Mar 30, 2017

CHeers to General Vodkov ~ FLA

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The General and Majors ah ah
they're never too far
from battlefields so Glorieux
out in a world of their own
They'll never come down
till once again victorious

The General and Majors always
seem so unhappy 'less they got a war

The General and Majors ah ah
like never before are tired of being actionless.

Calling
The General and Majors everywhere
Calling
your playoff war is drawing near

The General and Majors ah ah
They're never too far
away from Habs who made the grade
out in a world of their own
They'll never come down
until the Cup battle's lost or made

The General and Majors ah ah
like never before, are tired of being in the SFU shade
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189 comments:

  1. Great parody, great pics of the General. He looks so sage. GYMFHG!

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    1. Very Professor X like. And he reads the minds of the opposing team.

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  2. Chelios: "I'm telling you: No veteran free agent is going to want to come in and play for Mike Babcock."

    SFU is in full damage control.

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    1. The hockey gods do exist.

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    2. Wonder what prompted that quote.

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    3. Heh, truth hurts.

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  3. I want to see that little 'x' tonight. Go Habs Go!

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    1. the Maritimer12:19 PM

      Go Wild!! What?

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    2. Preds play the leaf, a broons win could knock them out of 3rd spot.

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  5. I was excited to see Donald Trump was back on TV the other night with a new reality show. But when I tuned into what I expect to be a series about the construction of "The Wall", it was just a giant Price is Right style Plinko board gameshow hosted by the guy from the Talking Dead.

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  6. Xtatic moeman! Generals and Majors was one of my faves too! Cheers

    I think Senses Working Overtime might need a little re-write too in the coming weeks....hmmm

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  7. Great CHé interview from Eric Engels: "Patrick Roy was our (Remparts) coach and he was teaching us how hard we had to work and to never look back and to give everything we had on the ice every time we stepped on the ice. Basically, that’s what I learned."

    http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/qa-alexander-radulov-curfews-contracts-canadiens-chances/

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  8. The Los Straitjackets cover Nick Lowe tunes (new album coming);

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pan5C3ECSqU

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  9. Blogger ate my post...

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    1. Third time lucky...i said that you are the gift that keeps on giving - great parody. Just fucking win! Go you fucking Habs go!

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    2. the Maritimer3:06 PM

      Happens to me often. Try to be brief...

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    3. Not much I can do except, some day, move to a different platform.

      Also, too, copy and paste (I do it, too).

      ~~~

      About (my parodies), sometimes the classics are not worthy of being parodied as they are too good. Same goes for some artists. Speaking of artists, my parodies are 90% based on what I know/like (with the odd request (see what I did there?)). There are definitely some artists that I should be covering but I usually need inspiration. I also try to keep the parodies relatively respectful of topic, time and place. Todays example is quite simple. I didn't CHange much because, well, its XTC and to me a classic song and very fitting to #79.

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    4. the Maritimer3:31 PM

      If you are going to post a big rant, yes, type it up in Word or some such first. Safety first.

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  10. For SinM;

    https://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2015/02/sens-working-for-overtime-habs-vs.html

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    1. OMG - that was sheer brilliance! I wonder how I missed it at the time.

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  11. the Maritimer3:30 PM

    Awww man, the dirty SFUckers are now using (playing for a sucker) PFK to shamelessly promote their fucking leaf. That's dirty pool. I wouldn't waste 5 seconds reading any of that cotu shit. Both sites are shoving their noses up his ass. Shame, PK.

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    1. theM. is the Stang off the blocks?

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    2. the Maritimer3:43 PM

      Not a chance. Still fucking winter down here. Usually I wait until early or mid-May before I pull the cover off and fire it up.

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    3. "before I pull the cover off and fire it up"

      You forgot the 'see what I did there'.

      Hugs to Mme theM.

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    4. the Maritimer4:09 PM

      Heh. I see what you did there.

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    5. Nice catCH.

      Moving, forward, I will shorten it to theMme.

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  12. Vodkov will move into 2nd overall for Canadiens' defencemen in scoring. That's fucking ridiculous when you really think about it. And yet he gets zero respect from the SFU or NHL. Though he doesn't have a cup (yet), compare his numbers and he is a HHOF member without question. In his honour, I've changed my av until they win the cup.

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  13. Blazing sunshine. Feels like summer on the deck, so, I prepped the BBQ for some Angus burgers tonight.

    Who here does not put mayo on their burg?

    I do.

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    1. the Maritimer3:45 PM

      Screw it, I'm doing burgers too. Thx!!

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    2. the Maritimer4:12 PM

      I just happened to pick up some fresh lean ground beef from Costco. I mix some FrenCH's Worcestershire sauce, Montreal steak spice and Italian bread crumbs in my beef to make the burgers.

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    3. Nice. I do almost the same and I add some spiciness with a shot of hot sauce (see what I did there?)

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    4. the Maritimer4:20 PM

      I'd prefer not to... ;-)

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    5. Sunshine here too, it's just glorious but announcing 5-10cms of snow beginning tomorrow here.
      No mayo for my burgers.
      CHicken Cacciatore made in the slow cooker.

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    6. Always worried chicken in the crock would overcook . Am I wrong?

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  14. Hey...Habs win tonight and they clinch a a playoff spot...

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    1. Does another team need to lose for it to happen?

      I think juce said earlier 'x' marks the spot. BTW, she said it without the (see what I did there?)

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    2. the Maritimer4:22 PM

      They win and they're in.

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  15. Apologies if I am sounding giddy but a big day in our labs as it was test everything day. Everything Checked out perfectly. Ultrasounds, brain scans, eye tracking, EGGs, multi-CHannel recordings. All of it. Now sending a lot of gear for off-site, field-recordings.

    … and now I’ve been asked to help set up the new ultrasound lab at UofT. Might tell them no if the leaf makes the playoffs. Thoughts?

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    1. the Maritimer4:23 PM

      I'd go. Are they paying for accommodations? Meals? Giddyup!!

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    2. Yep. Plus mileage at 50.7¢per.

      … and I do love to put the Habs flag on the car whilst driving around Hogtown …

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  16. GYFHG and clinCH!

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  17. Doing sausages on the BBQ for the mister but a burger for myself. I add Lipton onion soup mix to my hammies. Tasty!

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    1. Nice.

      Man, the burg on the BBQ was incredible. Mayo, HP and old CHeddar and spring mix lettuce.

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    2. Lipton onion soup mix is excellent in ground beef. Done it many times.

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    3. Haven't made this in ages but I used prepare roast beef with an envelope of onion soup mix shaken on top, sprinkled with some HP sauce over that and added a little water on top. The gravy was just awesome if I do say so myself.

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    4. A must for meatloaf. Add some hot sauce!

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  18. HOfer Tim Raines will be honoured pre-game. Youpi's gonna flip out.

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    1. So will 29.

      The Rock has a new book coming out;

      https://www.chapters.indigo.ca/en-ca/books/unti-tim-raines-memoir-my/9781443453103-item.html

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    2. I predict the ovation will be grand. The Rock is righteous. So glad he finally made the Hall.

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  19. J&B out with injury, Hog is in, Thor replaces MitCH.

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  20. CHevy is 1 of 6 finalists for OHL's Dman of the year. Go CHevy Go!

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  21. Killer work moe!

    Evening kidz! Once gain working on my internet freedom report but have the game on over my shoulder. GYFHG!

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    1. Merci mon ami.

      Getting a vibe that one day I might rename myself HabsFan79.

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  22. Haven't been here in ages but it seems like the SFU somehow threw a bone our way on their 'precious' air-time. I'd never say they care because I know they don't, not one iota, uh uh, nope. Wilde now joins John Lu weekly so thought I'd take a peek.

    http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/video/canadiens-3-in-3-how-has-julien-changed-the-habs~1090131

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  23. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  24. ROCK! ROCK! ROCK!

    Quick, everyone do a line of coke in his honour!

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  25. I apologize for making that coke comment in front of those adorable Raines kids

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    1. We know you meant Pepsi.

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  26. How adorable are those little gals! Same missing tooth.

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  27. Nice tribute. Beautiful little girls, they've got hockey pkayers' smiles.

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  28. Gorgeous songstress. Wow.

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    1. Yep giving Sara a run for her money.

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  29. Jagr's flow is off the charts!

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  30. Reimer's not playing, I was hoping to see PatCHes score the first goal on the first shot in the game.

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  31. Gorgeous Montreal sunset. Almost 20h00 and not pitch dark. Love it!

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  32. bradmutherfuckerwatson

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  33. Jagr just needs a toga and he could land a role in an Easter movie.

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  34. Uh-oh unknown goalie alert! Here comes a Vezina performance.

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  35. Reimer's not playing, I was hoping to see PatCHes score the first goal on the first shot in the game.

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    1. He was Boyled over in his last game. No penalty on the play.

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    2. Ugh, the league has to do better to protect the goalies.

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    3. Heh, yeah. They were protecting a leaf playoff position.

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    1. Nice over the shoulder troika Lb! jinx!

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  37. #20 isn't very Tretiak-like.

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  38. Off topic but fun, someone lawyered up;

    http://bit.ly/2oEyfxz

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  39. Nice work by (Y) on the pass to N8.

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  40. I will nickname them the Trade Dead Line.

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  41. Yeah! PleXXXE!!!

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  42. oops PleXXXe!!!

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  43. SuperPlexxe OMG!!!

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  44. I met Stéphane Richer (tied by PleXXXe for 225 goals) once (Montebello golf tourney). Super nice guy.

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  45. KidA is rounding into great playing shape.

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  46. speaking of internet freedom kudos to Trump for freeing all of our personal browsing habits to the higest bidder. Its only going to get freeer when he frees it of neurality.

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    1. Whoever is writing the U.S. report is going to have a hell of a job

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  47. my neck is beginning to hurt from all this spinning around to look

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    1. Mirror. Lazy Susan. Swivel CHair. Personal assistant.

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  48. Huh, maybe I just need to type a player's name when they don't score and they will.

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    1. T(Y)pe (Y). (see what I did there?)

      Also, theM. must be 'fired up'.

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  49. LB, as the Sundance Kid said "Who are these guys"

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  50. Is that the same shawn thornton we all know and hate?

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  51. The'A' stands for Assists tonight for kidA! Great for my hockey pool to boot😂

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  52. Philthy leasing Isles 5-0 after 1. Could be worse FLA.

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  53. They're going to try to get LB a you know what.

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  54. dont say it!
    (unless u mean a lb. of WINgs)

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    1. Exactly. I feel responsible for Vodkov last game.

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  55. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  56. whos this martinsen guy?
    (and why is he so tanned for a swedish guy?)

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    1. Not used to the weather here, goes to bronzage often.

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  57. It's ok to put BBQ's head into the glass though. fuckyoubradmotherfuckerwatson.

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  58. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  59. whats going on? why did cpt lose his cool there? and now BBQ?

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    1. Marchesault was holding PatCHes' stick after the hit and he got mad. BBQ didn't like the hit he got and it looks like he used his stick on FLA's nether regions, or damn close to it.

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  60. HRH should NOT be wearing 21! gio, ok, but definitely not this guy! ive always felt there should be #'s retired upstairs, but also #'s off limits unless ure a gCHuk or kidG

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  61. Fucking thornton shitshow. Been there, done that.

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  62. 2 and 10 for So? fuckyoubradmotherfuckerwatston. What about that dirty hit by Petrovic????

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  63. Get a taste of it CJv2 because this is what fucking biased refs will do to your team.

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  64. thornton, never been shown a lesson, ever. Well done collie, you fucking fuckface bettman lapdog.

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  65. I so want to see (Y) put it in the net.

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  66. BMFW call via Bettman. Go fuck yourselves.

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  67. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  68. JJD might be a nice guy but he has nothing to say or add to what is happening with the Habs D and PK.

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  69. Go pat yourselves on the back for that period refs.

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  70. FLA goalie is huge. So big he cuts the back of his pants. Is this allowed?

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    1. Che gave him 2 love-taps after he crashes him.

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  71. Remember this?

    http://www.habseyesontheprize.com/2014/6/18/5822694/bruins-fan-gets-an-absurdly-embarrassing-thornton-tribute-tattoo

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  72. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  73. Fuck you refs, gCHyuk didn't even have the puck - do your fucking jobs.

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  74. PatCHes! Nice feed from Ché!

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    1. lehab makes the jinx troika. (juce, come on now that could've been a quattro)

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    2. darn, I was drinking the last of my coffee and missed who.

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    3. No Excuses. (um, wait, that was last year)

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  76. this game should have been put away a while ago. I've got work to do Habs get this done

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  77. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  78. the Maritimer9:57 PM

    Greetings bitches!! I'm fired up!!

    GYMFHG!!!

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    1. boy that burger took long to cook

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    2. theM. had to dig out his BBQ from all that snow.

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  79. Habs head to FLA with a playoff position clinCHed...Maybe bring a few AHLers. Farnham?

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  80. the Maritimer10:05 PM

    Wooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

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  81. First 4pt game for KidA.

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  82. Dano!

    Put some of that theM. hot sauce on your wings!

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    1. lehab brings up the rear again with the nice troika jinx.

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  84. the Maritimer10:10 PM

    Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

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  85. So does FLA get down and dirtier in the last few minutes?

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  86. the Maritimer10:13 PM

    My BBQ burgers were fucking awesome!!

    As you can probably tell I've had a few...

    Go you Fucking Sea Dogs Go!!!

    Wait wrong place...

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  87. PLAYOFFS BitCHes!

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  88. ClinCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Fuck you refs.

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  89. the Maritimer10:17 PM

    'X' marks the spot!!

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  90. PatCHes gives game puck to Michel Lacroix. Classy.

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  91. KidAAAAAAAAA! First stAr!

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  92. PatCHes gives the game puck to Michel Lacroix for his 40th anniversary.

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  93. FHFantastic and fucking fun game thread mes ami(e)s!

    Mañana bitCHes.

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  94. Yeah! Good stuff.

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  95. Sounds like I missed a beauty. Wings and a clinCh. Nice win and playoffs here we come boys!

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  96. Glad to see TB's hopes remain up to get into the play-offs. They will be hungry in the two games against us and win or lose, that's gonna be good for our boys to keep the pace up going into the last few games. GYFHG!

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  97. Just CHecking we're still in the playoffs and I'm not dreaming.

    Good.

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    1. PinCH to realise the clinCH.

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  98. > http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2017/03/post-season-sexy-friday.html

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