Apr 20, 2017

Into the home stretCH ~ Relax, CHill ~ Game 5

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Good morning, class

Hi, teaCHer

Hi, oleg

Now, as usual we will begin with rolecall
Who have we here? theM.? (Present, teaCHer)
St. Paddy? (Yeah, teaCHer)
SinM (Hi, teaCHer)

Good

Now, steve want us to think about what we did over yesterday

TeaCHer!

Yes, yes lehab

I learned about FHFun, teaCHer...

I wanna get high, so high
I wanna get high, for Game 5
Win one draw, and another one draw
After another one draw, more one draw

Hey Raduman, hey how you play
Give PatCHesman some of yu sense
Hey kidAman, hey whatta play
Give gCHuckman some of yu sense

So long I have been
SearCHing for a Cup taste
Looking all over the place
Not a thing could I find
To satisfy my mind
So I came to searCH for #25
To see what the I could do
And just like K3X said
BBQ slap it straight to the net

I'm feeling high, so high
Yes I'm high, so high
Win one draw, and another one draw
After another one draw, more one draw
Hey Blogmoeman, hey what you say
Give FHF sisters some sense

Give mi some goals mek mi dance
A long long time mi no feel so nice
Now I'm really feeling good
And I am in a dancing mood
Won't you come and blog with me
A feeling so irie
And just like 29 said
TFS™ gone straight to my head

And now I'm high
Yes I'm high, high, high, so high
Win one draw, and another one draw
After another one draw, more one draw
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184 comments:

  1. Yeah, I mixed up the lyrics, call my internet lawyer.

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  2. Murray and Bylsma gone.

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  3. Never mind MoeMON...you be givin' me some MLP pie - IRIE!

    No Go You Fucking Habs Go!!

    Happy 4/20 everyone!

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  4. Apparently Downie's godfather Harry Sinden that's why he's a broons fan.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_W3CYiqhkg

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    1. Good for Gordie. He is looking better .

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  5. Hope I can make it through the day/night been in bed with a headache and fever.

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    1. I had a nasty flu a couple weeks ago. No matter what I did to medicate, it was full-bore. Nasty stuff going around this Spring. If you are able to invect King Henrik or Nash somehow, do sneeze in their immediate vicinity by all means. And rest up juce!

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    2. There's a cure for all kinds of pain. Habs wins and well, sensé.

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  6. Too smokin' good, moeman. We're not worthy!

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  7. Anyone notice it was California Proposition 420 that legalized medinicinal pot? But I think that is not the true root. Just a mysterious co-inkey-dink

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    1. 'legalized medinicinal pot'. Sounds like some good shit.

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  8. Looks like Y might skate in tonight - was practicing with N8 (but I would rather see Hog than N8 at this point).

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  9. no way! n8 and (Y) as a pair! can u imagine the CHaos?! seriously, n8 is gonna breakout sooner than caperetti. he just needs the minutes. cpt just wastes minutes and skates around avoiding easy hits as far as im concerned. give (Y) :20 and his hit count will already triple cpt's. as somebody said yd, give kidG the cpt's size and there would be the ultimate ice hockey player

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  10. Ya man Moeman!! A very sensimilla parody! Tonight we need to smoke da rangerman realll bad!

    GYFHG!

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    1. It just came to mi. Realli!

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  11. the Maritimer3:12 PM

    Cool stuff. Although I don't partake, Happy Legal Weed Day I guess. I prefer single malt scotCH to get my buzz.

    Listen you guys, keep CHeering on the Habbies, I'll be out this evening but hope to catCH some of the game at a local pub. Wings and beer after my karate class then a single malt when I get home.

    I hope (Y) fucking destroys Nash at some point. Also, somebody take out that little Norwegian troll with the hair.

    Maritimer, out.

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    1. Go easy on the Hai Karate.

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    2. I am looking for good Karate men for my post Zombie apocalypse rebuild. Its going to be Badlands only clippers, dolls and barons.

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  12. Did I ever tell you kidz that my main lab/meeting room is numbered 420?

    Approx. 4 years ago I was asked if we wanted 417,418,419 or 420. Taking 420 fucked up the order of adjacent rooms.

    Wore some CHill authentic Marley today;

    https://shopmarley.com/view/?id=10997&cid=2785

    Not 'allowed' to wear mi odder one.

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  13. Anyone here think romanfuck and galling indulge?

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  14. moeman... ure hilarious! a shout out for all of us? i think the internet police will turn a blind eye td. it is afterall 4/20 and whatever happens in vcr surely must be the norm in the rest of the country right?!!

    all: gimme 7 no.'s 1-49 of FORMER legends who could help this club NOW.

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    1. All good brother (and remember we have access to one of the universe's best internet lawyers).

      Only legendary number (that we need) that comes to mind is 10. Picturing CHé picking up Lafleur in his big Russian bear arms.

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  15. ok.. 10. hes beyond my years, but i value the anti-ranger sematic

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    1. Just remembered that Guy wore the NYR jersey and vurped.

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    2. i have a laufler rag hockey sweater. I was wearing it on a plane and Jimmy Carter thought I was a Ranger.

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  16. Here we/ya go Fargo S3E1;

    https://www.shush.se/index.php?id=22&show=fargo

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  17. very smokie moeman, excellent parodraw (the real lost Rita tapes) on 4/20.
    Watched the laff game last night, no goaltenders on either side.
    still think caps will take it
    Go you fucking habs go

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    1. +420 (got that in before 29)

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  18. Was just reading some of my good web friend Driftglass and decided to steal a quote, that to me exemplifies the SFU;

    "It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits -- a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.” -- . Hunter S. Thompson, writer

    Man I wish Hunter was still around.

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  19. Not overly hungry after a nice lunch at;

    http://sanguiccio.ca

    with some bootleg vino (no liquor license) and some liqueur to celebrate the end of another semester;

    https://www.absinthes.com/en/liqueur-vecchio-amaro-del-capo-70-cl-p2030

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  20. Hey hope all enjoyed 420. I'm hella tired this evening...Better not be a snooze fest. Looking for (Y) to wake me up early with Nash Smash or Cryder Crush.

    Oleg - I'd say we need #19 to destroy anybody who dares even sneeze in Price's direction.

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  21. Am I late? Duuuude. What?

    /exhales

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  22. Here comes the fire.

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  23. Wow! What a rendition!

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  24. Mme Reno holding the "O" is CHilling. wow

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  25. I would like patCHes to score just so everyone will stfu

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  26. Patches has to bury that.

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  27. good start (Y)E! ;-p

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  28. SSR nailed no where near the puck, Y misses his Check two min

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  29. Nice kill...and that was never offside!

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  30. Never heard this one before, galling on the NYR PP, "Its not so much that they didn't score".

    My take, a great PK by the CH, who happened to have better scoring chances on what romanfuck called a 'weak shot' by PleXXXe.

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  31. #10, 19, yep. excellent choices. and yeah, that is EXACTLY what this team needs right now. 5 more to go. anybody wanna guess what im scheming?

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  32. Wow, ref right beside a Hab that gets hooked, high sticked and elbowed. Nada.

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  33. A couple good shots by SSR before the takedown by the zebra.

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  34. Nice work by SSR.

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  35. I'm loving this kid more and more every game!

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  36. galling is losing his feeble mind. He is a 'a filthy piss-ridden little hole'.

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  37. We are thinking of you juce!

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  38. what are those huge lego blocks called?

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    1. We had Mega Blocks when my girls were wee.

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  39. Nice hustle by the 4th line

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  40. that was a weak one btw. no more easy ones guys...

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  41. Changing the tune for a second...thoughts go out to the police officer shot by a terrorist in Paris today. Be safe Parisiens!

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    1. Yup. All those that do an honest job protecting us.

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  42. yeah! duplo! that was huge!

    quick: somebody gimme the stat for the habs scoring first

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  43. TFS™ needs to stop that.

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  44. kidA!!!! Fuck you Rags

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  45. sorry I fainted there for a sec

    KidA!!!

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  46. omg... now qhat?

    hahhahaah.... not so fast:
    i like em.in a shootout!

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  47. Nice hits by (Y)!

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  48. STFU Nash and get off the ice.

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  49. So except for the brain fart on the PP...not a bad 1st

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  50. That was some fucking great period of playoff hockey. May have to re-nick KidA to KidKush or KushA!

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  51. Great shift by kidA. And looks like (Y) starting to find his legs. Great lwriod. Definitely kept me awake.

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  52. YYYes! big impact with (Y) in the line-up. is he already 100%

    2-1, 1-0 whatever. its fair. 2 flukey goals.

    most important thing is lundquvist allowed 2 in first amd when he does that...

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  53. Shorter Panel:

    Every Hab play is dirty

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    1. Heh, the same SFU that cheers for a rat like kadri.

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  54. One of my playoff wishes is, of course, that the Habs go deep and that Leko, a rookie, has a huge playoffs, to make the SFU CHoke on how complete a player he is, has become.

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  55. Love that Ken Dryden My Story spot...da da Canada!

    So it's a work night and I got a heavy Friday somI got talent call it a night. Get 'er done boys!

    Go You Fucking Habs Go

    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!
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    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!

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    1. Sleep well K3X. Be the big spoon!

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  56. When Kypridiot is the closest thing to a voice of reason on the 'panel', well...

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  57. i missed that. hrudey is right. ott shouldna done that. thatll only give rangers the green light to take cheap shots at carey

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  58. Because I know some hateful CotUers CHeck out this blog and well, sometimes I can be a bit of a prick, let me ask; 'how 'bout dem jays?'

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  59. Hey Steve I caught up on the last 2 episodes of ITB last night. The Baron war episode was amazing. Sonny has a Ford LTD (I think) now so look the fuck out!

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  60. ...losing to bawston!

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  61. Visions, no pun intended, of Saku's eye injury.

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  62. why cant sticks not break?

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  63. this is HUGE!

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  64. Loving (Y)'s comeback

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  65. Heh duck Cryder you fucking chickens hit bastard.

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    1. Heh, 'chickens hit bastard' is perfect.

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  66. Looks like CBus will be gone in 5.

    SFU dream of 3 leaf as Calder candidates goes pfft.

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    1. Sad news
      No more playoff BJs.

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  67. N8 is playing pure shit hockey.

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  68. Must say I feel uneasy when we dominate and can't build on a 1 goal lead. Nervous times.

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  69. BJ's not totally flaccid. Back within 1.

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  70. Hey 29 in the crowd!

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  71. What the fuck was that?!

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  72. nice crush from behind on CHe, no call

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  73. "look at that hit"

    IT WAS IN THE BACK INTO THE BOARDS ASSHOLE

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    1. Fried Man says the Rags haven't done enough of that tonight.

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  74. NOW IM ANGRY. AND ON 420. THAT IS NOT COOL

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  75. Nice kill on that bullshit. now score

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  76. 4-2 PIT

    57-25 BUCKS

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  77. They look like they've run out of gas.

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  78. Patches & gCHuk need to learn how to Finnish like Leko.

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    1. we need to start sending our prospects to Europe to learn how to play hockey

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  79. Cash this fucker!

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  80. i will commence having a heart attack now

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  81. Save a whale somebody spear that fucking Troll.
    Its Habs vs King H
    Go You Fucking Habs GO!!!!

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  83. Meanwhile PFK and the press 1 period away from a sweep.

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    1. Preds. On my phone with its autocorrect.

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  84. one wishes the Habs well.

    GYFHG!!!

    Regards,
    SinM

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  85. I love OT. I hate OT

    My heart

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  86. i think the Troll has a clone cause he is always on the ice

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  87. slats with his cuban sou sou

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  88. who cares about the Hab stats anyway

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  89. they should do the OT in the golf whisper voice

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  90. time out time out

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  91. someone get the boys some Red Bull. or crack

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  92. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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  93. could see that coming

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  94. fuck, but you saw that comming our gas tank was eMTy. This team is one loss from being ready for some Trump management, blow it up real good.

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  95. Gonna need an extra gear to win game 6.

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  96. They sure as hell don't make it easy.

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  97. the Maritimer10:24 PM

    Well, at least the CotU is happy and Gary will have his big market Rangers for a while longer. Marc Bergevin will tell Habs fans "It's on me" and protect his captain who, as far as I can tell has done dick all in the series.

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  98. Well if our goal scorers can't score in round 1, there is little hope beyond. 2 games to figure it out.

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  99. And 3 zip Preds. Sha Na Na Na 20¢ & co.

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  100. CJv2 can at least use the Hawks poor effort as motivation. Three goals and no wins in 4 - ouch! Take out HRH and Ott out and put the fresh and speedy Errol and Thor in. Smack all Rags hard and bad the way they do to the Habs. Take the fucking penalty if you gotta but put a fucking scare in those Rags. They can't score on the PP anyway. Merciless hockey in Game 6 and while we're at it, run their goalie like the Rag doll he is like they do to TFS. Basically time to fuck shit up

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    1. fucking shit up works for me

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  101. not sure i would take out ott at this point. esp. considering how u want em to play angry.

    ure angry, habsfan29 is angry... who else is mad? ...maritimer! care to say something inspirational or to give us some sense of relief captain towlie is aware its do or die now?

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  102. just woke up... PFK is thru to round 2 and theres some crafty lil centre up in edm doing wonders. if only someone like that was here to feed our sniper captain...

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  103. Aw well fuck! Sounds like they didn't show for the OT. Patches pitched another shuttie and CHe took the night off. And to make it even worse - the fucking game on Saturday night is an 8 pm start - that's 1 in the fucking morning people. That's bullshit!

    Oh - and I saw a couple of pretty fucking ugly hits from behind that apparently were not called. Someone was saying on Twitter that Buttman's NHL is the only league in the world where the referees make different calls based on the time of year, actual score and time of game. Complete fucking nonesense.

    I was remiss earlier Moeman for not thanking you again for the MLP pie shot. I do love that pic.

    Anyway - roll on SF and Go You Fucking Habs Go!!

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    1. Buttman makes calls based upon TV numbers

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    2. OMG DDD scores the game winning goal last night in EDM. We sure could have used him last night.

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    3. O the irony! DDD outscoring PatCHes in these play-offs. AF must be happy now.

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  104. Panic Gas Panic, Panic, great collapse. our shit is being pushed. There is no next year only next decade at this point.

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  105. > http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2017/04/a-bit-sad-but-still-sexy-friday.html

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