grow to be an angry young man some day?
Take a look at you and me

Are we too blind to see
Do we simply turn our heads, and look the other way?
Well, the world turns
And a hungry little boy with a FHFunny nose

Play Andri  play as the cold wind blows
Andri  ghetto (Andri  ghetto)
And his hunger burns
So he starts to roam the game in flight

And he learns how to steal, and he learns how to fight
Andri  ghetto (Andri  ghetto)

Then one night in DDDesperation
Another young man breaks away

DDD buys a gun, steals a car
Tries to run, but he DDDon't get far
And AF cries
As a crowd gathers 'round an angry young man

Face DDDown on the street with a gun in his hand
Andri  ghetto (Andri  ghetto)
And as the young man DDDies

On a cold and gray Montreal mornin'
Another little baby CHild is born
Andri  ghetto (Andri  ghetto)

And his GM cries (Andri  ghetto)
(Andri  ghetto)
(Aah-aahrogant fuckfaaaace)
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132 comments:

  1. Great parody moe.

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    1. Thx juce, we were due for an Elvis song.

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  2. the Maritimer11:38 AM

    I was thinking about staying in to watch this but emty's smiling face convinced me otherwise. Oh, the horror. Nope, I'm going to go train with my fellow ninjas then go for a beer after. I'll probably catch the 3rd period. HAIII YA!!!

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    1. the M., I'm sure you realize that the smiling AF (also referenced in the parody) is there purely for sarcasm. AF is also the pic o' da day as a reference point to my somewhat lame photoCHopping. Go easy on the Hai Karate.

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  3. Horrifying events post election. What is wrong with people?

    https://twitter.com/ShaunKing

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    1. I think people will die because of this clowns 'election'.

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  4. DDD and Plaid scratCHed, Hanley (was there a Billy Joel nick?) and Ghetto in.

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  5. Lobster grill poolside tonight, (it sucks I know) so I'll be tuning in later on.

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  6. Chester12:41 PM

    Sitting Wee Davey??
    OMG what are the foxhole twins up to
    Go Habs

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  7. Go you fucking Habs Go!

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  8. DDD sitting is a start...watch them lose tonight - then AF thinks he needs to keep him in the lineup to win...Only way this gores good is with a big win!!

    Just fucking win!

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  9. All I can say about the election is that after the Brexit vote here I saw this coming a long way out. Normal people are fed up with politicians not dealing with the real problems. Hillary was a lifer and as insincere as humanly possible and people were fed up with her game playing. It is what it is people. The celebrity luvies have to deal with it and let us all get on with life. But that is just me...

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    1. And please no one the offence or take shots...i am not political or overly concerned...in the end it is what it is. Worse things have happened. Itsbhardly like the US voted for Tony Blair...

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    2. the Maritimer2:52 PM

      Hey K3X, you are right, Trump is definitely a flawed human being but aren't we all? The people have had enough of the political elite and voted in an outsider. I'm willing to give the guy a chance, all that bombast and rhetoric was just that and it called attention to him which worked out for him.

      As far as anybody being killed, it doesn't matter WHO sits in the Oval Office, the Americans believe so strongly in the 2nd Amendment that will never, ever change. I've spoken personally with several of them in casual conversations and I know it is true. It won't change.

      Meanwhile, I will toss out a Go Habs Go! despite that picture with Elvis...

      Don't worry moe, I recognize sarcasm when I see or hear it unlike poor Sheldon Cooper.

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    3. I do find it ironic that the day after he got in I watCHed 'The Day After Tomorrow' and there was a US refugee camp in Mexico. HA

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    4. All good here. Did y'all catCH that I'm comparing AF to Tricky Dick?

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    5. the Maritimer5:37 PM

      Snoop Dogg wants to move to tranna.

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    6. Exactly, if part of the world is a horror show, I will send relief but I will not import that back to feel good, I will use common sense and attempt to change that world, but you can only take a horse to water, or you can only buy so much ammo

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    7. I am a big time socialist and think communism only failed because it has never been tried
      and facing reality I would have voted Trump. Sad to say but he is the last chance for this civilization to grow up and stop grabbing genitals to feel good.

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    8. Couldnt think of a shit hole that deserves snoop more than tranna... he shd go!

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    9. Didn't the leaf sue him?

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  10. I suspect AF couldn't get away without scratching DDD, I'm sure they didn't want to see him continue to get top minutes in favourable situations while going scoreless for something like 50+ games as in the past, esp since he can't hold back gCHyuk anymore and still get away with it. Plus they don't want the Mayor tweeting again that he should get a one-way ticket to the farm.

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  11. the Maritimer2:41 PM

    The banishment of wee Davey is long overdue, loyalty is a strong emotion with the foxhole twins. It's rather amusing, the fools at RDS claiming that the anglo media were picking on poor Davey and if his name were Murphy they wouldn't be. Tabernac! If his name were indeed Murphy he would have been waived years ago, if he even made the fucking team which I doubt. C'mon guys you can't have it both ways.

    I think LA wins this one tonight, Price is due for a letdown and the Habs are a poorly constructed team without him.

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  12. the Maritimer3:10 PM

    I just wanted to mention, congrats to Mike Condon who had one of the best last names for nicknaming "evah", on his great start with the 'Turds! Good luck Mike, except when you play your former (first) team.

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    1. the Maritimer3:12 PM

      I wonder if Sens fans are calling him Trojan? *Snicker*

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    2. So bad its good.

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  13. You can tell scratCHing DDD really hurts AF, '...it's not fun, you want your players to do well, you work with them, it's not fun'

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  14. Wes McCauley and Kevin Pollock tonight, both hail from Ontario.

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  15. Feeling lazy, grilled CHeese tonight.

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    1. Turkey with all the fixins'! Proseco.

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  16. The world has been on tenderhooks waiting for the next show to drop. First we had the Brexit, then the Trump president, and now DDD in the pressbox. It always comes in threes

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  17. Under the circumstances that was maybe the best paroday ever, well done Moemen

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    1. I'm making parodies great again.

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  18. Alright let's do this! GYFHG

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  19. I can't help falling in love with your parody moe!

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    1. I see what you did there.

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    2. I knew you would!

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  20. Baked pasta with zucchini red sauce. Pinot grigio

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  21. Until Bernie Sanders became really famous, Rogie VaCHon was the most famous person with the same birthday as me

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    1. he looks like he's in top shape!

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    2. Yep. Very smart business man too.

      I am lucky to share my Bday with Yvan The Roadrunner Cournoyer..

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  22. Great ovation for Rogie!

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    1. Forgot he was a broon.

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  23. Budy call!!

    wait, what?

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  24. Bravo! Good job on the anthems, saw Rogie singing along too. Congratulations to Rogie on aCHievement.

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  25. Will be adding Budaj Call to the nicks.

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  26. Joel Hanley needs a nick.

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    1. Made a suggestion on the nick page.

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    2. JoHan? Make him sound like a slice Euro player.

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    3. Joel Hanley, Billy Joel PM for Piano Man? Mix of hockey and music.

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  27. Ghetto is like a hound dog on that puck.

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    1. I see what you did there. :)

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    2. I knew you would!

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  28. Great play by Che on the goal.

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  29. I'd like to see the Browns get a win tonight...even though I picked against them in my pool.

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    1. Never liked the Ravens.

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  30. yes Auto on the tip maybe

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  31. In an odd twist, Dano gets booked.

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    1. Bad but good at the same time.

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  32. Nicks added;

    arrogant fuckface - mt2’s other nick
    Budy call - Peter Budaj
    The urologist (MAB) - Marc-André
    Diazzling - Raphael Diaz
    mikey ribs - Mike Ribiero
    CCRyder - Ryder
    Kovy - Alexie Kovalev
    CHarger - Brandon Prust
    CHip - Chipchura then Dale Weise
    Tintin - Tinordi
    d’ArCHe - Mathieu d’Arche
    CHicken - Pouliot
    Chokula - Jacques Martin
    Cunney - Randy Cunnyworth
    Squid - Mike Cammelieri
    TiTs - Kostytsin brothers
    Crotch's Corner - don cherry
    Mexicant - Scott Gomez
    Buttman - see fuckface bettman

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    1. Good work moe!

      Mickey Ribs was also "the Little Fuckity-Fuck" (copyright HF10)

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    2. Credit goes to participating FHFers. Ribbons for everyone.

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  33. Need some help.

    ? - Jacob de La Rose
    ? - Mark Barberio
    ? - Tom Gilbert
    ? - John Scott
    DSP - Devante Smith-Pelly
    Toker - Dustin Tokarski

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    1. Jacob de La Rose was DLR or $ I think.

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    2. Louis Leblanc = Lebrow

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  34. Here's some good intermission reading - the greatness of Makaraov

    http://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/17943124/nhl-hockey-hall-fame-sergei-makarov-was-one-best-russian-players-all

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    1. Great read, great player.

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  35. Mark Barberio was Barbie? I used to call him Ken doll for the masculine.

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  36. Free McDo coffee Nov. 14-20th. Quite good.

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  37. Last batCH for tonight;

    ? - Mike Weaver
    Cake - Jiri Sekac
    PAP - P.A. Parenteau
    Moenman - Travis Moen
    MM (?) - Manny Malhotra
    ? - Sergei Gonchar
    ? - Rene Bourque
    Carnaval (?) - Michael Bournival
    Cube - Francis Bouillon
    ? - Daniel Briere
    Gio - Brian Gionta
    Gorgeous - Josh Gorges
    Lebrow - Louis Leblanc
    ? - George Parros
    ? - Thomas Vanek
    Whitey - Ryan White

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    1. Dream (Weaver)
      GonCH
      RBQ
      StaCHe
      Useless piece of deadline pickup shit playoff dud.

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    2. I don't remember what we called Briere. Beer?
      And wasn't White actually BlanCHe?

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    3. Good stuff.

      Also,

      Tenderness - Guillaume Latendresse

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    4. Sergei Gonchar =CHar

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  38. Best period of hockey in a LONG time. Wonder what's changed?

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  39. Enjoying a bowl of nacho flavoured Crunchits and a Harp Lager. They pair very nicely.

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  40. Close! (no cigar)

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  41. HOLY SHIT!!!!

    R.I.P. Leonard Cohen

    http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/leonard-cohen-dead-at-82-w449792

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    1. A genius. What a fucking shit year 2016 has been.

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    2. Wow! Very sad. Loved Cohen and highly regret not seeing him here in Halifax a few years back. I guess its Closing Time and he decided to check out after the election.

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    3. Only saw him once, a decade ago. Transcending. I read very recently that he contemplated dying sooner than later. Huge but great read;

      http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/10/17/leonard-cohen-makes-it-darker

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  42. The best rendition of Hallelujah ever.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrLk4vdY28Q

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    1. That for sure and K.D. Lang's.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_NpxTWbovE

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    2. Oh totally, I had forgotten that one, I loved it.

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  43. Best game of the year so far.

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  44. Do we look good?

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  45. Mr. is entertaining ladies by the pool, thank God I get to escape for hockey.






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  46. Strange how someone we don't know personally, never even met can touCH our very souls and reduce us to tears (well me, anyway) when they leave this great planet.

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    1. They were there, in song, when we created our own memories. Unerasable.

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  47. crap 4mins for highstick for KidA

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  48. Brown got away with that dirty hit on (Y) earlier but I'm pretty sure (Y) has his number.

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  49. Starting to feel like fuckface bettman called.

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  50. Vodkov? 2mins for highstick.

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  51. Very gooDDD game.

    Keep the sticks down boys.

    ~~~
    R.I.P. Mr. Cohen.

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  52. Certainly one of their better games and TFS with some great saves as usual.

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  53. "We'll probably see that for a while on TV" - Anze Kopitar on Carey Price's save off him in third period.

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  54. Goodnight everyone.

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  55. Just heard, So long Leonard Cohen, one of the greats up there with Dlyan, Lightfoot and Prine. RIP

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    1. also just heard he was a victim of the MKL CIA mind control experiments

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  56. Morning folks. Take a moment out of your day to remember today at the very least. I'm heading to visit my brothers in Fredericton - we'll share a few thoughts of our Dad who stormed Juno Beach on D-Day and have a drink or 10 in his honour. He would approve.

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  57. RIP Leonard Cohen...2016 just keeps on taking 'em! I have been travelling all around the UK this week so missed last night. Read all the comments and it sounds like the Habs played a good game, TFS saved their ass and the experiment of leaving DDD in the stands worked a charm...long may it continue.

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  58. > http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2016/11/dance-with-me-in-sexy-friday.html

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