If we don't score tonight,we are all going to die.It's a certainty.Go Habs
San Francisco Cocksucker
Oh Man! I loved Deadwood. Al Swearengen was the best written character to come along at the time (2004) since Tony Soprano...but it only lasted 3 years and they teased fans for years about a movie that never came...never mind - it's great to watch over and over...unlike the Habs futile attempts to score goals so far this year. But I remain positive and upbeat - they can only get better and I know that they will.This Schelmko character they keep mentioning better be the second coming of Serge Savard or else BBB is going to have to go out on the market for some more 4th line D men...and we don't really want any more of them. It's a work night so I probably will only be around for the 1st period...I wonder what they will do to introduce the players this year?...maybe something really cool like having each of them skate out holding the torch and passing it on to the next player...oh hang on - maybe that's been done before...I know - have a little kid (you know - the future") skate out to centre ice with the torch, kneel down and touch the torch to the dot at centre...Suddenly the whole rink explodes into fire and light...hmmm....thinking I've seen that one before too...I know - much like the time Dryden passed the torch to TFS, let's get the Habs greatest (living) Centre to pass the torch to Drouin...I know that the Pocket Rocket probably isn't up for this kind of ceremony any more, and Lemaire works for the leaf, so let's get Saku! To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high...Nos bras meurtris vous tendent le flambeau, à vous toujours de le porter bien haut.Go You Fucking Habs Go!
I can promise you it won't entail a Centurian. I'm always hoping for something with Jay Baruchel and Doug Glatt, but the Clue de Hockey Canadiens ran out of a sense of humour some time around the failed coaching of either Boom Boom Geoffrion or Bob Berry.
loved both Goon Movies, I am sorry but move over Paul Newman there is a new Goon in town.
They might not sell out tonight. Sounds like the bloom is coming off the rose. I know I wouldn't pay $500 to watch these guys go through the motions.
Yikes its like the Dutch Tulip Bulb crash of 1679. My hats off to the fans of Montreal keeping the earth cool with all those hydro electric dams, oh and the Hockey fansequally sophisticated, stimulated and sustainable, all they ask for is fair ball or therewill be chairs flying on the street and strippers filling assault charges, overworking the worlds most Gallic police, its the Napoleon complex. Every security guard wants to be a cop and all cops want to be Napoleon.Frank Zappa was an artist I did not appreciate greatly and history has mostly forgotten his name. I think of him twice a year when I get my teeth cleaned and there is a Dental Floss Technician and I always ask "are you from Omaha?" Every time she tells me you asked me that six months ago and I said "NO"I just have to break away into true life tales of personal servants conversations. When I was 14 my barber was not a barber she was a hairdresser named Mabel and she was Raquel in the flesh and rubbing my temples and scalp delicate. Her protruding body parts bouncinglike everykind of air suspension system under a light load you can imagine.One day I just said " on the table Mable, the money is not for a haircut"Back to Zappa and why I think everyone should read what he said" Politics is the entertainment division of the industrial military complex" In response to this quoteTrump said "are you not entertained"
Al effin Swearengen. He would make a great coach.I 1000% agree with K3X's assumed sentiment about retiring the torch ceremony. I think they started that in their centennial season of 2009 and it has done jack squat for them since. Time for a new idea. In fact I hope they keep it small...but I'm actually missing the first period so it doesn't really matter.Score Habs Score!
we should have trying to make fire ceromey with all the Pure Wools gathered in a circle with flints in one hand and ice cubes in the other, nevertheless they still make fire. The crowd errupts we have fire on ice once again.
Fire on ice we are going that way again. Druid is connected to the elements and Dannois all like volcano fire in Hawaii where the torch really means something. All you doomsayers and belibers in the Yellow Stone Supervolcano for this seasonshould just chill, and take a heat pump to cool down your hearts before they explodeat something unexpected. To be honest after a few decades expect us to fail, but what the heck its the journey not the destination, so just enjoy the ride and if they tossyou out a twenty thousand feet to save the management, thank them for the ride.The death of a cynic is when he starts to believe in anything. The CH I can believelike Howie died and the ice was CHurch, and the Rocket set the city of firebecause of Buttman or some other manifestation of the manthat keeps us from flying off this earthLe Gross Bill epitomized the superstar in hockey and we will never seehis grace on and off the ice ever againhe was a man of legendsand for centuriesof futillityand a fewtriumpsthe peopleof montrealwill rememberhim as he walkedthe streetswith Cohenliving GodsThen came the master swordsmenlike LafluerRoyand Pricebut only the flowercould carrythe fireto ice
I am like a dog with a bone, a silly bone but in the end on every inspection the authoritiesagreed it was a bone.So I was thinking aboot a sustainable Habs habitat.Got the words need the music
Its Hempsky my friend said,its strong everywherebecarefultaking it inmy friendit turnsout instead of skunkI got a propupinewith noquillsOMG
BaconLettuceTurkey sammiCH with Dijon, Garlic aioli and old CHeddar.
First lead of the season!
Did anyone see the opening ceremony? TSN didn't show it 🙁
Subdued, fire on ice, 'Firestarter' as the tune. No torCH.
Habs have improved their passing on the pp but still no goals...
Not understanding two Habs behind the goal line during the PP.
They have been practicing touch passes...
Great shift by Danno and leko on the pk
Droiun is fighting the puck...no flow.
Get the fuck out of they way ref!
Well this is a fucking let down after a great start... go Habs go!
Like De Bearcat, he was one of the first round picks we gave up for SSR. That is looking like a trade we did not need to make.
second round picks
So just curious...did you guys happen to notice if the tranna sports network only showed a couple of Leaf players being announced at their home opener...or did they play the whole thing start to finish? Just curious...
What'd I miss? Back from opening night of curling. So humid the rocks were sweating. It was 40 degrees in the bar. Good way to try to sell more beer. Home and both tvs are called for so I'm sitting outside in t-shirt and shorts looking for a stream on my tablet. In the middle of October.
I get mine from onhockey.tv loads of feeds...find the Montreal game then select the YouTube feed...wait the 25 second or so then you are good to go...sadly it is tsn...
Actually found a good ustream file. Happy to see it was nbc but it is till gord miller
I am watching NBC as well, not golden stream but what are you going do, pay for it?
Right now the Habs have fuck all going for them. 1st line has no chemistry. Jordan Benn is a fucking pylon and Chucky is out for a Sunday skate...
Dano and Leko look good but right now this is Game 3 all over again...no goals here sadly
Please prove me wrong...Cash it!
another period we should up, did nothing special and we leftTrudeau has promised Hempsky will be legal next year, so why is playing for us now?
Hard to imagine this team scoring 3 more goals. I wonder how long before we see gchuk+ to the Avs for Duchesne? I say before the end of the month.
Worst period of the season so far...problem with Chucky to the Avs us we will have to add a decent player to make it worth their while...
I say not this year, maybe before the trade deadline. He is our biggest threat to score, OMG he is our biggest threat to score, its like saying Andrew Scheer is our biggest threat to become PM.
QuoteYou know, 3-1 is pretty respectable against the Hawks. I say we play an even 3rd, clog up the neutral zone and keep pucks away from Carey and we can call this a moral victory.Then go home, regroup and shift the focus to keeping the Leafs to 6 goals or less.By setting realistic performance targets, morale will improve and we should be able to score as many as two goals in a single game again by February/early March… with a bit of puck luck.
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The system is broken. No shutouts means no wins.
CHud has had a few nice plays but can't score. Figure that out and their golden.
Bring back Saku. This team lacks Finnish..
Jedi mind tricks for the leaf, no worries
I was searching for something else and came upon those relic of a fourHABSfans post. Moey's response to Moe's rant about the leaf loving cbc.Moey said...@moe, I have no friggin' idea. Just imagine how insufferable they would be if the leafs actually get decent one day. Perish the thought.November 27, 2010 6:45 pmWell 7 years later and we have our answer. And it is no surprise.
Damm...i really hoped they would get another goal at least...
The problem as I see it is this team has no heart, no push back. When they are down they know it's over.When Bergy took over he said he would build through the draft. That is what I wanted. There is no use in trading for star players when you're own core sucks. They HAVE to rebuild. Time to say goodbye to Price, Weber et al. Everybody over 25 out the door for picks and prospects. It only took the leaf 3 years, one for observation, two drafts getting high picks and they are off and running. Wake the fuck up Molson. The Clown show has to stop.
did we win?
Yep...uh huh...Oh yeah - sure - all good - nothing more to say! Move on...
Good news is we'll definitely go 3 days in a row without a loss.
I dont wanna go through the laundry list but our first round drafts have been busts. Now gCHuck is going to go for a second if we are lucky. He can score 30 goals but he is not good enough for the Canadiens.Barreling down the tracks is the Patches contract. He is worth for to five mill. If we sign him to seven or eight we can forgeetaboot it.
logic that we refused. TFS is getting beaten by goals no goalie could stop. So why have a ten million dollar goalie? A Ferrarri is a beautiful car but useless in a Montreal winter or with road conditions as they are maybe summer as well.
Just like when they traded Kirk Muller, then Saint Patrick, trading PK cut the heart out of the team. Pacioretty is a bigger Tin Man than Pierre Turgeon ever was. gCHuk is a head case. Price and Weber are supposed to lead the team, one of them needs to start kicking some arses in the room.
So I read that they are shopping Streit and Hemsky - why not just waive them and buy Streit out? No one will claim him. Hemsky could go sit in Laval. Something tells me his contract is more expensive. Bbb will have to admit how hard it is again and that he made a mistake...so I doubt this happens
Could have had Jagr for the same price as Hemsky. I don't know if MB has always felt threatened by #68 or what the deal is, but he just wouldn't go down that road, even 5 years ago when Jagr openly stated he'd like to play for Montreal. Not saying Jagr would have put the Habs over the top (not saying he wouldn't have), but those years the boys were putting up lots of wins, the million or so games of experience he would have brought would have been very valuable.
a Jagar Miester might help gCHuck find his ass.
Ask and ye shall receive K3X! Swiss Mister waivedTeam in disarray after 4 games! Woohoo! A new record!
Hang on...did I ask for this? I just said rather than waste time trying to get more pucks for him just put him on waivers - no one will touch him...I was proven correct...
on the bright side, gHetto is a having a carrer year proving we can develop talent.Secondly to make us forget the present pain we have commished a leaf like over the board bronze, first cast will have DDD mounting the springboard just waiting for the last min of play tap.
Makers Mark and Elijah Craig for me please. Never much taken to Wild Turkey. Jim Beam is also nice...who am I kidding - they are all nice!
My dream list!Of course that list is...questionable. Don't get me wrong, Makers Mark is excellent. But I can name 5 bourbons better. And at roughly the same price point, Woodford Reserve beats Makers hands down. And it is not even on the list??? Da fuck?
K3X you are correct they are all nice!
At a lower price point, the Jim Beam Double Oak twice barreled is my new discovery. Lots of interesting flavours and stuff happening for like $35
Admittedly debatable as to the rankings but a nice list nonetheless.
WOODFORD RESERVE!...I was remiss...
I predict a Trouba for gCHuk and Fuckme trade.
Good riddance to two pieces of shit;'marek vs. wyshynski: The end of an era'
Heh, SFU now spewing that their loverboy is worth $13.5M per. Sick fuckers.
that was before he was sCHlem koed. I predict we beat the leaf.
Saturday is going to be unbearable...glad I am over here and don't have to tune in until midnight...
Swiss Missed, we hardly knew yee.
Bergevin: "Hmph!? Who could've guessed that a different aging defenceman wouldn't be the same as Markov?" (Insert shoulder shrug with adorable head tilt and cheesy grin)
I will defend DBMB on Vodkov. He was not great in the playoffs and was going down fasterthan a starlet on Harvey Wienstien.
SF later today.I'm doing the leaf thread for tomorrow.East meets West next week.
I alledge that gCHuck has the two stippers till dawn flu, the only cure is to start earlier.Next game he plays if he is little boy lost out there I say healthy scratch, game back, no cureoff to winnipeg. He will not want to be beat up by a stripper there, they are all polar bears.
gCHuck because math is hard I will make this simpleyou are a top ten percent talent in the NHLthat means you are in the top 40and have demonstrated that youcould be a top ten or at leasta top twenty playerso get the fuck outof bedyou fuckinglazy punk
the opiod crises has it struck at the heart of the CH