Burn down the CHocula Banana Stand ~ Habs vs. Rangers Preview 11/19

Name: CHocula's Original Frozen PP Banana Stand

Owner: Geoff Molson

Business Address: 24 Apocalypse Ave 

Type or services provided: Boring systemized CHocula-covered shit

Hours of Operation: Every fucking Game

Employee/s: Poorly managed

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Lost scene found on the cutting room floor:

Geoff: You what?

Goat: Burned it right down to the ground.


Geoff: Are you crazy? There was money on CHocula's banana stand.


Goat: Well, it's all gone now, and it was my decision. So next time we have

a little power play struggle, remember that we're not playing Gomereha.

Geoff: There was seven million and five hundred thousand dollars

lining the walls of CHocula's banana stand.


Goat: Quoi?


Geoff: Cash, Goat.


Goat: But he's proven to be a liability ?


Geoff: How much clearer can I say, there's always

MONEY IN THE CHocula BANANA STAND!


CHocula: Not touching PleXXXe!


Goat: Fuck that shit!


CHocula: Not touching Darche!


Goat: Give me the fucking notepad!


CHocula: Not touching my hair!


Kirk Muller: Can you believe this shit?!

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Canadiens play the fire-hot Rangers tonight. No word yet if tim peel will arrest the development of the game. So get your favourite cutoffs jorts on, puck is sCHeduled to drop at 7h00ish. Previews from TSN, RDS, NHL, PUKE.

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Tobias says keep your Pants! on.
The Preview is almost never nude.

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Click to unravel.

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Just KeepItSimpleSystem™.

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Keep your socks on.

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G Y F H G !

The System™ Revisited ~ Habs vs. Isles Preview 11/17

Last night it CHanged a bit due to circumstances.

What do GM & JM pull out of their asses tonight ?

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Our InGlorieux Basterds will be playing some Puck Fiction on Long Island tonight, hopefully not sucking eaCH others cocks along the way? Mr. Budi Call gets the nod in net (vs. Nabokov), giving Mr. FranCHise a bit of a break after his shutout win at home (hey tsn, go fuck yourselves for mentioning the unspoken word with less than 3 minutes to play, fucking phlegmiller). Habs are 7-2-1 in they last 10. The System™ in action or just plain luck? meh, just go medieval on their 4-8-3 NYI asses. Puck. Drops! at 7h00pm-ish. Previews from RDS, TSN, NHL, PUKE.

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Foxy film foxes.

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BAMF!

One of the fucking funniest hockey

coaching clinics you'll ever see.

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Win this one for Eddy. R.I.P. Mr. PalCHak.

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G Y F H G !

UnsCHackled ~ will CHocula free The System™? ~ Carolina Preview 11/16

Release the boys!
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No Vodkov, No HMCS Gill, No Spacek, No Campoli, No problem? Not so fast. Tonight's D is so young and inexperienced they'd be carded at JimParée. No dance-à-D. Hurricanes (6-9-3) blow into Montréal (7-7-3) to play Eric Cole's Canadiens. Colé is playing well despite being shackled by CHocula's system. Just let them play the game they're great at (and yes that means no PleXXXe on the PP point). Nota bene - nuke the notepad. Juicy puck drop is at 19h00ish. Previews from TSN, RDS, NHL, PUKE.

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Please release GM+JM let them go
For I don't love them anymore
To waste this team would be a sin
Release GM+JM and let me Pants! again

Mr. Molson find a new coaCH ya hear
And add a new GM to get them into gear
Your CHeap CHeese naCHos are warm but your beer is cold
Release GM+JM cuz The System™'s growing mold

For I don't like PleXXXe on the PP point
So release GM+JM and let me Olé again

Please release GM+JM can't you see
You'd be a fool to CHling to them
A season of strife brings a house of pain
So release GM+JM and let me CHeer again
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Even PleXXXe wants tits.

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G Y F H G !