(make a) Pre-dick-shun ~ leaf

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Is there a doctor in the house? IceCaps-Laffs Open Thread

WARNING GRUESOME BLOODY BROKEN BENT FINGER PICTURE IN THIS POST.

Uhhh, sorry.

Kidz! Greetings! Tis I, your once and future mom wanted me to be a nice Jewish doctor and now is tremendously disappointed in me past glorious leader HF29. Your current glorious leader moe had some last minute out of town business and asked me to justify my Rolaids^® Relief Blogger of the Year Award of 2014 with a quick fill in post. Put me in coaCH!

I should be informed. I should CHeck who's playing.

[/checks Habs roster]

Have I been in a coma? The fuck? I have no idea what's going on. According to HI/O, these were the forward lines in practice yesterday:

DanO - PatCHes - CHé
Ghetto - PleXXXe - Leko
MitCHell - Carr - Flynn
Scherbak - McCarron - Farnham

I guess some of those people sound vaguely familiar. On the bright side, while learning about that SCHerbak dude I found out there is a WHL team called the Everett Silvertips. I then learned there is a town called Everett. It's in Washington. I then learned that a silvertip is another name for a grizzly bear. Learning is fun! Also, DDD is still injured. That's another bright side.

Oh yeah fuck the Leaf. I covered that in a previous relief appearance. I will add that since then, this morning the SFU is in a tizzy because the Leaf are currently sitting in a playoff spot!!! VERY EXCITING!!!1!!!11!! IT'S A NEW AGE IN TRONNA PEOPLE.

Fuck 'em all. GYFHG.

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A CHip off the ol' Habs ~ leaf

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For all diehard Habs FHFans!

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FHFore!

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Doom and gloom cuz there's no boom ~ Pre-Sexy Friday Thread

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Get it out of your System™

before Sexy Friday.

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Well that was um bare assing

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Double Parody! ~ The Montreal Canadiens vs. the leaf Game Preview and Open Thread

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These are the leafdaves I know, I know

These are the leafdaves I know

These are the leafdaves I know, I know

These are the leafdaves I know

david phaneuf

He works in nonis’ store

He's pylon’d here for 3 years

He'll probably work there for 7 more

These are the leafdaves I know, I know

These are the leafdaves I know

These are the leafdaves I know, I know

These are the leafdaves I know

dave kadri

He’s known for his loudmouth

Burke drafted him when the Sens said no

Since then the leaf hasbeen headed south

These are the leafdaves I know, I know

These are the leafdaves I know

These are the leafdaves I know, I know

These are the leafdaves I know

Some of them are Davids

The most revered was named Keon

But he came from a different Mom

These are the leafdaves I know, I know

These are the leafdaves I know

These are the leafdaves I know, I know

These are the leafdaves I know

dave kessel

Man, this cat can $wing

He weighs almost 250 pounds

And being invisible is his thing

These are the leafdaves I know, I know

These are the leafdaves I know

These are the leafdaves I know, I know

These are the leafdaves I know

dave nonis

I hardly know him

butt dredger is his job rim

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dave lupul

often suspended

pretty eyes and no girlfriend (NTTIAWWT)

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dave bernier

signed to save the ship

not making the Sochi trip

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david carlyle

he’s no Belinda

he’ll soon be on vacation, see ya

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dave reimer

Optimus fucking ha

Have your gal pal say hello to Elisha

…

These are the leafdaves I know, I know

These are the leafdaves I know

These are the leafdaves I know, I know

These are the leafdaves I know

[Next two measures sung by the cockroaches we know: ]

We are the leafdaves we know, we know

We are the leafdaves we know

We are the leafdaves we knows, we know

We are the leafdaves we know

Some of us aren’t Davids

But most of us are leafdaves

We all play with our own hands

And we come from leaf hardons

These are the leafdaves I know, I know

These are the leafdaves

Hey where’s dave bolland?

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Gallaghers are my very favourite breed

They're cute and cuddly, easy Habs to feed

They will bring you up whenever you are down

Gallaghers average 200 blue ice pounds

When I talk about this KidG town

The only thing that makes me down

Is when people put on a Happy Meal frown

Gallaghers are my very favourite type

Strong, smugly easy Hab to hype

Gallaghers are there in the 21st century

Therrien has one to prevent misery

Gallaghers are good with the EGG

Studies show they prolong Habs fans lives

No one wants to cry

leaf can fuck off and die

Die leaf die

Die leaf die

Worms eating your 67 eyes

29’s bass solo

... excuse me ladies you are scantily clad …

Wow that hurt.

You know those mornings that you can't get out to blog

And you’d call in sick if you had bob cold’s job?

You know those evenings when you just wanna watCH TV,

eat corn CHips and masturbate? 

Sure you do

Well when those days happen

What you should do is start thinking about my FHFriends

My little FHFurry Pants!proof pals

You know who I'm talking about.....

Les Gallaghers sont mes types favourites

Jolies, CHarment, pas de problème à maintenir

Ils donnent du joie

Quand tu es 'blue'

Les Gallaghers sont presque vingt bleu livres

Give Gallaghers a CHance

Do the KidG dance

But if you want your love to show and you want your love to grow

Then go KidG, go KidG, go KidGGGGGGGGGGGGGYFHG!!!!

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Crack'd leaf vs. Habs at home Game Preview and Open Thread

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