Stop playing like CHumps ~ Game 12 v. PHucktards

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Who needs a spanking? Habs do. ~ Game 2 of a back to back vs. the fucking Sabres FFS! Preview and Open Thread

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Leave them kids alone ~ Game Review & Open thread

Discuss.

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Jacques offs ~ Going overboard? Habs vs. Panthers Game Preview 10/24

Trouble ahead for Jacques? Will The Goat walk the plank with him? Maybe tonight's game against the powerful Panthers will determine their fate. A win might keep them from being thrown overboard but some really rough seas are surely ahead with battles versus the fucking PHI pirates and the broon tainted Cupillagers. Before that ship sails, lets see what's kind of poop is on deck. After a puke-inducing OT loss to the toronto jackoffs, the 1-4-2 Habs with new shipmates Blunden and Nokelainen suiting up to play FLA (4-3-0). RDS says Budaj is starting as TFS™ has lost the map to his 100th win treasure. Run some rum, it should be fun.

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BTW, I'll be Bridgetown beaCHing with

Bajan beauties for 2 weeks in November.

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You know, regardless of where the Habs'll be,

I'll be Happy!

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Well I never post a thread past sunset, 

It always burns a hole in my Pants!.

Once made a sCHool marm real happy,

She never blew her second CHance, oh no 

I need a win to keep me happy, 

I need a win to keep me happy. 

Goat, Goat keep me happy. 

Jack, Jack keep me happy.

Always taking shitty players from strangers,


Didn't wanna see no fucking Phoenix trade. 

Never want to be like Ol' Jacques Demers, 

Working for the boss until that fateful day.
I need a win to keep me happy, 

I need a win, Geoff won't ya keep me happy. 

Gio, won't ya keep me happy.

Budaj, please keep me

I need a win to keep me happy, 

I need a win to keep me happy. 

Cole, buddy keep me happy.

PFK!, baby keep me happy.

Gonna get a flash from my rum cocktails, 

When I see some Bajan flesh off the coast. 

Only win was a lift out of weak Jets, 

Since then they can't seem to fly back home.

I need a win to keep me happy, 

I need a win to keep me happy. 

Keira, Keira keep me happy.


Scarjo, Scarjo keep me happy, baby

Happy, Rhianna won't you keep me, happy


Moey won't you keep me, happy 

Esther won't you keep me, happy


iRiRi won't you keep me, happy 

Steve won't you keep me, happy

Now flying fish - keep me happy


Now 4HFers won't you scream it - keep moe happy!


Bajan babes got the feeling I'm - happy


Na na na na now keep me - happy


My my my, keep me - happy


Keep on dancing - keep moe happy!

Kinda, scratCHy Keef.

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Merci Keira.

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You know what rhymes with rum?

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Avenging 1989 ~ Habs vs. Flames ~ Pre/Review 10/13

Fuck you and your moustache Lanny MacDonald. No way Calgary deserved to win that Stanley Cup in 89', in the Forum no less. Kudos to the great Habs fans that CHeered your win. OK, back to the present, your 2011-12 Montréal Canadiens (1-1) home opener is tonight. Light the fucking matCH then douse those Flames (0-2). (juice & iRiRi) The puck drop is scheduled for 19h30ish but its Montréal, so expect a nice ceremony whilst you sip suds, slurp soup, stew in your own juices, sexytime the significant other. Usual RDSuspecTSN are carrying the game. Bonus no puke-inducing hypocritters, unless you plan on watCHing Bleu Nuit the anti-CHamber.

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Hot Legs ~ See sidebar.

Hurt Habs ~ Too many to mention. Enter PrettyboyDiaz and CHalupa.

Hot to trot ~ Our Gang of good guys, (L to R) PleXXXE, TFS™, Gio, PFK! (being admired by Moey and Esther).

Not so hot ~ Hope Calgary keeps finding ways to lose until Saturday.

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