Apr 23, 2026

‘Fuck me. This is gonna be insane.’ ~ Cole Caufield

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Fuck off twerp
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G Y F P H G !


87 comments:

  1. It'd be hilarious if a bunch of fans showed up tonight wearing Habs jerseys with Brewers caps.

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  2. That was a very well written story by Mr. CC aka Whiskey.
    I'm familiar with the hockey road trips. That story brought back some memories.

    Off topic, I wasn't upset with Kirby Dach over the winning goal last Tuesday.
    I couldn't understand why fans were so upset, I was more than happy to get the split in Tampa.
    Last night during the intermission they showed the replay of Douchebagerov setting a pick on Kirby, slowing him down just enough so he couldn't get to Mosher.
    David Savard wrote a good piece about it in La Presse.
    I'm not ready to write this kid off just yet, maybe Hughes does trade him in the off season, but it will only be because it makes the Habs better.
    I know one thing, Veleno won't change anything, maybe Old KidG would but he's not replacing Kirby.

    Go Habs Go! Light those fuckers up tonight, let's go Whiskey, Nature and SlafSquatch, show them who's boss!!

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    1. Regarding the CC first-person story I posted in the last thread, it has vome to my attention that the source website has a history of publishing ghost-written PR pieces - maybe even leaning on AI composition. Fun read all the same, and presumably green-lighted by oir Whiskey (at least I haven't seen him disavow it yet).

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    1. Anonymous1:22 PM

      Girl next door gorgeous with a sweet and raunchy voice.

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  4. I'd like to see somebody beat the snot out of that hagel punk.

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  5. Anonymous2:28 PM

    Learn your Hab history.

    https://www.habseyesontheprize.com/what-are-habs-anyway-montreal-canadiens-nickname-origin-les-habitants-history/

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  6. Play hard. But not over the line. If they set that Sabourin goon on our stars, sick Arber on him. Otherwise just keep taking the PPs that he's bound to offer us.

    I said it in the moment it was a terrible decision to ice the puck. And even with the interference, he could've taken a better line to Moser.

    Hell he could shoot the puck in his own net. Nothing is worth being personally attacked. Social media is a fucking parriah on our society and a big reason the world is in the state it is in.

    I'm fine if MSL gives Dach a shot at redemption. He might do it to not let the Dolts think the negative press has impacted decisions. Or he might sit him to save him the wrath of the small minority of idiots that call themselves Habs fans. If he plays I hope he gets some good cheers and more importantly, has a positive impact on the game.
    He has the build to be another Josh Anderson, even if he isn't going to be the player HuGo hoped he would be when they gave up Romanov (and Nazar) to get him.

    Whatever happens, JFW.

    GYMFHG!!!!

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  7. Anonymous3:44 PM

    "It's an unbelievable experience, I was happy to live it last year. Just to be part of it, to be behind
    this group, is unbelievable." "Just the magnitude of this market. Being front and centre, being part of it, it's not something I take for granted. I try to earn that everyday. There's nothing like being behind the bench of the Montreal Canadiens. You magnify that with
    the playoffs and it's pretty cool." ~ MSL

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  8. Anonymous3:44 PM

    The city will be off the CHarts crazy good this weekend.

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  9. Mrs. TheM is taking me out on a date tonight to a comedy show.
    Bad timing I know but she is worth it.
    I have everything set to record, even if it goes to OT but I hope the Habs end it in regulation.
    I expect Nature, CC and Slaf will put in a big effort tonight, especially the little Badger.
    Good luck to us all tonight mes amis.
    G Y F H G ! ! !

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    1. Have fun! She's a keeper for sure.
      Hopefully your last laugh of the night is watching Dobes' first playoff shutout with a 3-0 win.

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  10. So my concern is Lep...I know that he's given his life to the Habs and that his hands are shot but his heart is still so strong and he does have the skills to wind up the dicks on the Tampa bench. I think he's earned the right for one more ride and game 3 is when he can make the biggest impact. So that's my feelings.

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    1. I'm with you. I think Lep deserves a shot and his leadership will be of particular value.

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  11. CHester5:14 PM

    CHester is old enough to remember Mr. Bill.
    Hilarity.
    I'm starting to tingle, I think its time to start the sedation process.
    Several years of no playoffs gave my system a break, by the end of our 93 run after 10 OT games CHester was a mess. So those feelings are coming back, bless us all.
    So.
    Time to buckle up and power thru these effin dolts.
    GGH

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  12. Hope DarCH vader gets a hattie. Go you fucking Habs Go. I also remember Mr Bill, todays UTES would not get it.

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  13. Anonymous6:30 PM

    POS-gag-non predicts the dolts score the first two goals, says yes the Habs will be intimidated because hagel said so and gourde is a quebecois, so there’s that.

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  14. Anonymous7:08 PM

    Heh, game on the amateurish tva and the Bell Centre pre-game big screen highlights are all RDS with Pierre Houde.

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    1. Anonymous7:12 PM

      leafnet did not show the pre game fun.

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  15. Anonymous7:08 PM

    Roadrunner with the torch !

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    1. Tex, I just wanted the historical record to acknowedgle I was accountable

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  17. Anonymous7:23 PM

    Yeah baby !

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  18. Anonymous7:33 PM

    Dive

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  19. Kucherov getting his penalty out of the way. Now he's free to do as he likes the rest of the game.

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  20. TB getting away with a lot of shit that should be called. Refs not giving me confidence.

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  21. Anonymous7:51 PM

    Dive

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  22. I am watching a stream on Bell Fiber I paid for. It is a golden stream, the best I have ever seen. But the audio makes me feel like a Jew who has to watch a holocust denial commentary. Simplton makes me want to put on the shooting headphones, and the panel has me filling out human rights denial forms. OMG, can we not do fucking better. Plus buttman calls comming out of the woodwork, go habs go

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    1. hahahahhahahahha! that is the filthiest summary ever posted to this board!
      (u not cheering for a philthy rematch for us are u?)

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  23. Anonymous8:35 PM

    Yeah baby

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    1. He must've read Jack Todd's Bluesky reply to me earlier today. "I knew Rocket Richard. Kirby Dach, you're no Rocket Richard."

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  25. Anonymous8:35 PM

    Dr. !

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  26. I imagine all the idiots that attacked him are cheering now and will issue a public apology.

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  27. Anonymous8:43 PM

    Too many passes.

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  28. [Ed Grimley voice]: Well this is another fun game I mussay

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  29. They are not going to let Caufield shoot from his spot. So there must be prime spots available. They just need to figure out where that is and how to get it there.

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  30. CHester9:23 PM

    You know
    You have to bury a breakaway in the playoffs
    Just have to FFS
    GGH

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    1. Whiskey's been sour all night. Like his head's messed up

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  31. I heard a few seconds of Angine de Poitrine there, going into the break. Insta Quebec pride

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  32. How many exploding sticks? Gonna be costly at some point. I don't see Dolts sticks breaking every other shift.

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  33. Anonymous9:45 PM

    Cooper playing his insane play in the final minutes. Makes sense.

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  34. All that BS should've reslted in a Pp for the Habs but...

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  35. With under 10 minutes of ice time, AX has an assist, is +2, 2 shots and 6 hits.
    And Lane and Math are up at 26 and 24 minutes. Seems AX could handle a few more shifts, though he made me nervous on his last one.
    Strobe has even less ice time.

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    1. His phsysical presence is becoming BigBird-like (sans the point production, but regardless) I'm here for it. Time for some celebratory guitar playing.

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    2. totally agree! the sherrif is playing exactly the way he contributes best and STILL, the coach doesnt have the confidence to give him the ice time he deserves. him and stubble have more than proven their worth fighting for that last spot. even when he is fully fit and ready to return, ill be glad to see that big pussy stapled to the bench until somebody in these six has a seriously bad stretch

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  36. Anonymous10:11 PM

    Yeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh !

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  37. Courtesy of The Hutson Bay Co.

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  38. Anonymous10:19 PM

    I love this team.

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  39. This was a well played game.
    Keep it up on Sunday.
    Go you beautiful MFers Go!

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  40. 90 mph slapper from the kid that is too small to play defence.

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  41. Anonymous10:27 PM

    Playoff hockey.
    Fucked up refs.
    Cooper’s goons.
    Eat it.

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    1. C'est si bon - so damn good. Team chemistry off the CHarts, the way everyone rallied behinf DaCH and how beautifully he responded to the team luv. GYBFHG!

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  42. Anonymous10:34 PM

    norman flynn is a creepy creep

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  43. Anonymous10:37 PM

    MSL knows what he is doing.

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  44. You know how many complaints I'm harbouring against Dobeš, my Doobie bro? None my friends, none at all. That's top-notCH playoff goalietenderinging, I say.

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    1. Anonymous10:53 PM

      The Dobes abides.

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    2. 4/20 was four days ago, lol

      The rug made the room

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  45. Anonymous12:25 PM

    How many times have you rewatched Hutson’s goal ? !

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    1. More than 10, several differant angles. Recency bias, this is the best playoff series ever. Go you fucking Habs Go.

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    2. My recordings were effed up from last night and it took me forever to see it.
      I had to go to the YouTube highlights, so a couple times so far.
      I'll watch it a few more.
      The Bell Centre went ballistic, it was crazy loud.
      Tranna can pretend their fans are loud but anybody with ears and half a brain know better.
      GHG!

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  46. CHester5:22 PM

    So where I live there is no television unless you sign with the hated bell Canada
    I refuse to pay to stream tva so my only option was to sign up and pay for sportsnet
    So this is my first experience with English sports splooge as I am an RDS M. Houde guy
    I haven't watched don mclame in years ever since the national embarrassment was part of this cluster fuck
    So these people get paid to do this....
    Hahahurdy the bottom lip that talks like a man and that bieskesa moran are the nhl experts? At least they had a woman there for one of these games so you didn't have to look at those other three.
    But what makes me throw up a bit in my mouth is the constant blow jay commercials with that fucking asshole with the selfie stick
    Over and over Jebus give us a break
    But the worst is that guy doing the "colour" for the broadcast
    My wife's cat says more interesting things than that no mind
    Anyway all of this and no M. Houde just increases my sedation quantities which leads to morning after introspection and reduced activity level
    I had forgotten my Give A Fuck level during the playoffs so I'm playing catch-up here my beer and liquor stock is dangerously low and must be addressed ASAP
    Many many things to take care of here
    Anyway
    My highlite last nite was watching doucherov bang his head on the boards after missing a check
    Hopefully that pos is damaged and gets sent back to wherever he came from never to return
    Anyway bottom line is that Montreal knows how to hockey
    We're back baybee!
    Lock up your daughters and batten the hatches whatever that means cause were comin for our Cup and the rest of you can just get the fuck out of the way
    Ya
    GGH

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    1. Anonymous5:41 PM

      💯 🔥 👊🏼

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    2. Excellent rant CHester.
      Sadly, I pay Bell Canada for my TV/internet package, the only other choice is Rogers and that is like cutting a deal with Satan, which I will never do. Besides, we have designated our oldest son to deal with these wretched people. He gets us agood deal because he once worked in the telecom industry many years ago.
      As for sedation, I can't drink beer anymore as it is a trigger for gout. However, I can have a scotch on the rocks during the game and that's my limit nowadays anyway.
      It was funny to see douchebagerov give himself a concussion on the missed it. The panel you mentioned were discussing whether 'the douche' should have gotten a taunting penalty for his actions towards Dobes after the second dolts goal.
      I read that after Hutson got the OT winner, Dobes skated to the Tampa bench immediately after to tell 'the douche' something but Strobe skated over to intercept Doobie to keep things calm. I like the fire in that kid's belly. Maybe he will channel Billy Smith and start whacking ankles in front of his crease.
      All this showboating by the dolts only shows that the Coop is out of ideas on how to deal with the younger, faster, more talented Habs.
      Buckle up folks, they're just getting started.

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  47. It looks like the turds will be gone in 4 straight.
    I wouldn't be surprised to see their maga captain ask to be traded back to trumpland.
    If so, good riddance.

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    1. I had them in 7.
      So I'm 0-1.

      Though...they have a glimmer...

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    2. ...and now it's over.

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  48. Buh bye Sens...fuck you

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  49. So long, Senaturds. Well done, Canes

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  50. CHester6:18 PM

    What is it with the afternoon games in ottawa?
    It's like they're not allowed out at night
    And agree on the orc
    Send that creature back to Mordor where he belongs and take that stiffel diver fuck with it
    So much work to do for that aulander guy
    Ontario can't hockey
    It's clear
    GGH

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  51. The Florida ratfuckers would probably trade a boatload for the Orc.

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  52. CHester10:14 AM

    So I'm heartened by the positive articles written about The Ax Man.
    So happy that he is finally getting some positive feedback.
    His is a more complicated world than others due to his face punching jocularity.
    His line to walk is finer than others and he is up to the task.
    Onward yippe kayayy motherfucker
    GGH

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  53. second all the Turds, Orcs and Sheriff comments and keep it going DarCH Vader.

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  54. My friend says download the Kodi app to a smart stick or android box.
    Search for best kodi builds my friend loves Diggz Xenon. Follow the instructions and your all set, the build takes care of all the stuff you used to have to do. go to the loop and watch any sporting you want.
    Other than that there is onhockey.TV but you need a adblock which you cant install on a tv so you need to hook it up to a Widows or Mac.

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  55. Anonymous1:00 PM

    https://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.com/2026/04/yutes-will-be-served-game-3.html

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