Dec 8, 2011

Turn on, tune in, drop out ~ Habs vs. Nucks 12/08

R U watCHin' 2nite?
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Still coached by eyes wide fucking shut orange-hued CHocula, our Habs entertain the recently hot West Coast boys from Vancouver. The Canucks could use a full metal flack jacket with their rash of injuries to Booth, Higgs! and Lou (throat). Their Max'll yappin'. Jaro Spacek Odyssey isn't ready. Neither is Swiss Miss 2, so LSD FSD is in.  We 4hfers have a strange love for this team that sucks and sometimes sucks less. I suggest we should all learn how to stop worrying and love the bong. About the only thing shining on this team are Tits & TFS™. Hopefully Loulita gets a few more minutes of play time. If you enjoy hot, young twins, the Sedins are fun to watCH. Odds are good that the game'll be boring but Les Glorieux usually play up to the level of the on-ice competition. I think the puck drop is at 20:01 put my clock might not be working properly. That or I just don't give a shit. I'll be casually viewing the game and commenting whilst wishing I was surfing in Tofino. Previews from tsn, nhl, rds, h8rs.
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What I'm really wanting,
A brand new maCHine
One for converting plastic pucks to Cup dreams
If you ride upon this blogger you can never get off
Squid get hungry!

One thing is certain,
All this CHrest is fucking lies
Beautiful but dammed fans
Never realize
That the on-ice objective isn't winning just the influence of greed
Still we cry

Come on come on 4HFers get up
I wanna take you
Away from all of this
And what has got you lost and feeling down
You just get it from your meth,
Let it fly away

PP in slow motion
Counting out the defeats
To hear Goat's voice is hard to find
Is he sounding out retreat?
And as they skate
They don't look behind
To see what tempts the Sedin eye
Still Carey cries

Come on come on 4HFers get up
I wanna take you
Away from all of this
And what has got you lost and feeling down
You just get it from Dr. Leary,
Let it fly away

Trouble with the life of
The Molson's new mind
Casual viewin' in spite of
His team getting left behind
Gentlemen you may include me out,
Ladies please accept my bow
Still I cry

Come on come on 4HFers get up
I wanna take you
Away from all of this
And what has got you lost and feeling down
You just get it from your bong,
Let it fly away
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G Y F H G !

159 comments:

  1. GYFHG! Before it's too late!

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  2. GYGHG or fuck up completely
    some maloflack chick just broke my spine.

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  3. It has been pretty grim around these parts lately...but no fuckin' wopnder when you consider a couple of factors...Let's start with the Habs - they are playing like shit and no one seems too concerned over hit because by some screwed up anomoly they are only a couple points out of a playoff position...Then we have the management - mr. Molson endorses his coach, the GM and his 7.5M flop - but no one really belives him...then we have Mr. Markov - the Goat tells us he'll be back in 3 weeks - but no one really believes him - This whole Markov waiting is very similar to what happened a couple years ago when we were all waiting to see if whatshisfuckinnameswedishmutherfucker was going to join thr Habs - it fucked everyone's game up because everyone thought that when he joined, everything would be fucking amazing and the Habs would go on a 50 game unbeaten streak and carry off the Cup...

    So here's where I see things right now - no one really believes!

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  4. the sky is still falling

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  5. @Kmaxx ,my droog, after the ole in and out its all about fetching lolly from the lewdies. Total khoroshow.

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  6. @Steve - strange as it sounds to say myself...I think I understand what you mean completely - so how scary is that shit!

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  7. Its Nadast, I assume they speak it every day in the home country.

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  10. Nope.

    We want CHange!!!

    P.S. is the mobile version new? Either way, nice touch!

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  12. Hadulf2:07 PM

    Fuck this fucking shit.

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  13. Mr. natural2:10 PM

    'nucks, right...was waiting in line at the Fantasia film festival last summer and could here some laughing and minor commotion a couple rows (not real "rows" in that crowd, but I digress)back of us.

    Turned out all the ruckus was about a tee shirt a young man was wearing, it was GREAT, it said:

    "The Sedin Sisters, two girls no cups"!

    People were taking pictures of the guy's shirt.

    GYMFHG!

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  14. Mr. natural2:12 PM

    hear not here , DOH!

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  15. Chester2:13 PM

    K so if they elevate their game to compete against The Nucks ... just WTF are we supposed to think about this team. That they can give a shit when it's worth their while?? This team is supposed to contain a couple of "character" veterans. They are supposed to be showing the newbies how it's done. Where is the killer attitude?? Why can't we crush the shitty teams? Why is it that the only one with a death glare is our new Ruskie. Why aren't we crushing and smashing and getting fucking pissed off when we spend our night chasing one of the worst fucking teams in hockey around OUR HOUSE trying to touch the puck. You know if we look good tonite I don't know how I'm going to feel.

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  16. Mr. natural3:12 PM

    *sniff*, there's a lot of love going around this site right now.....

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  17. Frederic St-Denis will replace Yannick Weber.

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  18. so what'd i miss?

    what? game hasn't started? silly me, i just was really bored for the last 2 1/2 hours and assumed there had been a Habs game

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  19. Swiss Miss II is regressing before our eyes, quick call in a coach.

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  21. Meta update done, with parody.

    Bit of tid, I love 54-40. Best Canadian West Coast band. Whilst tanning my ass in Barbados, I must've shuffled their songs 420 times.

    GYFHG!

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  22. ti-cul5:32 PM

    http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Alexei+Yemelin/Tomas+Vincour

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  23. ti-cul5:53 PM

    http://windycitizensports.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/sedins4.jpg

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  24. @kmaxx,

    I think you mean that fucktard Sundin. Not even he could have fixed the mess that was 2009.

    And yes Chester, of course they'll play well tonight, just to fuck with our heads and hearts. It's the ONE thing they're good at.

    Okay, that's all I got for now.

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  25. the Maritimer6:45 PM

    Read a couple funny comments over at H/IO, thought I'd pass them along.

    Gomereaha will make $90,000 tonight eating hot dogs and making paper airplanes...Ha!

    Chocula will finish three Sudoku puzzles in his notebook tonight...Ha! Again!

    I can't bring myself to say G Y F H G ! with any enthusiasm. So, win or lose it's = meh.

    The good news is the WJC is just around the corner. Hope Nathan Beaulieu and Brendan Gallagher make Team Canada. Then I can ignore the stinky Habs for two weeks!

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  26. the Maritimer7:22 PM

    The only way the Habs win tonight is if TFS puts on his red cape, fixes his hair in front into a spit curl and flies into the building.

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  27. Its so much easier to defend than score, but I thought thats why players are professional.

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  29. Lou is going to melt

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  31. Nokia phone home man, ask Pekka Rinne how to score

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  32. CHocula could use some.

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  33. Fuck the regular season, a 4 team playoff now for the cup. Habs, Phuktards, Broons, and Nuks.

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  34. If I had the honour of taking a shot on net in the NHL, I would not hit the motherfucking crest,and that should be a one way ticket to the minors

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  35. Fuckface bettman would have to be on LSD to allow that. Plus burke would foam.

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  36. The PP needs LSD.

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  37. Shots from the 6th astral plane are not stopped by anything on earth.

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  38. pollock is reffin. eesh.

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  39. tits fucks up the twins

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  41. Diazling! (for Esther)

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  42. Only Moeman and me watching, your traitors the bunch of you, like the Leaf fan. ops that was the evil steve, I am going to bed now,

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  43. Don't go to bed Steve, we're taking this one.

    GYMFHG!

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  44. I was just under my blankie, fuckin' heat-less slumlords.

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  45. and I confess, I fell asleep before the game and woke up just in time for 1st goal.

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  46. juce also meant fuckin' heart-less slumlords.

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  47. Going to make a hot cup of ovaltine. (haven't had some in, well, I won't say, how many years).

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  48. moeman, that too!

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  49. I'm in bed drinking.

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  50. Moey,
    ScotCH of course.

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  51. the Maritimer8:40 PM

    I'm here.
    COLE!!!!

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  52. @juce,

    Not a fan of ScotCH. Drinking a Syrah from Washington state.

    Crikey, this team is like a box of chocolates.

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  53. the Maritimer8:41 PM

    Can anybody figure this fucking team out?

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  54. Moey, have a CHerry-Filled CHocolate for me.

    I'm having the Nero d'Avola I mentioned.

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  55. the Maritimer8:44 PM

    I can hear Chocula behind the bench: "OK, boys. Three is enough. No one is allowed past the red line.

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  56. Mr. natural8:44 PM

    Hey chill the PHuck out, some of us don't watch with a laptop on our knees.

    I'm also afraid to watch, PHuckin' Habs, they better not be Phucking with me again...I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!!!!

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  57. Assholes 3, Vancouver 0.

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  58. So most of the 4HFers are casually viewin'? I knew it!

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  59. ERWB its pronounced erb man

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  60. the Maritimer8:47 PM

    Mr n. my laptop is on my lap. Can't balance it on my knees.

    They are fucking with our minds. I can't figure it out.

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  61. VAN is worse than the leaf for after the whistled play cheap shots. Fuckers.

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  62. Where the F is leBrow?

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  63. @moe,

    I bought a box of Cadbury milk tray selection today. I am NOT opening them until Christmas. I treat myself once a year.

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  64. Mr. natural8:51 PM

    Shit

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  65. I'm holding you to that Moey.

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  66. OMG can we just decline PP

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  67. Whilst here, a word up to the late, great John Lennon.

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  68. Choucula is our Yoko Ono

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  69. We'll be drinking early Saturday. 1pm game time vs. Devils (currently being smacked by the Sens).

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  70. Did you see our non transition game on that last play fuck

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  71. Just once a nice 2 on 1 goal. SVP.

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  72. @moe,

    I'll never forget hearing that on the clock radio first thing when I woke up that morning. Couldn't believe it. Mr. M. is still in mourning.

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  73. @Moey, I was watching MNF and heard Cosell. End of a generation.

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  74. Fucking scatterbrained PP.

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  75. I think eggs Benny & Mimosa's are in order for Saturday.

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  76. 5on5 is nice/better though.

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  77. So TiTs is on the fourth line now with NOkia/

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  78. José T. standing up to the fuckface Bs.

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  79. I have yet to hear leBrow's name all night.

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  80. 20 min of shutdown comming up

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  81. moe,

    Having company during the day, have to be bright-eyed and bushy tailed.

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  82. the Maritimer9:13 PM

    It's Bizarro world.

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  83. ... and we are having a blizzard in Gatineau ... FUCK!

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  84. I know PP sucks but did you have to let them get a shorty?
    GYMFHG

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  85. I decided to get fancy and frothed some milk to top off the Ovaltine "(why don't they call it Roundtine)?"
    mmmmm

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  86. That's gold juce, gold I tells ya.

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  87. One thing I don't miss is the media/lunatic fan goalie controversy.

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  88. Florida 1, goon 0 in the 3rd.
    Broons suck.

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  89. the Maritimer9:25 PM

    So, 20 minutes of trap, trap and more trap?

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  90. moeman, Next time I spike it.

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  91. I liked that episode.

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  92. I feel a rant and a blog post coming on. *hisses*

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  93. 2-0 for Florida
    broons suck!

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  94. I needs me a hissed Moey Musings post!

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  95. Bs get shutout by JoséT. I smell a call from jacobs/neely/chiapet to get the score overturned.

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  96. @moe,

    Theo will get suspended indefinitely.

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  97. Mr. natural9:41 PM

    I hate this shit, turning it off.

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  98. Sens lose in SO.

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  99. Dangerous now.
    GO HABS GO
    GYMFHG!

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  100. Fucking refs, that shoulda been a penalty.

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  101. Not that it would matter....but.

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  102. C'mon TFS, you can do it!

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  103. We can beat Luongo.
    GO GO GO YMFHG!

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  104. At least they found another way to lose.

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  105. Fucking loser point. I give up.
    I onced believed in Santa too.

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  106. Fire everybody's asses.

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  107. Coal in all their stockings for th 25th.

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  108. Hadulf10:25 PM

    ha ha ha...like I said earlier, FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT...

    God dammit...they fucking suck!!!!1!!1!!!

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  109. I have only watched parts of 2 games this year, but I'm officially on boycott mode now until JM is gone. I've said it before, us fans seem to care more about winning than anyone on (or behind) that bench.

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  110. Fuck JM. Absolute prick. Throws the kids under the bus. Throws his goalie under the bus. But nope, no, he's neeeever the problem. Gutless puke. What he said after the game is absolute grounds for getting fired.

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  111. Mr. natural5:55 AM

    @ orangie, drop in sometime
    @ 31: whaddysay waddysay??

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