Go Habs ! ~ Go Als ! ~ die broons die

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G Y F H G ! ~ G Y F Als G !

Die Broons Die ~ JFW!

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29's half-half jersey to attend Bs game tonight ~ an oral history and open thread

The half-half jersey is the proud winner of the Molson Cup for November

Greetings comrades! Tis I, your once and past glorious leader 29 highly anticipating tonight's Habs-Bs matchup. Thanks to our fancy lawyer friends with all them fancy season tickets, we will be in the stands tonight proudly displaying the infamous jersey many have come to love to hate. But it's 1-0 in live games this season, so we're optimistic.

Many have asked about the jersey ("sweater"? some people say sweater; we don't). Some people think 29 actually ripped apart two jerseys to make one. Sacrilege! 4HF asked 29 to give an oral history of the jersey:

It's really not complicated. In the late 1980's, the Habs played in an arena called the "Montreal Forum". Your readers may have heard of it. There's a liquor store there now. In the Forum back then, there was a gift shop. I had wanted a Habs jersey for a while, but couldn't decide on a home or away jersey. I went into the Forum gift shop one day, saw the half-half jersey and said to myself "problem solved!". I bought the jersey. If I recall correctly I used a credit card. But back then, they slid your credit card (either CHargex or MasterCHarge) on this mechanical machine-thingy that went over a carbon copy receipt thingy which you then signed with a pen. That may be the hardest thing for your readers to believe now.

So that's it really. Since then, the jersey has taken on mythical proportions. It has traveled to arenas across North America. It has been subject to ridicule by private and public figures alike - been zinged by 29's own MP and been called "super ugly" by the Minister of the Environment. Fuck' em all. It's gorgeous. And it will bring victory tonight over the fuckin' Broons. Die Broons Die. GYFHG.

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Cocktail du soir ~ 29's Milky Moe Way

1 oz. quality Canadian Whiskey (29 suggests Forty Creek Copper Pot)
1 oz. Amaretto di Saronno
2 oz. milk

Throw that shit over some ice in a glass, give a quick stir and enjoy. A delicious digestif, maybe with some pie or a black and white half-half cookie. Look to the cookie Elaine.

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More fucking ice cream!

 

Let's lick some fucking ice cream!

Fuck 'em all ~ 29's here for your Bs Game 1 Preview and Open Thread

This is it. Let the puck drop already. It's us against Bs, and the world. No one respects us. Fuck 'em all.

Fuck the CBC, Canada's "National" Broadcaster
Fuck TSN, Canada's "National" Sports Network
Fuck Ron McLame
Fuck Don Cherry
Fuck PJ Suck
Fuck Elliotte "Superfluous E" Friedman
Fuck Garry Galley
Fuck Big Fat Bob McKenzie
Fuck Darren Dreger
Fuck Aaron Ward
Fuck the miscellaneous goalie on the TSN panel
(I'd like to) Fuck Natasha Staniszewski
Fuck the Shaved Ape
Fuck Marchand
Fuck Lucic. Fuck him right in the groin with a stick
Fuck goonery
Fuck Tukka Rask (well, in all honesty, he's the only B I kind of respect, but Fuck him anyway)
Fuck your middle fingers
maudite 'stie calice Clod Julien you Fuck
Fuck embellishment
Fuck our old friend Cornelius (not really. love ya Corny!)
Fuck the Bs' excuses
Fuck anyone who calls us whiners
Fuck anyone who says "Habs always get the calls"
Fuck anyone from Boston who says "Habs always get the calls". Look in the mirror and go Fuck yourself
Fuck Firefox that thinks "Fuck" should be corrected to "KFC"
Fuck Jeremy Maurice Jacobs, Sr.
Fuck Dr. Recchi
Fuck Buttman
Fuck Colin Campbell
Fuck Gregory Campbell
Fuck the NHL
Fuck the NHL schedule makers
Fuck NBC
Fuck the Kentucky Derby
Fuck 12:30 games
Fuck the refs
Fuck Chris Lee
Fuck Tim Peel
Fuck the CotU
Fuck the Mediots
Fuck anyone I may have missed
Fuck 'em all.

Fuck yeah, it's Habs-Bs. Let's do this thing.

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Frak those frakking Bs ~ HF29 FTL jumps in for your preview and open thread

 

So on Tuesday when Glorious Leader asked if I could do the Bs preview, I said "sure!" It was going to give me a chance to rant the frak out the frakking Habs who frakking sucked. Then they had to go out and win a game, a shutout no less, and look like a semi-competent NHL team in the process. Frak me, 'cause now I got nothing except my BSG memories. Let's do this thing.

Waiting for The One True God - 7 PM start in Beantown. Habs 4-6-0 in their last 10, Bs 6-3-1 and riding a four game win streak. On the flip side, Habs are actually on a four game win streak against the Bs. Jinx!

I'm sure they're Cylons - I still think Days of Y'Orr is one of the cleverest blog names around.

Hot like Number Six's red dress

For the Habs, uh, hmm, PatCHes and KidG each had a goal and an assist each in the last game, and TFS had a shutout. So let's go with that. Oh and our PK is still 4th in the league. That's something I guess. For the Bs, Krejci is piling up points, the Marchand-Bergoeron line has 29 points in their last 6 games, and the Bs rank 2nd in the league in goals against. No doubt the Habs offensive powerhouse can deal with that. Oh and the Bs have scored six goals in three straight games.

Cold like Admiral Cain shooting her XO in the head - Habs PP has 3 goals in the last 33 tries [/does math, comes up with some single digit %]. Ugh. Danny Boy has points in only 2 of his last 21 games.

Not playing due to an Ambrosia hangover - we need you back gCHuk! BlanCHe has an upper body something.

Post-game adult entertainment establishment to dream of frakking - Pop on down to Foxy Lady Brockton, which was recently raided by Homeland Security for "peddling fake Red Sox and Patriots gear in exchange for lap dances". God Bless America.

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HF29 Pops in fo---DIE BROONS DIE!!!!1!!!!1!!1!!!

Greetings 4HF'ers! 'Tis I, your former humble fearless leader HFsomethingorother subbing in for moeman who's in a big meeting or something. I have no idea how to do this anymore, so let's just get to it! Bruins, fuck yeah!!!!!! It's about fucking time.

Waiting in line details - 7:30 PM at the Bell. On the usual (for now) outlets. Habs coming off the whacky SO win over the Devils in NJ last night. Bs coming off four glorious days of rest and masturbation the schedule makers gifted them. Both teams are hot overall. Habs 7-0-1 over their last 8. I find that hard to believe, yet here we are. Bs 7-2-1 in their last 10. First place in the division is on the line. No, really. Though even if the Habs win the Bs will have 800 games in hand as usual. And they'll all be at home after a week's rest.

On the other side of the of the border - grab your Nexus card and go over and say hi to our old friend Cornelius.

Hot! Hot! Hot! - D!D!D! 9 points in his last 8 games to shut up Mayor Coderre. Had the regulation tie-er and SO winner last night. Holy moly. I don't give a fuck who's hot for the Bs.

Cold like a Boston girlfriend - uh, nobody maybe? Habs are good! I don't give a fuck who's cold for the Bs.

Not dancing due to too many vodka Red Bulls - RBQ suffering from an upper body something or other. I don't give a fuck who's injured for the Bs.

During-game adult entertainment establishment - I think I've mentioned this before, but every year around Xmas my buddies from my old law firm and I head over to SuperSexe. Tonight is that night. I hope they have a TV.

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