Jan 27, 2026

🚧 Bust this slump ! ~ Golden buckets ( W ) Noids ( ) 🚧

 

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126 comments:

  1. steve6:31 PM

    I am not going to give a flying fuck about this year. Yes making the playoffs would be a nice thing.
    Howver trading futures for a futial fling into playoff fortune would be not cooking.
    We have two potential superstars in the wings, let them stew. Do I need to remind you Buttman has them penciled to play in Atlanta. FOR THE SAKE OF I dont know what any more., maybe hedge Knights'which has a perfect GOT vibe and something with Heath Ledger. Stay the course, dont be the leaf. Thank you for your attention.

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  2. Smite the Kuh-niggits!

    GHG.

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  3. Who is in the nets tonight?

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  4. Anonymous8:17 PM

    CC30!

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  5. Whiskey for reals this time! #30

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  6. Whiskey for reals this time! #30

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  7. Anonymous8:21 PM

    I want CC to win the Rocket Richard trophy.

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  8. Anonymous8:34 PM

    Another phantom call.

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    1. Anonymous8:49 PM

      CC never fucking touched him.

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    2. Make-up calls... figure it's about time calls... just because calls...

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    3. Anonymous8:56 PM

      Maybe the 🤡 ref will apologize to CC.

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    4. Anonymous8:58 PM

      https://youtu.be/oc7LmlxET90

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  9. Anonymous9:01 PM

    Wow.

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  10. Anonymous9:05 PM

    I think the Olé is now becoming a taunt.

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  11. Anonymous9:29 PM

    Take the point …

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  12. Both goalies played tremendously tonight.

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  13. Still can't hold a leave.
    So many points thrown away.

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  14. Anonymous9:40 PM

    Eat shit refs !

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    1. Anonymous9:44 PM

      WTF !?

      Also, LOL !

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    2. On Darryl Sittler Night no less.
      Oh, the ignominy.

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  16. So long and good night you silly Vegas Kuhnnnnnnnnnnnniggets!

    I fart in your general direction!

    GYFHG!!

    (Thx, Doobie, you rocked)

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    1. Anonymous9:46 PM

      👍🏻

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    2. Anonymous9:46 PM

      Keep playing him please.

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    3. With four games before the break, it's his net right now. And frankly, I'd be happy to see him keep getting the starts until anything goes south.

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  17. Anonymous9:47 PM

    Man, did I put the effort in creating this thread !? 😜

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  18. Montreal, Boston and Buffalo all won tonight.
    Detroit, leaf and Ratfuckers all lost.
    All in all, a decent night.

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  19. How many games do the Habs win without either Hutson, Slaf or Nature showing up on the scoresheet? Pas beaucoup, for sure.

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    1. Anonymous10:00 PM

      True. All three didn’t have a great game tonight.

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  20. Anonymous10:27 PM

    sfu looking for answers.
    You and your team are pure shit. Pure.

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  21. CHester1:01 AM

    That's the hilarity of it all
    They are scratching their tiny little heads trying to figure out what is wrong
    It never crosses their small minds that their team is shit and going down the pooper faster than you can say armpit
    Hilarity running rampant in the 416
    Bless all of them those navel gazing swollen no minds
    Good luck leaf
    Ha ha not sorry
    Go Glorious Habs

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  22. steve5:50 AM

    Go you fucking Habs Go Whiskey is on fire

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    1. Every game is an Andrew Ference "glove was stuck" moment to Bill Guerin. Or should I call it a Willy?

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  23. Did anybody actually see a picture that showed CC's first goal was actually offside? The still they showed last night had 6 players between Caufield's skate and the puck, wherever it was.
    Alas, he was not going to be denied.

    After the game, I watched the end of the curling and thought, oh it's 11, I'll just catch the sportscentre highlites. They spent close to15 minutes circle jerking, hand wringing and discussing how the leafs can get into the playoffs. Then about 30 seconds on the Habs game. I know. I should know better.

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  24. Anonymous7:27 AM

    The leaf have won 19 consecutive offside coach’s challenges.

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  25. Anonymous7:29 AM

    https://archive.ph/LBPO8

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  26. Coach Berube pretty much nailed it in his post game comments.
    "All they want to do is score goals." That's it, nothing more."
    They don't want to defend.
    They don't want to play 200 feet.
    Some, if not most, of the SFU leaf blowers are running up the white flag.
    Real Kyper and Bourne should be epic this afternoon.
    Hilarious.
    I f_cking love it!

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  27. Anonymous11:05 AM

    The Habs have fired Éric Raymond as their goaltending coach.

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    1. 3 months late, but better late than never.
      Promoted the AHL guy, but I wonder if Price (who should officially be retiring when his contract expires) would consider the job. And would he be any good at it?
      I expect he's not interested, probably preferring to raise his kids out west. It's not like he needs the cash, with that Ford money coming in...on top of the $100m or so he earned in his career.
      Probably keep the AHL guy who's been with the club for quite a while, depending on how the rest of the season goes. It's a good tryout for him.

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    2. You hate to see anyone lose their job but they had to do something.
      The results weren't there.
      I said the same thing about Carey a few days ago.
      He said he's not ready to do the NHL grind again.
      Ford is paying him on top of his (last year) of salary.

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  28. I see Craig Berube lobotomized himself so he could deal with the media on their own level.

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  29. Panarin and Coleman being held out of their lineups until Olympic break.
    We know they are being traded.

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  30. Anonymous9:29 PM

    Panarin not worth it.
    Coleman interesting but maybe too expensive.
    In HuGo we trust.

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  31. Anonymous9:30 PM

    Also, KidG is running on fumes.
    Pure Habs heart.

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  32. Anonymous10:19 PM

    RDS says they fired a “Quebecois”. Come on, do better.

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    1. Do you think if we had the Nodiqs back, there would be less of this focus on the Habs regarding francophone players?

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    2. Anonymous8:50 AM

      Oui

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  33. At least the Habs haven't had 3 penalties on one shift like the Rags last night. Not yet at least.

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  34. I just came across this dumb thing TSN is doing called 'face of the franchise' where all of the, you know, "Experts" at TSN voted on which player best represents each team. They start off with The Rocket for the Habs. I think that's legit. A case could be made for Beliveau or Lafleur among others, but it's Maurice Richard for sure. They got that one right I think.

    Next is their leaf. I'm thinking gotta be Darryl Sittler right? Nope. The face of that franchise is...Wendel Clark.

    And I think that sums up the differences between these two franchises without uttering another word.

    I didn't care enough to watch further.

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  35. I saw that but didn't look at any of it. My reason being, who cares what tsn thinks? I would have to think McD would be the face of the Oilers now that wayne the traitor is a maga asshole.

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  36. The SFU is in an uproar. I watched Kyper and Bourne on YouTube last night, hilarious how they swing back and forth on a 'retool' or a burn it to the ground 'rebuild'. Same thing with the Overdrive clowns, there was a clip of them discussing that with Pronger. Oh the humanity!

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  37. Don't look now but I believe the Habs will be playing the NoDicks tonight.
    I'm sure the separatists will be drooling all over that team tonight.

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    1. Nationalism is not "all they got," but they don't know what they got when they're wilfully blind and being fed fantasy crap from cynical pols and media moguls egging them on.

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    2. I'd love to see a regular season 'home game' - the Avs vs the Habs played in Quebec City.
      Bettman of course would never allow it.

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    3. Anonymous10:33 AM

      Odds Lego, the Montreal hater, is at the game ?

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  38. At the 4 nations break last year, through 56 games the Habs had 55 points.
    Through 53 games this year, they have 65 points. I think it's fair to say they've lost 10 points from bad goaltending. And yes, good goaltending perhaps won them 10 points last year.
    They have 4 more games before the break. 5 of 8 points minimum is needed to increase separation from the wannabees. Like I said, I choose to give money to my friends tonight rather than watch the game, but hopefully they're tired and discombobulated after getting beat by the Sens. And they have to get a regulation win v Buffalo on Saturday. They swept that team 4-0 last season.

    GYMFHG.

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  39. Yeah, if they had had decent goaltending they would be contending with the Dolts for 1st overall in the division.
    Agreed 5 points would be really good, but I think the leaf and the ratfuckers are falling back regardless. Boston and Buffalo are a problem for sure.

    I will likely miss the first period at least, going out for dinner tonight with some family.

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  40. Montreal has a couple things going for them tonight --- 2nd of b2b obviously for Colorado --- plus, Habs get the backup goalie.
    Just don't let Brock Nelson score, please. He took Montreal's lunch money last time they played.

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  41. Anonymous3:08 PM

    SiM, did you get bounced at BlueSky ?

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    1. DNS issue - shoukd be resolved soon

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    2. Bsky thinks my handle is invalid right now but that's because I changed my scottinmontreal.ca domain from a US-based DNS provider to a Canadian one (whc.ca) and it might take some time for authentification to spill over.

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    3. Anonymous5:08 PM

      KMP

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    4. steve5:57 PM

      Dudes blue sky streams Heated Rivarly. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I am on X and lovin it. So many crazies and so many people making sense. Its Fallout for adults. Not to mention I get at least 3 porn notifications a day.

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  42. Anonymous3:09 PM

    You'll note I ain't changing the thread...

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  43. Anonymous5:29 PM

    For St. Pad
    https://archive.ph/bGpT8

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  44. Anonymous6:47 PM

    A lot of the RDSers are admitting to being nords fans. Including gag-non and cretin…

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  45. A ppg and a shortie. Pretty cool

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    1. Anonymous7:41 PM

      It’s in his DNS, er, DNA. 😜

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  46. Anonymous7:45 PM

    Brock nelson sounds like a character from the Flintstones.

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    1. Anonymous7:47 PM

      Looks like one too.

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  47. These new defense pairings are dandy.

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    1. Anonymous7:47 PM

      Rock solid. So far.

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  48. Anonymous8:22 PM

    Dobie !

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  49. Anonymous8:28 PM

    How’s bout dem refs

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  50. Manson is a fucking fuckwit

    No penalty huh?

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  51. Ghoul back on the bench!

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  52. Anonymous8:37 PM

    7s !

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  53. Anonymous8:39 PM

    Doc !

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  54. Hey, missed the first period, watched the second and it looked like Saint Patrick was in net for the Habs.
    Keep wearing those Nords jerseys...

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    1. Word is, Geoff has already put a call in to the league asking all 31 teams to wear these Nords jerseys when visiting Montreal.

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    1. And with 1 PPG, 1 SHG snd 1 Assist, I hereby dub that a Nick Suzuki hat-trick.

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    2. Anonymous9:44 PM

      👍🏻

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  56. Anonymous9:10 PM

    Noice!

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  57. Anonymous9:18 PM

    Slafbec !

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  58. Anonymous9:19 PM

    Now that is the time for the Olé !

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  59. Damn, can't believe I'm missing this game. Bright side I just won my first hand...

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  60. Pretty sweet to to hang a 7 spot on a powerhouse team.

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  61. Even though Doobie has given up 3, he's made a ton of big saves from what I've seen.
    Got to run with him until the break.

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  62. Anonymous9:38 PM

    Et voilà !

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  63. Probably some sad faces over at RDS.

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    1. Anonymous9:44 PM

      A few but the RDS contract with the Habs pays their salaries. Some of them are hypocrites.

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  64. Anonymous9:45 PM

    Not changing this thread anytime soon…

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  65. CHester10:08 PM

    Shoot
    Of all games to miss out on
    Well
    The nodicks got stuffed
    Sorry not sorry
    Too bad now take those shitty jerseys and fuck off
    Watching the sports-splooge replays and that no mind PBP person going on about how Goules shouldn't bang his head on mansons shoulder/elbow was like listening to a beaner broadcast
    Fucking muricants
    Anyway the effing spectacularness of things has the nodicks in a flaming crash and burn while the leaf has now lost five count'em five in a row
    Ha ha! It's a rudderless ship drifting around the armpit
    Do we fire the coach
    Do we fire the GM
    Do we fire the president
    WTF do we do??
    The more I read about the return value they expect back for all their nobodies the larger the hilarity
    I could be wrong but I think the unthinkable is settling in to the armpit
    Shit team
    Shit management
    No plan
    No prospects
    No ideas
    Sigh life is good
    Go Glorious Habs

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    1. Anonymous10:12 PM

      🔥

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    2. Anonymous10:20 PM

      Imagine if CHesty saw the game.

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  66. Anonymous10:19 PM

    I just love MSLs post game pressers.

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  67. Anonymous10:33 PM

    Gag-non is a slimy little fuck.

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    1. Anonymous11:26 PM

      He is nords séparatiste. He baited Dobie with sick péquiste vibes about the fired goalie coach. Tried to make it a two solitudes thing. Dobie responded well. Gag-non will be hugging his Lévesque blankie tonight.

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