Jan 19, 2019

JFW ~ Phucken Phlyers

The many years CHallenge
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111 comments:

  1. Waiting to board the flight home and to -32 degrees, ugh! On the bright side I will catch some of the game tonight.

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    1. Safe travels Kate. Hope the tan lines last a while. ❤️

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    2. Flight is delayed, crap! Tan is pretty good!

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    3. Flight is cancelled, no Habs tonight! Boo!!!!!! Stuck at LAX for 5 more hours.

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  2. The Phucktards stranded on the beach having their bones plucked clean, how delish.

    The Leaf heading for a tear down having won only one imaginary stanley cup how delish.

    Les Habs overachiving and having the best farm since farmville how delish.

    GYFHG

    Now on a sour note. Le Bearcat. Chicago used one of our Lego picks to get him. We could have Lego and Debercat, cats.

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  3. the Maritimer4:34 PM

    I'm nervous, who's in net for the phuckers tonight? Michael Leighton?

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  4. General Tsao from scratch kids! (and it's gonna be spicy)

    Apple crumble.

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  5. Eastern snow storm yet to be seen here.

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    1. the Maritimer5:23 PM

      On it's way here, starting around 9pm local time.

      Home made beans in the slow cooker with a side of breakfast sausage from Dean's Meats in the City Market. The Saint John City market is the oldest continuous operating farmer's market in the country. It survived the Great Fire of 1877 when two-thirds of the city was destroyed. It's one of my favourite morning hangouts in the morning for coffee or breakfast. Java Moose Coffee, Slocum and Ferris and Jeremiah's Deli all great places for breakfast or lunch, all home-style cookin'.

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    2. Nice. Neighbours brought some baked beans over last night.

      Always good to frequent and get to know the small/local providers.

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  6. the Maritimer5:34 PM

    Watched the new Star Trek Discovery today, is it just me or is it hard to make out a lot of the dialogue because of the background music or the fact they talk so fucking fast?

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  7. No leaf so why not watch the SFU squeeze one out;

    - mclame mentions his leaf, says he won't mention his leaf
    - who the fuck laughed at the Habs getting Niemi
    - less than a minute later, they switch to the Flyers
    - 'those' who predicted? All the SFUers.
    - friedman has a half way decent bit about 20 year olds
    - friedman about Habs balanced offense
    - again about 'how many of us would've predicted' um, SFUer
    - hahahrudey marble mouths something about Dish, um, we know SFUer
    - kypridiot says BBQ is good, um SFUer
    - mclame takes crotc's dick out of his mouth and says Luke Richardson is a genius
    - BBQ admits 'we've been great'
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    1. the Maritimer7:20 PM

      Many pundits, including the francophone SFU questioned bbb's acquisition of Niemi because of his terrible stats in his brief stops in Pitt and Fla. I did as well. As it turns out, ol' bargainbin happened to remember that Niemi won a Cup in his time in Chitown under the Habs current goaltending coach whose name escapes me.

      But yeah, the SFU panel struggled to give the Habs any credit.

      Loved the intro tonight with all those vintage Habs/Flyers clips from the 70's and 80's. Good phuckin' times.

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    2. the Maritimer8:06 PM

      Stephane, but thanks for jogging the old memory... :-)

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  8. No game for me. Dinner and drinks with non hockey watching friends (makes me question why they're friends).

    JFW

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  9. Paul Maurice on now talking about his team, one of the best in the league and barely, if ever covered or showcased by the SFU. Ever.

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  10. Huge moment for all these little tykes!

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  11. the Maritimer8:41 PM

    Classic trap game.

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  12. the Maritimer9:15 PM

    Over. What a mess.

    Oh well, 4th game in 6 nights and second back to back in a row. 'Twas to be expected.

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    1. its not over till the fat lady sings, or whatever that noise in the Center is tonite.

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  13. Watched the last half of the game recorded. Seems they just ran out of gas. One of the goals Druid looked terrible just standing there doing nothing as a guy walks in off the bench the also makes kidA look bad before scoring. I mention those 2 players because at least kidA knew what was going on while Druid was just lost. He is generally not good in the D zone. Might have been the end of his shift but move your feet man! Oh well one more before the break. Jfw that one.

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  14. My brother in law and 5 of his phucktard friends where at the game, I will hear about it for years now.

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  15. A Saints vs. Chiefs SuperBowl would be fun.

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  16. the Maritimer2:03 PM

    I like this idea: ban Turnover Machine from the PP, he just fucking gives it away 99% of the time anyway and put the Kid out there. KoHo doesn't make nearly as many stupid passes as brain dead Drouin.

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    1. They can't carry it in, so maybe dump it in?

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    2. the Maritimer2:54 PM

      Do they have anybody who can retrieve it?

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    3. theM., send me an email as the one I have bounced.

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  17. Missed the game...too many missed opportunities from whatbi saw on the highlights...

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  18. Which team would you rather see the Pats play in the SB? Old men Brees v Brady would be fun.

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    1. All four teams are good. Prefer Brees v. Mahomes.

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  19. Wow! what a catch!

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  20. Pathetic reffing.

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  21. Gotta cheer for the Saints now. How the hell that pass interference call was missed is inconceivable. Should have been in position to run it down for the last second FG. Aagreed. Terrible reffing.

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  22. Sorry Saints fans out there. Looks like I just kinxed em. Brees shoulda tucked that one.

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  23. Easy to blame the refs and yes they did fuck up but Saints couldn't pull it off.

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  24. There is not a single NFL broadcast or pre-game crew that is bearable to listen too.

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    1. I find the crews that have a female among them are marginally better. Bunch of loud mouthed schnooks that just like to hear themselves talk. The female anchor can sometimes keep that in check. Sometimes.

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  25. Anybody else find the Arrowhead 'Indian' chant super cringeworthy? I feel I may have asked this before.

    Go Pats!

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  26. Kidko;

    http://www.danslescoulisses.com/fr/jesperi-kotkaniemi-a-effectue-une-feinte-a-couper-le-souffle/

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    1. the Maritimer7:53 PM

      I'm not going to try and read this but I'll take a guess that it's about that sick move he pulled off in the skills competition?

      14-0 Pats, where is that vaunted KC offence? Gone with their disgraced RB?

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    2. Yep. Imagine if he tried that in a shootout.

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    3. the Maritimer8:03 PM

      Bergeron would probably criticize him even if he scored.

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  27. KidKo ! ;

    https://twitter.com/HockeyWebCast/status/1087088056396599297

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  28. Those 3D shots are something else.

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  29. KC offence is clicking in 2nd half. Feels like a 'last posession wins' type of game to me.

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    1. That's gonna hurt. Brady's been successfully sneaking those 1/2 yarders for 17 years. Why change now? Age I suppose.

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  31. CBS announcers all giddy for their Pats. STFU.

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    1. While that's true, I've watched most KC games and they're pretty hot for Mahomes too. Setting up their next lovefest with the demise of the Pats inevitable.

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    2. Yeah but Mahomes is pretty hot.

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  32. That was sweet.

    Great 2nd half so far for the Chiefs.

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  33. Gisele Bundgen has slapped Brady harder.

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  34. Not even close to a legit catch.

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    1. Sorry bro. Disagree.

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    2. And it was a beauty 😁

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    3. Incredible how these one-handed catches are made.

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  36. Terrible call was for the slap. That ball didn't hit the ground.

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  37. Whatever happens this drive i got a feeling Mahomes has a game winningdrive in him...if needed.

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  38. the Maritimer9:30 PM

    Don't count these birds out yet...

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  39. 4-2 Yotes sweetens things.

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    1. the Maritimer9:33 PM

      gCHuk is gonna come out smokin' this Wed. at the Bell.

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  40. Not a dig, serious question moe. Why did your team implode this year? Juju and Conners are nice, but losing Bell and apparently AB is crazy...if that actually happens.

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    1. Big Ben was great. D was weak. Coaching needed to be better. A few last minute losses.

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  41. Yes Tony its a penalty ffs.

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  42. Getting close ...

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  43. How great is this? I may not like NE but these last 2 minute games are so much fun.

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  44. Lots of time left (gulp)...he said less confidently this time.

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  45. Rotten officiating in both games. But benefitting/hurting each team so it kind of works out...

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  46. CBS announcers are pathetic.

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    1. Thatz's Romo man.

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    2. Thing is if you hear him do a game without Brady or Mahomes, he actually has decent insight into the game.

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    3. See he actually knows shit.

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  47. ...still time left for KC to make a big play for the win or to get to FG range.

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    1. Mahomes is so fucking cool under pressure.

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    2. Just when you think 'sack' out he goes and makes incredible throws downfield.

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  48. My heart can't take this...

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  49. 2 conference finals going to OT. That is a good day of football, whatever happens.

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  50. If kidA was a football player he would be a slot receiver like Edelman. Takes a beating and keeps on going.

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  51. WOOOO! Back to the bowl baby.

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  52. Just wanted to point out I was right. Last possession won.

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  53. So are the Habs playing afternoon games on SB weekend ?

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    1. Yep. Devils and Oilers at 3PM AST. 7PM in the UK?

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    2. And those are the first 2 games they play after their 9 day break following the Yotes game this Wednesday.

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    3. I love Superbowl weekend! Go Pats!

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  54. Hey, if anybody is looking for some cheap entertainment, search on some October SFU articles about leaf greats Orr and Gretzky, among other gems. It's a real treat to read.

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    1. the Maritimer8:18 AM

      No need, I remember all that nonsense, the arrogance of the Toronto media knows no bounds as they pound their tiny dicks looking at their leaf superstars. I enjoy their shadenfreude so much.

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  55. I just clicked on TSN (for football related stuff) and noticed on the side of their page that KoHo is still the reigning champ for his amazing deke goal against Reimer in their 1 V 1 play of the night. I noticed there are vote buttons so I gave him a few...he's up 75% to 25% over the current challenger. That's gotta be 5 or 6 days ago now...

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  56. Just for s's and g's I threw a comment on one of the new "demise of the leaf" articles, asking how a team with both Gretzky AND Orr could be in such a horrible slump. I usually avoid those articles, but sometimes ya just gotta take a jab. And the CotU media isn't smart enough to realize that they (not the leaf team) are the reason that the rest of the nation hates their beloved leaf.

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  57. the Maritimer12:07 PM

    Too funny:

    Young Kyle gets a car with the “check engine” light on. He ignores it & buys rims, stereo, tint, & body kit. Continues to drive it with the light on & it looks great. Then one day it doesn’t start. Now he needs a new engine but has no money. What the fuck’s he gonna do now? #Leafs

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    1. Brilliant! Put some electrical tape over that light, I'm sure the problem will go away :)
      And funny how the highest paid chauffeur on the planet can't make that car run any better. He seems to be better at driving finely tuned machines.

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    2. you could make millions as an analyst except for the telling the truth

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  58. https://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.com/2019/01/just-shoot-puck-and-jfw-yotes.html

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