Nov 14, 2017

Habs salute the BJs! Game 19

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Yeah, yeah, oh
Oh oh oh
We roll tonight 
To the GYFHG! bite
Yeah, yeah, oh

Stand up and be counted 
For what you are about to receive
We are the GYFHFers 
KidA'll give you everything you need
Hail PatCHes for the good times 
'Cause Druid has got the right of way
He ain't no legend (yet), ain't no 'cause
He's just playin' for today

For those Habs about to rock, we salute you
For those Habs about to rock, we salute you

gCHuck rocks at dawn on the front line
Like a bolt right out of the blue blanc et rouge
The sky's a-light with the Meat(y) bite
CHud will roll and rock tonight

For those Habs about to rock, we salute you
For those Habs about to rock, we salute you
For those Habs about to rock, we salute you, yes we do CHil
For those Habs about to rock, we salute you

Oh, salute
Oh, oh yeah

We're just a battery for hire with a BBQ fire
Ready and aimed at you
Pick up your balls and load up your CHannon
For a twenty-fifth Cup salute

For those Habs about to rock, fire
We salute you
For those Habs about to rock, we salute you
For those Habs about to rock 
Fire (we salute you)
Fire we salute you
We salute you
Come on, whoa

For those Habs about to rock, we salute you
For those Habs about to rock, we salute you
For those Habs about to rock, we salute you, yes we do CHil
For those Habs about to rock, we salute you
Shoot, shoot 
Shoot, FFS shoot!

For those of you, for those who rock
(ain't gonna get tired, 
won't take a break,
we salute you,
with one finger SFU!)
We salute you 
We salute you
We salute you

FHFire!
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64 comments:

  1. An AC/DC parody! You have maintained hero status good sir.

    Go Habs Go! Hope the BJ's are sloppy tonight.

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  2. I second that emotion! Excellent effort Moeman!! I have only ever seen AC/DC live once in my lifetime and it was from 20 rows back on the floor at the Montreal Forum!

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  3. Excellent work, moeman.

    Go Habs Go!

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  4. No Leko tonight. LBI.

    I just remembered we were calling Benn J&B last year. BB for BigBenn works too. Use either at your leisure.

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  5. Perhaps this should read "No BJs for Leko tonight...lower body injury"

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  6. 'The Montreal Canadiens claimed former Florida Panthers goalie Antti Niemi off waivers on Tuesday.'

    Why?

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    1. Pretty sure the reason why is that CHill has been showcased so BBB/Fuckface (whatever his name is) can package him with GCHuyk for some over the ill 32 yar old D man and a 4th line midget to take us over the line...(or push us over the cliff edge!)

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    2. Because TFS's injury is 'minor and day to day'

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  7. Very fitting paradoy, well done Moeman. I have not seen AC/DC live, but have used both, and worn shorts.

    I would not panic, CHill is going back to Laval and Indigo has scrambled brains.

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  8. So now TFS is taking a break to get better from whatever this mystery LBI is...Recrutes.ca is reporting that he is not being rushed given how well CHill has performed to date - "saved the season"...I really fucking hate all the mystery around an injury. I understand that he has to be protected from the Kreiders of this world but FFS...he is clearly a lot more injured than we have been told. Get well soon Carey - if you don't there will be no justification for sacking that useless piece of shit running our beloved club into the ground!

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  9. BBB: 'Carey, you have to say something to calm the angry mob calling for my head before I announce that we picked up Niemi. Just tell them you're great and will be back soon. We'll try to have our media friends push that and the fans will eat it up.'

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  10. Very funny.

    "Day-to-day. Renewable weekly. As usual."

    https://twitter.com/MoeninGlory/status/930476728966885376

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    1. Scrolling down, these are hilarious.

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  11. Hopefully that was anti-Antti Miami they claimed.

    Answer: Ales Hamsky. Question: Who is a player I forgot player for the Habs.

    Could've had Jagr for the same price as Alice.
    Instead of Alzzzzner for 5 @ 5, could've had Vodkov @ 6 for 2, then somebody better might be available.

    And kept CHę

    Just musing...

    Swèeeeeeeeeep! Off to curling. Later.

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    1. Heh. Auto correct. I guess his nick could be Aunty Miami.

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  12. Paradox -

    "I have no idea. So long as he doesn't practise with the team, I don't have a time frame. But it won't be long."

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    1. Though, when it comes to BBB, I prefer oxyMORON.

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  13. I get that Antti is an insurance policy but it still seems like a desperate move (although CHeap, which I suggest as a nick because, well it makes use of the CH, its a quick fix). Another nick that came to mind 'Estti'.

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    1. the Maritimer5:47 PM

      The Dumpster Diver can't help himself. Protect the franchise?? With those seriously ugly numbers? Fuck, what a fucking moron. Play the kid unless you are planning to pick in the Top 5 next year. Price is done for the year again, the guy has seriously compromised knees and you just pissed away $84 million bucks for the next 8 years. Fire this fucking clown Geoff.

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    2. Unless TFS™ is 100% perfect to don the pads, I'd play CHil and McNiven as backup for the entire season.

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  14. Got a St. Hubert gift cert from a neighbour. ½ CHickens with creamy slaw.

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    1. Eating solo so hotdogs will do the trick.

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    2. Just ketCHup?

      How's Jackson?

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    3. Onions and ketchup! He's awesome!

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    4. Love the ketCHup only (can barely digest raw onion) but fave is the whistle dog.

      Jackson has some big paws.

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  15. Flipped to RDS, fucking disgusting piece of shit tremblay is yipping off his yap. Back for the puck drop.

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    1. Sad to see Carbo sitting beside that fucking disgusting piece of shit tremblay.

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  16. Having the rum+blondie;

    https://www.haagen-dazs.ca/hd-en

    All their boozy ice creams are very good.

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  17. Not a fan of UFC but GSP is a genuinely loved athlete.

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    1. the Maritimer7:51 PM

      He's damn good...

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  18. Saw that coming.

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    1. the Maritimer7:49 PM

      Fastball high and tight?

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    2. Roy Halladayish.

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  19. the Maritimer8:10 PM

    Not watching tonight, I'm in bed early resting a cranky back. Probably did too much today and am paying for it. I'm counting on moe to keep me up to date.

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    1. I'm here for you brother. Rest and get well.

      Habs seem lackadaisical.

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  20. A mostly 'meh' period.

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  21. FHFucking disgusting piece of shit tremblay is yipping off his yap, so taking a break until the puck drop.

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    1. the Maritimer8:26 PM

      One of my recent faves... other than PK I can't think of too many. Maybe Jaro just because of the outstanding Four Habs Fans skits...

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    2. Jaro equaled Breezeby in getting FHF skitted. Dem were da days.

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  23. 'The final speaker of the afternoon was the hardest to listen to: Halladay’s wife, Brandy, who shared what her husband meant to her and everyone who knew him. “I don’t know how to be me without him,” she said in the final minutes of her speech. “I didn’t know how big my heart was until I felt the amount of hurt in it with him gone.” She described how fiercely he loved his family, how he cared for the dogs they fostered, how he enjoyed so many little things in his everyday life—a fitting end to a service that suggested Halladay, as great a pitcher as he was, was an even better person.'

    ~~~
    Be good.

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  24. KidMeat is the best player tonight.

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  25. Quite the snorefest.

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  26. Byron needs to add a few lbs. Couldn't break his stick properly after missing that shorty.

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  27. $ gotta release that puck right away bro!

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  28. CBB. Can't Beat Bob.

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  29. I wish we had a goaltender like that. Oh wait, we used to.

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  30. Guaranteed loser point!

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  31. literately fell asleep
    Cannon Fodder,
    still instituting faint hope clause
    standing tank down

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  32. Here's an I think they need to do...clearly they don't want GCHyuk as a long term part of the team. He is their best forward and he doesn't get a sniff on the PP or OT. They have been showcasing CHill so trade them both and be done with it. Seeing another season go to waste is killing me.

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  33. the Maritimer9:59 AM

    There are two things we know.

    Expect the unexpected.

    The answer is in the room.

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  34. Arrogant Fuckface11:00 AM

    You FHFers make me laugh. You've all seen my creepy shit-eating grin. Picture it. That's what I look like when I read your dumb comments.

    Da fact is dat you really have nodding to worry about. You think my foxhole buddy fired me?! No of course not. We togedder noticed a flaw in our system and united to fix it. By bringing Clod in to manage 'the system', I am able to scour the udder rinks for da talent dis team needs to get to the next level. Hell, a monkey could manage 'the system'...well a bilingual monkey anyway. You might have noticed dat we recently signed a veteran goalie? Marc stated that it was to protek the team. You tink dat happens without only the best of professional scouts - ME?! No, it does not. An' don't you worry - I've been spending a lot of time in New York. You know I think I prefer their bagels...anyway I ave my eyes on this very talented centre iceman dat you guys have been crying for for so many years. Now I cannot give away trade secrets, an' even tho it's against rules, I've met with this player on the sly many times, sometimes in dirty back alleys behind a Vietnamese restaurant - dat's my favourite. E will be the perfect fit on da Habs and as a bonus he is the perfect height for me to rest my coffee mug on while I munch on a delicious New York bagel. Dis player might be difficult to pry out of New York, but if we offer dem something they can't refuse like a first round pick and throw some garbage in with it like Galchenyuk, we might have a play. Me an Marc are on it.

    And remember. You don't know. We know.

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    1. the Maritimer12:50 PM

      Beautiful... can't wait.

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    2. this confirms what I have been making up. TFS is on the move to NYI for Traves. Garth Snow can not resist a goalie, goalies are to him what journeyman D man are to DGMB.

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  35. I dare not click on the link, but I just noticed tsn has a feature on what Auston Matthews did to pass his time while recovering from his injury. SFU indeed.

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    1. a lot of walking on water and healing sick people

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    2. the Maritimer4:32 PM

      Matthew means: "Gift From God", I know this because it's my youngest boy's middle name. Thus Awesome Matthews (plural) is God's gift to the long suffering fans in the big smoke and mirrors.

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