Nuit BlanCHe à Montréal ~ Welcome back Whitey ~ Habs vs. flyers Game Preview and Open Thread

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You have to PH**king Beat! ~ Habs vs. Phi Game Preview and Open Thread

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Naughty or Nice game tonight? ~ Habs vs. PHucktards on juce's BDay

GYFHGWinItForJuce!

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Two-consecutive-game-winning Habs vs. broken but battling PHlyers. No Giroux means RDS will have one less sploogefest. Yes, I'd have one too if he was a Hab. No PHronger, so no elbows to the head (cuz he's tall ya see). No Schenn, who PHucking cares except CotU yokels. No Gio, no MOEmaN, no Diazling. No problem cuz (Y)emelin is back to increase his hit totals. TFS™, Colé, DDD, Tits all playing still nice. Blunden is in to maybe bash a bunCH of shrinking laviolettes. Previews from rds, tsn, nhl, CotUyokels. Now juce, take a deep breath, make a wish, blow out the CHandles and tell us the puck drops at or near 7h30ish. Now put the batteries back in the smoke detector.

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Warm your tush and tootsies.

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Nice Kate
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Naughty Candice
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Calendar numBar 10 of 14. <--(click!)
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Xmas Gift #2, this one is for all 4HFers.

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G Y F H G !

Sexy Friday's triplets would like to remind you that today's game is at THREE P.M. - PHucktards preview and open thread

Ola, 4HF'ers! As you know, with our glorious leader celebrating his special bday in Barbados, you've got your former glorious leader taking the helm for the next week. Oh the humanity!

Anyway, this game is at THREE P.M. THREE IN THE AFTERNOON. 15H00. You got that? Obviously this has to do with US Thanksgiving which apparently is a four day holiday or something. But jebus, some of us have to work up here in Canada. Well, not me per se, but some of us. Though I guess you Euros are in for a treat with a nice prime time game.

I'd like to emphasize to you that this game is at THREE. You got that? In case you need reminding, three is an important number:

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three; no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Beliveau towards thine PHucktards, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Amen.

Don't worry about a thing, Three Little Birds told me this pre-game info - I've heard it's a 3 PM start in Philly. On RDS and TSN-Habs, and everyone please share your "alternative" video sources in the comments to help out your fellow 4HF'ers at work. Mtl coming off the shootout win over the Canes, Philly won in OT against the Isles. Habs 5-4-1 in their last 10, Philly 6-2-2.Their previous meeting this season was that kick-ass 5-1 Habs win after the root of all our problems Perry Pearn got the axe.

Queer as a three-dollar bill (NTTAWWT) - Broad Street Hockey is the best for all your PHucktard info.

Triplet interlude for the ladies:

Rising like my penis in the presence of the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon 6 - Lego, Lego, and more Lego. Habs third-ranked PK in the league.  Danny Boy had a pair in the Isles game, including the OT winner. Hartnell has 5 points over his last 3 games.

Plunging like the neckline of Britney's white outfit in her "3" video - PP specialist DarCHe now pointless in 16. PFK's offensive output. Bryzgalov may not be turning into Philly's goalie saviour, after giving up 3 goals on 9 shots in the Isles game and getting yanked before the first was over.

Hurting like HF29 after a 3-day meth binge -  no Gomereha, hurray! Long-term yada yada, though rumours have Vodkov tantalizingly close to returning. Both Jagr and Pronger are questionable for the PHucktards.

Establishment for your post-game table dance with three adult entertainers - Club Risqué looks ok. And they have an "upstairs" which has male dancers for the ladies. Win-win!

To finish off our 3some, here's a video of a set of sexy foreign triplets playing fiddles and doing the weather. OK then. GYFHG!

Kinda bleu/blanc/rouge ~ Habs vs. Flyers Preview 10/26

Not feeling so hot eh boys? It would be fun to blow a trumpet for a jazzy win over the Flyers and not blow another lead/game/player. Best thing is to play hard and fucking win before Geoff decides to polish the brass and get some fresh blood in the management ranks. Speaking of ranks, they're updated in the sidebar. Believe me it ain't fun CHanging those but they reflect reality and fuck does it bite. You know who doesn't bite? Miles Davis. When my Habs are junk, I listen to his bluesy, jazzy, fusioned funk.

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Previews, NHL, RDS, TSN, pukes.

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Win this one for Pleky. R.I.P. little Hab fan.

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Pronger and PatCHes-less game is on the usual CHannels.

Pre-game psyCHoanalysis at 7pm EST,

juce&iRiRi say the puck drops at 7:30.

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TFS™ says, “I’m one loss away from putting on a garter belt.”

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Did I mention I was heading to the blue waters of Barbados?

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Merci sCHreaming gal.

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Kinda mehkes you wonder ...

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~ Its not the end of the world, butt for now a PicASSo ~

G Y F H G !