Look over there, its $cott Gomehs.
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Breaking News ~ Neither the Canadiens or the NYR miss Scott Gomez. The Hot!Hot!Hot! Habs head to NYC's refurbed MSG to take on the equally recently efficient Rangers. juice&iRiRi says the puck drops at 7pm-ish. Neither the Canadiens or the NYR miss Scott Gomez. Looks like Fonzerella missed him some foul-loud-mouth-staypuft Sean Avery. TFS™ be warned. The game is on the regular Saturday night CHannels, RDS being the better CHoice, unless you can stand some bob cold. Plus it'll be a leaf nickelsuckfest on hnic anyways. Neither the Canadiens or the NYR miss Scott Gomez. Habs have some great looking triple Ds & Tits. Should be a great goalie matCH with the calm, cool and collecting wins TFS™ challenging The King of NY. Neither the Canadiens or the NYR miss Scott Gomez. NHL, TSN, RDS, PUKE previews.
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STFU Sean!
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juce's Movember staCHe.
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You've been holding out so long
You've been sleeping all along
$cott we don't miss you
The Goat's hanging on the phone
He's seen dealing all alone
He no want to diss you
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh GYFHG!
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh GYFHG!
Well, we've been haunted by your play
You haven't been starring in the games
$cott we won't miss you
Lego's been waiting in the hall
Been waiting on your fall
When the phone rings
It's just Glen Sather that say,
"Hey, thanks for McDonagh man?
We're gonna come around here at seven
With some 4HF'n girls that are just dyin'
to Pants! you.
I'm gonna bring a case of wine
Hey, let's go mess and 4HFool around
You know, like we used to.
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah GYFHG!
Oh everybody here waits so long
Oh moeman why you take so long?
We want to comment on! Comment on!
I've been walking Gatineau Park
Singing like a lark
People think I'm crazy
I've been fumbling with my tweets
Shuffling through Scott's sheet
Asking people, "What's the matter with Gomehs?"
Sometimes he just wanna play with himself
Sometimes he just no play
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh GYFHG!
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh GYFHG!
We won't miss you $cott
I guess Gainey was trying to go top shelf
It was just you and no one else
Lord we won't miss you $cott
You've been fucking up my mind
Wasting all my time
No, I won't miss you, Gomehs, yeah
Lord we won't miss you $cott
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah GYFHG!
Lord we won't miss you $cott
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah GYFHG!
Lord we won't miss you $cott
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah GYFHG!
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~ Bend The End ~
G Y F H G !
