Emergency! Emergency! Moeman is down! Habs are down! Habs-Oil TWO P.M.!11!!11!!!

What up 4HFers??? I'll tell you what is not up, and that is our fearless leader moeman. He was walking along the street mulling the Habs' sorry state of affairs, and his mind was cloudy as he was ridiculously angry, and then a patch of ice leaped off the sidewalk, attacked him and put him down. I WILL SUE THAT PATCH OF ICE FOR YOU MOE.

The extent of his injuries is currently unknown. Dr. Mulder has been dispatched to check on his status. All we know for sure is that he is out of today's game with what is only being described as an "upper body injury". Suffice it to say, he has hurt his blogging hand. He was well enough to communicate with me though, so he should be up and better than ever in no time. Unlike the Habs.

Oh the Habs. For some reason they are playing at 2 PM? Must be Hockey Day in Canada? [/checks CBC.ca] Yeah that's it. Shows you how much attention I am paying to hockey these days.

Get better soon moe! The blogging world needs you.

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Coffee, Tea or Winnie? ~ Habs vs. Jets ~ 10/09 Pre/Review

Welcome back Winnie, my have you grown since those wonder years back in Atlanta.

You sure are easy on the eyes. Now go easy on our Habs.

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Game day previews ~ RDS, PUKE, TSN, NHL (might want to stay current there NHL webmaster).

Hot & Not ~ Nothing to report regarding stats as both the Habs and Jets have yet to score a goal. Habs embarrassed themselves to the joy of the hypocritical pukes at hnic. Missing the flight for the Habs are Vodkov, Campoli, Betts. Not making the takeoff are Fehr and Ben Maxwell. Still suffering from his 1979 concussion, don cherry will likely make this game all about him.

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People can shit on Steve Miller for hack songs like Abracadabra

(the word 'bra' twice!) but the riffs in this tune are slick.

Leavin' home, out on the road 

Habs down 1 game and can't score

Manitoba's ridin' along in their big ol' Jets plane 

They've been wanting' them back home 

Steve Penney's red light seems so far away 

And it feels like Selanne shouldn't be gone 

In Atlanta somebody tried to make them stay 

You know bettman's Thrashers got to be movin' on 

Oh, Oh big ol' Jets home opener 

Don't carry my Habs too far away 

Oh, Oh big ol' Jets home opener 

Cause it's the Habs that have come to play 

Goodbye to all my FHFriends at our previous home 

Goodbye to people whose ice cream dreams were busted 

I've got to go out and make my 4HF way 

I might get riCH you know I might even get lusted 

But my Habs heart keeps calling me backwards 

As I remember 1977

Ridin' high I had tears in my eyes 

You know Serge had to go through hell 

Before he got to GM in hockey heaven 

Oh, Oh big ol' Jets home opener 

Don't carry my Habs too far away 

Oh, Oh big ol' Jets home opener 

Cause it's the Habs that have come to play 

TouCHin' down in Manitoba town 

Feel the cold comin' down 

Habs got to keep on keepin' on 

You know JM's 1st line keeps on spinnin' around 

And the D is playin' with some hesitation 

You know that TFS™ can surely see 

That he don't want to get caught up in any of that 

Fucking shit goin' down in his crease 

Oh, Oh big ol' Jets home opener 

Don't carry my Habs too far away 

Oh, Oh big ol' Jets home opener 

Cause it's the Habs that have come to play 

Oh, Oh big ol' Jets home opener 

Don't carry my Habs too far away 

Oh, Oh big ol' Jets home opener 

Cause it's the Habs that have come to play 

Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah 

Oh, Oh big ol' Jets home opener 

Don't carry my Habs too far away 

Oh, Oh big ol' Jets home opener 

Cause it's great to see back to stay  

Cause it's in Canada that the game belongs

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~ The End ~

G Y F H G !