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Greetings 4HF'ers! Your humble god-like ex-leader has returned from blogging purgatory where he misses his strippers. With a little blackmail, moeman has kindly turned over the keys to the castle so I could remember what it means to love, and to give him a very well-deserved day off. Now how does this go again?
Waiting in line details - 7 PM EST (EDT maybe? I can't keep those straight) start from Music City's Bridgestone Arena. Bridgestone Arena? Really? How long have I not been blogging for? On all the usual outlets including CBC, though I'm guessing most of the country gets the Leafs-Sens game instead. This will be the only game the Habs and Preds play this season. But what about the tradition? Actually this game is some sort of big deal in Nashville, because it's the franchise's 1000th game, all coached by Barry Trotz. I think the Habs played their 1000th game during the Depression. Preds are actually decent, 6th in the West (Tennessee is West?) with an 8-5-2 record. Better than us! They're also coming home after a road trip that got them 7 of 10 points.
Pay your cover charge to - there are a surprising number of Preds blogs out there considering Tennessee ain't exactly Minnesota. The granddaddy of them all is On the Forecheck.
Hot sexxxy Habs to watCH - PleXXXe 5 points in his last 3 games, Gio 4 points over his last 3. And props to MOEmaN for the highlight reel goal of the year so far in the last game. What a shot.
Skanky Habs to watCH - King of the PP DarCHe has zero points in his last 9 games. He just needs more PP time, CoaCH! Cole pointless in 3.
Hot sexy Preds to watch - Patric Hornqvist has 6 points over his last 3 games. Some dude named "Legwand" is a point per game this season. That name is a joke, right? Shea Weber is always worth watching, and they have a hot goalie in the King of the Double Consonants, newly wealthy Pekka Rinne. And who knows if our old friend Little Tits is sexy, but when he pops a hat trick tonight, you'll want to have watched him. Let me interrupt this old-school stripper format to bring you a choice Little Tits quote, fancy-pantsed formatted even:
"The coach (in Nashville) comes to talk to you every day, asking about you and your game.It's not like Montreal, where the coach never talks to the players."Speaking of ex-Habs, I think Frankie Bouillon may also play for the Preds, but I'm too lazy to CHeck.
Skanky Preds to watch - I'm barely following the Habs this season, how the fuck am I supposed to know who's shit for a team I didn't even know was in the Western Conference?
Not drinking due to too many vodka Red Bulls - unfortunately, it looks like the Mexicant makes his "glorious" return to the lineup tonight.That leaves the walking wounded as Tits and Squid, though rumour has Squid as a game time decision. That of course doesn't include the longer-term casualties of Vodkov, Campoli, White et al. Swiss Mister II is back, at the expense of (Y)Emelin. Budy Call is between the stripper poles for just the second time this season. The aforementioned "Legwand" is questionable for the game.
Post-game adult entertainment establishment - I swear there is not a single strip club in Nashville with a functioning website. Tragic, really. Here's the Facebook page for Gabrielle's. Looks ok. And don't forget, all Nashville strip clubs are BYOB. That's a mixed blessing.
Here's a little pre-game head-banging musical interlude for y'all in honour of this news. GYFCHG!!!!