After all this time, they finally found out how to make the leaf care? Just publicly embarrass the shit out of them for a couple of weeks. Fucking hilarious. You know what though, good for Mini Max for beating that fuckwad Goonass. Plus they got the 2 points, lessening their chances in the lottery. Well done.
Common sense dont make no sense no more. We are fetting the head chopper in Syria while on this day he is slaughering Christians in the street. Isreal understandably invades Lebannon where the missles are comming from, but when Russia does less they are eveil. There is no real overiding authourity left, and watch Game of Thrones again, because its comming to your living room in real time.
As Neil Young said, its one of the pleasures of my life. No AI could have predicted the absolute clusterfuck that is the Leaf with no real way forward. They can be like Chicago, and go nowhere forever.
ISWYDT - Ax looks like one of the Jacks (and I once wanted to call him one-eyed Jack, since it's pronounced JackEye). With his bro, does that make four of a kind?
Juraj, Guhle, you're my brothers Bergy picked me in 2020's fifth round I come from the land of the Dominator Knew pretty soon that time would tell You, telling me the ways you think you'll score on me I ain't blind and I don't think I'll let that be
Taking it to the Canes! Taking it to the BJs! Taking it to the Canes! (One more time) Taking it to the Bolts!
Take this message to my NHLPA brother You will find him everywhere Wherever refs manage games together Tied in Bettman's corrupted lair You, telling me the things you're gonna beat me I ain't blind and I don't think that's how it'll be
Taking it to the Canes! Taking it to the BJs! Taking it to the Canes! (One more time) Taking it to the Bolts!
Ooh I also just recently realized that AC/DC's "She's got the Jack" refers to contracting gonnoreah from a woman. Rather than the clap, Aussies refer to it as the jack.
Anti-chambre host luc bellemare can be sarcastic in moments but he continues to denigrate Habs players he doesn’t like and gives credence to scum like thérrien and gag-non.
Next 4 are against non-playoff teams. DO NOT LET UP! Do not play down to them. Keep your foot on the gas and on their necks. Make it 10 in a row. GYBMFHG. B=Beautiful
It will be interesting to see how the goalies are played, with a game every 2 days and the b2b vs the Devils on the weekend.
I was looking at schedules. The broons have only one fewer game remaining but still somehow have a 3 day break in the middle of their schedule.
Habs are 7-1 since losing those 2 home games vs the California teams, with a GAA of 1.75 in those games. They are averaging 3.6 goals for in those games. One 1 goal against per game the last 4. These are some pretty crazy stats at just the right time of year. Dobeš clearly thrives as the guy. For now there is no question that he is.
I saw a clip how the leaf guy (is it Petty?) mentioned how they didn't see teams like Buffalo and Montreal coming. Guess he wasn't paying attention to the Habs the past couple of years.
They should hire Wendel Clark and Doug Gilmour as their version of HuGo and put Mats Sundin behind the bench. It seriously couldn't be worse than what they've had for 60 years and would give the talking heads SO much to talk about for the next 2 years before they are all fired.
I saw that too, the Montreal/Buffalo train that caught and passed them comment. A few weeks ago Kyper and Bourne were discussing how their leaf can expect to compete when all the teams in their division are younger and better. The leaf are fucked. I read an article in La Presse this morning, the writer trashed Treliving, describing how he basically drove Calgary into the ground and did the exact same thing to the leaf. Ex-Hab Craig Conroy is doing a Habs-like rebuild out their, selling off old, expensive parts for prospects and picks, bringing in NCAA guys, they will rebound in about 2-3 years I figure.
Can I just say too, what a bunch of sore loser dirty pricks the Dolts are? Trash team, trash coach. And #86 is a fucking diving douchebag hence the 'doucherov' name tag.
The grift is incredible but, some people will lap that up. I'm older now and have no interest in any of that type of experience. I'm done going to NHL games, paying for over-priced tickets, being gouged for parking and concessions. I don't buy shirts or merchandise. I quit hockey cards about 15 years ago. I pay Bell for cable TV, that's it.
What I hate the most and its not Mr Molson fault is the crap t shirts. I have 6 Habs T shirts, the last one I bought a Whiskey 22 is cheap junk. My big TiTs t shirt is still spectacular. And its great for picking up girls:)
Watching the Sid Seixeiro podcast from today ... He says, and I believe him, "There is no plan. They are making it up as they go along. They are panicking and want to keep the team relevant as the new $$$$$$11B NHL rights at LeafNet kicks in next year."
Funny as hell, he said "how could Pelly not know about the Montreal Canadiens that snuck up on them ... there's literally a reality tv show about it called 'The Rebuild'. It was right there in front of you.
Jack Todd mentioned that even Steve Dangle said you know nothing about the NHL if you don't know that the Habs are a very good team.
Most of the leaf podcasters are shaking their collective heads at the ineptitude of the leaf heirarchy.
When you get to the top you are transparent. Its clear to me Keith Pelly is broken glass. At this moment Montreal gets to the Cup final. The Wifi Sheriff played 13 min last night , Hmmmm. Powerhorse is Super Powerhorse in the playoffs. Hmmmm. ANd we have a highly touted Rookie who might just slot in HMMMM. HMMMM HUMMMER HUMMER and not the GM crap type.
For tonight I'd like : Fla over beaners Sid's swimming birds over Dolts Turds over barfalo Jets over Stars (more Canadian teams the better) Dogfish over leaf (just because)
and of course : G Y F Glorious H G ! ! ! (A nod to CHester)
Fla over beaners ✅ Sid's swimming birds over Dolts ✅ Turds over barfalo (agree but overall can't hope for the Turds because of the MAGA Orc) Jets over Stars (more Canadian teams the better) ✅ Dogfish over leaf (just because) (I'm OK with the compost heap winning and reducing their chances at a top 5. I'm also fine with them losing.
I'll cheer for CBS for the final spot. Like to see Patty Roy's Isles hang onto their spot too.
Cob in net tonight. Kub backing up. It's what I figured. Kub will play Saturday and then have 2 days off before the Tuesday game. A couple of good extra days' rests are good.
Trying out some new short names for our Jac/Jaks. I don't think it'll stick.
I see Vic Rauter is finally retiring. Maybe Mudryk can move to curling full time and Dan Robertson can leave his Winnipeg exile and come back to be the Habs' PxP guy. A guy can dream.
I just reaquainted myself with what happened the last two games against the Rags. The blown lead and OT loss for Birdman surely left the lad with a bitter taste in his mouth. Bet they'll all be super motivated. GYFHGF7!
Dateline: Sat. March 28th, 2026, Caufield at 44G and I spot a shiny new #13 T in the local Wal-Mart. I figured why not. Dude in front of me at the cash wearing a Hans scarf was all the sign I needed from the Hockey Gods to affirm my decision. Worn it these four games since and he's scored in each of those games.
RoCH out 2-4 weeks with an upper body injury.
ReplyDeleteNow we know why Engstrom was called up.
Nice card trick with the two Jacks and the hidden Ace aka Lane.
Going to the Sea Dogs game tonight.
GYFHG!!
Hilarious seeing the leaf turn into tough yet tiny 1970s phylers
ReplyDeleteAfter all this time, they finally found out how to make the leaf care? Just publicly embarrass the shit out of them for a couple of weeks. Fucking hilarious. You know what though, good for Mini Max for beating that fuckwad Goonass. Plus they got the 2 points, lessening their chances in the lottery. Well done.
ReplyDeleteRest in peace Stephen Lewis. Great Canadian.
ReplyDeleteHe was a dude who always fought the good fight for human rights.
DeleteCommon sense dont make no sense no more. We are fetting the head chopper in Syria while on this day he is slaughering Christians in the street. Isreal understandably invades Lebannon where the missles are comming from, but when Russia does less they are eveil. There is no real overiding authourity left, and watch Game of Thrones again, because its comming to your living room in real time.
DeleteWho doesn’t love total sfu consterNation?
ReplyDeleteThese faceplanting fuckwads have all the answers.
As Neil Young said, its one of the pleasures of my life. No AI could have predicted the absolute clusterfuck that is the Leaf with no real way forward. They can be like Chicago, and go nowhere forever.
DeleteJon Stewart: Torts for Leafs GM!
Delete[Jon nods and brings his hand to his earpiece]
Jon: Er,... what's that?
The Golden Kuh-niggets?! You're sure?
Leaf Elimination Day will be like Easter this year...early!😂🤣
ReplyDeleteThe sfu will crucify them and they still won’t be resurrected.
DeleteLove the two Jackoubs bit, moe!
ReplyDeleteTogether they make alternating rungs of Jacob/Jakub's Ladder to 25
Thx. Came to me hearing renolavoy on tva francaphonify their names.
DeleteKudos to TheM for figuring out the Ace card.
Dobson too? Fuck off refs
ReplyDeleteSlaf!!!
ReplyDeleteSlafsquatCH!
ReplyDeleteAck.
ReplyDeletePlayoff vibe, including the refs.
ReplyDeleteJack Jack is also the baby in The Incredibles, who has all the superpowers IIRC.
ReplyDeleteBonne fête Slaf.
ReplyDeleteWow !
ReplyDelete#47
Whiskey!
ReplyDeleteWhiskey 47!!?
ReplyDeleteWhiskey 47!
ReplyDeleteHow bout dem refs
ReplyDeleteImmediately after the Habs goal.
DeleteAfter calling shit fuck all.
DeleteI got home in time to see CC's 47th after watching my Sea Dogs get beat up by the powerhouse Moncton Wildcats.
ReplyDeleteCash it !
ReplyDeleteDobes is jacked !
ReplyDeleteISWYDT - Ax looks like one of the Jacks (and I once wanted to call him one-eyed Jack, since it's pronounced JackEye). With his bro, does that make four of a kind?
DeleteHold em.
DeleteHi Lip from U.S. Shameless and babe with an ice cream cone.
ReplyDeleteYou know it's a talented team when Denis Savard gets poetic: "Quel mise-en-scène"
ReplyDeleteLol, *Marc Savard
DeleteMarc Denis Savard
DeleteHow bout dem refs
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ReplyDeleteProtecting a one-goal lead for a whole period. This is the kind of hockey Dano understands.
ReplyDeleteSans Chocula.
DeleteThey, also, have a good goalie.
ReplyDeleteThis is good hockey.
ReplyDeleteHow bout that ref
ReplyDeleteA cross-check to the buttocks huh? FU REFS
ReplyDeleteI'm watching the Dolts broadcast. They assure me it was a crosscheck.
DeleteThat Dolt went down easier than a 23 year old whiskey.
ReplyDeleteHow’s bout dem fucking refs
ReplyDeleteReviewing their own calls. Fucking scumbags.
ReplyDeleteFucking dirtbag bought and paid for buttman cheatin' refs
ReplyDeleteThey got that one right, evans and Raddysh, offsetting
ReplyDeleteAmazing they made it a 2 minute penalty!
ReplyDeletekutcherov was near death
DeleteDoucherov was near death and now he's back on the ice. It's a fucking miracle.
ReplyDeleteDamn, said the same
DeleteGreat minds...
DeleteBroons win
ReplyDeleteBuf win.
Turds lose.
Do the fucking math !
ReplyDeleteWoohoo! Maths!
ReplyDeleteMaths is fun!
ReplyDeleteFUCK YOU REFS!!
ReplyDeleteTimely Olés in the shithole state of Florida.
ReplyDeleteNature !
ReplyDeleteEat shit you scum refs.
Nature!
ReplyDeleteNaturally!
ReplyDeleteGeez, Cole finally out with an empty net and his buddy wouldn't pass it to him 😂
ReplyDeleteClassy team as always.
ReplyDelete92 on "La course au 100 points" for Nature. RDS enjoying this season muchly.
ReplyDeleteDeservedly so.
DeleteKeith Pelley watching this game …
ReplyDeleteRefs, as stupid as it gets.
ReplyDeleteSOGs are something. Dobes with more big save %.
ReplyDelete6 regulation wins in a row.
ReplyDelete6 straight wons, GYFHG!! DOOBIE my BROTHER. China Grove, Taking it to the Bolts, so many hits!
ReplyDeleteF U Tampon Bay Douchebags, you dirty poor loser fucks.
ReplyDeleteOn a roll baby, keep on keepin' on.
ReplyDeleteJuraj, Guhle, you're my brothers
ReplyDeleteBergy picked me in 2020's fifth round
I come from the land of the Dominator
Knew pretty soon that time would tell
You, telling me the ways you think you'll score on me
I ain't blind and I don't think I'll let that be
Taking it to the Canes!
Taking it to the BJs!
Taking it to the Canes! (One more time)
Taking it to the Bolts!
Take this message to my NHLPA brother
You will find him everywhere
Wherever refs manage games together
Tied in Bettman's corrupted lair
You, telling me the things you're gonna beat me
I ain't blind and I don't think that's how it'll be
Taking it to the Canes!
Taking it to the BJs!
Taking it to the Canes! (One more time)
Taking it to the Bolts!
* change things to ways in second verse
DeleteDoobie-ish !
DeleteAwesome!!!
Deletehttps://youtu.be/gh6BfGdffQw?si=Gs-x9BCk6ZkVRqvW
DeleteI’m jacked !
ReplyDeleteKabukiNation
ReplyDeletehttps://archive.ph/mj27f
FWIW, I ain’t done ripping these horrendous fucks, sfu and leaf.
DeleteOoh I also just recently realized that AC/DC's "She's got the Jack" refers to contracting gonnoreah from a woman. Rather than the clap, Aussies refer to it as the jack.
ReplyDeleteSo, no parody for that one...
Come on, you can do it !
Delete10 points clear of Sens and Wings now.
ReplyDeleteAnti-chambre host luc bellemare can be sarcastic in moments but he continues to denigrate Habs players he doesn’t like and gives credence to scum like thérrien and gag-non.
ReplyDeleteNiaiseurs en tout
DeleteThe leaf using ChatGPT to find executive hockey people is so 2026.
ReplyDeleteThey should call that guy Claude Anthropic.
doucherov -3
ReplyDeleteNature +3
Et voilà.
Next 4 are against non-playoff teams. DO NOT LET UP! Do not play down to them. Keep your foot on the gas and on their necks. Make it 10 in a row. GYBMFHG. B=Beautiful
ReplyDeleteIt will be interesting to see how the goalies are played, with a game every 2 days and the b2b vs the Devils on the weekend.
I was looking at schedules. The broons have only one fewer game remaining but still somehow have a 3 day break in the middle of their schedule.
I would bet Birdman gets the Rags then they split on the weekend.
DeleteHabs are 7-1 since losing those 2 home games vs the California teams, with a GAA of 1.75 in those games. They are averaging 3.6 goals for in those games. One 1 goal against per game the last 4.
ReplyDeleteThese are some pretty crazy stats at just the right time of year. Dobeš clearly thrives as the guy. For now there is no question that he is.
leaf fire Berube.
ReplyDeleteWhen will they fire Nachos?
DeleteI saw a clip how the leaf guy (is it Petty?) mentioned how they didn't see teams like Buffalo and Montreal coming. Guess he wasn't paying attention to the Habs the past couple of years.
ReplyDeleteThey should hire Wendel Clark and Doug Gilmour as their version of HuGo and put Mats Sundin behind the bench. It seriously couldn't be worse than what they've had for 60 years and would give the talking heads SO much to talk about for the next 2 years before they are all fired.
I saw that too, the Montreal/Buffalo train that caught and passed them comment.
DeleteA few weeks ago Kyper and Bourne were discussing how their leaf can expect to compete when all the teams in their division are younger and better.
The leaf are fucked.
I read an article in La Presse this morning, the writer trashed Treliving, describing how he basically drove Calgary into the ground and did the exact same thing to the leaf. Ex-Hab Craig Conroy is doing a Habs-like rebuild out their, selling off old, expensive parts for prospects and picks, bringing in NCAA guys, they will rebound in about 2-3 years I figure.
Can I just say too, what a bunch of sore loser dirty pricks the Dolts are?
ReplyDeleteTrash team, trash coach.
And #86 is a fucking diving douchebag hence the 'doucherov' name tag.
I hope Geoff Molson doesn't read this ...
ReplyDeletehttps://archive.ph/iesTc
The grift is incredible but, some people will lap that up.
DeleteI'm older now and have no interest in any of that type of experience.
I'm done going to NHL games, paying for over-priced tickets, being gouged for parking and concessions.
I don't buy shirts or merchandise.
I quit hockey cards about 15 years ago.
I pay Bell for cable TV, that's it.
What I hate the most and its not Mr Molson fault is the crap t shirts. I have 6 Habs T shirts, the last one I bought a Whiskey 22 is cheap junk. My big TiTs t shirt is still spectacular. And its great for picking up girls:)
Deletemirtle tears are the best tears ...
ReplyDeletehttps://archive.ph/k0BCd
Todd piles on …
ReplyDeletehttps://montrealgazette.com/sports/hockey/montreal-canadiens/todd-clueless-leafs-blinded-by-headlight-of-canadiens-playoff-train/
Spectacular.
DeleteMaybe the leaf should hire members of the sfu to run, manage and coach them. 🤡 s
ReplyDeleteWatching the Sid Seixeiro podcast from today ... He says, and I believe him, "There is no plan. They are making it up as they go along. They are panicking and want to keep the team relevant as the new $$$$$$11B NHL rights at LeafNet kicks in next year."
ReplyDeleteFunny as hell, he said "how could Pelly not know about the Montreal Canadiens that snuck up on them ... there's literally a reality tv show about it called 'The Rebuild'. It was right there in front of you.
DeleteJack Todd mentioned that even Steve Dangle said you know nothing about the NHL if you don't know that the Habs are a very good team.
Most of the leaf podcasters are shaking their collective heads at the ineptitude of the leaf heirarchy.
The sfu deserves their team.
DeleteThere’s dozens of them, including self-titled insiders.
Best fucking 🤡 show, still going strong for nearly 60 years.
When you get to the top you are transparent. Its clear to me Keith Pelly is broken glass. At this moment Montreal gets to the Cup final. The Wifi Sheriff played 13 min last night , Hmmmm. Powerhorse is Super Powerhorse in the playoffs. Hmmmm. ANd we have a highly touted Rookie who might just slot in HMMMM. HMMMM HUMMMER HUMMER and not the GM crap type.
ReplyDeleteThe Dangle vid is actually worth a watch. Love watching that guy trashing his own.
ReplyDeleteFor tonight I'd like :
ReplyDeleteFla over beaners
Sid's swimming birds over Dolts
Turds over barfalo
Jets over Stars (more Canadian teams the better)
Dogfish over leaf (just because)
and of course : G Y F Glorious H G ! ! ! (A nod to CHester)
Fla over beaners ✅
DeleteSid's swimming birds over Dolts ✅
Turds over barfalo (agree but overall can't hope for the Turds because of the MAGA Orc)
Jets over Stars (more Canadian teams the better) ✅
Dogfish over leaf (just because) (I'm OK with the compost heap winning and reducing their chances at a top 5. I'm also fine with them losing.
I'll cheer for CBS for the final spot. Like to see Patty Roy's Isles hang onto their spot too.
Cob in net tonight. Kub backing up.
ReplyDeleteIt's what I figured. Kub will play Saturday and then have 2 days off before the Tuesday game. A couple of good extra days' rests are good.
Trying out some new short names for our Jac/Jaks. I don't think it'll stick.
JD / JF
DeleteI still like Doobie and Birdman.
Delete👍🏻
DeleteThey're both so young, like Wolf Cubs,... Kubkar races,... Akala we'll do our best.
DeleteI see Vic Rauter is finally retiring. Maybe Mudryk can move to curling full time and Dan Robertson can leave his Winnipeg exile and come back to be the Habs' PxP guy. A guy can dream.
ReplyDeleteAnd if we could only do something about Galley...
Even Victor Findley the radio guy would be preferrable to Mudrake.
DeleteGawley is a curse that won't be lifted any time soon.
I just reaquainted myself with what happened the last two games against the Rags. The blown lead and OT loss for Birdman surely left the lad with a bitter taste in his mouth. Bet they'll all be super motivated. GYFHGF7!
ReplyDeleteLike renolavoy, RDS’ crétin franco pronounces Jacob Fowler’s name as Ja co be. Fuck off.
ReplyDeleteHe's no Pierre Houde
DeleteHabs high sticks are always double minors now I see.
ReplyDeleteGreat PK
DeleteCash it !
ReplyDeleteGood (enough) kill!
ReplyDeleteNow cash it!
Strangd how Lep and Dano look like they have no clue what the other is thinking in the o-zone.
ReplyDeleteMaths is scary!
ReplyDeleteGee I’m a tree. Play big.
DeleteTJ!!!
ReplyDeleteTJ! The killick's claw!
ReplyDeleteWhiskey 48!
ReplyDeleteNature 92 too
Delete93 I think, no?
DeleteI stand corrected
Delete48!
ReplyDeletePoints all around !
ReplyDeleteDateline: Sat. March 28th, 2026, Caufield at 44G and I spot a shiny new #13 T in the local Wal-Mart. I figured why not. Dude in front of me at the cash wearing a Hans scarf was all the sign I needed from the Hockey Gods to affirm my decision. Worn it these four games since and he's scored in each of those games.
ReplyDelete*Habs scarf, of course. And that's a true story btw
DeleteNoice !
DeleteBird = word
ReplyDeleteIn command, I order 2 more whiskey
ReplyDelete12 goals in March for Whiskey. Last Hab to do that was the Flower in 1976.
ReplyDeleteNeed to enjoy these final few games on RDS before the playoffs.
ReplyDeleteBeaners loosing
ReplyDeletePraise the lord
GGH
Guyyllee made contact with Birdman but just as the puck was crossing the goal line.
ReplyDelete49!!!!
ReplyDelete49 !!
ReplyDeleteHoly weekend FUCK, Whiskey² 49!!
ReplyDeleteNature 94 too
Delete49!
ReplyDeleteVictoire !
ReplyDeleteLucky 7s, good in the faceoff circle, 7 in a row.
ReplyDeleteHuge win! 7 straight regulation wins, best since Nov. 2016..
ReplyDeleteWhiskey ... another go ahead goal, another winning goal. Suck it sfu.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely bringing back this fave pic for the new thread.
ReplyDeletehttps://a.1stdibscdn.com/terry-oneill-photography-raquel-welch-on-the-cross-signed-lifetime-edition-for-sale/a_18122/a_97429221645681456544/RW032_master.jpg
That'll help with looking on the bright side of life!
Delete👍🏻
DeleteTurds handled BUF.
ReplyDeleteOnly 2 back.
All these breaking and tying team records that have stood for not one but two generations! This is starting to get ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm here for it. GYBFHG!!
And broons lose.
ReplyDeleteGood news all around except the Dolts winning.
12th GWG this season for Whiskey.
ReplyDeleteI like the bigger gap with the beaners, they were too close for comfort.
ReplyDeleteThe CH is ten points clear of anybody who could push them out of a playoff spot with less than two weeks to go.
ReplyDeleteMath is not so scary.
DeleteLED !
ReplyDeleteYou get into the playoff with enough D men and anything is possible - Future President of Leaf
ReplyDeletehttps://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.com/2026/04/rise-up-swidt-devils.html
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