Nov 8, 2011

Young guns and nice ones ~ Habs Vs. Oilers Preview 11/08

I've never liked wayne gretzky. Back when he played, I labelled him waynEgo. Skilled, sure. Scoring machine, sure (so many lame 80s-90s goalies padded his totals). Media-savvy, you bet. The Anglo media ate this guy up whilst the best hockey player ever, Mario Lemieux, just kept on proving game in, game out to be the supremely marvellous one. Was he a whiner, sure fucking right, skinny POS needed 'protection'. Bad coach? Ask BGL. Crybaby? heh. Loved him in 1993 though and ain't it the shit to see dumbass leaf fans still yipping that they would have beaten triple-Conn Smythe winner Patrick Roy and his Cup-winning Canadiens crew. Those 80s Oilers were built by the draft. Lookee here its the 2010s and its the same thing going forward. Good on them. Jealous? A tad. Seem like a bunch of great (8-3-2) kids. Bonus, a drunk as a goalie just like in the 80s. Me, I love speed, skating and scoring. Especially scoring. Score you fucking (5-6-2) Habs! Speaking of scoring in Edmonton, the 'city of champions' is a truly ugly city (and don't even ask me about the strip clubs) but you know who isn't ugly, wayne's wife was kinda cute and well, he did spawn a great looking daughter (who can't sing). Previews from NHL, RDS, TSN.
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leaf fan was all right for a while, leaf fan could smile for a while 
But leaf fan saw Wayne that last game, he made them so uptight

As he clipped Dougie's doo, oh fucking nooooooo
Oh, Kerry you missed 99 ringing 93s bell, you can go straight to fucking hell

Since then leaf fans' been crying over Wayne, crying over Kerry 
What you did, was so wrong 
Left leaf nation crying all alone

Alone and crying, crying, crying, crying 
It's hard to get a grip but the sight of your helmet hair 
Starts leaf fan crying 

Fraser, I thought that I was over you 
But it's true, so true 
I love you even more than I did before 
Thank you, from the red, white and blue

For you didn't love leaf and they'll always be 
Crying over you Wayne, crying over you Kerry

Yes, now you're both gone and from this moment on
I'll be crying, crying, crying, crying 
Yeah, crying, crying over fucking tim peel
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Merci Paulina.
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Don't cry 4HFers, Paulina says moeman
isn't being shipped to Barbados just yet.
So keep your sticks and stones down until game time
and help him load up the Bajan boat.
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Have fun with Spice and Co.
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Hey coaCH, give The System™ some freedom.
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29's Movember staCHe.
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R.I.P. Smokin' Joe.
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rum&juce&iRieRie say the puck sets at 7h30ish.
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~ The End ~
G Y F H G !

79 comments:

  1. Moeman, make sure to pack the life jacket lest you need to jump in the water if one of those bottles falls in.

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  2. juce, I'll be anCHored to a corked bottle of rum.

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  3. Put some Buffet on your Ipod mon. I am worried about to nite, I still remember the young Whiner beating us in the playoffs.

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  4. Chester9:16 AM

    Sorry about AK, but we have got to play that Ruskie. At least give him enough of a chance to play himself back to the motherland. We haven't had much success against The Oil that I can remember, ... but then again , I forget why I went upstairs ...

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  5. Happy Birthday Chef Gordon Ramsey!

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  7. Yes I am fucking jealous, since 2006 they have done this, we

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  8. PIT, WAS, EDM, CHI, BOS (via burke the buffoon) all did the skank and/or tank to draft rank.

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  9. the Maritimer6:16 PM

    Chokula won't have a fucking clue how to stop a fast skilled team like the Oilers. No Montreal forward will be allowed to skate past the Oiler blue line to forecheck if the Oiler's d has the puck.

    I only hope the two Randy's can lead a Mutiny on the BenCH and make Shit For Brains walk the plank.

    R.I.P. Smokin' Joe Frazier my favourite heavy weight growing up. I just wish he could have kicked the crap out of loudmouth Ali one more time.

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  10. Let's hope we get sane refs tonight.

    GYMFHG

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  11. Typical AK46 luck: starts scoring goals, gets hurt. FUUUUUUUUUddle.

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  12. At the very least for the first time since it was constructed the Bell Center might see fire on ice.

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  13. The other day my buddy was telling me that he was friends with tim peel cause they're both from new brunswick. We're no longer friends. meh

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  14. Damn New Brunswickers.

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  15. Gotta love TFS™.

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  16. Habs get peeled.

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  17. In full effect, the Jacques Strap System™, aka JaSS.

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  18. Habs would hit the post on the broad side of a barn.

    Missing Brother Andrei....

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  19. 2nd, now GYFHG!

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  20. Pass, pass, pass, pass, shoot. More shooting, less passing.

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  21. Okay, I'm finally home! Let the scoring commence!

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  22. Don't mind me. Ugh.

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  23. A shorty? Really?

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  24. Show of hands. Who thinks Plekanec should never play defense on pk ever ever again?

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  25. Show of hands. Who thinks Darche should never play offence on PP ever ever again?

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  26. They're playing like it's ok, let's all just fall to the bottom of the League, lalala...

    Oh look more shorthanded chances. Fun!

    Oilers will probably take more penalties just for the hell of it.

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  27. Nothing insults me more than when the opponents score on us short-handed!

    Come on and GYFHG!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  28. Nothing insults me more than when the Habs can't score even-handed!

    Come on and GYFHG!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  29. OMG a 2 many men penalty by somebody other than Habs!

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  30. What did I miss? We're down again? Fack!

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  31. If the slap wasn't being bitched out of the leaf, I'd be truly sad and maybe wayne cry.

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  32. @moe, my last night of vacay. I wanna cry & the Habs lose again. You're off to Barbados soon? I could stay here forever.

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  33. Jail. It changes people.

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  34. @ moeman
    "If the slap wasn't being bitched out of the leaf, I'd be truly sad and maybe wayne cry."
    I've had a lotta rum n brandy n lemoncello.
    Can you splain that one?

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  35. When you get back in there, SCORE FFS!

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  36. ti-cul9:24 PM

    go Panthers

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  37. ti-cul9:25 PM

    and GYMFHG!!

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  38. ti-cul9:26 PM

    habibulin; who knew that a month in an Arizona jail would pay off so well

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  39. Hadulf9:31 PM

    Man, we got nothing...ugh. Being stoned by a 67 year old goalie...

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  40. Oh. The game isn't over, but we're still losing GYFHG!!

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  41. Hadulf9:32 PM

    Yes Moey...an exciting 1-0 game!

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  42. Hadulf9:33 PM

    The way things are going, next Oilers shot goes in...

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  43. Moey, slight delay, work-related, leaving on the 24th.

    SHF, seeing the lead getting slapped slightly tempers this can't score Habs game.

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  44. Who do the Habs have to fuck to get a break, FFS?

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  45. Hadulf9:46 PM

    @SHF...no one, we just have to bend over a little more!

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  46. Hadulf9:49 PM

    Plexxxe looks disinterested...

    and there you have it...next shot goes in...

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  47. Hadulf9:50 PM

    PATCHES!

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  48. Oh, Patches.

    10 seconds too late?

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  49. Hadulf9:52 PM

    I want PFK to net one à la Bobby Orr...

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  50. so what'd I miss?

    my movember 'stache is awesome

    been drinking... not sure if these last 2 minutes of comments will make any sense, but i'll give it a go

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    did that make sense?

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  52. Hadulf9:55 PM

    29! I know what you mean...makes total sense

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  53. "a;woiuo ifsfhsdkhfskdjhf"

    I'm drunker than 29 and I'm fucking as lost as the Habs offense.

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    translation: crap

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  55. Hadulf9:58 PM

    YOU FUCKING SUCK!

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  56. ouCH. Cryan Ryan twists the knife.

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  57. ti-cul9:58 PM

    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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  58. Hadulf10:00 PM

    ok, that's it...we need the 'sky is falling' tag...

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  59. Hadulf10:00 PM

    Or is it because Big Tits wasn't there?

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  60. The highlight of this was paulina gretzky's cleavage, so thanks moe!

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    exactly

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  61. Gonna get worse, the mexicant is getting well and will be playing again soon.

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  62. They should be forced to play a whole 60 minutes without a goalie. That 40 minutes of warmup pisses me off.

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  63. Anonymous10:09 PM

    how good would mcdonagh look on this team? What a ridiculous trade

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  64. Anonymous10:11 PM

    a similar spell of the 'houle' years is establishing itself.

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  65. I blame myself for watching TSN Montreal instead of RDS. These Oily rookies were ripe for the picking but somebody (of the Plexxual persuasion) hadda go and give up a shg on the pk.He will rue this day when 2 points are req'd to make playoffs in spring.

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  66. Even a hilarious leaf loss doesn't help. Hit the road Habs.

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