~ ~ ~
(Sung to the tune of Hotel California. Apologies to the Eagles)
On a flight home from Buffalo
An eighth win in the bank
Rank smells from the equipment bags
To remind them of how Game 6 stank
Up ahead on the schedule
They saw an upcoming flight
Their play had steadied
Having fought hard to win
They had to brace for the next fight
There it lay 'midst the hog farms
And a million cowbells
And they were thinking to themselves,
This could be heaven or this could be hell
Then Marty lit up the torCH and he showed them the way
Those Forum ghosts have still got their backs
And you can hear them say:
"You're goin' south to North Carolina
Aaron Ward lives here
He might buy you a beer
Playing Round 3 down in North Carolina
Such a whale of a place
Such a tragic (coach's) face"
Their game is Brind-Amour twisted
Their fans make lots of noise
They got a lot of pretty flashy players
But none to match Suzuki's points
They got a pretty good goalkeep
But his team don't go deep
Canes can win a couple rounds every year
But they can never win three
Recall the Habs' '06 captain
Who'd beaten back cancer like a giant
Then Williams took out Saku's eye
Never fully regained his sight
And still those Forum ghosts calling from far away
Wake these Canes up in the middle of the night
Cuz this is the CH's day
Goin' south now to North Carolina
Justin Williams beware
An eye for an eye I swear
Xhekaj is comin' for you down in North Carolina
Such a whale of a place
Such a tragic (coach's) face
A kid named Sebastien Aho
Took Bergy's offer sheet
He wanted to become a Hab
But the Canes owner, he was piqued
So he matched the Habs' offer
Said: "Kid, you're my property"
"You can sign Bergy's offer sheet
But you can never leave"
A kid named Kotkaniemi
Thought 6 mill sounded nice
And he found: "We are all just prisoners here
Upon our agents' advice"
And in Brind-Amour's chambers
They haven't played in two weeks
They shoot the puck from every corner of the ice
But they still can't win the East
Fuck this league.
ReplyDeleteRank reffing tonight.
Gotta give buttman's southern welfare teams every advantage.
DeleteYeah, they would think like that. But with only four teams you'd think the most experienced officials would get slotted in. But this is the NHL so...
DeleteBTW - love that bagel tower with a sesame sead for every player, lol
And thanks for the shout-out, moeman.
🤡 s flinging 💩 into the fan.
DeleteLooks like Kap stays in and Strobe is drawing in for AX.
ReplyDeleteNot sure what AX has to do to keep Marty's trust. I guess he thinks the toughness isn't required vs the Whale.
I thought it would be a good time to throw OldKidG in if anybody needed another couple of days to heal any ailments (I'm looking at Slaf). Put Demi on the top line.
But in MSL we must trust. He's got them further than any of the clowns predicted.
GHMF3RHG!!!
The first H is for H'you...yeah...it wasn't a typo at all.
DeleteMe thinks the Shierff toke a shot and cant plant anything.
DeleteGYFR3PHG!
ReplyDeleteThis is getting more crazy to nail down than LBGTQ2+ or whatever it is this month. My poor wee brain is working hard.
Why not just say QWERTY
DeleteSome good (if actually irrelevant) historical stats:
ReplyDeleteSince 2000, teams coming off a 7 game playoff win vs a team coming off a sweep are 7-1 in the series.
Since their 2006 cup win*, the Canes are 1-16 in the conference finals. One and mutherfucking sixteen! 3 sweeps and a 1-4! That is horrendous. You can't tell me that isn't sitting at the back of their minds.
Fuck these guys...but I'd love to see them don the Whalers outfit for a game.
fcuk that! new teams wearing the colours of the city they stole doesnt sit well with me. if u wanna steal somebody's team, afaic.... purge your roster and start anew as an expansion team with an expansion draft. ask quebec and hartford how they feel. DONT ASK: minnesota or colorado
Deleteand as for the whalers uniform: fcuk that also! last (best) memory i have of them is me disrespecting them, but behind mike liut, they took us to gm7 (OT) and cockily, i was never worried.
Great Parody of a great song. "You're goin' south to North Carolina
ReplyDeleteAaron Ward lives here
He might buy you a beer or punCH you in the face
The Sheiff line made me think of OhIo
4 won in Buffalo
cup seekers and Xjai comming
4 won in Bufffalo
That's good!
Delete8 o fucking clock, what the fuck Buttman. I need this over in 8 games, then the parade.
ReplyDeleteJackson Blake was selected 109th overall in the 2021 NHL Draft. He was chosen in the fourth round by the Carolina Hurricanes
ReplyDeleteThat was a great pick but just think what they would be with the Kokimoko picks added in,
DeleteJacob Dobes was drafted 136th overall in the 5th round.
Deletetoche M
DeleteGreat parody as always. Another classic! Habs can beat the canes.. they need to want it bad enough and play with that urgency from pick drop. As always...JFW! GYFHG!
ReplyDeleteHonours go to SiM.
DeletePlay with the passion of Saku !
My wife is dealing with her Mother in the hospital so I am left to my own devices. Why are all my devices devices? Pre game meal, steak on the barbie with boil in bag brussel sprouts with cheese. I can last til overtime, go habs go.
ReplyDeleteGood dammit the engine light just came on, and its still almost an hour to game time.
ReplyDeleteCup seekers and Jackeye comming
ReplyDeleteWe're finally primed to win
This spring I hear the drumming
Four win in Buffalo
Gotta get down to it, refs are cutting us down
Should have been here long ago
What if you knew her and found her dead on the ground
How not hope when you know?
Ole Ole Ole Ole
Ole Ole Ole Ole
Ole Ole Ole Ole
Gotta get down to it, buttman phoneing around
He should have been gone long ago
What if you get CTC and lie their dead on the ground
How can you run when you know?
Bean counter and buttman comming
We're finally on our own
This spring I hear the drumming
Four wins in Buffalo
Four wins in Buffalo (four)
Four wins in Buffalo (I said four, I said four)
Four wins in Buffalo (how many more?)
Four dead in Ohio (why?)
Four dead in Ohio (I said why)
Four dead in Ohio (why, Lord?)
Four dead in Ohio (why did they die?)
Four dead in Ohio (I said why)
Four dead in Ohio (why?)
Four dead in Ohio (yeah, why?)
Four dead in Ohio (please tell me why)
Four dead in Ohio (why?)
Four dead in Ohio (I wanna know)
Four dead in Ohio (why?)
Four dead in Ohio (why did they died)
Four dead in Ohio (you tell me why)
Four dead in Ohio (why?)
Four dead in Ohio (why?)
Four dead in Ohio (why?)
Four dead in Ohio (why?)
Four dead in Ohio (why?)
Four dead in Ohio
Funny Steve.
DeleteKid's got talent
DeleteKidz! ECF! I am so freaking out, I may go back to the meth
ReplyDelete29 its our destiny and to nite we get to see it for real. The pros say we dont belong here, but but but here we are, we are here, we are real and we are not going home without some kinda real big struggle. Yeah thats a Roger Daltlry Yeah
DeleteOf course I kid. No meth on game nights. I need to stay fresh.
ReplyDeleteSo it's a mix of uppers and whiskey
ReplyDeleteFélicitations à la Victoire !!! Thx moe for that poster in the post. MPP is the goddess of hockey. On one leg wins playoff MVP
ReplyDeleteScott IM - killing it, well done there, I see you
ReplyDeleteThank yins kindly, 29
DeleteJake Allen not terrible sitting at the SN desk. Not great, but not terrible. If he could raise his voice a bit he could bump Rude-y out of there permanently. Of course Kelly looks like he has a few pounds, might not be easy to bump
ReplyDeletebtw if I hear the phrase rest vs rust one more time I will go back to the big hits of meth
ReplyDeleteexcellent observation.
Deletegm2 just finished. i need some meth
Gotta rearange the furniture before puck drop, I put my recliner about 10 feet from the screen and its all encompassing,. I will go with music instead of Simpleton as well.
ReplyDeleteCC !
ReplyDeleteWhiskey!
ReplyDeleteDano !
ReplyDeleteDano!
ReplyDeleteFunny to see that dude in the gCHuk sweater celebrating...
ReplyDeletetell us more. i missed that.
DeleteTex-Yay!
ReplyDeleteSex-Tex
ReplyDeleteHa Ha Andersen you suck.
ReplyDeleteAnother former leaf failure.
DeleteUh-oh, a 3-1 lead in the 1st. That's triggering.
ReplyDeleteLike, "keep your stick on the ice Maths" triggrring
DeleteCHill maestro SiM. Re-read your parody.
DeleteRust always sleeps.
ReplyDeletei get that reference :)
DeleteMais oui !
DeleteDemiDieu!
ReplyDeleteGod !
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha....
ReplyDeleteEat shit pundits.
Here we go ... game management, a call went out to buttman.
ReplyDeleteMais oui …
DeleteFucking hillbillies...
ReplyDeleteHee haw
Deleteman these uppers are really working
ReplyDeleteThe math of meth !
Deleteall I get me is satisfaction
ReplyDeletethough I abide and I abide and a I abide and Abide
Just satistfaction
What a great fucking time to lose my service!🤬
ReplyDeleteJust got it back. Had a buddy texting me updates making me angrier.
Unbelievable.
ReplyDeleteClank!
In the net the other way.
Great team response to nullify the momentum shift after that 2nd Canes goal.
ReplyDeleteThe faux whalers are going to push.
ReplyDeleteTake advantage of their mistakes but don't sit back.
Play smart hockey.
SlafsquatCH!
ReplyDeleteYeehahaha
ReplyDeleteIn 47 minutes, the Habs have scored as many goals against Andersen and the Hurricanes as the Sens and PHlyers were able to muster over 8 full games of playoff hockey.
ReplyDeleteThat shut those hillbillies up.
ReplyDeleteHee haw!!
Slaf is back baby !
ReplyDeleteNow THAT is the LastSlaf!
ReplyDeleteThe Canes look like they've just realized they are not in Kansas anymore. Like the Sabres looked at the end of g2. GYFR3PHG!!!
ReplyDeleteEat shit dundun
ReplyDeleteSay it again !
ReplyDeleteEat shit sfu.
ReplyDeleteIdk how that happens.
ReplyDeleteMeth
ReplyDeleteNot sure I have seen gag-non’s predickshun
ReplyDeleteAwright, now for the Late Show goodbye.
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ReplyDeleteParodies aren’t jinxes
ReplyDeleteTone set successful
ReplyDeleteAnyone notice the two goal scorers for The WhalerCanes both had names of former Habs? jarvis and Robinson.
ReplyDeleteIcing on the cake
DeleteWell peeps
ReplyDeleteThat's how that's done
For every punch there is a counter punch
If the whalercanes send in three to forcheck we will get breakaways
If they clog up the walls the middle is open
They couldnt beat us in the regular season and they won't take this series
They are like dogs on a bone which is not really a system more a state of panic
Stay calm and carry on
And
In Doobie we have faith
GGH
I love it when all the talking heads end up with egg on their faces.
ReplyDeleteThere were two underrated moves by Hughes in 2025 that have really solidified the Habs forward group with great defensive play.
ReplyDelete1) Re-signing Jake Evans before the TDL in March to an excellent contract and Jake wanted to stay.
So far in the playoffs : Jake Evans 15 games, 9 pts, +10, 16:58 TIO/G, 58% on FOs
2) Repatriating Pizza Phil Danault who was on the outs in LA back in December just before Christmas.
Took him a while to figure out Marty's 'system'. He is a force in the face off circle and has found some offensive mojo as well. Scored a beauty last night and set up Tex for his goal. Blocked shots, tou name it he does it.
All this plus the Dobson trade and Kent Hughes doesn't get a sniff for the GM of the Year award.
Oh well, who wants a trophy named after another leaf failure?
F U, S F U.
I read a couple of newspaper articles yesterday, one from the Calgary Herald and one in the Vancouver Province. Both authors pointed to the Montreal Canadiens rebuild as the way forward for both teams. Craig Conroy in Calgary seems to be on that path already while Vancouver, after cleaning out most their management and coaching staff seems likely to follow suit. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
ReplyDeleteCanes’ Slavin pins loss on himself: ‘I think I handed them the game’
ReplyDeleteFuck you slavin
DeleteMeh, deflecting from how poor Freddie played.
DeleteThat's a big edge Montreal has ... in the net.
Good observation. If Andersen doesn't come back with a solid performance tomorrow, Brind'Amour has to come back with a goalie that hasn't seen any action in over a monthrt by ghe CH and insert him directly into the Bell Centre hothouse. Not a lot of great options. I expect much flailing by the Canes tomorrow. A composed and confident effort is what is needed by the CH tomorrow.
DeleteWinds of Change parody, no I am too exhasted. But what kind of wind will put the whaler canes back into the eye of the tiger? No wind like that exists under the code. Under the code we win in 5 now. I dont like code violations.
ReplyDeleteI am a history major and I cringe when people are fed lies.
ReplyDeleteam a history Major from the University of Western Ontario. I got my degree in 1980. In 1980 they did not hand out degrees like free hotdogs at Costco. You had to be rigourous. You had to defend, you had to make arguments based upon stuff that took you days with the microfic to fish out. I read this blog and I dont see any Russian trolls. I see nothing but Ukrainan/Nafo/ Epstien lovers spamming. Why do they spam this blog? What is the motivation and what is the reward?
Canada is full of Ukraians, some from the 1800’s. They celebrate Christmas at wierd times. I think I speak for all Canadians that the Ukrianian desproata is a great community and alway positive member of the quilt of nationalites we call Canada. I do not support giving the 21 Billion dollars to the green t shirt. However I understand the politics behind this. Like Kurt Von Vonnegut said ” so it goes so it goes” I am going to hit on this truth below.
Putin and Xi are the greatest leaders of the 21 st century. Putin brought a broken Russia ruled by American Carpet Baggers back to being a superpower. He did it with an eye to making the life of Russians better. He understood the failure of the Soviet Union was that while it may have been powerful, every day was filled with sacrifice for the citizen. I have never been to Russia. I have lived in Austria in an area that was controlled by Russia in the aftermath of WW2. The Austrains have nothing but praise for the Russian in that zone. Can you imagine the pressure on Austria to join Nato, yet they refuse. Austrian are smart people.
I have been to China. My fist time was 1986 and my last time way 2001. The reason for my first trip was to establish a joint venture in manufacturing. I reported back to my company that every western company that establishes a joint venture will leave China with no clothes and sucking chest wounds. In 1986 Shanghai was dark when the sun went down. No lights now power for lights. Today China is Star Trek world we can only hope to emulate. Not to say its a uptopian paradise. Its just they funnel all the money into making enjoyable life spectecale. Maybe its true that China has said that speculation is not profit. We do not accpet a Ferengi world as a place humans should live in.
ReplyDeleteAs a history major I have been following this war like it was the OJ Simpson Trail for commoners.
Russia hoped that the 2022 offensive would persuade Ukraine to open their eyes to the future. Did Boris terminate this great outcome? Who knows but it never happened. The Russian where niave to think this possilbe. They look at Ukraine as a family member who is going to marry into a bad situation and begged them to not go down the road to ruin, based upon the grass is only greener hypothis. And that is exactly what happened. Ukraine now totally captured by MI6 and a thousand other lilliputians decided they could defeat Russia just like Afganistain or the Viet Cong fighting Ameria. Dont spell check me but maybe 10 million Ukraines fled the country at this point and more than half went to Russia.
Fight with the bull you get the Horns. Russia “invaded Ukraine” with around 100,000 troops. They where spread thinner than the anti reflectic surface on a F 35. They got hit hard. However lets look at one image from the initial invasion. There was a 300 kilometer long line of combat vehicles going from Belurus to Kiev. It sat there for weeks Insouciant. Then the suposed treaty and Russia retreated everywhere. They could have held that death grip on Kiev.
Next day they realized they cant hold anything. Mass choas ensued. SAFU is the most important concept you have to control if you want to win a war. SNAFU is a Russian heritage moment. Everything all at once and everywhere is SNAFU. Same for Ukraine brought up by Daddy the same way. The acyomim SNAFU was created by the USA during WW2. It mean Situation Normal All Fucked UP. The army that can operate under these contitons indefinitly wins the war.
NATO is a non SNAFU zone. They have regulations and specs and ISO 9000 and 90001 papers that would collapse a bunker. In the NATO world everything is a Hollywood production. All the wunder waffe work, and nothing ever goes wrong.
Well I will conclude quickly. Russia has lived in a SNAFU world forever. Nato lost it after WW2. Russia will beat any
challanger conventioal or Nuck
BtW this was a comet from https://www.moonofalabama.org/
Deletewe are now in a place where alledgelly a President not only shamelessly profits over his words, he may enjoy eating dead burnt babies. Trump says he live on junk food and diet coke. This would kill most people at 40 but maybe eating dead burnt babies extendes your life span remakeitalby.
Are all his swelling issues a tell. He alleedgely, only a hyopottic q=ees quetion goes to the doctor and the doctor asks him
"have your been eating a lot of dead burnt babies? "
There will be no nuclear war. Turmp has made so much money that his family refuses to live underground. Understand Me
ReplyDeleteJanes Addiction had the idea that the Govemernt and the Criminal where no differant. This was in 1980 and now I believe its true. We have to find honest people. But if you find one the corrupt peope will publish his log ons to porn sites
ReplyDeleteI gtew up in a world where the Goverment was working fot the people Now it working for the donnar
ReplyDeleteleft or right. WHERE ARE THE REAL PEOPLE
I livred in Austria for 7 years in the pre century. It was utopia. How did we not want to duplcate it evyerwhere/?
ReplyDeleteONe thing you shoud do, Is tell 9yor MP no more moey for Green T shir
ReplyDeleteHaving a few gummies Steve?
ReplyDeletehey guys! im msg 101 on a SF! hahhahahahah.... thank-you for this honour!
ReplyDeleteevery three years i put myself through hell for something which if i fail at, its kaput for me and im fired (slight exaggeration... but its not good). its like my gm7. just completed and passed so now its time for me to go visit the main. jk. im stuck here in BC and its really nice today and will be tm before gametime. i wanna grab some beers and hit some balls at the driving range. would that be jinxing the boys? if i go out and buy a carolina jersey, would that be ok? or if im really smart, i could buy a canucks jersey and re-use it every year. anyways, would it be bad for me to play golf while the boys are still NOT going anywhere?
I'm golfing 3 days a week and it doesn't seem to affect anything.
DeleteGo hit some balls.
Kuhhhhh-niggets up 2-zip over Colorado (and headed back to their home rink) is rather contrary to my previous expectations...
ReplyDeleteBut...
I would prefer a final matchup of Habs vs. The Team That The NHL Rewarded for embracing Rapists (I see you Carter Hart, you scumbag) instead of the more likable Avs.
I put that in the "Elevated Motivation Dept." category. Chantal MaCHabé seems to have had a
Deletei really dont wanna start an argument and i fully agree to wish the worst for rapists, murderers and stuff like that, but when cases arent as black & white, like his was, i tend to sympathize with the accused.
Deleteex: my opinion of
- mailloux changed as more info was revealed
- those accused in london
I'm just glad the current ChH mgmt has zero tolerance for that shit. I've seen firsthand how the old "boys will be boys" mantra protected assholes while victim-shaming the women they took unfair advantage of. Mailloux took his lumps and learned from it. Hart and his Jr. Team Canada teammates took no responsibility for their actions and sullied our national reputation at the ssme time. Anyways, lkke I mentioned sbove, this just adds motivation for the Habs. Fick Torts, and fuck date rapists and the slimy lawyers who get them off without paying for their crimes.
Delete1. thank-you moeman: for creating a new thread
Delete2. SiM: i dont need the last word, so this will be my last typing for this topic. all im gonna say is that none of us were there that night, so it wouldnt be fair to take a side. all i try to do is trust the 'system' cause its the best we have. having said that, there is always two sides to a story and the truth is usually in between, (usually closer to one side rather than the other). for us to judge which side the truth lies i find to be unfair, b/c i once was accused of something just as slimy (sorta), but i had no proof of my innocense. the world will always be biased against males and i think thats right. fcuk equality and women's rights. i think its appropriate to hold men to a higher standard. we are 'gentlemen' and they are the 'fairer sex'. at the end of the day, something like rape (sometimes) isnt as b&w as somebody deliberately murdering somebody.
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