TMS has only one highlight to show you from his visit to the Bell Centre last night

Did the Habs win? We don't care, we were too busy hangin' with Anna Galchenyuk.

UPDATE: She Tweeted at me!

They ain't pretty, they're fucking ugly ~ Canadiens vs. broons Game Preview and Open Thread

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Inspired by the Northern Pikes.

We need two points, from PFKs powerplay hands 

And on this weekend Habs'll rock & roll marchand 

On Saturday night in Montreal's hometown barn 

In net is Carey, he looks like a movie TFStar 

Being in first place is turning FHFans on 

Pretzel lucic needs to visit a beauty salon

You read the comments inside here say 

broons ain't pretty and they just dive that way 

We make a date here to go for a drink 

29 wore his Pants! and Moey wore a mink

There was this misconception all over town 

That FHFemmes eat apple pie by the pound

RDS said "WatCH MTL at home, there won't be no fuss" 

hnic said "Sure but its the broons we'll discuss"

Watching their leaf I heard crotchescorner say 

"bobcold ain't pretty he just sounds that way"

So, uh, I blogrolled up, N31 was with Toaster at home 

Said "She's busy she can't stand clod julien's groan"

Won't hold my breath, Anon'll decide to bait 

A comment cut guy like me doesn't hesitate 

Mediots fell in love with bettman's model from hell 

It won't take too much time to see why Thornton 'fell'

Every crisfuckinglee game has a grave mistake 

timfuckingpeel ain't pretty he just refs that way 

jacobs fucking ego wrote cheques incredibly fast 

Bought him a tainted Cup, Collie's counting the cash

I fucking LOL'd on broons embellished play 

They ain't pretty they just dive that way 

They ain't pretty they just play that way 

They ain't pretty 

They're fucking ugly 

Jagr ain't pretty 

They ain't pretty when they whine all day

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Die broons Die!

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