Showing posts with label Habs suck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Habs suck. Show all posts

Feb 6, 2016

Emergency! Emergency! Moeman is down! Habs are down! Habs-Oil TWO P.M.!11!!11!!!

What up 4HFers??? I'll tell you what is not up, and that is our fearless leader moeman. He was walking along the street mulling the Habs' sorry state of affairs, and his mind was cloudy as he was ridiculously angry, and then a patch of ice leaped off the sidewalk, attacked him and put him down. I WILL SUE THAT PATCH OF ICE FOR YOU MOE.

The extent of his injuries is currently unknown. Dr. Mulder has been dispatched to check on his status. All we know for sure is that he is out of today's game with what is only being described as an "upper body injury". Suffice it to say, he has hurt his blogging hand. He was well enough to communicate with me though, so he should be up and better than ever in no time. Unlike the Habs.

Oh the Habs. For some reason they are playing at 2 PM? Must be Hockey Day in Canada? [/checks CBC.ca] Yeah that's it. Shows you how much attention I am paying to hockey these days.

Get better soon moe! The blogging world needs you.

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Oct 24, 2011

Jacques offs ~ Going overboard? Habs vs. Panthers Game Preview 10/24

Trouble ahead for Jacques? Will The Goat walk the plank with him? Maybe tonight's game against the powerful Panthers will determine their fate. A win might keep them from being thrown overboard but some really rough seas are surely ahead with battles versus the fucking PHI pirates and the broon tainted Cupillagers. Before that ship sails, lets see what's kind of poop is on deck. After a puke-inducing OT loss to the toronto jackoffs, the 1-4-2 Habs with new shipmates Blunden and Nokelainen suiting up to play FLA (4-3-0). RDS says Budaj is starting as TFS™ has lost the map to his 100th win treasure. Run some rum, it should be fun.
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BTW, I'll be Bridgetown beaCHing with
Bajan beauties for 2 weeks in November.
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You know, regardless of where the Habs'll be,
I'll be Happy!
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Well I never post a thread past sunset, 
It always burns a hole in my Pants!.
Once made a sCHool marm real happy,
She never blew her second CHance, oh no 
I need a win to keep me happy, 
I need a win to keep me happy. 
Goat, Goat keep me happy. 
Jack, Jack keep me happy.

Always taking shitty players from strangers,

Didn't wanna see no fucking Phoenix trade. 
Never want to be like Ol' Jacques Demers, 
Working for the boss until that fateful day.
I need a win to keep me happy, 

I need a win, Geoff won't ya keep me happy. 

Gio, won't ya keep me happy.

Budaj, please keep me
I need a win to keep me happy, 
I need a win to keep me happy. 
Cole, buddy keep me happy.
PFK!, baby keep me happy.


Gonna get a flash from my rum cocktails, 
When I see some Bajan flesh off the coast. 
Only win was a lift out of weak Jets, 
Since then they can't seem to fly back home.

I need a win to keep me happy, 
I need a win to keep me happy. 
Keira, Keira keep me happy.

Scarjo, Scarjo keep me happy, baby
Happy, Rhianna won't you keep me, happy

Moey won't you keep me, happy 
Esther won't you keep me, happy

iRiRi won't you keep me, happy 
Steve won't you keep me, happy

Now flying fish - keep me happy

Now 4HFers won't you scream it - keep moe happy!

Bajan babes got the feeling I'm - happy

Na na na na now keep me - happy

My my my, keep me - happy

Keep on dancing - keep moe happy!


Kinda, scratCHy Keef.
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Merci Keira.
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You know what rhymes with rum?
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G Y F H G !