Gather 'round ye olde pole for an old-fashioned stripperriffic Rags Game 4 preview and open thread

Greetings kidz! 'Tis I, your old-fashioned once and future adult entertainment leader 29 kicking it old school for his debut in this here playoffs. How does this work again?

Waiting in line details - 7 PM EST start (EDT? I never know what the clock change gets you to) from famed Madison Square Garden. It's really the only old-tyme iconic hockey building left, right? That's sad. Game on CBC, TVA Sports, and MSG Network and NBCSN for you Americans. For you cord-cutters and foreigners / ex-pats, I am sure Steve can fill you in on the online options of questionable legality. Now, I have a confession. I really don't mind Paul Romanupchuck. Sure he's CotU and biased, but he's a serviceable play by play robot. It could have been way (*cough* Cold) worse. I love this mysterious factoid from Paul R's Wikipedia page - "he did not call a single 2016 NHL conference final game for unknown reasons."

Pay your cover CHarge to - Blue Seat Blogs. They've got everything you could ask for in a DIY amateur blog. Hideous layout, badly formatted photos, an insane amount of ads paying them 2 cents a month, and a wonderful mix of honesty about their own team ("Last night’s loss was the worst playoff game the Rangers have played at home in quite some time" "the defense should also be ashamed of themselves") and disdain for their opponents ("Montreal is not good and is not deep. They have top-end talent, but their depth is terrible"). Completely inaccurate, but that's what I look for in a blog.

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Speaking of Ché! you should head over to Scott in Montreal's blog and read his excellent Amazing Ché parody. Did you know Scott has a blog? Did you know Scott is some sort of guitarist of note in Montreal's bar scene? The more you know.

Skanky Habs to watCH - Not much to complain about right now. I suppose we could use some goals from PatCHes, but he's got 17 shots (leads the NHL) and is working hard, they'll come. And I think N8 seems a little lost.

Hot sexy Rags to watch - King Henrik no doubt. Without him the series is over already. And even this hetero male will admit he is HOT. And SEXY. Look at him! Yowza.

Skanky Rags to watch - All of 'em, Katie.

Not dancing due to too many vodka Red Bulls - (Y)E skated again in Montreal yesterday, some are reporting he'll be back before the series ends. As of press time, I have no lineup notes. I think I used to do this much later in the day.

Post-game adult entertainment establishment - Rick's Cabaret and Steakhouse is famous for a reason and has everything you could ask for in a P-GAEE. Huge, classy, beautiful ladies, aged to perfection steaks and listed on the NASDAQ. Wait, what? Also, very conveniently located about a block and a half from MSG. Not that I would know. You could even go before the game too, as they have a $10 prix fixe lunch. It's a steal! Again, not that I would know.

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29 Presents A Summer of Star Trek Sexy Friday

Bon Vendredi Sexy mes ami(e)s and greetings nerds! 'Tis I, your once and former overlord HF29 giving moeman a well-deserved and long overdue week off. You may recall that a few years back, I presented (by the M's request) the very first Star Trek Sexy Friday. At the time I did Sexy TOS, expecting to follow up with the various serieseseses as the years went by. Well, three years later and I have done no follow up whatsoever! So there is no hope in hell I'll do each series in turn. Not to mention the Animated Series! That was sexy. But with the new movie out this summer (which I haven't seen yet, no spoilers!) it seemed like the perfect time to slap together some random pics of some of the sexiest Star Trek moments and actors from across the Trek universe (minus TOS). Sexy captains, lesbian Trills, and space yoga - we've got it all! We'll finish up with some other stuff and sexy Canadian Olympic medalists, because Star Trek isn't everything [/loses nerd cred]. GYFEnterpriseG!

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Emergency! Emergency! Moeman is down! Habs are down! Habs-Oil TWO P.M.!11!!11!!!

What up 4HFers??? I'll tell you what is not up, and that is our fearless leader moeman. He was walking along the street mulling the Habs' sorry state of affairs, and his mind was cloudy as he was ridiculously angry, and then a patch of ice leaped off the sidewalk, attacked him and put him down. I WILL SUE THAT PATCH OF ICE FOR YOU MOE.

The extent of his injuries is currently unknown. Dr. Mulder has been dispatched to check on his status. All we know for sure is that he is out of today's game with what is only being described as an "upper body injury". Suffice it to say, he has hurt his blogging hand. He was well enough to communicate with me though, so he should be up and better than ever in no time. Unlike the Habs.

Oh the Habs. For some reason they are playing at 2 PM? Must be Hockey Day in Canada? [/checks CBC.ca] Yeah that's it. Shows you how much attention I am paying to hockey these days.

Get better soon moe! The blogging world needs you.

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Frak those frakking Bs ~ HF29 FTL jumps in for your preview and open thread

 

So on Tuesday when Glorious Leader asked if I could do the Bs preview, I said "sure!" It was going to give me a chance to rant the frak out the frakking Habs who frakking sucked. Then they had to go out and win a game, a shutout no less, and look like a semi-competent NHL team in the process. Frak me, 'cause now I got nothing except my BSG memories. Let's do this thing.

Waiting for The One True God - 7 PM start in Beantown. Habs 4-6-0 in their last 10, Bs 6-3-1 and riding a four game win streak. On the flip side, Habs are actually on a four game win streak against the Bs. Jinx!

I'm sure they're Cylons - I still think Days of Y'Orr is one of the cleverest blog names around.

Hot like Number Six's red dress

For the Habs, uh, hmm, PatCHes and KidG each had a goal and an assist each in the last game, and TFS had a shutout. So let's go with that. Oh and our PK is still 4th in the league. That's something I guess. For the Bs, Krejci is piling up points, the Marchand-Bergoeron line has 29 points in their last 6 games, and the Bs rank 2nd in the league in goals against. No doubt the Habs offensive powerhouse can deal with that. Oh and the Bs have scored six goals in three straight games.

Cold like Admiral Cain shooting her XO in the head - Habs PP has 3 goals in the last 33 tries [/does math, comes up with some single digit %]. Ugh. Danny Boy has points in only 2 of his last 21 games.

Not playing due to an Ambrosia hangover - we need you back gCHuk! BlanCHe has an upper body something.

Post-game adult entertainment establishment to dream of frakking - Pop on down to Foxy Lady Brockton, which was recently raided by Homeland Security for "peddling fake Red Sox and Patriots gear in exchange for lap dances". God Bless America.

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29 pops in for a Star Trek Sexy Friday (TOS edition)

Let's start with some bondage gear

Greetings, nerds! With moeman in the wilds of Ontario for some sort of stuff, I'm filling in and have decided that it's time for the Star Trek Sexy Friday that one, maybe two of you have been clamoring for! However, as a nerd myself, I was overwhelmed by the volume of ST sexiness. So I decided I would break it down by series. We'll start with the sexxxy highlights from The Original Series today, and future Sexy Fridays will feature other versions of Star Trek. Well except the new movies, because they don't exist. You hear me? DO NOT EXIST.

Happy Sexy Friday nerds, and DIE BROONS DIE.

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