Enjoy your summer of tainted celebration broons and broons fans? Whatevs. Your little buddy Collie ain't there this year to shill you some NHL HQ biased bullshit. I see our Habs are tied for points in the standings. We've got excuses with injuries and having a broken system. We got our 6 points too. Anyways, nice to see our true rival in panic mode. What, the mediots aren't reporting riots and revolutions in Boston? Maybe its because the Red Sox are in the World Series and taking all the headlines? Or not. Habs are coming off a convincing win over the PHucktards and will hopefully Carey the momentum into tonight's game. RDS, TSN and some hack network labelled NESN are the Channels of CHoice. Vodkov use to be your nemesis, now its PatCHes, our best player so far this year.
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Just try hurting him.
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Die broons Die! Especially this POS,
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... and this one.
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Bs got brass in pocket
Got Collie, they had to use him.
Intention
Jacob$ fucking disruptive,
Bettman make you, make you, make you tainted
Ape's option, no restrained motion.
Seen driving PatCHes, stanCHion leaning.
No reason, to broons fans so pleasing.
Gonna make you, make you, make you our bitCH
Gonna use Gill's arms,
Gonna use Gio legs,
Gonna use PFKs style,
Gonna use TFS™'s side-step
Gonna use my blog fingers.
Gonna use my, my, my, imagination.
Cause we're going make you see
- there's nobody else here
No one like PatCHes.
He's special, so special.
He'll get some of your attention, just watCH and see!
He's got rhythm, he can't miss a beat.
Marchand's a skank who reeks.
Got nothing. Collie can't wink at you,
Gonna make you, make you our bitCH.
Gonna use Georges' arms,
Gonna use PleXXXe's legs,
Gonna use Eller's style,
Gonna use Squid's side shot
Gonna use my blog fingers,
gon' use my my my imagination.
Oh .. cause we're gonna make you see
there's nobody else here, no one like PatCHes.
He's special, so special.
He'll get some of your attention, just watCH and see!
He's got rhythm, he can't miss a beat.
Oh .. cause we're gonna make you see
there's nobody else here, no one like Habs fans.
We're special, so special.
We'll get some of your attention, just watCH and see!
Ooooooooo, just fuck off and die.
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Funny or Die. I say funny!
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Thanks Orange gal.
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~ The End is nice ~
G Y F H G !
G Y F H G !
