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We don't like the refs all scummy
mclame thinks uncrossin' his legs is funny
leafnet looks down their nose at money
mlse gets it on like the Easter Bunny
They’se Bettman’s baby, they’re his honey
Ain’t never gonna let him go
nacho ain't got laid in a month of Saturdays
He got caught once, now sniffin' SFUndies
He ain't too sharp yet he got things done
Drinks his murcin’ beer like it's oxygen
He's a leaf baby
And fucking sfu his honey
Never gonna let him go
Habs break
In spite of ourselves
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds
Honey, we're the big silver prize
We're gonna spite our noses
Right off of our FHFaces
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes
mclame’s stupid hnit jokes are corny
Coach Crotch fightin’ movies make him horny
ron’s ketchup on friedman’s scrambled eggs
Swears like a sailor when it runs down his legs
ron takes a lickin'
bieksucks keeps on tickin'
Hahahrudey never gonna let him go
Habs break
MSL’s got more balls than a big brass monkey
No wacked out weirdo, just a lovebug hockey junkie
MSLy as a fox and crazy as a MSLoon
Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon
He's my coach I don't mean maybe
Never gonna let him HuGo
In spite of ourselves
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds
Moey, we're the big silver prize
We're gonna spite our noses
Right off of our FHFaces
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8tTwXv4glY
ReplyDeleteLove it, moe!
ReplyDeleteThx SiM, it was a fun one to do.
DeletePine lines are so good/funny.
FHFeeling CHonfident.
ReplyDeleteThat was one of the best parodies I can remember in ages .."He's my coach, I don't mean maybe, Never gonna let HuGo!" - a true FHF classic Moe. Bravo!
ReplyDeleteNow then ..Just fucking win!
ThXXX !
DeleteWow......
ReplyDeleteAnyway
God bless Luke Skywalker and his absolute right on post of the orange rapist
I am in awe just as when he turned off his tracking system and let fly on the Death Star thank goodness for his past in Beggars Canyon
Luke will save the world again
I digress
So barfalo is big fast and talented
And big
Did I say big
Cause they're big and fast
So we better get on our fast horses and skate fast
Ok
.....
What a post eeesh
Big fast
GGH
And another thing...excuse me for the short term lapse...Habs lost a couple of games to the Sabres late in the season that they should have won. They were on a roll and beating very good teams but came up flat against the Sabres at a time where they were beatable - it really started the Sabres on their final push. So they are very beatable. Let's all remember that. Just fucking win boys!
ReplyDeleteits kind a cocky take, but i hope im not the only one who feels this way. in 1993, i was just some jr high school kid and i was arrogantly confident 0-2 heading home vs up-and-coming quebec. we all know how that ended and im still smugly in that same mindset. i know it breeds hubris, but as an adult, ive since learned clichés have a lot of value: u arent in trouble until u lose at home.
ReplyDeletethe boys, im glad are road warriors (3-1 in tb) so im quietly ok with this. how ya feeling guys!?! what am i oversimplifying?
I'm not worried...yet.
DeleteCheck in with me mid way through the 2nd though.
And in '93 I was a 24 y/o first time clueless father with an infant, living in BC. We did a lot of walking/pacing during those playoffs. It was kind of great having those games on at 5pm PST (IIRC). I'd get home from work, take over baby duty and we'd watch the game.
DeleteOh and excellent parody moe. Golf clap 👏
ReplyDelete@the M, speaking of golf played my first 18 today. After all the rain yesterday, fairways were soaked and squishy. Cart path only. Not great but I shot a 101. If I subtract my 6 chip flubs and and a couple of putting adventures, I'm closer to that bogey golf I'm looking for.
Played my second round today ... in between rain showers ... managed an 88, it's early, still cold and the greens are still showing all the holes from being aerated last fall. It's pre-season.
DeleteI remember back in 1993, I sat in the same spot on the couch every game night, just like Sheldon Cooper. It worked.
ReplyDeleteTJ!
ReplyDeleteTJ !
ReplyDeleteKillicks Claw!
ReplyDeleteHook!
ReplyDeleteMath is fun!
ReplyDeleteMath !
ReplyDeleteDanno?
ReplyDeleteNope, Math.
DeleteMaths!
ReplyDeleteCan they please fuck off with these blow jays commercials...
ReplyDeleteNobody cares...
Bury these fucks.
ReplyDeleteHow is that not interference on Demi?
ReplyDeleteRefs don’t know what picks are.
DeleteFinally call one
ReplyDeleteSteve WTF the game starts a 7? Anyway we are up up and away Go You Fuckig Habs Go.
ReplyDeleteFantastic paradoy Moe. I saw Prine 3 times. That is two time more than anyone else. It was Christmas in Prison and the food was no good, we had Trump and his missles taking down Robin Hood.
ReplyDeleteDoan-asaur Take Penalty
ReplyDeleteCuz has doan-asaur brains do doan-asaur things
DeleteAnd he's like, "Wut?"
DeleteHow’s bout dem refs
ReplyDeleteTJ ! Eat shit refs !!
ReplyDeleteTJ²
ReplyDeleteKillick's Claw strikes agsin!
ReplyDeleteHow’s bout dem refs
ReplyDeleteAX has gotta know they're looking for him to look sideways at a guy to penalize him.
DeleteAx committrd no slashinh
ReplyDeleteGood kill.
ReplyDeleteFirst line in the parody …
ReplyDeleteWe don't like the refs all scummy
what do you think about lowering the shell u guys? i know they dont do that anymore, but this is now 3-0 and its the playoffs, right? i personally dont like it, but i wouldn't oppose. just saying...
ReplyDeleteNope. Hate it. Foot on the gas all the way.
DeleteWe have not lowered that dome in ten years, hope it still works
DeleteFun two minutes but bury it boys !
ReplyDeleteSimpleton always going out of his way to explain how a Habs penalty is definitely a penalty.
ReplyDeleteUseless banter
DeleteFeels Like Game Management (potential next parody)
ReplyDeleteTeen spirit ?
DeleteFirst time ?
Former
DeleteHow many shit sandwitches do you have to eat to win the cup FFS. I am turning off cuthbutt and Simplton and just going to play music.
ReplyDeleteRefs are doing their best to get the Buff back in it...
ReplyDeleteWell we don't know
ReplyDeleteWhat they're thinking?
Are they bought off?
Are they drinkin'?
Here we're down now
I love how Dobeš loves being his own goon.
ReplyDeleteIn that scrum, anybody notice Math, after giving it to Benson, looked like he was protecting Benson's face because there were a bunch of skates around his head?
ReplyDeleteGuess he ought not have done that...
Good example for his kids
DeleteLike when the Jet player protected 7vans
DeleteCHontrast of CHaracter
DeleteFuck Benson dirty rat PoS, the new ratface...
ReplyDeleteOK, lock this sucker down please.
ReplyDeleteRoCH!!!
ReplyDelete4-1 !
ReplyDeleteRoCH!
ReplyDeleteSuck it Buffalo
ReplyDeletetRump loving tage looked like a complete MAGA moron on that play.
ReplyDeleteO the melancholly of the SNET announcers...!
ReplyDeleteSo sad the CH is dominating
SFUndies!
SNiff
DeleteNature!
ReplyDeleteNature.
ReplyDeleteBuff it Suckalo!
Nature !
ReplyDeleteHa Ha
ReplyDeleteHow’s bout dem refs
ReplyDeleteEat shit sfu
ReplyDeleteHack and whack
ReplyDeleteMSL's team just made the high-on-their-horse Sabres pee themselves all panicky-like in front of their own fans.
ReplyDeleteGYBFPHG!!!
The leafNet crew will be so sad.
ReplyDeleteVery nice win. - signed MSL
ReplyDeleteSabres can't:
ReplyDelete- win face-offs
- score on the PP
- match lines at home
- dominate in opponent's o-zone as long
- match wits with the experienced CH plyoff warriors
That's it; Habs in 6 is my humble expectation.
My eye test goes postive, funky regaae positive
DeleteThey’ll be outcoaCHed.
DeleteDoing this, so far without whiskey and Slaf.
Its all over baby blue,. Yep we are in the drivers seat. And I learned something.. I am never listening to simptloton cutshit again. I had my JBL CLip 7 vibrating the coffe table and loving it. She talks to Angles came up on the playlist and I dont know how to a credit it.
ReplyDeleteIn the second intermission HaHaRudey tried to posit the false narrative that Montreal is a 'small' team.
ReplyDeleteThis is because they always focus on #13 and #48.
What about Anderson, Dach, Slaf, Dobson, Bolduc, Veleno?
Those guys aren't small.
Neither are Nick, Tex, Hook, 7s.
It's like they are trying to will Montreal to lose.
It won't work.
I figured at the start of this series the Habs had the edge in goal.
I still believe that.
Perceptions shaped by their limited surroundings
DeleteAnother stupid narrative I've seen is Montreal won't win the series if Caufield doesn't score goals.
ReplyDeleteHa! More SFU bullshit and wishful thinking.
Dobeš ain’t small either.
Deleteleafnet sfuckers are clueless Habs-hating morons
Narrowest Tunnel Vision of the Year, 35th year running
DeleteStunnelled
DeleteYoungest team in the league and the playoffs.
ReplyDeleteKids are being well-coaCHed.
The leaf will be soaking for years to come.
ReplyDeleteThis is perfect.
https://archive.ph/Z9UBt
Ok so
ReplyDeleteThat's how it's done
Simple effective shirt and to the point
We are coming, get out of the way.
Sorry
GGH
https://randboro.blogspot.com/2026/05/deep-playoff-run-apologies-to-chappell.html
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