Apr 6, 2026

CHoo~CHoo ~ playoffs bitCHes !

 

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G Y F P H G !


169 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:06 PM

    So thick as an Oake is retiring.

    I’m having porc belly tacos for dinner.

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  2. steve6:20 PM

    There is no reason to expect a cup, but the reasons against are like the Pleaky Binders movie, a mees

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  3. Choo-mother-fucking-choo!

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  4. In the immortal words of the great Johnny Cash...

    I hear the train a comin'
    It's rollin' the bend
    And I ain't seen the leaf win since
    I don't know when
    I'm stuck in Scotiabank prison
    And losing keeps draggin' on
    Yeah!

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    1. Anonymous9:12 PM

      Heh. Good stuff.

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  5. CHester10:24 PM

    The ticket is punched
    Now let's catch tampon bay and number one cause I don't want a series against barfalo
    Fire up the parade!
    On to 50 for CC!
    Onward to greatness!
    GGH

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  6. The race is tight. Lots of different scenarios can still happen.
    The most probable thing as of now is that the Bruins will get the first wild card spot.
    And Carolina will most likely get the top spot in the conference (though this is less certain).
    If those 2 things happen, Bruins will play against the first place in the Atlantic.
    In which case the Habs' first round opponents would be either Boston, Buffalo or TB.
    Personally, I'd love to see another Habs-Broons series. It's been too long, but I say finish 2nd to TB and play Buffalo in round 1. Not an easy win, they are staying hot. But then have the broon take out TB and we meet Boston in round 2.
    I've never been to a game at the Bell Centre. But if the Habs make it to the 2nd round, and especially if it's against the broons, I might have to break the bank and make the trek for a game.

    But who the F know. Maybe the Habs slump to the end of the season and the Broons jump ahead of them. Habs would still finish in the first wild card and go through the Atlantic teams.
    Or maybe they win their final 5 and win the conference. Unlikely that Carolina doesn't win 3 of their last 5 though, looking at their schedule.

    What a great time to be a hockey fan. All this drama and the only sfu talk is about how ChatGPT is going to resurrect the leaf.

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  7. Here we go!

    GO HABS!

    Go Turds over the Dolts! (even though I dislike the maga-orc, I hate Bettman more. So the more Canadian teams, the better. There is one exception. That is not an issue this year though.)

    Go BJs over Wings (I'm just still holding out hope for Bowness, but they've been struggling hard)

    Go Canes over Broons (& with a Habs win, would secure a top 3 spot for the Habs)

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    1. I would add the Blues shutting down MacKinnon tonight so Whiskey can catCH him.

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  8. A nice primer for the playoffs. A little reminder of the 2021 run.
    https://youtu.be/oCP6K7L5FV0?si=tISaomn4qDbhX54g

    I remember the usual cast, but it's a good reminder of the importance of the play of Josh Anderson, Lord Byron, Armia, Leko, etc. And oh yeah, Eric Staal was on that team. I totally forgot about that.
    I love the opening with Craig Buffoon doubting the Habs would even win a game vs the leaf.
    So never listen to a thing that man says.

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    1. Don't forget the Commodore, he played a big role on a line with GI Finn and Staal.
      And the 4 Clydesdales on the back end that would cross check the crap out of anybody in the crease.

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    2. Of course. I'm still upset that Tavares wasn't given a penalty for tripping Perry with his face.

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  9. I have no preference over who the Habs play in the first round. Just put in the best effort, play smart and play good defence.

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  10. Looks like the CotU and the sFU won't have the blow jays to console themselves with...

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    1. Per usual, they had the parade planned for the jays after their opening weekend sweep.
      They will never learn.
      So they'll move onto the Argos? And pretend anybody cares?

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  11. I gotta give props to Joey V. I was quite critical of him early in the season. He's been a beast lately. The type of player needed in the playoffs. Tex might be out of luck for getting back into the lineup.

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    1. Couldn't score if his life depended on it but plays a heavy game. Really good F1 going after the puck.

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  12. Should be able to beat a Florida team in full tank mode playing an AHL team.
    Tampon Bay are resting people and have key injuries.
    Columbus stumbling, don't have the talent Montreal does.
    Islanders will get a dead cat bounce with DeBore.
    Philthy playing desperate hockey trying to get in like our Habs last year.
    Should be 3 wins 2 losses in the last 5 games.
    Where they end up in the standings who knows.
    Trivia night so I won't be around for the start.
    G Y F H G !!!!

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  13. Anonymous12:18 PM

    NB - They aren’t just the toronto maple leafs anymore, they are officially the toronto maple leafs Hockey club. Making themselves feel important.

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    1. It is an important distinction. It was hard to tell the past 60 years what exactly they were supposed to be.
      So taking a page out of Le Club de Hockey Canadien makes sense.
      Imitate greatness and maybe, just one day, they will be relevant.

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    2. Anonymous3:31 PM

      They're imitating FC clubs, thinking that if they add HC to the tml, it'll increase their value. Too funny.

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  14. Looks like Dach will be slotting in for JV tonight. Guess I cursed Joe.
    What are the odds that Dach makes it to the end of the season injury-free?

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    1. I think this will be DaCH's last hurrah with Montreal.

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    2. Anonymous5:32 PM

      Even if he ends up scoring the Stanley Cup winning goal ?

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    3. All is forgiven if he does!

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  15. steve6:19 PM

    Hard to compare Vodkov to Dach Vader, but I will. I hope we can sign him to six for six. FFS we gave that deal to KidA back when 6 M meant something. The Cup hinges of the Sheriff, can he play 12 min of flawless D? If he can we win the cup hands down.

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  16. Anonymous6:32 PM

    Engstrom in. (Nickname ?)

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    1. Angles? (not to be confused with Engels)
      Engine?
      Strombo?
      Streamer? (Engstrom roughly translates to meadow stream)
      There isn't a great one I can think of tbh.

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  17. No worries about #13 potting #50 tonight. It'll come. JFW! GYFHG!

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  18. These effing slow starts will kill them quickly on the playoffs.
    If they fix one thing before then...

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  19. Don't. Try. To. Force. It. To. Caufield.

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    1. Anonymous7:39 PM

      3rd game in a row…

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  20. So many Habs in ads this year. New one for billets.ca has FastLane and Demidieu speaking in perfect québecois French to a surprised RoCH.

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    1. Anonymous8:18 PM

      Et voilà. They’re pretty good.

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  21. Anonymous8:37 PM

    How’s bout dat ref

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  22. Anonymous8:53 PM

    Snap out of this lethargy boys.

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  23. Anonymous9:10 PM

    Half good just said fuck on the live teevee machine. Honourary Canadian.

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    1. Anonymous9:11 PM

      HalfGod

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    2. Anonymous9:12 PM

      https://bsky.app/profile/habsonreddit.bsky.social/post/3mix3uh42sk2x

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  24. Anonymous9:10 PM

    Dano !

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  25. Anonymous9:15 PM

    Ack.

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  26. Anonymous9:38 PM

    Lane is magic.

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  27. El Capitan! From Fast Lane!!!

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  28. Anonymous9:55 PM

    Take those points !

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  29. Woohoo!

    That was no oil painting, but it's 2 points. Tied at the top.
    Turds beat the Dolts.

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  30. Nice season sweep of the Stanley Cup champions. 102 pts. Not their best game by a long shot. Whiskey has noe scored two shootout goals in the hunt for his 50th reg. time goal.

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    1. We'll count 52 for him anyway.
      It wad a nail biter but well done laddies...

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  31. Anonymous10:26 PM

    The boys aren’t desperate.
    They’ve never fought for first place.
    Weak opponents, playing down.
    MSL needs to gauge every thing until the playoffs.
    Youngest team in the league.

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    1. Four games remaining. Remember what TFS said about the playoffs:

      "Rest is a weapon"

      Manage every player's TOI from here on out. Resting Lep and Iron Kaiden today was super smart. Now give SlafsquatCH a rest, or Maths or Dobson, or 7vens. Play Wooly Bully a game or two. Get Rhino up if you can, just to get his beak wet.

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  32. There are 3 teams in the Atlantic division with 102 points and the same number of games remaining to be played; meanwhile, the Edmonton Oilers lead the Pacific division with

    ...87 points.

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    1. And yet the sFU rank the Oilers ahead of the Canadiens in the power rankings.

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    1. Anonymous6:43 PM

      Go Caps, for shats and gaggles.

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  34. Anonymous7:14 PM

    https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7148368/2026/03/30/ivan-demidov-canadiens-nhl-family/?unlocked_article_code=1.ZVA.7rKJ.ma0eXV-ukpsy&source=athletic_user_shared_gift_article_copylink&smid=url-share-ta

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  35. Anonymous8:36 PM

    Wow, the scum at leafnet are doing gambling odds on their next leaf exec saviour. Pure $cum.

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  36. Anonymous8:56 PM

    There’s nothing and I mean nothing better than the sadness of cuthurt and simpleton calling worthless leaf games. Their cork soaking has zero bounds. Zero.

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    1. the M9:45 PM

      I just turned the leaf game on ... woah! lots and lots of empty lower bowl seats and quiet as a tomb.

      cuthurt and simpleton doing their very best to jinx Thompson's shutout streak. Pathetic.

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  37. Anonymous9:52 PM

    I watched today's Kyper and Bourne earlier, they had Renaud Lavoie as a guest. They were talking Habs and the leafnet guys were heaping praise on Gorton and Hughes and how Montreal are bursting at the seams with present and upcoming talent and basically hoping their leaf could possibly poach some of that talent by trading one of the leaf 'stars' to get some. Maybe even steal one of Montreal's execs to help their 'retool'. This is all music to my ears.
    Choo! Choo!

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  38. Anonymous6:18 PM

    alain crete is retiring. Last game tonight.

    I’m having a nice poutine.

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  39. steve6:29 PM

    I can see a world where we all acknowlege Trump was playing 3D chess while we where playing CHeckers. He has alledgedly made tens of billions of dollars in a very short time. This is the work of a stable genius and more than that his clan a cloony have made even more. So in this world why cant the Habs win the Cup. Who is going to bribe .....

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  40. Fantastic long interview with Kent Hughes just now on RDS. Asked about Hage, he said if he's not 100% healthy, he's not far from it, and he's maybe going to spend another year at UMich. It's up to Hage and whatever he chooses the CH is cool.

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    1. Now the fun part where an RDS interviewer chats with a returning Québecois player realizes fast he's been away so long he's losing his ability to use his native French.

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    2. Anonymous6:59 PM

      Hughes’ French is pretty much impeccable. Great interview. Exudes hockey intelligence.

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    3. Better than mine, and I've been living here my whole life (pas d'excuses)!

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    4. Anonymous7:18 PM

      Your French or your hockey intelligence ? 😜

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    5. Il y a une différence ?

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    6. Anonymous7:29 PM

      TouCHé

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  41. V-El niño in, no Lep, no Iron Kaiden, Doobie in net.

    GYFHG!

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  42. Anonymous7:14 PM

    Cash it !

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  43. didnt work, but FINALLY some urgency from PP1!

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  44. VassalSketchy looking sharp tonight.

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  45. Anonymous7:27 PM

    Boys came to play tonight.

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  46. starting out hot, lots of 1/2 chances w/o result, dominating play but no reward...
    what? me worried?!?

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  47. Boys came to play tonight.

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  48. oooooooh! i get it! the choochoo train is in reference to what the maple leaves gm said! hahahhahahhahaha!
    (credit to him. hes not wrong, and he deserves appause for being so candid)

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  49. Anonymous7:39 PM

    Donkey refs strike again.

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  50. Q1: u guys have a nickname for noah?

    u know how hes been criticised for being too soft, w/o a mean streak, no grit, adverse to physicality...?

    i have a nickname for him!!
    ... feefee!

    btw.. i was slow to admit this until he showed what a pussy he was when lil lane jumped to defend jakub getting runned thosein those b2b matches.

    chicken and GI Joel all over again... but on top pair D! smh....

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    1. When the Dob Dob Dobson goes core Score Scorin' Along

      (But that's a wee bit long)

      Son of Dob?
      TOD [The Other Dob-best]?

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    2. Anonymous7:55 PM

      I think our East Coast FHFriends have nicked him.

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  51. I think we went with either Dobber or Spud ... 'cause he's from PEI.

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    1. Yes, Spud! Forgot that one. (Shows he's due).

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  52. screw u guys. all those names are too soft, just like him (and now maybe like u guys?). wheres the anger, the passion, the intolerance?!? u guys were at the ndp conevntion last wk werent u?

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  53. Anonymous8:08 PM

    This ol’ blog has hit 3M views.

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  54. Refs don't know how to do shit these days

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    1. Anonymous8:12 PM

      They do what they are told.

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  55. Anonymous8:11 PM

    Bigger rivalry than vs the other blue and white team.

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  56. If Cooper thinks his Dolts are going to intimidate this team he better think again. How about 3 of those assholes jumping Powerhorse. Gutless pukes.

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    1. Anonymous8:15 PM

      Horse gets the extra 2

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  57. Anonymous8:15 PM

    How’s bout dem refs

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  58. Asshole refs bought and paid for

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  59. Anonymous8:21 PM

    5 0 !

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  60. Anonymous8:22 PM

    50!!!!!!

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  61. Thank fuck we got that out of the way. Now let's fucking roll!

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  62. Whiskey! Now 50 Proof!!!

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    1. hahahahahhahahhab!
      (how long hab u been saving that?)

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  63. Anonymous8:23 PM

    A perfect goal !

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  64. Anonymous8:24 PM

    Top line perfection.

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  65. Should be singing Colé

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    1. Anonymous8:28 PM

      Noice

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    2. u too. how long hab u been saving that?

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  66. oleg that 'soft' player you refer to leads the NHL in blocked shots. Yes he's not a Shea Weber or AX type that will destroy a guy in the corner but he will sacrifice his body and he's got close to 50 points.
    So you do you, but he is Spud (from the great red mud).

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  67. Anonymous8:35 PM

    Tampa = trash

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  68. Anonymous8:37 PM

    Typically, bettman refs losing control

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  69. Ok Perry you can fuck off now

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    1. Being his wormiest.
      This is why AX must be in the lineup if these two meet in the playoffs.

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  70. Anonymous8:41 PM

    When Gally ain’t on the ice, Horse brings the ♥️.

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  71. Leafools can only wish they could watch hockey like this. Eat shit.

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  72. OMG great game, Pummelhouse!

    And 2 fans in total Chiefs Hanson Brothers cosplay

    GYFHG!!

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    1. Anonymous8:51 PM

      One of da refs is a Hansen, related ?

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  73. Who's reffing? Trump and Vance??? FFS

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  74. Anonymous8:49 PM

    What bunch of dirty fucks

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  75. @SP: hay! im not saying that to throw shade at ppl from PEI or to u guys. im just hating how wasteful it is to have a big body and not add an element like physicality to your game. like chicken and GI Joel, its such a shame at what coulda been especially when guys like lep, lane and even 50-proof are willing (when the conditions are right). that stat about him being a top shot defender doesnt impress me. being a source of offence is a bonus, but he should be better than most blocking shots interrupting plays, sending great outlet passes... he is paid that way, his pedigree suggests that. i expect that.

    further... there! right there is exactly what im talking about 7evans and tex cannot allow their dancing partner to be the aggressor. we all know what a joke officiating is once the playoffs start. u need to man up and and at least make it a 'fight' to show u wont be bullied.

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    1. Anonymous8:53 PM

      No overthinking things as eventually Habs will drop the Ax.

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  76. Trash team trash coach

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  77. Anonymous8:52 PM

    Lightning think they are the nordiques.

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  78. Tex 2 minutes for getting punched in the face.

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  79. Anonymous9:10 PM

    The sfu’s leaf were outshot 24-3 in the 1st period. They aren’t remotely tanking.

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    1. I think it's the Marlies playing but yeah, I wonder how cuthurt and simpleton are doing calling that gem of a game...

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  80. @apron! THANK-YOU ! its not necessary to have guys like m. cooke, m. rempe, r. torres... in your line-up, but it is essential to be able to stand-up for yourself and (actually) initiate a lil shxxxx housery once-in-awhile!

    lets gyfhg! finish strong!

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  81. sorry guys... maybe its just me compensating for not being here that much since that cup failure so excuse me for the overposting.

    Q2: this match is what i miss most vs each time we play boston

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    1. Anonymous9:21 PM

      Intense hockey is the best.

      No sweat, no need to apologize as we in here prefer to take 💩 out on opposing teams and not each other. We’re all idiosyncratic.

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  82. Anonymous9:26 PM

    Youngest team in the league.

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  83. Turds win again.
    Kenzie Lalonde calling that game. She is a better PxP caller than many I've heard.
    I'd take her over cu*thurt any day.

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  84. @SP: and there u go! mudryk just echoed what u said earlier! 'another blocked shot by fee-fee, the nhl leading shot blocker'
    (he may or may not have said that exactly)

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  85. Anonymous9:36 PM

    Good riddance to crete.

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  86. not trying to diminish the importance, but ive always equated blocked shots to instances where big bird, mcphee, ludwig, svoboda, desjardins... all timed their slide to block a 2v1 one timer. these new ways of counting stats im still catching up to

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  87. finally the crowd jumps into life with the GHG chant! been waiting to hear that. good to know u guys arent corporate and wishy-washy like we are out here

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  88. Anonymous9:49 PM

    S L a f!

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  89. Anonymous9:50 PM

    Rack up the points boys !

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  90. Anonymous9:50 PM

    30 !

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  91. Anonymous9:53 PM

    WHAT A FUCKING GAME !

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  92. Best game of the season by a country mile.

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  93. Huge statement win. FU Dolts!

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  94. Great way gor RDS to close out the season à domicile.

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  95. Anonymous9:55 PM

    With that said FUCK DA REFS!

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  96. Anonymous9:57 PM

    Suck it sfu.

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  97. Can't really argue with the choices, but I'd have given Josh Anderson a star.

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    1. habsolutely correct.
      doobie #1
      nick maybe #2
      but powerhorse #3 (at minimum)

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  98. Michigan and Hage are on ESPN 2 if you have access to it.
    Tied at 2 mid way through.

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  99. Anonymous10:12 PM

    https://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.com/2026/04/cinquante.html

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  100. Huge win.
    Get used to this kind a hockey.
    And this team can play it.
    They did not give an inch to the dirty Dolts.
    Fuck you doucherov.
    Fuck you Cooper.
    Eat shit TankNation, hand the beaners a great pic. Hahahahaha!

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