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Nibblin' on turkey cake, watCHin' gillis' meh bake
Fun to see that Edmonton catz covered in oil
JoeStrummin' my six string, on my blog porCH thing
Smell that bettman shrimp he's beginning to boil
Wasted away again in nohockeyaville
SearCHin' for my lost maker of malt
Some people claim that there's a wet woman to blame
But I know, it's nobody's 4HFault
I don't know the reason I stay here all season
Nothing to show but this brand new pageview
PatCHes is a real beauty, a Switzerland cutie
How he got there, bettman fuck you
I blew out my laptop, too many pictures to crop
Cut my T1 line, cruisin' back to my modem @ home
But there's bOOze in the blender and soon the blog will render
That 4HFrozen concoction that helps us GYFHG! on
Wasted away again in nohockeyaville
SearCHin' for my lost Hab to fuckin' exalt
Some people claim that there's a Wet Wednesday to blame
But I know, it's 29's 'Did the season start yet?'s fault
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Save some room for a sexy dessert 4HFers.
