Just finished a great feed of fish 'n chips. After the game starts I'll be consuming a slice of German chocolate cheesecake and a Guiness. Yes the diet is out the fucking window tonight because all that matters is the Habs crushing those a-holes from America's Wang.
I had Caesar's salad and chicken souvlaki, no dessert, but plan on having a single malt scotch later. Please end this series tonight. I don't think I could take a game 7.
30 mg THC, a 24 of selected St-Ambroise, Montreal-brewed IPAs, Canadian whiskey (to kick 13's butt into gear), the Quaaludes, the crack, the... (okay, I lie)
It's been a minute since I've been to church other than for a funeral, but saw this and thought why not.
Our Father, who art in Montreal, Hockey be thy name. Thy will be done, The Cup will be won. On ice, as well as in the stands. Give us this day our hockey sticks. And forgive us our penalties, As we forgive those who cross-check against us. Lead us not into elimination, But deliver us to victory. In the name of the fans, Lord Stanley, and the holy Habs. Amen.
These idiots right away saying it's a bad penalty or Guhle should've got one too. He. Hit. Him. In. The. Face. With. His. Stick. It IS a penalty every day FFS.
Steely Dan
ReplyDeleteOK. Let's fucking go!
ReplyDeleteJust finished a great feed of fish 'n chips. After the game starts I'll be consuming a slice of German chocolate cheesecake and a Guiness. Yes the diet is out the fucking window tonight because all that matters is the Habs crushing those a-holes from America's Wang.
So GYMFHG! and JFW!!!!!!
I had Caesar's salad and chicken souvlaki, no dessert, but plan on having a single malt scotch later.
ReplyDeletePlease end this series tonight. I don't think I could take a game 7.
PizzaHut, red wine. I’ll down a pint of ice after the win.
ReplyDeleteIce cream, CHapmans
DeleteOn sale for $3.99 for 2L this week!
Delete30 mg THC, a 24 of selected St-Ambroise, Montreal-brewed IPAs, Canadian whiskey (to kick 13's butt into gear), the Quaaludes, the crack, the... (okay, I lie)
ReplyDeleteKnuckles!!!
ReplyDeleteGreat CHoice !
DeleteIt's been a minute since I've been to church other than for a funeral, but saw this and thought why not.
ReplyDeleteOur Father, who art in Montreal,
Hockey be thy name.
Thy will be done,
The Cup will be won.
On ice, as well as in the stands.
Give us this day our hockey sticks.
And forgive us our penalties,
As we forgive those who cross-check against us.
Lead us not into elimination,
But deliver us to victory.
In the name of the fans, Lord Stanley, and the holy Habs.
Amen.
--- crosses self ---
DeleteNoice
DeleteGod bless...just fucking win!
ReplyDeleteFast pace. Whiskey will score tonight.
ReplyDeleteNo fucking fancy plays please !
ReplyDeleteI think I forgot to breathe for most of that period.
ReplyDeleteThese idiots right away saying it's a bad penalty or Guhle should've got one too.
ReplyDeleteHe. Hit. Him. In. The. Face. With. His. Stick.
It IS a penalty every day FFS.
Soaking ref cork is their specialty.
DeleteIn through the nose ... out through the mouth...
ReplyDeleteRepeat...
Youngest team in the league.
ReplyDeleteBig PP to start the 2nd...cash it boys!
ReplyDeleteA goal would force the dolts to open up and possibly create some nice CHances.
DeleteCaCHe it!!!
ReplyDeleteBig save Danno...
ReplyDeleteThey've had several wide open looks ... especially Whiskey ... can't keep missing those.
ReplyDeleteMoser used his right arm to entice Texier's stick up into his face to get that call.
ReplyDeleteBuffalo up 2 zip after 1.
ReplyDeleteThey'll be a tough 2nd round opponent for whomever plays them... assuming they win.
Bettman has decreed the Habs don't win the series.
ReplyDeletePing
ReplyDeleteJust one lucky bounce for the Habs, please?
ReplyDeleteThis is going to overtime right?
ReplyDeleteBook 'em Dano.
ReplyDeleteI'm feeling he is more likely than Whiskey now.
Jon Cooper needs a hobby
ReplyDeleteThere is approx. 872 non-calls, boyh sides. I mean...
DeleteVery fortunate though on the Matheson non call...
DeleteRidiculous...
ReplyDeleteHoly fuck...
ReplyDeleteIcrediKill
ReplyDeleteOn to OT
ReplyDeleteLooks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
ReplyDeleteOh please please please win it with he douche in the box 🙏
ReplyDeleteDamn
DeleteBalls!
ReplyDeleteDo or die game 7.
ReplyDeleteFirst line needs to be elite.
They are not quite ready for prime time.
DeleteAs you point out, youngest team in the league.
Still need to ripen a little more.
Walking through the valley of the shadow of death. Go You Fucking Habs Go.
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