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As the snow almost flies
On a cold and gray Montreal mornin'
A poor little baby CHild is born
Andri ghetto (Andri ghetto)
And his GM cries
'Cause if there's one thing that AF don't need
It's another hungry mouth to feed
Andri ghetto (Andri ghetto)
People, don't you understand
The CHild needs a helping hand
Or he'll grow to be an angry young man some day?
Take a look at you and me
Are we too blind to see
Do we simply turn our heads, and look the other way?
Well, the world turns
And a hungry little boy with a FHFunny nose
Play Andri play as the cold wind blows
Andri ghetto (Andri ghetto)
And his hunger burns
So he starts to roam the game in flight
And he learns how to steal, and he learns how to fight
Andri ghetto (Andri ghetto)
Then one night in DDDesperation
Another young man breaks away
DDD buys a gun, steals a car
Tries to run, but he DDDon't get far
And AF cries
As a crowd gathers 'round an angry young man
Face DDDown on the street with a gun in his hand
Andri ghetto (Andri ghetto)
And as the young man DDDies
On a cold and gray Montreal mornin'
Another little baby CHild is born
Andri ghetto (Andri ghetto)
And his GM cries (Andri ghetto)
(Andri ghetto)
(Aah-aahrogant fuckfaaaace)
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Great parody moe.
ReplyDeleteThx juce, we were due for an Elvis song.
DeleteI was thinking about staying in to watch this but emty's smiling face convinced me otherwise. Oh, the horror. Nope, I'm going to go train with my fellow ninjas then go for a beer after. I'll probably catch the 3rd period. HAIII YA!!!
ReplyDeletethe M., I'm sure you realize that the smiling AF (also referenced in the parody) is there purely for sarcasm. AF is also the pic o' da day as a reference point to my somewhat lame photoCHopping. Go easy on the Hai Karate.
DeleteHorrifying events post election. What is wrong with people?
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/ShaunKing
I think people will die because of this clowns 'election'.
DeleteDDD and Plaid scratCHed, Hanley (was there a Billy Joel nick?) and Ghetto in.
ReplyDeleteLobster grill poolside tonight, (it sucks I know) so I'll be tuning in later on.
ReplyDeleteEasy on the butter.
DeleteSitting Wee Davey??
ReplyDeleteOMG what are the foxhole twins up to
Go Habs
Go you fucking Habs Go!
ReplyDeleteDDD sitting is a start...watch them lose tonight - then AF thinks he needs to keep him in the lineup to win...Only way this gores good is with a big win!!
ReplyDeleteJust fucking win!
All I can say about the election is that after the Brexit vote here I saw this coming a long way out. Normal people are fed up with politicians not dealing with the real problems. Hillary was a lifer and as insincere as humanly possible and people were fed up with her game playing. It is what it is people. The celebrity luvies have to deal with it and let us all get on with life. But that is just me...
ReplyDeleteAnd please no one the offence or take shots...i am not political or overly concerned...in the end it is what it is. Worse things have happened. Itsbhardly like the US voted for Tony Blair...
DeleteHey K3X, you are right, Trump is definitely a flawed human being but aren't we all? The people have had enough of the political elite and voted in an outsider. I'm willing to give the guy a chance, all that bombast and rhetoric was just that and it called attention to him which worked out for him.
DeleteAs far as anybody being killed, it doesn't matter WHO sits in the Oval Office, the Americans believe so strongly in the 2nd Amendment that will never, ever change. I've spoken personally with several of them in casual conversations and I know it is true. It won't change.
Meanwhile, I will toss out a Go Habs Go! despite that picture with Elvis...
Don't worry moe, I recognize sarcasm when I see or hear it unlike poor Sheldon Cooper.
I do find it ironic that the day after he got in I watCHed 'The Day After Tomorrow' and there was a US refugee camp in Mexico. HA
DeleteAll good here. Did y'all catCH that I'm comparing AF to Tricky Dick?
DeleteSnoop Dogg wants to move to tranna.
DeleteExactly, if part of the world is a horror show, I will send relief but I will not import that back to feel good, I will use common sense and attempt to change that world, but you can only take a horse to water, or you can only buy so much ammo
DeleteI am a big time socialist and think communism only failed because it has never been tried
Deleteand facing reality I would have voted Trump. Sad to say but he is the last chance for this civilization to grow up and stop grabbing genitals to feel good.
Couldnt think of a shit hole that deserves snoop more than tranna... he shd go!
DeleteDidn't the leaf sue him?
DeleteI suspect AF couldn't get away without scratching DDD, I'm sure they didn't want to see him continue to get top minutes in favourable situations while going scoreless for something like 50+ games as in the past, esp since he can't hold back gCHyuk anymore and still get away with it. Plus they don't want the Mayor tweeting again that he should get a one-way ticket to the farm.
ReplyDeleteThe banishment of wee Davey is long overdue, loyalty is a strong emotion with the foxhole twins. It's rather amusing, the fools at RDS claiming that the anglo media were picking on poor Davey and if his name were Murphy they wouldn't be. Tabernac! If his name were indeed Murphy he would have been waived years ago, if he even made the fucking team which I doubt. C'mon guys you can't have it both ways.
ReplyDeleteI think LA wins this one tonight, Price is due for a letdown and the Habs are a poorly constructed team without him.
I just wanted to mention, congrats to Mike Condon who had one of the best last names for nicknaming "evah", on his great start with the 'Turds! Good luck Mike, except when you play your former (first) team.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Sens fans are calling him Trojan? *Snicker*
DeleteSo bad its good.
DeleteYou can tell scratCHing DDD really hurts AF, '...it's not fun, you want your players to do well, you work with them, it's not fun'
ReplyDeleteWes McCauley and Kevin Pollock tonight, both hail from Ontario.
ReplyDeleteFeeling lazy, grilled CHeese tonight.
ReplyDeleteTurkey with all the fixins'! Proseco.
DeleteThe world has been on tenderhooks waiting for the next show to drop. First we had the Brexit, then the Trump president, and now DDD in the pressbox. It always comes in threes
ReplyDeleteUnder the circumstances that was maybe the best paroday ever, well done Moemen
ReplyDeleteI'm making parodies great again.
DeleteAlright let's do this! GYFHG
ReplyDeleteI can't help falling in love with your parody moe!
ReplyDeleteI see what you did there.
DeleteI knew you would!
DeleteBaked pasta with zucchini red sauce. Pinot grigio
ReplyDeleteUntil Bernie Sanders became really famous, Rogie VaCHon was the most famous person with the same birthday as me
ReplyDeletehe looks like he's in top shape!
DeleteYep. Very smart business man too.
DeleteI am lucky to share my Bday with Yvan The Roadrunner Cournoyer..
Great ovation for Rogie!
ReplyDeleteForgot he was a broon.
DeleteGreat singing!
ReplyDeleteNicely patriotic
ReplyDeleteBudy call!!
ReplyDeletewait, what?
Bravo! Good job on the anthems, saw Rogie singing along too. Congratulations to Rogie on aCHievement.
ReplyDeleteWill be adding Budaj Call to the nicks.
ReplyDeleteCash it.
ReplyDeletecash it!
ReplyDeleteJoel Hanley needs a nick.
ReplyDeleteMade a suggestion on the nick page.
DeleteJoHan? Make him sound like a slice Euro player.
DeleteJoel Hanley, Billy Joel PM for Piano Man? Mix of hockey and music.
DeleteGhetto is like a hound dog on that puck.
ReplyDeleteI see what you did there. :)
DeleteI knew you would!
DeleteLb!!
ReplyDeleteLb!
ReplyDeleteLB.
ReplyDeleteLB!!!
ReplyDeleteGreat play by Che on the goal.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see the Browns get a win tonight...even though I picked against them in my pool.
ReplyDeleteNever liked the Ravens.
DeleteAuto!
ReplyDeleteYeah!
ReplyDeletevodkov!
ReplyDeleteyes Auto on the tip maybe
ReplyDeleteIn an odd twist, Dano gets booked.
ReplyDeleteBad but good at the same time.
DeleteNicks added;
ReplyDeletearrogant fuckface - mt2’s other nick
Budy call - Peter Budaj
The urologist (MAB) - Marc-André
Diazzling - Raphael Diaz
mikey ribs - Mike Ribiero
CCRyder - Ryder
Kovy - Alexie Kovalev
CHarger - Brandon Prust
CHip - Chipchura then Dale Weise
Tintin - Tinordi
d’ArCHe - Mathieu d’Arche
CHicken - Pouliot
Chokula - Jacques Martin
Cunney - Randy Cunnyworth
Squid - Mike Cammelieri
TiTs - Kostytsin brothers
Crotch's Corner - don cherry
Mexicant - Scott Gomez
Buttman - see fuckface bettman
Good work moe!
DeleteMickey Ribs was also "the Little Fuckity-Fuck" (copyright HF10)
Credit goes to participating FHFers. Ribbons for everyone.
DeleteNeed some help.
ReplyDelete? - Jacob de La Rose
? - Mark Barberio
? - Tom Gilbert
? - John Scott
DSP - Devante Smith-Pelly
Toker - Dustin Tokarski
Jacob de La Rose was DLR or $ I think.
DeleteLouis Leblanc = Lebrow
DeleteHere's some good intermission reading - the greatness of Makaraov
ReplyDeletehttp://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/17943124/nhl-hockey-hall-fame-sergei-makarov-was-one-best-russian-players-all
Great read, great player.
DeleteMark Barberio was Barbie? I used to call him Ken doll for the masculine.
ReplyDeleteFree McDo coffee Nov. 14-20th. Quite good.
ReplyDeleteLast batCH for tonight;
ReplyDelete? - Mike Weaver
Cake - Jiri Sekac
PAP - P.A. Parenteau
Moenman - Travis Moen
MM (?) - Manny Malhotra
? - Sergei Gonchar
? - Rene Bourque
Carnaval (?) - Michael Bournival
Cube - Francis Bouillon
? - Daniel Briere
Gio - Brian Gionta
Gorgeous - Josh Gorges
Lebrow - Louis Leblanc
? - George Parros
? - Thomas Vanek
Whitey - Ryan White
Dream (Weaver)
DeleteGonCH
RBQ
StaCHe
Useless piece of deadline pickup shit playoff dud.
I don't remember what we called Briere. Beer?
DeleteAnd wasn't White actually BlanCHe?
Good stuff.
DeleteAlso,
Tenderness - Guillaume Latendresse
Sergei Gonchar =CHar
DeleteErik Cole?
DeleteBest period of hockey in a LONG time. Wonder what's changed?
ReplyDeletePlayers feel valued.
DeleteEnjoying a bowl of nacho flavoured Crunchits and a Harp Lager. They pair very nicely.
ReplyDeleteLove Harp.
DeleteClose! (no cigar)
ReplyDeleteHOLY SHIT!!!!
ReplyDeleteR.I.P. Leonard Cohen
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/leonard-cohen-dead-at-82-w449792
Wow!
DeleteA genius. What a fucking shit year 2016 has been.
DeleteWow! Very sad. Loved Cohen and highly regret not seeing him here in Halifax a few years back. I guess its Closing Time and he decided to check out after the election.
DeleteOnly saw him once, a decade ago. Transcending. I read very recently that he contemplated dying sooner than later. Huge but great read;
Deletehttp://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/10/17/leonard-cohen-makes-it-darker
Dano!
ReplyDeletePhD!
ReplyDeleteThe best rendition of Hallelujah ever.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrLk4vdY28Q
That for sure and K.D. Lang's.
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_NpxTWbovE
Oh totally, I had forgotten that one, I loved it.
DeleteBest game of the year so far.
ReplyDeleteDo we look good?
ReplyDeleteVery.
DeleteOoh!
DeleteMr. is entertaining ladies by the pool, thank God I get to escape for hockey.
ReplyDeleteStrange how someone we don't know personally, never even met can touCH our very souls and reduce us to tears (well me, anyway) when they leave this great planet.
ReplyDeleteThey were there, in song, when we created our own memories. Unerasable.
Deletecrap 4mins for highstick for KidA
ReplyDeleteTFS™!!!
ReplyDeleteTFS! wow
ReplyDeleteTFS™!!!
ReplyDelete3-1
ReplyDeleteBrown got away with that dirty hit on (Y) earlier but I'm pretty sure (Y) has his number.
ReplyDeleteBorderline.
DeleteStarting to feel like fuckface bettman called.
ReplyDeleteVodkov? 2mins for highstick.
ReplyDeletegCHyuk!!!! EN
ReplyDeleteVery gooDDD game.
ReplyDeleteKeep the sticks down boys.
~~~
R.I.P. Mr. Cohen.
TFS is 9-0-0
ReplyDeleteCertainly one of their better games and TFS with some great saves as usual.
ReplyDelete"We'll probably see that for a while on TV" - Anze Kopitar on Carey Price's save off him in third period.
ReplyDeleteGoodnight everyone.
ReplyDeleteJust heard, So long Leonard Cohen, one of the greats up there with Dlyan, Lightfoot and Prine. RIP
ReplyDeletealso just heard he was a victim of the MKL CIA mind control experiments
DeleteMorning folks. Take a moment out of your day to remember today at the very least. I'm heading to visit my brothers in Fredericton - we'll share a few thoughts of our Dad who stormed Juno Beach on D-Day and have a drink or 10 in his honour. He would approve.
ReplyDeleteRIP Leonard Cohen...2016 just keeps on taking 'em! I have been travelling all around the UK this week so missed last night. Read all the comments and it sounds like the Habs played a good game, TFS saved their ass and the experiment of leaving DDD in the stands worked a charm...long may it continue.
ReplyDelete> http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2016/11/dance-with-me-in-sexy-friday.html
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