Going deeper ... Game 3 ~ Happy Mother's Day to all FHF Moms

 

My Mom (17 in this pic)

sang in a rock n' roll band

~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~

Deep Playoff Run (apologies to CHappell Roan)

(Sung to the tune of "Pink Pony Club")

 

I know you wanted me to stay

Mired in the Atlantic division, out of Bettman’s way

And I heard Saint-Louis’s sage conseil

Where players on this Habs team are teammates all the way

 

I’m having wicked dreams

Of Habs supremacy

Oh, playoffs’ final round

I swear it’s calling me

Won’t make ol’ Bettman proud

It’s gonna cause a scene

He sees a Canadian team

I know he’s gonna scream

 

God, what have you done?

There are deep playoff rounds

Where Habs don’t belong

Yo mama, we’re having great fun

 

On the ice with FastLane

Where the CH belong all pushing for a

Deep playoff run

I’m gonnn keep on hoping for a

Deep playoff run

I’m gonna keep on cheering

Down at Brasserie CHerrier

I’m gonna keep on rooting for a

Deep playoff run, deep playoff run

 

Newhook scored, and jaws are on the floor

Tage Thompson in the bathroom spewing vomit at the door

Blackout zones; fans screwed throughout it all

Every night’s another reason why the Habs won’t fall

 

I thank my wicked dreams

Of Habs supremacy

Oh, playoffs’ final round

Are you that far from me?

Won’t make ol’ Bettman proud

It’s gonna cause a scene

He sees a Canadian team

I know he’s gonna scream

God, what have you done?

There are deep playoff rounds

Where the Habs don’t belong

Yo mama, we’re having great fun

 

On the ice with our hockey ghosts

It’s where we belong down in a

Deep playoff run

I’m gonna keep on hoping for a

Deep playoff run

I’m gonna keep on cheering

Down at Brasserie CHerrier

I’m gonna keep on rooting for a

Deep playoff run, deep playoff run

 

Don’t think of players left behind

Still love Price and Weber

You’re always on my mind 

And Gary, every Saturday

I can hear your lawyery drawl a thousand miles away, saying

God, what have you done?

There are deep playoff rounds

Where the Habs don’t belong

Yo mama, we’re having great fun

 

On the late Springtime ice

It’s where we belong down in a

Deep playoff run

I’m gonna keep on hoping for a

Deep playoff run

I’m gonna keep on cheering

Down at Brasserie CHerrier

I’m gonna keep on rooting for a

Deep playoff run, deep playoff run

I’m gonna keep on hopin’!

Thx SiM !

~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~

G Y F P H G !

Fryday FHFun ~ Game 2

 

How ya FHFeelin’ ?

~ ~ ~

In Spite of Themselves

We don't like the refs all scummy 

mclame thinks uncrossin' his legs is funny 

leafnet looks down their nose at money 

mlse gets it on like the Easter Bunny 

They’se Bettman’s baby, they’re his honey 

Ain’t never gonna let him go

nacho ain't got laid in a month of Saturdays 

He got caught once, now sniffin' SFUndies 

He ain't too sharp yet he got things done 

Drinks his murcin’ beer like it's oxygen 

He's a leaf baby 

And fucking sfu his honey 

Never gonna let him go

Habs break

In spite of ourselves 

We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow 

Against all odds 

Honey, we're the big silver prize 

We're gonna spite our noses 

Right off of our FHFaces 

There won't be nothin' but big old hearts 

Dancin' in our eyes

mclame’s stupid hnit jokes are corny 

Coach Crotch fightin’ movies make him horny 

ron’s ketchup on friedman’s scrambled eggs 

Swears like a sailor when it runs down his legs 

ron takes a lickin' 

bieksucks keeps on tickin' 

Hahahrudey never gonna let him go

Habs break

MSL’s got more balls than a big brass monkey 

No wacked out weirdo, just a lovebug hockey junkie 

MSLy as a fox and crazy as a MSLoon 

Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon 

He's my coach I don't mean maybe 

Never gonna let him HuGo

In spite of ourselves 

We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow 

Against all odds 

Moey, we're the big silver prize 

We're gonna spite our noses 

Right off of our FHFaces 

There won't be nothin' but big old hearts 

Dancin' in our eyes 

There won't be nothin' but big old hearts 

Dancin' in our eyes

~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~

G Y F P H G !