No one get injured! That's all I got!
CHevy called up. Didn't see the game last night but sounds like he'd be an upgrade for sure.SQUIRM MUTHAFUCKAS SQUIRM!!!
Inigo not ready but will backup Estie. Vodkov, PatCHes and Che will not travel to Detroit.
Getting this in now because I'm leaving soon for my niece's/goddaughter's wedding. Love is in the air!Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!
Go Pens, Go NYI.
I'm heading out to the Sea Dogs game tonight. When I get home I'll be looking forward to moe's bullet points of the SFU pre-game sploogefest. I'm sure mclame and his panel of idiot leafools will be making up all kinds of excuses for their leaf if they do the pratfall against the probably Sid-less Tuxedos.S Q U I R M !!
So is anyone else worried that the Habs potentially go into their playoffs on a. 3 game skid? Me neither...just fucking win!
obviously im in that camp
SFU were awfully 'concerned' that the Habs would consider playing TFS after they clinched. Haven't heard them express this about any other player that continued to play after clinching. Nice of them to be so worried for TFS.SQUIIIIIRRRRMMMM!
end on a good note boys, GYFHG
Allow me to begin a thread of remerciement pour notre ami moe. moe, as usual, you have gone above and beyond this (regular) season. all us idiots would be lost without you and your hard work, game in game out, sexy friday in sexy friday out. it's a long slog (as I know all too well) and you pulled through as always. gracias mon ami
All good my sexy FHFriend. I enjoy doing it. I enjoy the camaraderie in here even more.
SN has some horrible Bon Jovi Laff opening. kill me. Living on a prayer indeed SFU
well they had other Cdn teams too. but it was 70% Leaf
Side note #1; By not playing an entire line up, PIT is basically laughing at the SFU’s team - pre-game video almost all leaf- mclame says Blabs has turned around things, splooges leaf dynamic duo- says bob cold in DET is a nice touch, (according to who?)Side note #2; bob cold should go the way of the ‘Joe’- mclame quotes cold, too stupid to mention- they show out of town early games, go straight to their leaf- panel kinda finds glee in Pens injuries- mclame and kypreosuck dig deep, really deep for their leaf issues- kypreosuck looks worried- hahahrudey jumps on the bandwagon ‘play free’ - mclame sounds very worried, asks fried man for support, he gives it- fried man yips about ROW, he shouldn’t have as it doesn’t help their leaf- they squeeze the math to prop their leaf- Blabs yips his bro-mide to christine nepotism simpleton- Blabs yips Tony Robbins type crap trap ‘play fast’Side note #3; almost 10 minutes, all leaf- Blabs won 1 Cup with a stacked team and yips like he is Scotty Bowman- kypreosuck is concerned about Matthews but says he won’t be rattled- huge son and simpleton asked to comment, nothing but nothing leads to nothing- simpleton says the Pens have ‘proved they’re in’- huge son repeats a Blabs bromide- hahahrudey says cadre has garnered ‘league wide respect’, calls him beautifulSide note #3; 12 minutes, all leaf- some wet behind the ears hairdoo’d dude has a say about the Habs, why- mclame sucks bob,cold- kypreosuck is asked about ‘the goals’ (check the standings putz)- fried man yips about Chuck along with hahahrudey (about SSR and KidA)Side note #4; less than 4 minutes of pure SFU shit about the Habs- mclame is all wet about DET zamboni driver (this guy gets more air time, literally, than the CH)- mclame is really moist, they go to their leaf ‘to figure it out’- mclame says some kid ‘looks like Auston Matthews’. Weird.- christine nepotism simpleton squeezes Boyle for leaf positivity- she putridly squeezes the issue as a leaf fan, for leaf fans, 100% unprofessional- hahahrudey tries to put Andersen on a leaf goalie pedestal, it is a low pedestal- fried man yips about Kessel, makes fun of him, it wasn’t funny- kypresosuck looks for leaf answers, says do it early, wants quality minutes- mclame says Marner has a Mem Cup and yips the stupid Bonjovi garbage- hometown hockey commercial, wendel clark, bob cold, surprised?Side note #4; 75%, if not more of their show was about their leaf… and of course they go out and into a pre-game 100% leaf with BonJovi and a leaf montage, they are extremely desperate- mclame, and I quote “two points and WE are in the playoffs”Here’s a prayer for the lame SFU; Go Fuck Yourselves!
One last shot; mclame said come back and we will feel the ACC atmosphere. They come back and there is almost zero atmosphere. Shove that CotU atmosphere up your SFU asses, you asses.
Octopus on the Joe ice. Didn't the NHL say they'd be penalized for that?JKOC, give it to them.Nice of the DET org. to thank employees.Sweet to see Nick Lidstrom there.Nice to give Dish the puck drop opp.Ack, the screech of bob cold's voice.Even worse, greg millen.
Fried rice and grilled Garam masala kebab'd shrimp.
chrisfuckinglee, even when the game means nothing
The fucker is padding his resume.
As per the thread title and the header pic, a huge thank you to all that have had as muCH FHFun as I have had during the regular season game day threads and of course the stimulating Sexy Fridays (as noted by the beautiful 29).Apologies, if required, as I CHannelled some blue bandana banter.
Quality Saturday at the Masters btw. Sergio tied for the lead going into sunday. Great leaderboard. Go Sergio!
Love Sergio. He's dated some gorgeous gals.
Merci for another amazing season Moeman. In the words of Fleetwood Mac...You make lovin' (the Habs) fun! Go you fucking Habs go!
bob cold is wonderful when he is wondering, which is often. It like he is on some Grand Bend mushrooms.He just got excited at a DET shot! Shot!
gCHuk is practicing his cryder move.
Whilst here, congrats to the juce family (on the day of a family wedding).Hopefully y'all do/did the CHicken Dance.
Ack.cold is ecstatic.
cold explaining what a SOG is.Also, you'd think with all those years at the CBC, that he'd have taken a few free 'bilingualism' courses.#28 Boloo
Grapes just literally said he's rooting for the Leaf
His Canada doesn't include Quebec. Buttended by the beady eyed mclame making sure to not mention Quebecois in his last shot at Vimy.
Thanks Moeman for another 110 point season, but the year is far from over.
Where is gCHuck on the fourth now?
Watch McD, he never skates more than two or three strides before coasting.
N8! aka Bowl-you.
Its offical gCHuck is on the fourth line!!!!
Yeah, when you think of the Red Wings, shanahan comes to mind.
Sid scores. 2-2
I hope we are calling him burnout looks good out there
I miss the good old days when I would comment about the "love life" of upper echelon hockey personal
The DET arena has seen some championships but it doesn't strike me as all that much.
millen, a goalie, on a review, says 5-hole. It went over the left pad.
Nice cheer from Cold
Doing the backstroke to great effect
cold commenting on how old and useless The Joe has become.
Chevy is going to play 30min, gCHuck not so much
somebody! leko maybe!
Noseick his nick has to be snot, as Cold says, snot a bad player
Hattie makes it 20 go Leko go
Refs helping the(ir) leaf as much as possible. simpleton keeps yipping they have re-grouped. Its their game 81. Go Pens!
Andersen exits game after brutal hit to the head - SNOT
So the sick fucks at snet will be hometowning from Hamilton (disclaimer; I did 4 years of High school there).Q 4 da crew; who might be more important as a Hamiltonian NHLer?Ken Drydenorpat quinn?Its a quick quiz. No pencils needed. Just yell out your answer.
millen trying to explain a goalie overplaying the puck. millen.
cold getting cold, calls CHarlie 'the goalie'.
he knows everyone who ever fought Joe Louis, but nobody who plays for the 17 Habs
Cold loves the Joe Louis more than his wife
3-2 PITClenching gets tighter.
HANG ON PENS BOYS
Refs are the 6th leaf.
Neighbours gets back from their 4 month DR stay tomorrow. Some very nice Anejo rum to be delivered and dranked! (not a typo, just excited!)
Habs need to hire a target coaCH.
huge son and simpleton are depressed.
one last loser point at least
ack leaf tied it
cmon boys end on a win
oh fuck switch to leaf just as they score
gCHuck scores with 30 sec of ice time
Squirming might be over for the leafools. 4-3
Leaf in the playoffs. may they lose in 4
Leaf or no Leaf, been a helluva NHL season. Thx again moe, see you in the playoffs kidz!
See you for Game 1 FHFers.
Ended the season with a win and a GCHuk winner. All good in Habsland. Now the fun can get started
I love the beauty of your weapons -Brian Williams
I guess I am the lone FHF who is glad the leaf made the show. First it eliminates a merican team, always a plus in my NHL. I live in Ontario and the goodness of having Toronto in the playoffs will add a point to the GDP. Second its likely we will meet them in round 2. I love the smell of cognitive dissonance in the morning. If you thinkaboot it sports was the origin of fake news.
Nope, Saint Paddy and I were OK with it too. I forget why he wanted them to get in but I commented in an earlier thread for the same reason you mentioned, it got rid of one of buttman's southern welfare teams. Put down the bong man, you're living in Trump's universe now. :p
While I'm here, let me add my thanks and gratitude to moe, for the keeping the friendliest, best anti-leaf blog on the internet going. It got its origins from HabsFan29 and his 3 cohorts whose schtick was strippers, meth and lots of Habs angst. Poor Breezer, the Hip wrote a song about him "Locked In the Trunk of A Car".I caught the end of the leaf game, the SFU were giddy with delight. Remember a few weeks ago, hnit was showing a leaf game, they lost and they couldn't break away fast enough to a Calgary game that was starting or finishing. Then last night the Old Crotch and his sock puppet mclame stuck around to celebrate "their" victory. It was amusing, Crotch bellowed out: "We always cheer for Toronto!" I got a kick out the sheepish grin on mclame's face and the little nod, where he was probably thinking: We're not supposed to but... OK. Then, they kept showing all the leafools celebrating outside the ACC, you'd think they won the Cup! I hope we (Habs fans) never stoop to that level, although there were several times this past season I was cheering for a loser point. How sad is that? Welcome to buttman's Parity Hockey League.
Hope those young leafs aren't too chafed by game 1. They'll be 'busy' with the SFU twixt now and then.
Beauty of a day at Augusta. I too hope Sergio can pull it off...He's matured a lot the last few years. Tough day for Hadwin...The holes I saw him play at least.
Sergio is coming apart. Looks like Justin Rose is going to take this Masters.
Well, Sergio made a save there. He still has a shot only 2 strokes down.Super nice gesture by Matt Kuchar after he aced the 16th. Signed the ball and handed it to a kid with a Sam Snead hat on at the green. That was one surprised young lad.
I said to my son after the 7th hole...if it's down to these two take Rose. He knows the pressure and can handle it. Sergio will crack...
Sergio's not out of it yet! Down 1 after 14.
I know...but Rose has major and the Olympics so he gets pressure...let's see what happens
Looks like I spoke too soon...
WOW!!!! Sergio eagles 15 and takes the lead!! And Justin ties him with a birdie!!Great golf!!
The M - you are my spoiler as obviously the BBC is a couple seconds behind...
My bad...forgotni had rewound to watch something again...back on track...walking up 16
Jitters for Sergio...Rose up by 1. Great golf!
Wow @ 15! Sergio is on fire and 2 beautiful tees @ 16.
Heh Mrs St Pad walks by and says want to watch a movie? Umm, maybe in 30 minutes...But even then I see a playoff coming.
All level after 71 holes...wow!
Would also like to thank you moeman for this place we come to share with eaCH other. You always put in a playoff effort throughout the regular season.
OMG how does Sergio have the nerves to nail that approach on 18?!
Sergio just choked...and it's a playoff!
Justin's in the trees. Advantage Sergio.
What do I know about golf. Well done Sergio
He'll of a Sunday at the Masters. Congrats Sergio!
Hell. Damned auto correct.Sergio's fiancee not hard to look at.
Thanks for the wedding congratulatory moeman. So..much...food and so...much...drink. The cocktail reception before entering the main room for dinner had so...much...food and so...much...drink. My niece was absolutely stunning and the groom not too shabby either, they do make a very beautiful couple. Lots of dancing too. I'm just lounging around today and deciding if I should bother eating at all.
S E R G I O !!!!!I'm happy for him, took a long time to win his first major.I like Justin too, his time will come.
Justin has won a major already, I guess I meant winning the Masters.
Rose seems like a good chap.
Yeah. And what a gentleman. I agree I think he has a great shot at it the next few years.
I feel a bit bad for the turds. Looks like the SFU will get their 'battle of Ontario's. Wonder which team they will cheer for? Oh yeah crotch already confirmed that.
It will be all leaf all the time for the next two weeks. Plug your ears and hold your nose.
So happy for Sergio. Great finish.
Hold the phone BJ's just tied it up...
Whilst lounging, there was a preview of Historia and I set the pvr to record the mini-series Béliveau and decided to watch the 2 that I had. In the series opening scene he arrives at the hospital to visit the kids. Later, he's told that they were going to celebrate his 500th goal by writing a check to the Canadiens and giving him a caddy. He tells them could they write the check the the children's foundation, says they would and how about that cadillac too? 'Ok, you always do things your way, Jean." Of course, after only 2 episodes, the preview finished. Maybe it will be widely available later or make it onto the English History channel, cbc or somewhere else. The series is very well done, I think. Couldn't find a video of the opening scene but here's another. http://www.historiatv.com/videos?video=qeUbKaQtgjrI&id=6EE65FE7-1F2F-FE06-A895-C7A5D2F89D22&show=B%C3%A9liveau
Leaf get the Caps. Be great to see how the SFU spin their chances for winning.
Auston > OvieMidget > BackstromDyvelander > KuznetsovFreddie > HoltbyI won my keeper league pool!! $200.00, Yippee!!
So the leaf game JUST ended and mclame announces the leaf/caps will play Thurs/Saturday (Shocker) and 'we don't know about Montreal or Ottawa yet'. Fuck right off. At least we know the leaf will only get 1 Saturday game.
Haha KidA says Garcia & Rose too friendly. Should have been chirping each other after the turn. True to form.
I see wee get Romansuk and Gawley. Best of the worst as far as I see it when the options are Hugeson/Simpleton or Cole/Millen (poor Sens fans).GOPLAYOFFHOCKEYGO!
GYFHG 6broons 7WAS 4PIT 6CHI 5MIN 6ANA 7EDM 6
Habs 5turds 7Caps 4Pens 5Hawks 6Blues 7Flames 7Oil 5
Rags 6B's 6Caps 4Pens 7Hawks 6Wild 6Ducks 6Oil 7 (McDavid factor)Gary and his NBC masters have decreed that only 1 Canadian team shall pass. Then gone in the second round.
GYFHG in 6Caps in 5Pens in 7Broons in 7Hawks in 6Sharks in 7Blues in 5Ducks in 7
What sickening puke laden garbage at SFU HQ aka snot, blow jays carry the flag, rapturds carry the flag, now leaf, go fuck yourself blair, you sanctimonious fuckface asshole.
Pure sick fuck. His owners love him.
gCHuk is on the 4ht line at practice.
AF did a poor job of developing gChuk, CJv2 doesn't have the luxury of time on his side to work with him and get him where he needs to be.
and I think MB & AF wanted Dano to be the 'one'.
I will be shocked if gCHuk is not playing for a western conference team next year. Or a in a package for Tavares.
Plan the parade. gCHuck is only going to be better.
I am not happy with the leaf Caps. Its going to be 4 straight, and the Caps will not even sweat.
Strap on FHFers (SWIDT?) because the leafoolish SFU is going full fucking tilt.
Oh yeah! Bring it SFUckers, we can ridicule you all day long and then some.Jeff Blair is a fucking puke.Suck it insidredger, your fucking leaf don't stand a chance.Fuck you fried man you smug dickwad.
I went to j-school with Jeff Blair. Native born Montrealer. Pretty full of himself, but he was a good writer.
habby the laffs get in: steve, saintpaddy, maritimer, oleg(i want to see them in the conf final. nothing better than a final warm-up series before chicago)
Happy Passover for our FHFriends that celebrate this festival.
Wow, it's Black Monday in the NHL just like in the NFL, coaches and GM's getting the boot all over the place. Lucky for us Habs fans, Bargain Bergy came out of his coma early and with broon GM Don Sweeney (from St. Stephen, N.B.) rescued the season.
Odds on AF getting picked up?
Slim, meet None.
Zero. Unless it's antihabschambre.
I think tsn picked him up when the Pens booted him.
DGMB and Gorton agree opposing teams can watch morning skates but not practices.
Don't they have cameras?
Vodkov didn't score that extra point he needed after I changed my av to the Grey Goose. I'm going with this one for the first round of the playoffs.
Medical Marihauna for dogs? 'Billy where's your homework?""Um, my dog had the munchies and he ate it."
Ha ha ha. leafools..."One year removed from no Canadian teams qualifying for the NHL post-season, five are in this year, and the asking prices for tickets to their first home games ranged from the shockingly cheap ($64) to the stupidly expensive ($50,343), according to StubHub's figures on Monday.Not surprisingly, the request for an amount higher than the average Canadian income is for the Toronto Maple Leafs' first home contest, which is Game 3 of their series vs. the Washington Capitals."
It's really amusing (not) how the often media sides with/defends the team when it comes to some player decisions. A lot of 'needs to change his attitude', 'no work ethic', 'thinks he deserves' 'has to put the work in', 'makes mistakes', not good defensively', etc... about gCHuk. New one is the goals he scored, take away the OT bla, bla, bla, so now 5v5 goals are only bla, bla, bla. '5 years in the league', they make it sound like he was at one position for 5 years and failed but was being bounced around the roster. Let's disregard those 6 GWGs without which, if my math-challenged brain is correct, meant 12 pts for the team in the standings where they would have sat with 91pts, holding the 2nd wildcard spot (where the leaf currently are with 95pts) in the division i/o 103 pts and 1st in the division with home ice advantage. Kid had 30 goals last year and before his injury he sat with some of the top scorers in the league. I am not saying he is the sole reason they are where they are but the media is portraying him leaves me shaking my head. gCHuk - 2016-17 scapegoat.
Hopefully he pulls through it.
As good at history as they are at hockey coverage.http://www.cbc.ca/news/entertainment/cbc-apology-story-of-us-1.4065767
First of all...Like all the other FHF on here.....Moe your dedication and work on this blog is outstanding. I don't often comment, usually due to the fact that I'm working during game time, but I read it daily and usually get a better perspective of the game than any newspaper account. And I don't think any news service could compete with Sexy Friday. Many thanks!!!I was listening to some Hip on the way to work and...With all due respect to Gord Downie and the Tragically Hip, Canada's best ever group...They shot a hockey puck, in my hometownAll FHFans were watching, from miles aroundOut at the Forum, some kind of Ghostly thingWell I ain't no hockey starBut I can get behind anythingYeah I can get behind anythingGet it out, get it all outYeah stretch that thingMake it last, make it lastLeast until the Centre Bell ringsWell the CJv2 likes his rhythmTFS likes the stopsThroes of passion, throes of passionWell nothing can throw him offWell, sometimes the faster LB getsThe less you need to knowBut you gotta rememberThe harder BBQ shot getsThe further Habs are gonna goWhen you blow at high doughWhen you blow at high doughWOO!!Baby I feel fineI'm pretty sure it's genuineIt makes no sense, no it makes no senseBut Moe will blog about it anytimeWhoever fits her usually gets herIt was the strangest thing how Habs moved so fast, moved so fastInto those Stanley Cup ringsWell, sometimes the faster KidA getsThe less you need to knowBut you gotta rememberThe smarter Vodkov getsThe further Habs are gonna goWhen you blow at high doughWhen you blow at high doughNow at the Centre Bell, same Ghostly thingWell I can't catch her, but I can get behind anythingYea FHFans can get behind anythingWell WE can get behind anythingWell, sometimes the faster it getsThe less you need to knowBut you gotta rememberThe smarter it getsThe further Habs are gonna goWhen you blow at high doughWhen you blow at high doughYeah, blow at high doughBlow at high doughOut on Ste.- Catherine, some Parade thing
Thanks and amazing parody! (I think it might be the first one I'm ever mentioned in).
I figured your name should be in lights along with our Habs!
well done lehab!
mme Reno will sing!Je suis folle de joie! Les fesses me tremblent depuis 2 sem.J'ai perdu 16 livres! Et oui je chanterai demain l'hymne nationale. Go Habs Go!
Like TFS and the team, some unfinished business to take of.
Looking at the schedule for round 1 there are no back to backs.
One less thing for the SFU to complain about (for their team).
The SFU actually writes this kind of shit;Mike Babcock believes. There is forceful intent behind each of his waking moments, an attention to detail and preparation that gives him confidence every challenge will be met with a favourable outcome.One lucky Cup on the back of Lidstrom and Yzerman and stacked Olympic teams.
If you think tsn is any better, don't hold your breath. The Habs play tomorrow but gino ragu leads off the first 8 minutes of their show talking leaf and splooging, of course. They then gave the Habs almost 3 minutes, almost all of it about cryder hitting TFS™. They showed the clip 9 times, the 8th time in slow motion and then went straight to cryder who smirked that the NYR has a great skating coach and he has sharpened the edges on his skates. Really fucking funny.
Saw that POS. Fuck him.tsn and snot are fucking leaf cesspools but it's all we got.
... and with that I am now stepping far away from the SFU. I am but one person and they are an army of disgusting, vile, sick fucks with the sole purpose of denigrating anything non-leaf and providing shit for the leafools to fling. Truly weak, traitorous, horrible people.Time to focus on the Habs winning 16 games, one at a time.G Y F H G !
FWIW, I hadn't bothered to click and watch tsn's TH in over two years. Big fucking fail on my part.
Looooong time reader and sporadic commentor since the beginning (or close to it) but I just want to say thanks moeman and all the regular commentators for entertaining me on a daily basis as well as providing keen hockey insight, plus other cool stuff. This is one of the three blogs in the world I check daily. Keep it up please!
Thanks for this nice comment Jamie. For me its a team effort. I enjoy refreshing the threads as often as possible and appreciate 29 filling in with great stuff and of course the incredible comments (which I feed off of). Great to hear from you FHFriend.
The beauty of living over here means I can control my intake of SFU Bull shit. I keep it to a bare minimum choosing to occasionally browse an article if the headline appeals. Mostly I completely avoid it. Looking forward to tonight. Go you fucking Habs go!
R.I.P. J. Geils
RIP...my angel is a centerfold...in heaven