Feb 1, 2018

Qu'est-ce que CH? ~ Canes

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Yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Ce que j'ai fais, ce soir la
Ce qu'elle a dit, ce soir la
Realisant mon espoir
Je me lance, vers la gloire, OK
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
We are vain and we are blind
I hate people when they're not polite
PsyCHo Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better
Run run run run run run run away oh oh oh
PsyCHo Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, away oh oh oh
Yeah yeah yeah yeah oh!
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41 comments:

  1. Easiest parody I've ever edited. I simply added some bold.

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  2. I think most in here will agree that DGMB needs to be sent packing or needs to report to a real hockey President. He either has big enough balls to step down or leaves. The former would prove his 'loyalty'.

    My preference is fresh faces in almost every position.

    The header pic gives a flavour.

    Julien Brisebois has acquired a lot of experience. Including running the Hamilton Bulldogs. Working with Stevie Y. Can only have helped him. He's an ex-Hab employee too and word is he's sharp with the pencil (something else the team needs).

    Geoff Molson, nice guy, needs to also weigh his nads, step aside and eat a lot of money on contracts. After that I'd rather he concentrate on putting fuckface bettman and the jacobs' of the league in their rightful place. Eg. Eat your fucking revenue sharing. His role should be to put the CH in it's place as the NHL's premiere franCHise.

    Some have mentioned possibly getting Bob Gainey back. I'd take him or Bobby Smith as a new President. Smith comes with running a business and knows the junior ranks well. I'd take both if Gainey was an overseer/mentor of sorts. Patrick Roy is the wild card here. Coach? Not sure he'd accept that singular role. I'd be willing to give Carbo another chance and have Larry Robinson handling the defence.

    Team Canada's Jr. coach Dom Ducharme seems like a perfect fit for Laval. Again, someone who knows the junior players well.

    Then we have the trade deadline, end of season, Draft and UFA/RFA. I'll keep that for later.

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    1. the Maritimer10:24 AM

      Agreed. Not sure about Saint Patrick as a coach, maybe too volatile? We can all agree that the Habs need a good Nor'easter to blow through the organization and freshen things up.

      Interestingly, the SFU are starting to spill ink about Shea possibly being moved. I can guarantee that will NEVER happen under bbb's watch, that would be admitting he fucked up with PK.

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    2. BBQ gets moved if;

      - dgmb is let go
      - the CH eats a CHunk
      - he's 100% healthy
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    3. "(Geoff Molson's) role should be to put the CH in it's place as the NHL's premiere franCHise."

      A-fucking-men!

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  3. Also, too, I like to call the end pic 'the big beautiful three'.

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  4. Great parody moeman. Like the header pic, someone just needs to get their head out of the clouds and smarten up.

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  5. All great ideas moe. The other important missing link (imho) is a leading voice in the locker room that isn't afraid to show passion and stand up before and after every game to remind his teammates what a privilege it is to suit up in the bleu-blanc-rouge every night. Passion. I have a feeling if you stuck the "C" on kidA's chest, he'd be that guy. I don't necessarily agree that we should trade one of the league's top scorers over the past 5 years, but if Patches is dealt, kidA SHOULD get the 'C'. But it'll probably go to Weber, and nothing against him but I still get the feeling he (and PK even though he's winning) will never be happy about the trade and thus never 100% passionate about this team. But that's just my gut and therefore I don't think he deserves the captaincy.

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    1. Yep. I'm prepping a player by player review and will say as much. I just don't get the vibe that BBQ is a happy Hab.

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    2. BBQ takes it easy until the playoffs, so does Superplexxe. I can never understand why people making millions of dollars to play a game most would pay for can not get it on. Shirley its not black and white.

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  6. Cee BEE JeeBee. The Talking Heads along with the Romoanes and maybe others would learned to play the guitar on stage.

    I hope I am wrong but I dont see Jeff as a guy who is going to say I fucked up. Just like we stuck with DDD to the bitter end, we will see the same team next year.

    The old school mentality of cream rising to the crop is making this team sour cheese. Its the same mentality that had Team Canada face the Russians thinking it was a beer league. A hockey team has only one on ice assest. talent. Its preious and should not be taken for granted.

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  7. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/sidney-crosby-quebec-junior-hockey-player-mont-tremblant-2018-1.4513810

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  8. Canada Bread Company Ltd. and George Weston Ltd., as well as grocers Loblaw, Walmart, Sobeys, Metro and Giant Tiger were all baking our dough$.

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    1. I signed up for the $25 card.

      Was at Metro today to pick up some wings for the Eagles Super Bowl victory party (SWIDT) and although on sale for $6.99 a pkg, I couldn't get the additional points unless, wait for it, the Habs win. Bait & switCH?

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    2. I signed up too but nothing yet. In Quebec, if a class action is filed, everyone is included automatically, you have to opt out. One thing I always thought about since the news broke is why haven't we seen a drop in the price of bread? I also wondered why Durivage bread has been selling at least a dollar less than the others for a few years now.
      The points are misleading, kinda like the injures and BBB.

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    3. moe I hope your wings have a VERY long shelf life. SWIDT!

      I've been paying $6-7/loaf for subpar gluten-free bread for the better part of a dozen years, so I have trouble finding sympathy for the bread thing. Though I understand how it effects those especially with a low or fixed income more than others. And it doesn't mean i didn't sign up for the $25 mind you. Big Wheat ain't getting my money, it's going to Big Rice.

      Hey, Big Wheat would be a good nick if we ever get a big talented player from the prairies.

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    4. Moenman was from out West.

      I'm frying up those wings regardless and I have dips on the Super Bowl Sunday game thread! Let the Eagles soar!

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  9. the Maritimer1:19 PM

    Interesting rumour... Price for Jake Allen + C Robert Thomas + 1st rounder. #fakenews?

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    1. I thought they were supposed to leave PatCHes in St. Louis?

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    2. do it before they CHange mind

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  10. the Maritimer1:24 PM

    I look forward to moe's player review. I haven't watched enough this year to form an opinion of any kind but I agree that Weber probably wasn't very happy leaving Nashville. I think Price had to sell him on it. He also can't be very happy with what the incompetent GM has put on the ice either. Oh well, on the bright side he gets to go back to B.C. early, unless he has kids in school in Quebec.

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    1. Maybe more unhappier seeing they brought Fisher out of retirement. Well, at least they got a what they wanted, Alzner says the room is too quite.

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    2. It takes lou grant an hour to find his stall

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  11. hey moeman! Just noticed the boys from Farm Film Celebrity Blow-up! They could blow stuff up real good. Just what's needed.

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  12. Hey Geoff,

    dgmb has brought shame to the CH.

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  13. Another option for BBB's replacement: ELOISE (Hollerado suggestion)

    Includes the chorus: "Eloise, please don't fuck it up like me"

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  14. I have long stated that TFS will be traded. Bergevin won't be shopping him but, like PFK, a call will come in that he will answer and it will be for a deal he won't be able to pass up. Tfs has a NmC which he will waive and that will be that. I hope it is not but I do believe this will happen unless Bergevin is removed from a position of power...

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  15. Steak sammiCH with havarti and a new Cab find 'Buried Hope'. I kid you not.

    www.lcbo.com/lcbo/product/buried-hope-cabernet-sauvignon/356113#.WnOqQy8ZPOQ

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  16. RDS pre-game has tremblay. Can't watch.

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    1. tremblay - See you next tuesday!

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  17. Just finishing a 16 hour shift so won't be witching tonight. Not expecting much except maybe a hattie from auto - which will be amazing given he will only get 12 minute of Ice time... just fucking win!

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    1. K3X is a witch! WTF!?

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  18. the Maritimer8:42 PM

    Since I have nothing better to do at the moment I decided to put the Habs/Canes game on. First, I see julien insists on playing an AHL nobody named Froese regularly. I watched an entire shift with Froese, Carr and Delarose... not one pass was completed between these forwards or the two D Morrow and Benn. Not one. This was a display of complete and utter lack of talent. Pleks looks lost. So far from the middle to the end of the 2nd period I've seen nothing that would make me want to keep watching this team. They still haven't scored a goal either. Nothing has changed. Boring as ever.

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  19. the Maritimer9:55 PM

    Ho hum, another loss, another shut out. More good news, Ottawa won tonight and still have 2 games in hand. There is still the possibility of a top 3 pick. Seems like I've seen this movie recently, circa 2012 I believe.

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  20. I'd ask that 'ol 29 favourite... "so wha'd I miss?" but there is no need...

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  21. That was a punisher, yep I started on the Punisher, its good.

    As for the rest of the season, Meh. Cant even look forward to call up from the farm. If we are twice as good next year its just mediocre.

    McSplooge is working so hard brownoising Mr Molson I wonder if he thinks he is Trump.

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  22. > https://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2018/02/slip-slidin-sexy-friday.html

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