Nov 18, 2011

Habs need to focus ~ Sexy Friday has me seeing double

The D pairs need to stick together.
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JMagoo is blind to CHange.
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The eyes get em' all the time.
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BeaCH bum.
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StaCHe for Geoff Molson.
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The Ends.
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G Y F H G !


  1. Mr. natural7:50 AM

    A few things never stated here before and not apparent in yesterday's game:

    1. Our D sucks in our own end
    2. By the time we clear the puck everyone is gasping for air
    3. We struggle to the neutral zone and dump the puck into the offensive end
    4. Immediate line change
    5. Opposition is free to re-group and carry the puck out of their zone as no one is forechecking due to line change
    6. Repeat
    7. Repeat
    8. Repeat
    9. Ad nauseum
    10. Bonus point, use Plexxx to do everything until he sustains a serious injury due to fatigue
    11. Don't change a PHucking thing because for some reason the sky is pink and the system is so perfect it can never be tampered with at all.

    P.S. Hall Gill in hospital, UGH!

    That is all!

    Mr. n

  2. Redford & Newman, oohhhh, ogle me.
    Imagine 12cents for a comic book.

  3. I'm loving Mr. N's 11 degrees of separation. Those are what separates the Habs from being a great team.

    You could add one more: Two words - Scott Gomez

  4. Nice SF Moeman, Butch and Sundance my all time fav couple.
    I cant decide Tank or plan the parade both seem delusional.

  5. The Gomez experiment should be over.

  6. Call Martin a mad scientist.

  7. The Gomez experiment never even started. It was still-born.

  8. Mr. natural11:59 AM

    ....oh yeah one more thing..."GET OFF MY LAWN!">>>

  9. soperman1:29 PM

    my feet hang off the end of those stupid hospital beds - they must have to but two end to end to support poor ol' Hal.

  10. Hi Soperman, been a while

  11. What pisses me most about Gomereha, is he has this look on his face like he is skating in the ice capades.

  12. Chester1:48 PM

    I like the Gomereha stat that says his last goal was like in February. Man you know how many times I've scored with Mrs Chester since February .. well a lot OK. So too bad for him.

  13. Chester2:56 PM

    Hal's out.
    Infected cut on his leg.

  14. Oh fuck its Gomereha!

  15. Let's look on the bright side...Maybe by the time the weekend comes to a close, so will Martin's reign of terror...

  16. @Kmaxx, yeah and maybe England will be a Republic.
    Not a chance of either, Chocula cant be killed, Gomereha has no cure. No change until 2012 season for the same reason England has a monarchy.

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  18. No Vodkov til December.

  19. How about Gomez & PK for Eric Staal?

  20. Tempting Moey but PFK has too much upside.

  21. @moey agree with Moeman, only three untouchables, PFK, TFS and the Mexicant cause he has Gomereha!

  22. the Maritimer9:08 PM

    @Moey, would love to see Eric Staal in a Habs uni, but alas not to be. Gomereaha (great name,Steve) is currently worthless. NHL scouts see the same shit we do, therefore, the only solution (cure) for Gomereaha is the Redden/Souray vaccine. If the Habs ever get some semblance of a full team then maybe ol' Nomez will be Hamilton bound. Somebody may take him off the Habs hands next year, but I suspect a buyout is the only answer.

    It's funny, even with all the suckiness Montreal is still only 3 points out of first place in their division. Crazy.

    Good to see you back soperman. Haven't had a chance to see Nathan McKinnon yet but I hear he's the real deal. Maybe the Habs can suck really hard in his draft year which I think is 2013.

    I'd trade anybody on this team except TFS, PFK or MaxPac.

  23. Gomez to Pitts for Crosby

  24. ti-cul11:53 PM

    gomez in the toilet for a flush.

    go laval u.

  25. I'd agree w/ the Maritimer on the untouchables. The 3 Ps are key pieces.

    After going through various trade scenarios with a friend tonight, I've come to the conclusion that no one is going to give us anything more than a banana peel for Gomez. I mean, sure, Gomez+[Prospect X]+obligatory 2nd round draft pick (maybe a 1st) for Jeff Carter/Rick Nash/Eric Stall sounds great but I just don't see anyone in their right mind taking on Gomereha and his aura of suckiness.

    I read yesterday that something like 400+ NHL players had scored at least a goal this season. I mean, it can't be THAT hard!

  26. ti-cul12:56 AM

    sorry riri, but's it's really really fucking hard to score goals in the NHL. But not when you make 7$$$$$$$$+, it should be a fucking habit. And can you imagine making that kind of money and floating behind the 8 ball???? Most of us are survivors...


  27. Mr. natural6:46 AM

    I joined 20 other dudes at work and grew a 'stache for Movember but have not yet received any invitation of this kind:

    Gomereha (Hee hee)is a curse visited on us for reasons I have not yet been able to unravel but I would like to propose the following to CHocula, this fits right in with the cornerstone of your system; compulsive obsessive line changes (Hey! maybe we should sneak Ritalin into his food, oh no that would only calm him even was just a spur of the moment idea, but I digress). Gomereha is to be used only on for face offs in our zone, he carries the puck out to center ice, passes to a hockey player (on OUR team) and then skates to the bench, waddaya think CHoc?

    At least we are marginalizing his ice time and exploiting his skating ability, I mean PHuck we can't use him for his shooting skills.

    OK a bounce back tonight BIG time, PHuck I miss Tits, can't believe that I would ever say that!

    Hang in there and let's get to the post season GYMFHG!!!

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