Mar 14, 2017

Slice em up ~ CHI

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  1. Snowstorms a coming.

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    1. And if the snow buries my CH neighbourhood
      And if Che is flying
      Then he'll saucer a pass
      From his stick blade to PatCHes
      Yeah, a pass, from his stick blade to PatCHes

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    2. Then CJ tried to fix our PK
      Cuz TFS had forgotten the way to
      The way to shut teams down
      But somehow, TFS remembered his goalposts
      And how to cover his five-hole
      And his catlike trapper hand
      Then, the D remembered how to skate strong
      And how to cover the man

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    3. Purify the CHolours, beef up the 4th line
      Purify the CHolours, put scorers in the top two lines
      And spread the ashes of Arrogant Fuckface
      Over this CHeart of mine!

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    4. (To replace the deleted second graph):
      KidA has climbed out of the cellar
      And skated up the middle
      The middle of the ice
      And since there's no one but the goalie around
      He'll stay in the blue paint long
      And forget how how he used to blow
      And then his skin gets thicker
      From spraying that goalie with snow

      You changed all the lead
      In that rebuilt hand
      As the puck comes in
      KidA shovels it right in

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    5. ...with apologies to Arcade Fire and their Neighbourhoods #1 (Tunnels)

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU_2R1rjbD8

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    6. Forgot the second chorus (just before the Purify part):

      MB changed all the smurfs
      Getting knocked around
      As the trades came in
      King and Thor came thundering

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    7. Awesome parody SinM!

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  2. the Maritimer8:47 AM

    Yep, calling for 20-45cm here. Hope this is winter's last hurrah.

    In the vintage pic above from left to right: Tony Esposito, Jean Ratelle, No.4 Bobby Orr and the great Ken Dryden, mentor to HabsFan29.

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    1. OK - trying to work out the trophies...Orr has the Hart and Norris...Ratelle the Lady Bing. I Dryden behind the Calder and Tny O behind the Vezina?

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    2. Those trophies are all very cool! Apart from the Stanley Cup obviously (the greatest trophy is all of professional sport), I've always thought that the Art Ross is the best of the bunch!

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    3. my hair looks like that today!

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  3. Rocket Ratface a new cartoon horror show. We are just on the fringe for the snow but everthing is closed today. You have to love the Trump logic, cancel Obamacare, 25 million lose health care and its going to cost more. Made in Merica.

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  4. I think Mother Nature hates me.

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  5. Chester10:00 AM

    NHL Has the best trophies.
    Go Habs

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    1. the Maritimer11:35 AM

      Absolutely. The NFL, NBA and MLB championship trophies are fucking ridiculous looking pieces of junk, unlike Lord Stanley's handsome hardware. I like the Claret Jug for the British Open as well, classic, simple design.

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    2. Buttface promised the NHK would honour le Gros Bill when he passed. Still waiting.

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    3. I must agree. A sport is only as righteous as its trophies.

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  6. Looks like N8, McM and Thor scratched. (Y) pairs with Dish.

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    1. Right about now, that doesn't fill me with huge confidence...is that wrong?

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    2. CJv2 - "I want all of our defencemen to be ready to play. We're healthy. Nothing against Nathan, want everyone fresh."

      Not sure what that means.

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    3. Oh ok, Harley is in.

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    4. So that means Harley with Benn (sorry - forgot his nick)

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    5. Harley is nicked 'Hog'.

      Hope Petty pulls a Robinsonesque own end to a gaol so we can type Deep Dish!

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  7. Awesome parody by SinM upthread!

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    1. Cheers moeman, you inspired me! First time I ever heard Neighbourhoods #1 (Tunnels) it was a youtube vid of a live concert in Europe on an outdoors stage wherein Mr. Win Butler announces "Winter's Coming" and they launch into it.

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    2. Great choice.

      When this came out, it literally freaked me out;

      http://www.thewildernessdowntown.com/

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    3. Indeed! Scott could move up from the comments to the big leagues like we did with you moe!

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  8. As per the trophy discussion upthread.;

    Who is up with keeping/changing the names and/or combining it with a more recent star player?

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    1. I like the old names but would be cool with a combo;

      Norris/Orr
      Hart/Gretzky
      Richard/too new for now but maybe Bossy
      Ross/Lafleur
      Vezina/Hasek
      Calder/Selanne
      Adams/Bowman
      Byng/Lemieux
      Smythe/Roy
      Selke/Gainey

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    2. GM of the Year - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Pollock

      Skip down to Stanley Cups.

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    3. I would only change the Hart to the Gretzky.
      And maybe can the Norris for the Orr (best offensive defenceman) and Harvey? (best defensive defenceman). "The league" wouldn't allow another Habs player to be named for a trophy so maybe the Lidstrom (though offensively gifted as well, hell of a defender)?

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  9. Dryden looks pretty damn hip in the trophy pic. Nice legal jacket (see what I did there?) and a funky tie. No wonder FHF29 is such a cool dude.

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    1. I llve that tie. If I wore it to court tho I'd lose. And then be sued myself

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  10. 29 should have been PM.

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  11. I have started watching the press conferences the CJv2 holds and are posted online. It is actually refreshing compared to those of AF. He is honey and genuine in his answers and critiques of the players and I do believe why he is saying...in both languages. It really is a refreshing change. Just saying...

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    1. He is honest...damm autocorrect!

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    2. Heh.

      K3X to Mme. K3X "I loves ya honest!'

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  12. the Maritimer5:52 PM

    Norris/Harvey (first ever winner)
    Hart/Howe
    Richard/ (Leave as is)
    Ross/Gretzky
    Vezina/ (L.a.s.)
    Calder/ (L.a.s.)
    Adams/Bowman OK
    Byng/ (L.a.s.)
    Smythe/Beliveau (First Winner?)
    Selke/Gainey OK

    Ha! I'm not biased or anything (Right) but since the league owes so much the Canadiens for their glory years I made these mods to moe's list.

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    1. Well done mon ami.

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    2. I'll say that the Vezina and Calder seem dated.

      Selanne is the best winner since whenever, I picked Hasek because I gave Roy the Smythe for winning it so often and making such a huge playoff impact. Orr is also more a 'modern' pick and FWIW, D-men seem to win for scoring (see Karlsson). Byng represents class, so Le Gross Bill fills that spot.

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  13. Go Isles, Jets, Oil, Lightning, Panthers!

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  14. Green curry CHicken. I've done red and yellow curry before. First time with green with added bonus of lemongrass and water chestnuts to go with the onion, carrots and potatoes. Bourgogne CHardonnay.

    So far not much snow but lots of wind scurrying the flakes around (sounds like a description of the SFU). Suppose to get between 15-40 cms.

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    1. Three Bloody Caesars. Is that dinner? There's tomatoes and clams!

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    2. celery salt. lime is my fruit / veggie

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    3. I planned on roast pork but I over-ate at lunCH so I did what any respectable gal would do and headed straight to the lemon meringue pie. YUM

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  15. moe, the Jets game was postoned this morning.

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  16. I'm not into the Bachelor but a Montrealer won. She's a special-ed teacher for adults and used her 'fame' to raise funds for their cause. Congratulations.

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  17. Congrats Canadiennes!

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  18. Congratulations to les Canadiennes!

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  19. Opera dude! (makes me thing of Bugs Bunny toon every time).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYP4KnZJmyk

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  20. Looks like a full house even with the storm here.

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  21. This should be a good one

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  22. Congrats to Les Canadiennes. I didn't catch their numbers but I was thinking it could be a good (not really) pickup line by one of our young Habs like Galchenyuk for instance if one of the ladies wore #42, he could say "Hey, you know if you and I got together, we'd make 69." That would work, right?

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    1. Nice math on Pi day.

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    2. Wow, I was just thinking the same thing. Why not a Hab and a Habette? Surely there would be so muCH in common and imagine all the shop-talk.

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    3. ...except the math of course. Hurts my brain.

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  23. I don't like your spotted tie checkered shirt combo CJv2

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  24. Crawford never lost here? Well, there's a first time for everything.

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  25. Too soon but this would be my Cup Final dream matCHup.

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  26. TAM and FLA up 1-0

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  27. Apparently someone has Trumps tax returns.

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    1. Hope it is Larry Flynt.

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  28. Those black pads are cool.

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  29. Why is (Y) playing again?

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  30. I'm now really worried for Y(E)

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  31. the Maritimer8:04 PM

    No stopping that. (Y) caught again. Seen enough Claude?

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  32. 3 shots, 1 goal.

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    1. Speaking of 3-1, 3-1 FLA

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    2. I did say that I was worried about (Y) with Dish...

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  33. Blackhawk down.

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  34. Looks like RaCHel Maddow may have the tRump tax shit. Crank up the fan.

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  35. Snow storm update; maybe 8-10cms so far. Still blowing around. Only -10º.

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  36. Hog looks like a decent kid.

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  37. I just watched Doomsday, I tell you Rhona Mitra and Kate Beckensale are tiwns. Check it hot.
    Well we are holding our own. Trump shrump, if Harpo had teflon he has a areogel space shuttle heatshield. IMHO mike pence makes him seem rational..

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  38. Wow I have not had a golden stream this good since last time I was in Russia, Pirates Rule

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  39. Any team with Panik on the wing is not going to fly in the playoffs, Panik has the puck and he panics, game over

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  40. Why didn't BBQ shoot?

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  41. Why BBQ would you not shoot from the slot?

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  42. I think BBQ is injured, when was the last time you saw a bomb or a hammer?

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  43. I am not trading gCHuck for Kane, and many strippers agree

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  44. that puck did not leave the zone. Linesman 70' away calls it.

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    1. ... and the refs want the fans penalized for calling out their fuckups.

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  45. we've got about 5cm and the winds have just picked up. Supposed to be gusting to 100km/h tonight...and changing to rain by midnight. Should be lovely in the morning.

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  46. 1-1 TAM
    4-1 FLA
    2-2 NYI

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  47. hey bros.... late to the party. whos the hot goaltender? her name certainly isnt carey, thats for sure. perhaps shes the next halak winner? (i like that moeman, but i also would rather em all as is).

    i agree the SC is the best, but i think the GC is second best of north american sports. the carling cup is pretty good as is the fa cup and the rugby trophy. i cant decide. either the super bowl, the nba thing, or the world cup are the ugliest pieces of crap. ironically, the WS trophy looks good for such a crappy sport to 'yawn' watch and the campbell bowl is waay better than that nfl thing.

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  48. The wheels are litlerally falling off

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  49. That shouldn't count but Tranna could fuck it up as usual.

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  50. You all realize Buttman is calling this game

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  51. (Y) checked his own mate.

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  52. someone get an MRI

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  53. Ruck you Panik you Euro Trash Leaf Reject

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  54. The hawks have Kiro but he is not a protagonist

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  55. J&B and Hog as the third pair is the Sons of Anarchy D.

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  56. Cash the damn puck!

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  57. Ca$H it we are the Ca$hmen

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  58. Does it count if the puck knocks out the goalie?

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  59. Will the spotter take him out?

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  60. bombs by Patches and BBQ

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  61. the only play by play in the league that is not constant blowjobs is ours.

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  62. The concussion protocol is a joke leaving a goalie that took a 95mph shot off the head from 20' stays in the game. But hey if has little birds flying around his head, better for the Habs.

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    1. hey it did not even bend the metal

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  63. (Y) just brusied his chest

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  64. somebody get HRH a bucket of sand so he is not so homesick

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  65. Decent game. Two mistakes. Zero puck luck.

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    1. The last one hit Lb's arm then deflected off TFS's mask into the net.

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  66. well so far we are hanging in, just wait till Superplexxxe comes back

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  67. the Maritimer9:25 PM

    Strangely enough if Crawford gets the shutout I won't be upset as I have him in my fantasy hockey league. I'll get serious points.

    Bargain Bin needs to change his philosophy about building a contender. He has no problem throwing serious coin at defencemen, but seems hesitant to pay for scoring. He'll either change that or be looking for work soon.

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    1. Che is going to test that theory

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  68. what r u doing BBQ u stupid moron?!? a whole net to shoot at from a perfect CHucky pass and u lazer it off his head?!? how disrespectful is that? absolutely no class. i dont care u went to check on him. if u had it, u wouldnt have needed to in the first place. this is only slightly better than what ape did. i also dont care that stupid GQGM doubled down on scumbaggery for the playoffs. it doesnt mean u have to play like those plumbers. u guys are the habs! u need to win yes, but also to do it with grace and class.

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  69. the offside rule needs changing, if we want offence it should be recognized that when entering the zone close is good enough. Lets say within a second.

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  70. oh and that play-by-play thing? im watching it on nbc chicago stream and they said mtl is the best team in the league at coming back down after :40. they are 10-16 this year. watch out!

    omg... that is not a good stat to be champions of the league in! that means theyve been behind 26 times this year! that is terrible!!

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  71. Isles win, leapfrog the leaf.

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    1. I want the Isles to be out, and Taves decide to play in Montreal at a new hometown discount.

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  72. the Maritimer9:32 PM

    Somebody needs to take Bargain Bin to a local strip joint and show him how to score. I nominate CHe or gCHuk.

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    1. I think you are on to something, the only non patron stripper guy on the team who can score is Patches.

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    2. Or Kane could take him.

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  73. Chicago tv just did a special on how awful Y is, thanks guys

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  74. Look there's (Y) playing Timbit hockey chasing the puck.

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  75. This team ain't scoring 3 goals tonight. Save 'em up for the turds.

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  76. thats 1/2 on him. he only went there b/c stupid plexxx was lazy tracking the that guy to the boards

    WAKE UP U IDIOTS! arrrrrgh!

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  77. the Maritimer9:44 PM

    That should do it eh?

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  78. CJ2 asks (Y) if he is sniffing glue between periods?
    (Y) asks would that be wrong?

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  79. The review was initiated by Tranna to see if the puck crossed the line before the net was knocked off but the ref told them that he deemed the play dead already.

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  80. the Maritimer9:48 PM

    Actually somebody pointed out that TurtlePlexxx has fucked up twice on the back coverage letting his guy go. He still hurt?

    Doesn't matter the punchless Habs are no mach for these guys.

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    1. 'mach' is a Mustang induced typo.

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  81. watch Dish he is not giving the puck to (Y) why not? I still like (Y) send him to rehab before the playoffs and we will be fine

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  82. If this team was a ship, right now Y and Superplexxxe are a $10 dollar anchor

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  83. good! so we can agree DDD and PFK werent the anchors ppls here used to say they were?

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    1. DDD was not big enough to hold anything in place

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    2. the Maritimer9:59 PM

      I don't think anybody ever called PFK an anchor. DDD and Arrogant Fuckface sure were. Just a little more cleansing to go. BBB, (Y) and (I hate to say it) Pleky, looks like he is finito. Once the new GM is hired he will have a lot of trash to throw out.

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  84. Bring on the 3 day break, St. Paddy's Day and Sexy Friday.

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  85. we have nobody in front they have 3 guys in front, Chicago rules, they bring knife you bring a gun

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  86. Player GA SA SV SV%
    Mike Condon 1 34 33 .971

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    1. He was put in a bad position last season and then they kicked him to the curb. DGMB failed to get goalie help and tried to make himself look better this year.

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  87. CHe says give me an AK47 this Armilite is firing blanks

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  88. You wont believe it , Buttman has someone in the stands with a superconductin magnet and they use it to pull on (Y)'s metal plate and put him out of position,

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  89. isnt there some stat that mtl is top team to be shutout as well?

    screw ure hockey pool, whoever said that earlier! if the habs lose, u dont celebrate, EVER!

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    1. thats right, I do not even take the same flight if I see another team logo on the plane.

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    2. the Maritimer10:02 PM

      I'm celebrating nothing just stating facts.

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  90. Tickity tock...

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  91. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  92. Lb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  93. we need the fourm ghosts for one

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  94. with a shot like that Patches should have six kids by now

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  95. the Maritimer10:05 PM

    Pleks now has a Gomez-like shot.

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  96. Superplexxxe had a better chance of scoring in a nunnury than with that shot.

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  97. Screen Crawford, magic happens.

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    1. I thought for a second you where talking about Joan Crawford movies, and wondered what was the connection

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  98. omg... what the fxxxx is happening? who summoned those ghosts?

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  99. Pick up the broken sticks ffs.

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  100. gCHyuk's assists gives him his 200th pt.

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  101. Dish threatened to punch Y in the face, so now Y is back at Vodkov school, good idea

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  102. Pull the fucking goalie, holy fuck batmann

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  103. the Maritimer10:13 PM

    Over. Good try though.

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  104. it was a leaf win, good effort boys

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  105. That EN killed any hope.

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  106. Yeah we can score two goals in 37 seconds

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