Sep 29, 2026

Ah, la la la la ~ G1 leaf

 

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Unedited parody, too good as is

C'est comme ça
Ah, la la la la
Ouais le secret
Ça coupe et ça donne
Oh, oh, faut que j'moove
Sans fin du venin
Qui me fait mal au cœur
Quand le serpent chaloupe et console

Oh, oh, faut que j´moove
L'ami Sadi s'enlise

Et là ça fait peur
Si c'est ça..
Ah la la la la
Ça le susurre à mes entournures
Ah, ah, faut que j'moove
Ça le grince juste pendant la nuit
Ah, c'est comme ça
Ça plonge et ça vire
Ah, ah, faut que j'moove
Et ça gêne quoi, quand y a pas de plaisir

C'est comme ça
Ah la la la la
La lala lala lala lalala...
Je veux pas t'abandonner
Mon bébé
Je veux pas nous achever
Tu sais
C'est pas que je veuille tenir
Ni que je veuille m'enfuir
Il me faut prendre le frais, c'est vrai
Hé, hé, hé
Hé, viens près de moi
Que je te le dise
Faut que j'moove
Ce secret qui me tord le cœur
Ah, la la la...

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G Y F H G !

71 comments:

  1. Hockey is back bitches! Just Fucking Win! GYFHG!

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  2. Anonymous11:33 AM

    Hope for dopes ...

    https://www.thestar.com/sports/leafs/there-s-hope-for-the-leafs-in-toronto-there-s-expectation-for-the-canadiens-in-montreal/article_e67a9322-6d6d-4ffa-bab8-5e23ccae2c0e.html

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  3. DIE LEAF DIE

    My goodness never has an AI seemed so correct as that last Google screenshot

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    1. Broken clock right twice daily effect

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  4. ps hi Kidz I miss you! See you prior to puck drop

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  5. Quick 29 avatar change. Ca sent la Coupe!!

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  6. Welcome 29!
    I can't let my trivia team down so I will record and watCH when I get home.
    G Y F H G ! ! !

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    1. I can FFW through all the leaf/marchenko blowing.

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    2. I hope they don't gum up your recording device.

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  7. CHester4:18 PM

    Ok
    Are You Ready!
    Alright!
    I want a nice clean spread out there and check your corners!
    Somebody wake up Hicks.
    Here we go into the control complex crawling with drooling aliens and dead people.
    Let's show these fuckers how we do things downtown.
    GGH

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  8. You know it never ceases to amaze me. I disappear for months, come back for the start of the season and see all my favourite names / friends - the M, Saint Pad, SiM, UK3X, CHester, Anonymous who i presume is s___e but is keeping anonymous for legal and / or Blogger reasons. And of course moe keeping the flambeau burning, merci moe

    Makes me ferklempt

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    1. Anonymous6:21 PM

      I’m Anonymous. Blogger buggered my account.

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    2. Anonymous6:21 PM

      moeman

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    3. Ahhhh. That is some kind buggering!

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    4. Hi 29 I am so full of piss an vinegar the oragantan wants me to flambau dead babies. Google just messed up all my bookmarks, thanks Deep State. Okay I want to watCH the game, not one free soruce, not one free way to be Canadian. I pissed risnesed and ready to Rumble. Lets see if the leaf science experment produces a volcano or a meltdown. Go You Fucking Habs Go, set a tone the leaf will still hear until 20330/

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  9. TSN sucking Laff genitalia and their new toy right from the get go at 6 PM on Sportscentre. So many things don't change

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  10. To celebrate the Jewish new year, pork and Canadian whiskey baked beans. With Canadian whiskey to drink

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    1. Anonymous6:22 PM

      Haddock and fries. Sauvignon Blanc.

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    2. Thumbs up to Canadian whiskey!
      F*ck felon47

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  11. Now the TSN panel finally mentions the Habs, only to pick apart their "problem goalie situations". Like the Leaf have the best goalies

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  12. 30 seconds of (bad) Habs talk, TSN back to the Laff. I don't know why i am torturing myself

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  13. FINALLY some truth from Buttons - "the Leaf are not a playoff team"

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  14. OK Sportsnet pregame started, maybe it will be better.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  15. Sad to see summer in the rearview mirror (hence golf season winding down), but man am I excited to see this group play with another year of experience under their belts.

    So the lineup will be?

    Krash Nature Whiskey
    Slafter TJ Demi(god)
    Tex Dano BOLD
    DaCH Sevans Powerhorse

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  16. Yep 29 lots of gagging on leaf dongs on TSN.

    I'm sure SN will be better...as they immediately put the spotlight on the kid.

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    1. Anonymous6:53 PM

      Blue & white cork soaking is their motto and modus.

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  17. So that was about 90% leaf cork soaking in the pre-game. Sounds about right.

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  18. Anonymous7:03 PM

    Let me repeat myself, the sfu leaf slop will get worse and never get better. The Habs being the best Canadian team doesn’t change that. They hate the other 6 Canadian teams. Literally unprofessional hacks. They don’t fucking care.

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  19. Anonymous7:08 PM

    GYFHG!

    Lehab

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  20. They have the game on at the bar where I'm playing trivia.
    GO YOU FUCKING HABS GO !
    DIE LEAF DIE !

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  21. At my friends house watChing on Kodi, only 720 P either I need new friends or sportsnet is the only sport that screw its customers. Gavin with his neck noodle looks like a extra from the Rockey Horror Picture show.

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  22. Anonymous7:41 PM

    Horse !

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  23. They need to find that 'shoot the puck' mentality.
    Spud made a nice deke at the blueline and had a great view but tried to pass through about 8 legs instead.

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  24. Some big saves by Dobes. The rust starting to come off some of the guys. I want to see more hard hitting...it's what makes teams like this go away.

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  25. My take a way, Marchenko is probalbly the best leaf but we doged a bullet. Mckenna will have some leopard skin accessory to start the second, NTTIAWITT. He will be rookie of the year at the Ice Capades.
    The DaCH vader his having a good game. Sheriff also caught my eye just for being steady. Slavzillia gets and honourable mention, the rest of the team needs WD40 on the old blades. Doobie kept us at tie.

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  26. Anonymous8:25 PM

    Duke !

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  27. Anonymous8:26 PM

    Also,

    Josh Anderson has as many home runs in Toronto this year as Vladdy Jr

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  28. After 2 periods, Josh Anderson has just 8:41 of ice time.
    1 goal, 1 assist, +2, 4 hits, 3 shots.
    Should call him Mulch when he plays the leaf.

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    1. He always plays the leaf tough.
      Give him an extension Kent...

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    2. Anonymous9:08 PM

      Horse hates leaf.

      He’s like us.

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  29. Anonymous9:23 PM

    Cuthurt on both Habs goals like he took it up the assfu without asking. New word.

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  30. Anonymous9:53 PM

    Eat shit sfu.

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  31. A I wrong or is thid not a new franCHise record: the first NHL team in history to win a regular season game in September. GYFHG!!!

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  32. 29 went quiet ... too much Canadian whiskey? : )

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  33. Nice W.
    SFU can stick their 10 home openers in a row up their collective ass.

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  34. The wretched leaf have an old, slow defence.
    They won't win a lot of games this season.

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  35. cuthurt and simpleton sounded a little sad at the end.
    Probably still crying up in the booth.

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    1. Anonymous10:19 PM

      They can soak cork.

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  36. Anonymous10:17 PM

    McKenna finishes minus-2 for Leafs in NHL debut

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  37. Anonymous10:20 PM

    Morgue update.

    https://www.thestar.com/sports/leafs/toronto-maple-leafs-vs-montreal-canadiens/article_5773428f-78fa-4218-b712-d6b54699d649.html

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  38. CHester1:43 AM

    Apparently
    We held off the leaf ....
    For a 3-2 victory.
    We "held them off"
    Lucky us
    GGH

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  39. Anonymous7:41 AM

    "Habs fans at the Scotiabank Arena were singing Ole Ole Ole."

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  40. Re: Gavin McKenna --- "the Toronto media death spiral" is a possible future for this kid.
    He would have been much better off going to Vancouver but, alas, the Bettman owed Rogers a big favour with the $billions$ involved, hence the leaf were awarded the #1 pick.

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  41. Congrats to OldKidG and his Canucks for embarrassing the putrid Oil and Bab'sCock last night.
    The Oil might be a bigger trainwreck than the leaf this season.

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