4HF ~ G Y F H G !

NBOTLASTLTCTA!

2012-03-03T08:22:00.002-05:00

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Now, bring on the leaf and squash them like the cockroaches they are!

Previews from nhl, rds, tsn, asssniffers.

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Sexy Friday is about Beauty ~ babes, boys, boobs, burgers, bums & bonuses (Habs won!)

2012-03-01T22:36:00.003-05:00

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MiCHey Mouse Club plays with Minnie ~ Game Preview

2012-03-01T05:13:00.003-05:00

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Boom goes the Geoffrion. Ti-boume, Lil'boom, Boomya'll is on Montreal home ice tonight vs. the Wild. Good luck kid. I wish you the best possible career in the Bleu-Blanc-Rouge. (and added shout to the sick fucks at cbc/hnic to fuck off for burying Boom Boom's number retirement evening, we'll never forget you fucking assholes). TFS™ could use a win. The crowd could use some time to give Jean Beliveau a huge ovation. Previews from tsn, rds, nhl.

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BeaCH bums

2012-02-29T11:37:00.000-05:00

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Get well Mr. Beliveau

2012-02-28T12:35:00.002-05:00

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Tampa Game Preview, see you in the comments ...

Trade deadline recap, with nuts !

2012-02-27T21:35:00.001-05:00

Snap!

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... and the trade deadline award goes to ...

2012-02-26T22:32:00.000-05:00

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Misery loves CHompany ~ Habs vs. FLA ~ Preview & Game thread

2012-02-25T20:37:00.001-05:00

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They say misery loves CHompany

We could start a CHompany and make misery

4HFrustrated, inCHorporated

I don't know just what they need

Lottery might just be the thing

I know that you’d Nail it to see

Put me out of my fucking misery

I do this for you, would you do it for me

We will NOT always be busy making misery

We could build a faCHtory and make misery

Geoff create the cure; kill the losing disease

4HFrustrated, inCHorporated

Well I know just what we need

I might just have the thing

I know what you’d Nail it to feel

Put me out of my fucking misery

All you 4th line kings and you no scoring queens

Forever after happily, making misery

Did you satisfy your greed, get what you need

Was it only envy, so empty

4HFrustrated, inCHorporated

4HFrustrated, inCHorporated (put me out of my fucking misery)

4HFrustrated, inCHorporated (I blog it for you, would you do it for me)

4HFrustrated, inCHorporated (forever after happily)

4HFrustrated, inCHorporated (making blog history)

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Inspiration.

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Fail for Nail ~ Habs lose, don't let The Goat fuck up the lottery pick

2012-02-25T11:36:00.000-05:00

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Sexy Friday ~ Deux Parts ~ +Caps Preview 02/24

2012-02-24T08:44:00.004-05:00

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Two sucking teams. Should be exciting. No OV? No problem! No scoring! Problem! No playoffs. No kidding. Its a Friday night, you watCHin'? No? Previews from tsn, rds, nhl, optimusreamers.

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Shit.

2012-02-21T23:43:00.001-05:00

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Laissez les bons temps tanker! ~ Wait! What? No, I meant show us your Tits! Fucking Fat Tuesday Party Preview !!!

2012-02-20T19:40:00.002-05:00

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The unexpectedly weak Stars are in for the battle of potential lottery winning picks. Fuckity Fuck brings his magical stick. Previews from rds, tsn, nhl, desperados. RÇ says Colé is a horse. Giddy? Yup! Workhorse TFS™ is in. So is LeBrow. Lets have some seriously ice-creamy 4HFun kids, cuz after tomorrow's ashes, its Lent! I'm giving up meth. You?

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It is either good or bad ~ Habs lose

2012-02-19T21:04:00.001-05:00

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Habs face fat arCH rival ~ Devils Preview

2012-02-18T21:44:00.002-05:00

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Easier said than to be done?

Just beat the Habs beater.

TFS™ usually plus very well vs. the prince of darknets.

Previews from rds, tsn, nhl, leafapologizers.

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The hot Naomi & Robyn.

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Always proud to support 6 Canadian teams. Plus Habs won, 2, big, potential, playoff, points! Pants!

2012-02-17T22:54:00.000-05:00

Win that 4pm PST ' evening ' game Vancouver.

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No Habs on Saturday night, fuck it, have some 4HFun.

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Get some extra sleep.

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Thx pal Hal.

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Population Boom!

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No game to play?

Bake a cake!

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Warm up, dance a little.

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Stay in bed.

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Drink up.

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Head West.

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Sexy Friday ~ Kate! (Bonus! includes Habs vs. Sabres Preview)

2012-02-17T08:44:00.003-05:00

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CHanges are a happenin'. The Goat moves 4HFan fave HMCS Gill for a very well-known name with lineage (except at cbc/hnic) in Geoffrion, Blake. Preds throw in rugged Newfoundlander Slaney and a 2nd rounder. Anti-CHamber will be all over this one (and those to come). Decent move. Habs are in Buffalo to face off vs. the brutal Sabres, who for some reason have our number. Still not mathemagically out of the playoff picture. Previews from nhl, rds, tiedomi'swhore.

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Merci Kid ~ R.I.P. Gary Carter

2012-02-16T18:08:00.003-05:00

~ 1954-2012 ~

Ice cream & boobs ~ Habs bag a loser point vs. refs

2012-02-15T22:18:00.001-05:00

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Both rare but both so good.

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Fuck you broon$.

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“I hate the Bruins. I hate them with a passion” * ~ broons Preview 15/2

2012-02-15T08:00:00.001-05:00

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*Hey Goat, get Boyle in a trade.

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Yikes! NHL's mad/sad circu$ comes to town. Last of the six games the Habs play these fucking assholes. Lets go boys, even up the series. TFS™ vs. Tuuka. Tits is pissed off. Says his nipples are cold. Previews from tsn, rds, nhl.

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Cover girl Kate, who knew she is only 19?

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♥ Significant other time ♥ Have 4HFun ♥

2012-02-13T22:32:00.000-05:00

♥ ♥ ♥

'it's a mess', yeah, in Carolina, enjoy it asshole ~ Canes Preview

2012-02-12T20:05:00.000-05:00

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Kirk, swoon, is back in town, this time as a head coach. RÇ's team is suddenly hot and goes for an unprecedented fifth straight win. The Goat has added some grit by calling up BlanCHe and Sarge. spacek visits the circus. Our ALL-STAR TFS™ starts. Previews from tsn, rds, nhl, stillsad.

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"Winning is awesome. It's better than losing." ~ Price
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Pre-game cutie pie.

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Shit eatin grin win ~ leaf sux Review

2012-02-11T22:00:00.001-05:00

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5 ~ fucking zip

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Feels great!

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Enjoy it.

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Will hell freeze over? leaf sux Preview

2012-02-10T20:51:00.000-05:00

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Climate CHange,
on hockey day?
Go Habs!!!
Go Sens!
Go Oilers!
Go Flames!
Go Canucks!

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I can't stand it, I know its planned shit
I'm gonna set it straight, this sundingate
I stand by my plan of mocking leaf when I'm in here
'Cause my CHrystal balls are so CHrystal clear

So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fucking leaf thorn in my side
Oh my God, it's a MLSE mirage
I'm tellin' y'all, it's a CotU sabotage

So, so, so, so listen up 'cause cbc you can't win nothin'
You'll shut me down with a push of your sysadmin button?
But fuck you, I'm out and I'm gone
I'll tell you now, I keep blogging on and on

'Cause what you see you leaf lemmings might not get
And we can bet, so don't you get Campbell souped yet
You're sCHeming on a team that's a hockey mirage
I'm trying to tell you and your cockroach entourage

Why
Habs backs are now against the wall?
Listen all y'all, it's a Monster massage
Listen all y'all, it's a Celine camouflage
Listen all y'all, it's a Dou$harek dressage
Listen all y'all, it's a Hogtown mediot montage

I can't stand it, I know its just planned shit
I'm gonna set it straight, this 24/7leafgate
Lord, I stand by my plan of rockin' when I'm in this place
leaf fan you are a disgrace because you're all in my face

But make no mistakes and switCH up my CHannel
I'm buddy riCH when I fly off the handle
What could it be, it's a constant maple leaf massage
You're sCHeming on a team that's a fucking hockey mirage
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Bonus track

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SF 3:16 ~ Get on UR knees bitCHes and go to CH U R CH!

2012-02-09T22:10:00.000-05:00

"For God so loved the Habs

that she gave us a one and only PatCHes,

that whoever believes in him

shall not perish but have eternal playoff life."

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PatCH trick ! ! !
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G Y F H G !

Climb bitCHes! ~ Well we're movin' on up, on the East side ~ Isles Preview

2012-02-08T21:28:00.000-05:00

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Look up Habs. Yup, its the beatable NYI. The game is winniable. All-Stars Diazling & TFS™ vs. Nabokov. Previews from rds, tsn, nhl. 7pm start. Go Flyers.

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Hip dudes.

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Way hipper dude.
Thx 2 29 4 posting his FB pix.

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G Y F H G !

Win that funky game red, blue & white boys !!!

2012-02-07T22:32:00.002-05:00

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4HFunky dude.

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Keepin' da puck da funk out in da shootout!
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Steve's funky gear.

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29's funky-go-to-Schwartz's shoes.

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G Y F H G !

Don't touCH tradition ~ http://www.schwartzsdeli.com ~ Pens Preview 7/2

2012-02-06T19:28:00.000-05:00

Medium fat, fries, CHerry coke.

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The Pens aren't the Jets, even without Habs fan Sid. Unlike 29, they're still not methematically dead. Previews from rds, tsn, nhl. Puck drops around 7h15, so get in line for some SCHwartz's before it gets Nickel(led) and dimed. Don't forget the CHeesecake.

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Just sayin'.

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G Y F H G !

Celebrate huge Habs win with Super ads! ~ 14th BitCHes!

2012-02-05T19:52:00.001-05:00

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Steve asked for this ...

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For iRiRi ...

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G Y F H G !

Feeling Super? Bowled over? Punt the Peg Preview 5/2

2012-02-05T08:26:00.003-05:00

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Can our last place seven layers of dips win a game? Score a goal? Maybe have Gomehs wear pantyhose. We need a quarterback. 2pm start with TDS™. Previews from rds, nhl.
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G Y F H G !

Hockey buzz in the afternoon ~ Will Scott score? Caps Preview 4/2

2012-02-04T07:58:00.000-05:00

No CHemistry. Bad CHemistry? euh, me(t)h.

Previews from rds, nhl.
Puck drops at 2pm EST.

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Feel like punCHing a ref.

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Especially chris fucking lee.

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Who'll be the Top Hab?

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Odds on falling asleep?

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Might as well stay, in bed?

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G Y F H G !

Hungry for some Sexy Friday? Eat this, chris fucking lee. Man, I'm hungry for a win. CHomp!

2012-02-02T22:52:00.000-05:00

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G Y F H G !

Fill in the blank ~ Devils Preview 2/2

2012-02-02T06:30:00.001-05:00

How do you really feel?

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Life?

Clue?

Idea?

Care?

Draft sCHmaft?

Louis!

The exciting Devils!

Playoff implications!

Yapugrenko!

Previews from rds, tsn, nhl, rigormortis.

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Ain't got no, fuckin' CHance.

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G Y F H G !

Melnickian math ~ power to the mcsplooge? 1/2

2012-02-01T12:53:00.001-05:00

Does it add up?

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Is it warped?

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Oh the ironing?

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Anything else on?

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G Y F H G !

Love The Drake, TFS™ does. ~ Preview and potential ice cream win 1/31

2012-01-30T16:22:00.000-05:00

Kidz & their hand gestures.

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Represent Lego.

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Time to get a leg up.

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Don't get up.
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You know you want some.

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G Y F H G !

The Kids ~ Jules & Gary

2012-01-29T20:32:00.000-05:00

October 2009

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October 2010

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Summer 2007

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The Kid

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Exactly one year ago cancer took my nephew, Jules. He was 11. He had neuroblastoma, four fucking times in his short life. I Skyped my sister and her family in Lausanne, Switzerland today, where Jules lived and died. She's a nurse and helped/helps treat children with the dreaded disease. They are doing well and held and outdoor party (with a nice fire, which he loved) in his honour. Jules was a passionate boy. Always but always full of life. You can see it in his eyes. He made you happy to be part of his joy and he always smiled. I was his crazy mon oncle moe. I thought about maybe posting about him but wasn't sure if I should or even could. Then I read this story about Gary Carter and his fight for life with glioblastoma. It triggered this post. We all know someone who has been or is being ravaged by this sick disease. My Jules loved sports, school, family, friends and Tintin. Gary represented much of the same qualities and growing up an Expos fan, I really liked him. Montreal did too. We can't imagine the pain cancer victims feel. We can only wish them peace and to be as well as they can be. Rest well Gary. Rest in peace Jules. Give before it hurts.

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G Y F Kids G !

Diazling Skillz, TFStarz, Shakirazz, Swanepoelz, Slugz, Sloggiz + ~ ASG stuffz

2012-01-28T17:59:00.001-05:00

Have fun boyz!

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Go TFS™ & Diazling!

All Star Sexy Friday! 1/28

2012-01-26T21:46:00.000-05:00

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G Y F All Star H G !

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Divine CHicken Wings! ~ Habs beat NHL's #1 team 7-2 ~ Party at Moey's !!!

2012-01-25T21:56:00.000-05:00

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29 edit: thought you all might enjoy some long-form video highlights after a win

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G Y F H G !

Blue, Blanc and Red all over ~ All Star break looms ~ Detroit Preview

2012-01-24T19:55:00.000-05:00

Be smart and study the closest thing to a winning dynasty.

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They're still one the best teams in the league. Have been for a long time. I give them respect. Habs usually play up (or down) to the teams they meet. Only game on the sched before the All-Star break (TFS™ + Diazling going). Previews from rds, tsn, nhl, antiCanadanetwork.

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"There's still a light at the end there," Eller said.
"There are more than 30 games to go and we still
have a lot of faith in this locker-room.
We'll play one game at a time and see what happens."
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She's prettier in colour.

"Here’s something that’ll blow your mind (sorry that it’s an ad): stare at the colored dots on this girl’s nose for 30 seconds, then quickly look at a white wall or ceiling (or anything pure white) and start blinking rapidly. Congratulations, you just processed a negative with your brain!" (thx Steve)

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Trade PFK?! Sick motherfucking media fucks!!!

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Coach Babcock spoke. 29 was there.

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G Y F H G !

CHimes of Freedom ~ Musical Interlude 1/23

2012-01-23T21:55:00.000-05:00

76 Newly Recorded Bob Dylan Songs by Over 80 Artists

<-- click to listen

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DISC 1

Johnny Cash Featuring The Avett Brothers One Too Many Mornings
Raphael Saadiq Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat
Patti Smith Drifter's Escape
Rise Against Ballad of Hollis Brown
Tom Morello The Nightwatchman Blind Willie McTell
Pete Townshend Corrina, Corrina
Bettye LaVette Most of the Time
Charlie Winston This Wheel's On Fire
Diana Krall Simple Twist of Fate
Brett Dennen You Ain't Goin' Nowhere
Mariachi El Bronx Love Sick
Ziggy Marley Blowin' in the Wind
The Gaslight Anthem Changing of the Guards
Silversun Pickups Not Dark Yet
My Morning Jacket You're A Big Girl Now
The Airborne Toxic Event Boots of Spanish Leather
Sting Girl from the North Country
Mark Knopfler Restless Farewell

DISC 2
Queens Of The Stone Age Outlaw Blues
Lenny Kravitz Rainy Day Woman # 12 & 35
Steve Earle & Lucia Micarelli One More Cup of Coffee (Valley Below)
Blake Mills Heart Of Mine
Miley Cyrus You're Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go
Billy Bragg Lay Down Your Weary Tune
Elvis Costello License to Kill
Angelique Kidjo Lay, Lady, Lay
Natasha Bedingfield Ring Them Bells
Jackson Browne Love Minus Zero/No Limit
Joan Baez Seven Curses (Live)
The Belle Brigade No Time To Think
Sugarland Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You (Live)
Jack's Mannequin Mr. Tambourine Man
Oren Lavie 4th Time Around
Sussan Deyhim All I Really Want To Do
Adele Make You Feel My Love (Recorded Live at WXPN)

DISC 3
K'NAAN With God On Our Side
Ximena Sariñana I Want You
Neil Finn with Pajama Club She Belongs to Me
Bryan Ferry Bob Dylan's Dream
Zee Avi Tomorrow Is A Long Time
Carly Simon Just Like a Woman
Flogging Molly The Times They Are A-Changin'
Fistful Of Mercy Buckets Of Rain
Joe Perry Man Of Peace
Bad Religion It's All Over Now, Baby Blue
My Chemical Romance Desolation Row (Live)
RedOne featuring Nabil Khayat Knockin' on Heaven's Door
Paul Rodgers & Nils Lofgren Abandoned Love
Darren Criss featuring Chuck Criss and Freelance Whales New Morning
Cage the Elephant The Lonesome Death of Hattie Carroll
Band of Skulls It Ain't Me, Babe
Sinéad O'Connor Property of Jesus
Ed Roland and The Sweet Tea Project Shelter From The Storm
Ke$ha Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
Kronos Quartet Don't Think Twice, It's All Right

DISC 4
Maroon 5 I Shall Be Released
Carolina Chocolate Drops Political World
Seal & Jeff Beck Like A Rolling Stone
Taj Mahal Bob Dylan's 115th Dream
Dierks Bentley Senor (Tales of Yankee Power) (Live)
Mick Hucknall One Of Us Must Know (Sooner Or Later)
Thea Gilmore I'll Remember You
State Radio John Brown
Dave Matthews Band All Along the Watchtower (Live)
Michael Franti Subterranean Homesick Blues
We Are Augustines Mama, You Been On My Mind
Lucinda Williams Tryin' To Get To Heaven
Kris Kristofferson Quinn The Eskimo (The Mighty Quinn)
Eric Burdon Gotta Serve Somebody
Evan Rachel Wood I'd Have You Anytime
Marianne Faithfull Baby Let Me Follow You Down (Live)
Pete Seeger Forever Young
Bob Dylan Chimes Of Freedom

DIGITAL ONLY
Outernational When The Ship Comes In
Silverstein Song To Woody
Daniel Bedingfield Man In The Long Black Coat

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broons taint gets taintier ~ Shanaban'd! 1/22

2012-01-22T20:34:00.000-05:00

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die broons die!

Beauty ~ Habs win, leaf loses, eat shit h8nicbc

2012-01-21T21:57:00.000-05:00

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G Y F H G!

Céline says My Habs will go on ! ~ leaf Preview 1/21

2012-01-21T08:34:00.002-05:00

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So much fun to see, read and hear the CotU mediots wrench their leaf diapers with hateful stories about the 'Habs decline'. Yes, we know they are having a fucking shitty season. Enjoy it while it lasts blue&white fuckers and look in the mirror of your own shit-stained non-playoff team. Get some extra barf bags 4HFers cuz the Habs hate is gonna come in gomerheaish streams, you know, like Dion screams. TFS™, Habs with heart, get your fucking hate on! Previews from PKH8, nhl, H8sn, H8NiC.

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Hump to it hnicockroachasauruses.

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“Hockey is all about winning.
Anything less simply isn’t good enough,
but you’ve got to get the players who can do it …
who feel that anything less than winning
the Stanley Cup simply isn’t good enough.”
~ Serge Savard

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Pack of media fuxs.

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The hate will go on

Every site about my team
I see you, I read you
That is how I know mediots, hate is on

Far across in the 401's distance
And even Spacek's clown circus
You have come to show you, hate is on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that your hate does go on
pjstuck you're not so smart
And you're there like a wet fart
And your smell will go on and on

Cups we've touched many times
Some seem like a lifetime
And never let go 1967, you sick fucks!

Danny Gallivan was when I enjoyed you
One scintillating time to behold you
My sansHNIC life will always go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that your hate does go on
Mad Milbury you're not so smart
You're there with your cockroach art
And your smell will go on and on

Cherry's smears, meh, there's nothing to fear
I know that my Habs heart will go on
I'll stay forever this way
Off my dial your bob cold will stay
Whilst your Habs hate goes on and on
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We should make this the official
4HF drinking jacket.

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G Y F H G !

They'll drive us to drink ~ Sexy Friday Pens Preview ~ 1/20

2012-01-20T06:47:00.000-05:00

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Price, who figures to be in net, stopped 67 of 74 shots in those two matchups, and feels facing the Penguins can bring out the best in him. "Probably because they scare the daylights out of me," Price told the team's official website. Yikes, TFS™ is afraid of the flightless birds. Forfeit FFS and pound back some of the hard stuff,. You know The Goat is. Previews from rds, nhl, tsn, HabsH8. Yeah! TFS™ sees playoff daylight. "It's still doable," Price said. "We just have to get on our horse and start riding. "I'm not going to talk about frustration anymore, it's beyond that. We've got to figure out a way to curb that and figure out a way to do it." G Y F H G ! and Moey too!

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G Y F H G !

Just gettin' in, what'd I miss ~ Another loss.

2012-01-19T07:06:00.001-05:00

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G Y F H G !

Soir Noir ~ Habs still treading ~ Partially blacked out Preview ~ 1/18

2012-01-18T06:31:00.000-05:00

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So they wanna bust a cap in RBQ's ass eh? Really? Wasn't he suspended to deal with the issue? Fuck off you stupid sick media fucks and your fucking sickening stories. Habs need to keep winning, just treading ain't gonna do it. Give us a big game boys. The Caps are almost as overrated as Céline Dion Phaneuf. Previews from rds, tsn, nhl, célinephans. Black puck drops at or near 7h30ish. Spit or SOPA?!

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I know, I'm not GG. Just don't spit on me.

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"We felt like we've been playing pretty decently together. Overall as a team, we don't think we've been getting the bounces lately. It's easy to make excuses but we felt pretty good out there playing together, and tonight we got the good bounces."
– Montreal's Max Pacioretty on his team's recent results
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Great spit take.

Found at the end of this hilarious sKITH.

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G Y F H G !

Me, Myself & Mike ~ Squid left some of his sticks behind

2012-01-16T20:17:00.001-05:00

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Rhianna smokes some sweet stick.

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G Y F H G !

Black & White & Red & Blue all over ~ Habs win!

2012-01-15T22:11:00.000-05:00

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Man did they skate or what?!

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67-51-72, all 2 1/2 worthy of applause.

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G Y F H G !

NYR holds all the CHards ~ Royally Flushed Preview 01/15

2012-01-15T10:48:00.001-05:00

A Swedish King in net.

A Jack of all trades McDman.

They're the Ace of the league.

Queens of Bettman's heart.

#10 Gaborik thanks to Gainey.

Whilst he Habs are busy being boobs,
(NTTIAWWB00Bs).
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Think TFS™ is tired of playing Solitaire?
He can do it from the benCH today as RÇ makes a Budi call.
Habs stuck with a slight-of-hand Joker #11.
Can we hold em' off for a rare win?

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G Y F H G !

Tick tock goes Goat's clock ~ Habs lose(r) point

2012-01-14T22:04:00.000-05:00

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Goin' surfin'.

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G Y F H G !

What condition is our Canadiens in? ~ Sens Preview 01/14

2012-01-13T23:03:00.002-05:00

Always look up.
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The last time these two teams met the Habs took it, easily.
Since then, meh/euh.
Sens are surprisingly solid.
Canadiens circling, the East division drain.
CYA Squid.
CoverYourAss Goat.
No Bourque, yet. Nickname?
Can the Mexican't?
TFS™? Why not make a Budi call?
Play for the pride of the BBR jersey FFS.
Puck drop is 7ish PM EST.
Set your comment clocks forward 3 hours.
Previews from rds, tsn, nhl, sickhnicfucks.
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Dinner.

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Try not to laugh.

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(Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what CHondition Habs CHondition is in)

I woke up this mornin' with the fuckin' snow snowin' in
I found my bourbon in a brown paper bag within 
I tripped on an iCHloud and felt-a eighth place sigh 
I tore my mind on Squid's fuckin' goodbye 
I just blogged in to see what CHondition Habs CHondition was in

(Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what CHondition Habs CHondition could be in)

I pushed my soul in a deep dark hole and then I followed it in
I watched my Habs CHrawlin' out as they was a-CHrawlin' in
I rolled it so tight I couldn't unwind
I Steve'd so much I smoked my own freakin' mind 
I just popped in to see what CHondition 4HFers CHondition was in

(Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what CHondition CHondition'd Dudes would be in)

Someone painted "Molson's un fou" in big black letters on a protester's sign
He had his foot in his ass as he let his hate hit the road and blew his own mind 
Eighth place? outta playoffs Habs ain't got much to spare
Last place? straight up, Grigorenko come here!

I just popped in to see what condition rebuilding Sens condition is in
I said I just popped in to see what rebuilding condition Sens condition is in
Yeah yeah oh-yeah, what the fuck?!
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4 U, Pfuck Daddy.
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This is cool.

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G Y F H G !

Early Sexy Friday ~ Blame Blogger & Squid gone ~ Habs lose

2012-01-12T21:35:00.002-05:00

What's on your mind?

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For mr.gillis

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Kiss Squid goodbye.

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G Y F H G !

Its gonna get ugly ~ Habs vs. fuckfaces from Beantown ~ 01/12

2012-01-11T21:10:00.004-05:00

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No ratfaced marchand?

Fuck him and his tainted team.

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He can’t fly around tall buildings,

or outrun a speeding train, 

the only talent he seems to have

is to leave a nasty stain.

Sometimes I know it bothers him, 

that he can’t run or swim or fly,

and because of this one ability, 

his dry cleaning bill is sky-high.

~ from Tim Burton's 'Stain Boy'

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So ya likin' the new threaded comments? I know some of you've fantasized conversing directly with Steve. So ya likin' the ratfucked comment clock? Probably cam neely's doing. Is that fuckfaced broon really in the HHoF? So, ya likin' Squid's loser explanation? meh/euh. Just fucking play hard and show some enthusiasm. After all, its da fucking fuckfaced, ratfucking broons. Previews from rdsisdown, tsn, nhl, cbcRats. GYFHG!

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Fuck the fugly broon,

let's look at some beauty.

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G Y F H G !

(you too Squid)

Signs of failure ~ Total team loss ... but

2012-01-10T22:02:00.000-05:00

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G Y F H G !

Kinda Bleu ~ Jareau de retour ~ Prévue des Blues 10/1

2012-01-09T20:41:00.001-05:00

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Oui, anxiously waiting

the PK'ists Jaro post.

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Third game in a row at home vs. our last playoff hero vs. TFS™. Give Jaro the standing O he deserves, a moment of respectful silence for Ron 'Le Prof' Caron, then pop a few and win this thing. Previews from rds, tsn, nhl. Puck drops after the applause. Bonus, no blue flags.

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Jeans, bleu.

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G Y F H G !

Hit maCHine ~ (Y)emelin bangs ~ 01/08

2012-01-08T15:40:00.000-05:00

Keep your head up and watCH where go cuz

the Habs' hitting maCHine is gonna rattle your bones.

(Y) (Y) (Y)

(Y) (Y) (Y)
Bonus, awesome version of 'The Weight',
something (Y) dishes out, for free.

(Y) (Y) (Y)

G (Y) F H G !

Fucking Gorgeous! ~ As promised, just CHarlize! ~ Habs win!

2012-01-07T21:46:00.000-05:00

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G Y F H G !

Habs South come North ~ Tampa Preview 01/07

2012-01-07T09:20:00.000-05:00

Un-tie!
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Tied in points, Tampa is back to play the Habs, hopefully sans cris+lee and tim+peel. Bell Centre crowd should be rockin'! Get that new goal horn blastin'! Fuck off séparatiste flag wavin'! Previews from rds, nhl, tsn, go Wings!

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Alright!

Haaa-ha-ha-ha!
Some say, we cannot get to 8th from here,
But we care where they're goin'
Here's to the no red line
Mmm, Lego's stepping over!
Thought you'd never miss Jaro
Till Lars left his Mound City address
Non-stop skater, what a worker
Blue-eyed murder in a five point game
CHange, nothin' stays the same
UnCHained, and he hit the net gunnin'
CHange, ain't nothin' stays the same
UnCHained, yeah a hit with the crowd screamin'

I know, I don't ask for permission
This is my CHance to blog
Maybe Candice ain't enough for you
But it's my turn to Jump! and fly
Thought I'd never miss Lee till he got fat juicy paycheque
Non-stop talker, what a fuckin' rocker
Blue-eyed singer and his hair's still a mess

CHange, RÇ's lines stay the same
UnCHained, hits and pounds from (Y)emelin!
CHange, with Tits & Colé ain't nothin' stays the same
Unchained, yeah Gio's back playin'

(29's What'd i miss Guitar Solo)

CHange, fucking refs, nothin' stays the same
UnCHained, all four lines gunnin'
CHange, LeCave will never be the same
UnCHained, yeah Yzerman wouldn't be Goatin'
Woo-hoo! Take a look at Candice!
Hey woman, that suit is you!

Whoo-whee! We'll get some 4HFun tonight for sure!
Show us what you can do! Hoo hoo hoo!

(Come on Steve, gimme a link)

Hey hey hey hey! One winning streak, comin' up!
CHange, ain't nothin' stays the same
UnCHained, yeah ya hit the ice gunnin'
CHanged, ain't nothin' stays the same
UnCHained, yeah ya keep the Lightning shittin'
CHange, ain't nothin' stays the same
UnCHained, yeah ya fuck RDS' hatin'
Change, ain't nothin' stays the same
UnCHained! yeah ya 4:20 spliffin'
UnCHained!
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G Y F H G !

The Gorgeous ~ Hitting your male box this January ~ Sexy Friday!

2012-01-06T14:02:00.001-05:00

Better late than never.

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G Y F H G !

Love Sweet Love ~ Make CHeese!

2012-01-05T20:15:00.001-05:00

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Goat Y F H Goat !

Fucking Gorgeous! ~ As promised, George Clooney!

2012-01-04T22:09:00.000-05:00

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HF29 what'd I miss update - long form video highlights after a win:

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G Y F H G !

Hole Sweet Hole ~ Habs dig out with a homestand? ~ Jets Preview 01/04

2012-01-04T11:06:00.001-05:00

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What's up 4HFers?! Is it Goat season yet? Our fricaseeing Canadiens are back at the fricaseeing Bell Centre for the first of a dozen fricaseeing home games. Ya think they shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque? Will Gauthier deal without a paraCHute? Kinda dangerous, ain't it? Eeeeeeh, watch Price paste that pathetic palooka Pavelec with a powerful, paCHydermous, percussion pitCH. Well, it's 7 o'clock somewhere, so the puck'll drop sometime tonight. Previews from nhl, tsn, rds, looneys. And remember, 'mud' spelled backwards is 'dum'.

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Whadda they do on a game night without Gio?
Whadda they do when there is no star in sight?
Do they practice how to fight?
Where do they go when they can't go for a walk?
Do they sit at home and talk,
Or do they listen to BB's, "Aye, Aye, Aye!"?
Who will they boo on a game night without Gomez?
How can such a useless guy have a $weetheart deal?
Maybe the guys want a tender kiss, and yet,
How shittier can they get
When they're beneath Boucher's wet palm trees?
Whadda they do in La Ville est Hockey!
When the power play is drippy?
And whadda they do when the D is still murky
Call Big Bird in a hurry?
And whadda I do in Old Blogtoona
When the Anon posts ain't bright?
Well, this is what I do in stereo
On a game Previewed night!
But whadda they do when skies are dreary
Along Avenue des Canadiens?
And whadda they do with Sweet Louis
When the line-up is so screwy?
And whadda they do at CyberPresse
Where its dim and not too bright?
Yell, that's what we do in the comments
On a GoYouFricasseeingHabsGo night!
(scat)
That's All Fucks.
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Well, what did you expect in a free blog?
A happy ending?
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G Y F H G !

Let's get together and feel all right ~ One team!

2012-01-02T21:59:00.002-05:00

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G Y Fighting H G !

Fucking Gorgeous!

2012-01-01T17:56:00.001-05:00

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Signed. Sealed.
Fucking Delivered!

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G Y F H Gorges!

Whatd'I miss? ~ Welcome to 2012 4HFers!

2012-01-01T08:50:00.001-05:00

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G Y F 2012 H G !

Party like its 1976 ~ New Year's Eve Panthers Preview

2011-12-31T07:13:00.004-05:00

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Happy New Years
to all intentional 4HFers!
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heh, I typoed international and the spell CHecker replaced it with intentional. Best typo fix ever. Popping in to Preview tonight's exciting New Year's Eve tilt. Previews from rds, tsn, nhl, Jetshaters. Thanks for a FHF>4HFantastic 2011. All the best to you and yours in 2012. As always, Go You Fucking Habs Go! Drink heavily, kiss frenCHly and drive safely.

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G Y F H G !

Intent to blow? Ref swallows, his whistle. ~ Sexy Friday 12/30

2011-12-30T09:35:00.000-05:00

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Habs keep getting screwed but not 4HF Sexy Fridayers.

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Bite this.

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They're calling for rain, this is my kinda wet.

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Elvis also had a suspicious mind.

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Time to DoutZEN.

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Nice couCH Kate. SCHooCH over.

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Yellow refs? meh, yellow shorts!

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Nice to see you hang on to The End.

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G Y F H G !

RÇ heads to La Florida to play the Habs South ~ Tampa Preview 12/29

2011-12-29T09:31:00.004-05:00

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Like many snowbirds RÇ is taking his hot team south to enjoy some sun and hopefully some on ice fun. The arena should be packed with pasty white Québecois, even some blue-tinted péquistes to round out the pro-Habs crowd. Previews from tsn, nhl, rds, COTUers. Puck hits the ice at 7h30. Get your SP4hF and meet you in the comments.

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"I would have taken it a couple of games earlier but obviously a win's a win,
and it's the start of hopefully many more," RÇ said.
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Although there are likely many good eats in FLA,

click The Layover movie, enjoy it and send it to your friends.

I'm booked at Joe Beef (NTTIAAWT) for late January.

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Still hungry? This'll kill your appetite.

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This won't;

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G Y F H G !

V is for Victoire! ~ RÇ's flexible Habs win 6-2

2011-12-27T22:58:00.002-05:00

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G Y F H G !

Holiday meals, team meeting, now fucking win! ~ Habs vs. Sens Preview 12/27

2011-12-27T08:40:00.000-05:00

L to R, starting at the top (Josh, Cammy, Gio, Gomez, TFS™, PleXXXe, ostracized PFK)

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RÇ is setting a new table. Still lots of turkey leftovers from the pre-Xmas road trip? meh, make a CHasserole or at least make the lines roll. TFS™ to start. PFK & Lego back. Previews from tsn, nhl, rds, Habs&Senshaters. Puckdrops at 7:30 p.m., TSN-Habs, Sportsnet-East, RDS, TSN 990 Radio.

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Makin' turkey gumbo.

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Bande de dindes;

"Cunneyworth, qui a conclu son point de presse de lundi en prononçant les mots «merci beaucoup» 'en français'". Note they had to tell their readers that it was 'en français'. Sick fucks.

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A little leftover Doutzen, always delicious.

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The best hockey pic from 2011;

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Another hot pic;

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One from the beaCH folder;

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G Y F H G !

Go Canada Go ! ~ 12/26

2011-12-26T08:43:00.004-05:00

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Go Canada Go!

Happy Holidays ~ Joyeuses Fêtes to all 4HFers, Friends and Families ~ Have some 4HFun and play safe

2011-12-24T15:57:00.000-05:00