We won't mi$$ you ~ Habs vs. Rangers Preview 11/05

Look over there, its $cott Gomehs.

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Breaking News ~ Neither the Canadiens or the NYR miss Scott Gomez. The Hot!Hot!Hot! Habs head to NYC's refurbed MSG to take on the equally recently efficient Rangers. juice&iRiRi says the puck drops at 7pm-ish. Neither the Canadiens or the NYR miss Scott Gomez. Looks like Fonzerella missed him some foul-loud-mouth-staypuft Sean Avery. TFS™ be warned. The game is on the regular Saturday night CHannels, RDS being the better CHoice, unless you can stand some bob cold. Plus it'll be a leaf nickelsuckfest on hnic anyways. Neither the Canadiens or the NYR miss Scott Gomez. Habs have some great looking triple Ds & Tits. Should be a great goalie matCH with the calm, cool and collecting wins TFS™ challenging The King of NY. Neither the Canadiens or the NYR miss Scott Gomez. NHL, TSN, RDS, PUKE previews.

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STFU Sean!

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juce's Movember staCHe.

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~ Glimmer Twin parody ~

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You've been holding out so long

You've been sleeping all along

$cott we don't miss you

The Goat's hanging on the phone

He's seen dealing all alone

He no want to diss you

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh GYFHG!

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh GYFHG!

Well, we've been haunted by your play

You haven't been starring in the games

$cott we won't miss you

Lego's been waiting in the hall

Been waiting on your fall

When the phone rings

It's just Glen Sather that say,

"Hey, thanks for McDonagh man?

We're gonna come around here at seven

With some 4HF'n girls that are just dyin'

to Pants! you.

I'm gonna bring a case of wine

Hey, let's go mess and 4HFool around

You know, like we used to.

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah

Aaah aaah aaah GYFHG!

Oh everybody here waits so long

Oh moeman why you take so long?

We want to comment on! Comment on!

I've been walking Gatineau Park

Singing like a lark

People think I'm crazy

I've been fumbling with my tweets

Shuffling through Scott's sheet

Asking people, "What's the matter with Gomehs?"

Sometimes he just wanna play with himself

Sometimes he just no play

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh GYFHG!

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh GYFHG!

We won't miss you $cott

I guess Gainey was trying to go top shelf

It was just you and no one else

Lord we won't miss you $cott

You've been fucking up my mind

Wasting all my time

No, I won't miss you, Gomehs, yeah

Lord we won't miss you $cott

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah

Aaah aaah aaah GYFHG!

Lord we won't miss you $cott

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah

Aaah aaah aaah GYFHG!

Lord we won't miss you $cott

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah

Aaah aaah aaah GYFHG!

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~ Bend The End ~

G Y F H G !

Kinda bleu/blanc/rouge ~ Habs vs. Flyers Preview 10/26

Not feeling so hot eh boys? It would be fun to blow a trumpet for a jazzy win over the Flyers and not blow another lead/game/player. Best thing is to play hard and fucking win before Geoff decides to polish the brass and get some fresh blood in the management ranks. Speaking of ranks, they're updated in the sidebar. Believe me it ain't fun CHanging those but they reflect reality and fuck does it bite. You know who doesn't bite? Miles Davis. When my Habs are junk, I listen to his bluesy, jazzy, fusioned funk.

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Previews, NHL, RDS, TSN, pukes.

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Win this one for Pleky. R.I.P. little Hab fan.

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Pronger and PatCHes-less game is on the usual CHannels.

Pre-game psyCHoanalysis at 7pm EST,

juce&iRiRi say the puck drops at 7:30.

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TFS™ says, “I’m one loss away from putting on a garter belt.”

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Did I mention I was heading to the blue waters of Barbados?

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Merci sCHreaming gal.

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Kinda mehkes you wonder ...

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~ Its not the end of the world, butt for now a PicASSo ~

G Y F H G !