Habs South come North ~ Tampa Preview 01/07

Un-tie!
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Tied in points, Tampa is back to play the Habs, hopefully sans cris+lee and tim+peel. Bell Centre crowd should be rockin'! Get that new goal horn blastin'! Fuck off séparatiste flag wavin'! Previews from rds, nhl, tsn, go Wings!

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Alright!

Haaa-ha-ha-ha!
Some say, we cannot get to 8th from here,
But we care where they're goin'
Here's to the no red line
Mmm, Lego's stepping over!
Thought you'd never miss Jaro
Till Lars left his Mound City address
Non-stop skater, what a worker
Blue-eyed murder in a five point game
CHange, nothin' stays the same
UnCHained, and he hit the net gunnin'
CHange, ain't nothin' stays the same
UnCHained, yeah a hit with the crowd screamin'


I know, I don't ask for permission
This is my CHance to blog
Maybe Candice ain't enough for you
But it's my turn to Jump! and fly
Thought I'd never miss Lee till he got fat juicy paycheque
Non-stop talker, what a fuckin' rocker
Blue-eyed singer and his hair's still a mess


CHange, RÇ's lines stay the same
UnCHained, hits and pounds from (Y)emelin!
CHange, with Tits & Colé ain't nothin' stays the same
Unchained, yeah Gio's back playin'


(29's What'd i miss Guitar Solo)


CHange, fucking refs, nothin' stays the same
UnCHained, all four lines gunnin'
CHange, LeCave will never be the same
UnCHained, yeah Yzerman wouldn't be Goatin'
Woo-hoo! Take a look at Candice!
Hey woman, that suit is you!


Whoo-whee! We'll get some 4HFun tonight for sure!
Show us what you can do! Hoo hoo hoo!


(Come on Steve, gimme a link)


Hey hey hey hey! One winning streak, comin' up!
CHange, ain't nothin' stays the same
UnCHained, yeah ya hit the ice gunnin'
CHanged, ain't nothin' stays the same
UnCHained, yeah ya keep the Lightning shittin'
CHange, ain't nothin' stays the same
UnCHained, yeah ya fuck RDS' hatin'
Change, ain't nothin' stays the same
UnCHained! yeah ya 4:20 spliffin'
UnCHained!
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G Y F H G !

Habs milk a win ~ CHream rises to the top

Colé & farmhands squeeze out a win.

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G Y F H G !

Pump, it, up! ~ ♥ Habs vs. Isles 12/13 ♥

Never easy to get, it, up for NYI. We can let the blood and alCHohol flow to our wee, pee brains here at 4HF, whilst our Habs hopefully pump up the PP energy and puck flow as they clog up the Isles zone with a fresh supply of exciting offence (here's looking at you Squid). Previews from rds, tsn, nhl. Campoli in, Russian Tank out. Montoya vs ???. CHeck your pulses, puck drops at 19h30ish.

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Yeah, like this could wait 'til Xmas.
Merci Candicecane.

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Speaking of things that pump us up. Kate!

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Vodkovs been on tenterhooks

Goat's gettin' dirty looks,

list'ning to the blowback,

thinking 'bout this 'n' that.

JMs said that's that.

He don't wanna CHitter-CHat.

Campoli in, (Y)emelin sat?

The System™, turn it down flat!

PPump it up we really need it.

PPump it up fuckin' Kafka can feed it.

KafKa in the Bell pleasure Centre,

hell bent or heaven sent?

CHeckin' the PPropaganda.

Don't listen to Hickey's latest slander.

There's nothing so sick man

that he wouldn't understand.

Pump it up until you can feel it.

Pump it up when you don't really need it.

She's our blog Bar girl.

She's 29's CHemical.

Though he tries to researCH it,

she's like a narcotic.

You wanna nurture her.

You wanna pick and play her.

All the things she has to offer,

putting up 29's temp'rature.

Pump it up 29 you can feel it.

Pump it up 29 you really need it.

Out in the Montreal show,

Isles are the bargain bin,

TFS™ puts his passion out

under the p-shot pressure pin.

Fuck CHocula's submission,

hit-and-run is Tank's mission.

We're wishing for more (Y)emelin!

Pump it up until you can feel it.

Pump it up and win cuz we really need it.

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Habs biggest heart, Josh.

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Wrap it up, my 12 days of Xmas gifts,

first one goes to 29.

Have fun picking some Bar blues Bro.

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Have some faith in your Habs.

I'd put mine in Mme. Hill.

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Heartthrob.

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Legs, up.

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GYFHG!

Whats this white stuff? ~ Cane Preview 11/23

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After shovelling their driveways, Colé goes 'home' with his .500 Canadiens are heading south for a pre-Thanksgiving tilt with the Canes. G Y F H G !

• Gill to play. √

• St. Denis not. √

• PleXXXe will be overused. √

• Eller not. √

• TFS™ √

• Previews from TSN, RDS, NHL. √

• Need rum. √

• New Smiths set. √

• SnowsunsCHreen. √

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Josh.

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My moe-vember staCHe.

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Fell asleep on the couCH.

I know, I'm getting' old.

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~ Eyeing the end ~

G Y F H G !

Habs need to focus ~ Sexy Friday has me seeing double

The D pairs need to stick together.

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JMagoo is blind to CHange.

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The eyes get em' all the time.

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Cool IS Tropical' tune 'LIES'. (nsfw)

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BeaCH bum.

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StaCHe for Geoff Molson.

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The Ends.

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G Y F H G !

Habs were real and spectaCHular as they cane Carolina 4-0

Win.

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G   Y   F   H   G   !

4 of 4 points ~ take em & THX29!

PatCHed!

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G Y F H G !

flash news ~ Habs hit the dry heat ~ Yotes Preview 11/10

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I'm hoping a little desert heat will thaw/warm up The System™ into a few offensive rushes and some goals for our (5-7-2) Habs, taking on the whiner-less Yotes (7-4-2). No FFSquid! No Tits! No Gomehs. Still no Vodkov. Palooka is playing. Too soon to say fuck it? meh, its a late game, we'll all be drunk whilst Kmaxx sleeps. NHL, TSN, RDS and PUKE have Previews of their own, so do the kids at PK'ists. juce gave us the 9h00pm-ish drop the puck time. Try staying up, you know you can do it. I've got tomorrow off so I can watCH and prep the Sexy Friday post simultaneously. Man I love Siri. She does almost anything I need, done.

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Thanks for flashing Doutzen.

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Show some flash Lego.

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Bloggin' is hard work.

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The flashy Steve's Movember staCHe collection.

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Phind the phlashy phoenix phan phor phavor.

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~ An auto-focused End ~
(taken in daylight, no flash required)

G Y Flashing H G !

Hump, 2, 3, 4, we want more

Seems like so long since the Habs bitCH-slapped the broons.

Oh well, gives me time to clean out the downloads folder.

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Rump roast recipe.

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Stumps.

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I rarely agree with this chump.

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Shag this rump.

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How cool is this jump?

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... and this one.

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This chump should stick to jumping on stage.

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Gomeh's lump, badumpump.

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Plump.

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Try to trump this Movember staCHe bitCHes.

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Cool musical interlude, circa 1979.

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Bajan bums beckon.

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~ The End of the ends ~

G Y F H G !