TMS presents the Victoria's Secret 2011 Fashion Show Preview and Open Thread

There was so much coaching change news yesterday (hello CaoCH Kirk and Dale Hunter), and none of it involved CHokula. And then PatCHes got THREE FUCKING GAMES from Shanaban. One for the hit, two for not being a Bruin. All pretty sad news. So we must remember the important stuff in the universe - the Victoria's Secret 2011 Fashion Show airs tonight at 10 PM on CBS. As 4HF are long-time supporters of the Angels, we felt it necessary to prepare for the big event tonight with a detailed look. Fortunately, the actual fashion show took place weeks ago, so we've got the 411 on what to expect.

Hot - Candice Swanepoel. Fresh off her posing topless for jeans, Candice has the skillz to get a hat trick (causing instant erection, premature ejaculation, and having a catfight with another model) tonight. Doutzen Kroes (pronounced "Doubt-sin Cruise") is Dutch, meaning she can be tall, blond, and gorgeous AND roll you a nice spliff for after. Candice and Doutzen both have the rare (in English at least) O-E vowel combination in their last name. Coincidence? Not if you pronounce it "ooooohhhh!!! eeeee!!!"

Not - Miranda Kerr - SO 2008. We need fresh meat. Jay-Z and Kanye West - how am I supposed to masturbate with a couple of dudes rapping on stage? And finally, those stupid elaborate wings / back pieces. Total turnoff. And they just get in the way.

Post-game adult entertainment establishment - some quiet time home alone.

GYFAngelsG!!!

Gameday! ~ Habs vs. Pens ~ Gill's 1000th 10/20

Live from Pittsburg, its the Habs (1-3-1) vs. PensansSid (4-2-2) and still missing Canadiens killer and RDS favori Letang. Malkin is a game day decision. Squid is in to help the anemic offence (at least in scoring goals). Congrats to HMCSkillsie who is playing his 1000th game. Put him on the PP! TFS™ is still looking for his 100th win and Diazzling his 2nd career goal!

Previews from tsn, rds, nhl, pukes.

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BR says the Habs need a scare. Bou!

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No need to panic silly, CHumps,

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See you in the comments,

play nice and don't piss in my punCH.

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Don't wanna play nice?

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G Y F H G !