May 7, 2026

Fryday FHFun ~ Game 2

 

How ya FHFeelin’ ?

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In Spite of Themselves


We don't like the refs all scummy 

mclame thinks uncrossin' his legs is funny 

leafnet looks down their nose at money 

mlse gets it on like the Easter Bunny 

They’se Bettman’s baby, they’re his honey 

Ain’t never gonna let him go


nacho ain't got laid in a month of Saturdays 

He got caught once, now sniffin' SFUndies 

He ain't too sharp yet he got things done 

Drinks his murcin’ beer like it's oxygen 

He's a leaf baby 

And fucking sfu his honey 

Never gonna let him go


Habs break


In spite of ourselves 

We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow 

Against all odds 

Honey, we're the big silver prize 

We're gonna spite our noses 

Right off of our FHFaces 

There won't be nothin' but big old hearts 

Dancin' in our eyes


mclame’s stupid hnit jokes are corny 

Coach Crotch fightin’ movies make him horny 

ron’s ketchup on friedman’s scrambled eggs 

Swears like a sailor when it runs down his legs 

ron takes a lickin' 

bieksucks keeps on tickin' 

Hahahrudey never gonna let him go


Habs break


MSL’s got more balls than a big brass monkey 

No wacked out weirdo, just a lovebug hockey junkie 

MSLy as a fox and crazy as a MSLoon 

Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon 

He's my coach I don't mean maybe 

Never gonna let him HuGo


In spite of ourselves 

We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow 

Against all odds 

Moey, we're the big silver prize 

We're gonna spite our noses 

Right off of our FHFaces 

There won't be nothin' but big old hearts 

Dancin' in our eyes 

There won't be nothin' but big old hearts 

Dancin' in our eyes


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G Y F P H G !

92 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:38 PM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8tTwXv4glY

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    1. Anonymous3:25 PM

      Thx SiM, it was a fun one to do.

      Pine lines are so good/funny.

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  3. That was one of the best parodies I can remember in ages .."He's my coach, I don't mean maybe, Never gonna let HuGo!" - a true FHF classic Moe. Bravo!

    Now then ..Just fucking win!

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  4. CHester5:26 PM

    Wow......
    Anyway
    God bless Luke Skywalker and his absolute right on post of the orange rapist
    I am in awe just as when he turned off his tracking system and let fly on the Death Star thank goodness for his past in Beggars Canyon
    Luke will save the world again
    I digress
    So barfalo is big fast and talented
    And big
    Did I say big
    Cause they're big and fast
    So we better get on our fast horses and skate fast
    Ok
    .....
    What a post eeesh
    Big fast
    GGH

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  5. And another thing...excuse me for the short term lapse...Habs lost a couple of games to the Sabres late in the season that they should have won. They were on a roll and beating very good teams but came up flat against the Sabres at a time where they were beatable - it really started the Sabres on their final push. So they are very beatable. Let's all remember that. Just fucking win boys!

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  6. its kind a cocky take, but i hope im not the only one who feels this way. in 1993, i was just some jr high school kid and i was arrogantly confident 0-2 heading home vs up-and-coming quebec. we all know how that ended and im still smugly in that same mindset. i know it breeds hubris, but as an adult, ive since learned clichés have a lot of value: u arent in trouble until u lose at home.

    the boys, im glad are road warriors (3-1 in tb) so im quietly ok with this. how ya feeling guys!?! what am i oversimplifying?

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    1. I'm not worried...yet.

      Check in with me mid way through the 2nd though.

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    2. And in '93 I was a 24 y/o first time clueless father with an infant, living in BC. We did a lot of walking/pacing during those playoffs. It was kind of great having those games on at 5pm PST (IIRC). I'd get home from work, take over baby duty and we'd watch the game.

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  7. Oh and excellent parody moe. Golf clap 👏

    @the M, speaking of golf played my first 18 today. After all the rain yesterday, fairways were soaked and squishy. Cart path only. Not great but I shot a 101. If I subtract my 6 chip flubs and and a couple of putting adventures, I'm closer to that bogey golf I'm looking for.

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    1. Played my second round today ... in between rain showers ... managed an 88, it's early, still cold and the greens are still showing all the holes from being aerated last fall. It's pre-season.

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  8. I remember back in 1993, I sat in the same spot on the couch every game night, just like Sheldon Cooper. It worked.

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  9. Anonymous7:12 PM

    TJ !

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  10. Anonymous7:17 PM

    Math !

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  11. Can they please fuck off with these blow jays commercials...
    Nobody cares...

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  12. How is that not interference on Demi?

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    1. Anonymous7:42 PM

      Refs don’t know what picks are.

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  13. Anonymous7:49 PM

    Finally call one

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  14. Steve WTF the game starts a 7? Anyway we are up up and away Go You Fuckig Habs Go.

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  15. Fantastic paradoy Moe. I saw Prine 3 times. That is two time more than anyone else. It was Christmas in Prison and the food was no good, we had Trump and his missles taking down Robin Hood.

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    1. Cuz has doan-asaur brains do doan-asaur things

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    2. And he's like, "Wut?"

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  17. Anonymous8:13 PM

    How’s bout dem refs

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  18. Anonymous8:16 PM

    TJ ! Eat shit refs !!

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  19. Killick's Claw strikes agsin!

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  20. Anonymous8:19 PM

    How’s bout dem refs

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    1. AX has gotta know they're looking for him to look sideways at a guy to penalize him.

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  21. Ax committrd no slashinh

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  22. Anonymous8:23 PM

    First line in the parody …


    We don't like the refs all scummy

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  23. what do you think about lowering the shell u guys? i know they dont do that anymore, but this is now 3-0 and its the playoffs, right? i personally dont like it, but i wouldn't oppose. just saying...

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    1. Nope. Hate it. Foot on the gas all the way.

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    2. We have not lowered that dome in ten years, hope it still works

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  24. Anonymous8:31 PM

    Fun two minutes but bury it boys !

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  25. Simpleton always going out of his way to explain how a Habs penalty is definitely a penalty.

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  26. Feels Like Game Management (potential next parody)

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  27. How many shit sandwitches do you have to eat to win the cup FFS. I am turning off cuthbutt and Simplton and just going to play music.

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  28. Refs are doing their best to get the Buff back in it...

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  29. Well we don't know
    What they're thinking?
    Are they bought off?
    Are they drinkin'?
    Here we're down now

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  30. I love how Dobeš loves being his own goon.

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  31. In that scrum, anybody notice Math, after giving it to Benson, looked like he was protecting Benson's face because there were a bunch of skates around his head?

    Guess he ought not have done that...

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    1. Good example for his kids

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    2. Anonymous9:04 PM

      Like when the Jet player protected 7vans

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    3. CHontrast of CHaracter

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  32. Fuck Benson dirty rat PoS, the new ratface...

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  33. OK, lock this sucker down please.

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  34. Anonymous9:11 PM

    4-1 !

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  35. Anonymous9:13 PM

    tRump loving tage looked like a complete MAGA moron on that play.

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  36. O the melancholly of the SNET announcers...!

    So sad the CH is dominating

    SFUndies!

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  37. Nature.

    Buff it Suckalo!

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  38. Anonymous9:36 PM

    Nature !

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  39. Anonymous9:39 PM

    How’s bout dem refs

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  40. MSL's team just made the high-on-their-horse Sabres pee themselves all panicky-like in front of their own fans.

    GYBFPHG!!!

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  41. The leafNet crew will be so sad.

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  42. Anonymous9:48 PM

    Very nice win. - signed MSL

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  43. Sabres can't:
    - win face-offs
    - score on the PP
    - match lines at home
    - dominate in opponent's o-zone as long
    - match wits with the experienced CH plyoff warriors

    That's it; Habs in 6 is my humble expectation.

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    1. My eye test goes postive, funky regaae positive

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    2. Anonymous10:03 PM

      They’ll be outcoaCHed.
      Doing this, so far without whiskey and Slaf.

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  44. Its all over baby blue,. Yep we are in the drivers seat. And I learned something.. I am never listening to simptloton cutshit again. I had my JBL CLip 7 vibrating the coffe table and loving it. She talks to Angles came up on the playlist and I dont know how to a credit it.

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  45. In the second intermission HaHaRudey tried to posit the false narrative that Montreal is a 'small' team.
    This is because they always focus on #13 and #48.
    What about Anderson, Dach, Slaf, Dobson, Bolduc, Veleno?
    Those guys aren't small.
    Neither are Nick, Tex, Hook, 7s.
    It's like they are trying to will Montreal to lose.
    It won't work.

    I figured at the start of this series the Habs had the edge in goal.
    I still believe that.

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    1. Perceptions shaped by their limited surroundings

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  46. Another stupid narrative I've seen is Montreal won't win the series if Caufield doesn't score goals.
    Ha! More SFU bullshit and wishful thinking.

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    1. Anonymous10:09 PM

      Dobeš ain’t small either.

      leafnet sfuckers are clueless Habs-hating morons

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    2. Narrowest Tunnel Vision of the Year, 35th year running

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    3. Anonymous10:47 PM

      Stunnelled

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  47. Anonymous10:20 PM

    Youngest team in the league and the playoffs.

    Kids are being well-coaCHed.

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  48. Anonymous11:15 PM

    The leaf will be soaking for years to come.

    This is perfect.

    https://archive.ph/Z9UBt

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  49. CHester11:35 PM

    Ok so
    That's how it's done
    Simple effective shirt and to the point
    We are coming, get out of the way.
    Sorry
    GGH

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    1. https://randboro.blogspot.com/2026/05/deep-playoff-run-apologies-to-chappell.html

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