Nov 29, 2011

TMS presents the Victoria's Secret 2011 Fashion Show Preview and Open Thread

There was so much coaching change news yesterday (hello CaoCH Kirk and Dale Hunter), and none of it involved CHokula. And then PatCHes got THREE FUCKING GAMES from Shanaban. One for the hit, two for not being a Bruin. All pretty sad news. So we must remember the important stuff in the universe - the Victoria's Secret 2011 Fashion Show airs tonight at 10 PM on CBS. As 4HF are long-time supporters of the Angels, we felt it necessary to prepare for the big event tonight with a detailed look. Fortunately, the actual fashion show took place weeks ago, so we've got the 411 on what to expect.

Hot - Candice Swanepoel. Fresh off her posing topless for jeans, Candice has the skillz to get a hat trick (causing instant erection, premature ejaculation, and having a catfight with another model) tonight. Doutzen Kroes (pronounced "Doubt-sin Cruise") is Dutch, meaning she can be tall, blond, and gorgeous AND roll you a nice spliff for after. Candice and Doutzen both have the rare (in English at least) O-E vowel combination in their last name. Coincidence? Not if you pronounce it "ooooohhhh!!! eeeee!!!"

Not - Miranda Kerr - SO 2008. We need fresh meat. Jay-Z and Kanye West - how am I supposed to masturbate with a couple of dudes rapping on stage? And finally, those stupid elaborate wings / back pieces. Total turnoff. And they just get in the way.

Post-game adult entertainment establishment - some quiet time home alone.



  1. 29 - I love what you are doing in your "super sub" role! Moeman will be sooo proud of you. Thanks for this. Ssves me thinking about the mess that is "Nos Canadiens!"

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  3. Oh yeah Louis Louis Louis LeBlanc, or The Great Blanc Hope.GBH will be ruined by Chocula, will probably never play hockey again.

  4. @Steve - agree that Choicula will ruin him but if he gets Patches ice time for a couple of games and pops a couple the RDS gang will annoint him the next coming of Guy Lafleur and then he won't be able to be sent back down. Which is when the Martin induced rot will start to set in. Then they will have no one else to blame but Martin, so that is when he'll get fired.

    So in conclusion - I'm now LLB's biggest fan. If it leads to the end of Chocula - give him 25 minutes a game!!

  5. Mr. natural10:25 AM

    @Steve, The Great Blanc Hope, very good!

    Louie is not known for his backchecking so Choc will grind that into him at the cost of any offensive potential, there is also the possibility that he will sustain a career ending injury since it is open season on Habs players sponsered by the NHL.

    I'm really bumming...never should have gone back to view the Campoli hit and then do the comparison......

  6. @29, Thanks for carrying the torch, sometimes having a place to rant does the body good.

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  8. Somebody named Ryan is being shopped by the Ducks, are we buying?

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  10. thx Kmaxx and juce

    good piece from JT on the supension

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  12. Chester1:07 PM

    Hey you ever notice how there is always a wind blowing in the faces of those undi-babes. Kind of like a reverse BJ ...
    OK well I'm outa hockey comments OK?

  13. What we would see if Choucla was coaching the Angels

  14. Hadulf2:48 PM

    @Mr N. I went back to the Campoli hit to compare as well...We shouldn't have. Made me give up on hope, even the Great Blanc Hope.

    I'm a sucker for my fanboy love of the Habs...but I can't wait to see fucking JM go...

  15. It took Lafleur three years to adapt, so he was a year older than GBH. However nowdays outstanding 21 year olds are as thick as the pages in a certain coach's notebook. But its very important we dont put pressure on GBH. For example he is not parting the waters of the St Lawrence to get on the island, likely he will just levitate.

  16. Hadulf4:20 PM

    Steve, GHB will be one with the water, therefore, he will walk on it.

  17. the Maritimer5:46 PM

    Super Mario's team has three #1 centers. Can Mr. Molson not arrange for his team to get one? Maybe the next time Mario is in town, Mr. Molson can get him some "special" treatment at a local adult entertainment establishment.

    Chocula has his stopwatch and lasso ready for LL. Bet he plays less than 7 minutes.

  18. @maritmer, cant let him score a goal, he has not served the time, and it would not be credited as a system goal, so I say 6:59.

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  20. Every other team in the fucking universe lets the kids run wild and they score, then they say okay now play some defense, Montreal says play some defense and then I will let you play more defense.

  21. Looking more and more like Markov will play.

  22. the Maritimer7:03 PM true!! LMFAO!!!

  23. WOOOO go angels!!!! quality lineup tonight

  24. Alcide from True Blood in the audience for you ladies

  25. I like these superhero outfits, but GET OFF THE STAGE KANYE

  26. Jebus Maroon 5. the Jacques Martin of bands

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