May 27, 2012

Hey 19, hope you win that 10th Stanley Cup (then come back to Montreal to tie the Pocket's 11th)

Perfect staCHe
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Perfect lips
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Perfect bod
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Perfect tune
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Way back when, in '67
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi
Sweet things from Boston, so young and willing
Moved down to Scarsdale, where the hell am I?

Hey, 19
(No, we can't dance together) We can't dance together
(No, we can't talk at all)
Please take me along when you slide on down

Hey, 19, that's 'Retha Franklin
She don't remember the Queen of Soul
It's hard times befallen the soul survivors
She thinks I'm crazy, but I'm just growing old

Hey, 19
(No, we got nothing in common) We can't dance together
(No, we can't talk at all)
Please take me along when you slide on down

Nice
Sure looks good
Hmm, hmm, hmm
Skate a little lower now

(The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing)

Say it again
(The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing)

(The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing)

(No, we can't dance together)
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Purrfect hand
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Congrats to the Perfect Ryde(r)
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Perfect beach babe
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Perfect 10 +1
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Perfect end
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92 comments:

  1. Purrrfect post and purrrfect music.

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  2. Congats Ryder Hesjedal, first Canadian to win Giro d'Italia.
    Go Canada!

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  3. What’s up, Michelle Obama? Does your husband, the President, love you so much and is ridiculously sexy about it?

    “We have a ritual where he tucks me in, because I’m usually in bed before anybody,” the First Lady spilled. “He’ll come and turn the lights out and give me a kiss, and we’ll talk. He’s like, Ready to be tucked? I’m like, Yes I am.’”

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    1. she would trade her current status to be Beyoncee if she had to choose. I would trade my current status for Bill Gates, cause he is still the richist motherfucker on the planet, and I would spend his money like a drunken sailor, but the results would be an new birth for humanity.

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  4. On this particular Sunday, FHF is the most interesting thing in the world. Congrats Moe, but you picked your spot.

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  5. Congrats Ryder! Go Knights!

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  6. SHAWINIGAN – A Canadiens prospect will hoist the Memorial Cup as captain of his team on Sunday night. Which one will it be?

    http://canadiens.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=632830&navid=DL|MTL|home

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  7. Molson, Roadrunner, GUYGUYGUY and two future Habs :D

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    1. And at the ceremonial faceoff Geoff Molson prays *Please don't eat Bournival, Tinordi*

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  8. If you put Ryan and Matt Rupert together you might get a sizeable hockey player.

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  10. Ugh Maatta and Houser...why you do this...

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  11. Tinordi should consider keeping his hair long. *ahem*

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  12. Hate those horns.

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    1. HONK HONK HONK

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    2. They must be displaced protesters because the PA just asked them to kindly stop air horn-ing.

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    3. haha
      I was wondering why the pot bangers weren't here tonight.

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  13. The Dutch are invading, Old Dutch chips on one channel and Mulcair's 'dutch disease' on another.

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  14. (If) Tinordi puts his arms strait up hoisting the cup, it just might hit the rafters.

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  15. No one picked Kabanov. Or Maatta to put it in his own net.

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  16. LeSieur = petits pois.

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  17. Morgan Ellis looks like a cross between Christian Bale and Jake Gyllenhaal. This is what I notice in 1-1 games.

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    1. That's a dream date.

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    2. I would rather have heard between Scott Stevens and Paul Coffey.

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  18. Hey ref, I gotta stick in my face - literally.

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  19. Well there's a bunch of real happy kids.

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  20. Ah well. That's what you get for the Hunter Lock Down Defensive System 2.0

    Cataractes deserved that.

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  21. Girard is actually cutting the netting off with a pair of scissors, I've never seen that!

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  22. What is with the poppies?

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    1. Memorial Cup. Poppies. It's also Memorial weekend.

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    2. Of course, I should know that, don't I feel silly.

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  23. Better keep on eye on Girard when he gets his hands on the cup, he may have a chisel on him.

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    1. It's the replica anyway.

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  24. Good for Bournival winning in his hometown.

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  25. LOL what. Someone check Gerard Gallant's internet history ;)

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    1. You're too funny, I'm dying here.

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  26. the Maritimer7:30 AM

    Congrats to the Cataractes. After 43 years I guess they deserve to win the big one. To bad they sold their soul to do it, they should be dead last in the league for the next year or two after trading their first round picks for the next few years plus a ton of others.

    Saint John will have to rebuild as well but they have two first round picks in June and will rebound quickly.

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  27. Congrats to all the future Habs, and to Catarctes, and to the Q.
    Bourival and TinTin for Huberdeau?

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    1. the Maritimer11:02 AM

      Yeah, the Q, it sucks compared to the OHL and WHL, fuck you all you hockey experts, that's two years in a row and watch out for Halifax next year with McKinnon.

      Steve, not enough.

      So, is Gerard Gallant taking french lessons?

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    2. Bourival, TinTin and 50 million dollars?

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  28. Holy Fuck Batmann. a guy who can score against the trap, 21 years old not drafted.

    When Zlobin, an undrafted winger who was a scoring star in the tournament, took a pass from captain Michael Bournival in the right circle and fired it past Michael Houser to win the game, a explosion of noise burst from the jam-packed seats at the Bionest Centre. 5'11" 198 lbs not a smurf
    http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=129776

    Take a chance Spock, CBGB, Clash whats not to like?

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    1. Seriously. 40 goals even if it's the Q...though I can see his buddy Kabanov put a few good words in for him and it would not shock me if the Islanders take him.

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  29. Just sitting around wishing for a Stanley cup Battle you could care about? Well people been making lists cause its Yankee Remembrence Day, let me see if I can remember exactly how many wars I am fighting today.

    But I loves me a good war movie.
    http://movies.amctv.com/movie-guide/twenty-war-movies-youll-never-forget.php
    Memorial Day list, I would have included Where Eagles Dare, and Battle of the Bulge

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  30. the Maritimer12:02 PM

    For me, Platoon is the one war movie I will never forget. If I had been born in the U.S.A., I would have been drafted and humping my ass through the jungle. Scary.

    @Steve, the 50mil might get it done. If they could hide it from Buttman, Florida would tell JH to pack his bags.

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    1. Nuttin I hate more than a good ole boy Chicken Hawk. We got them in Canada as well and the biggest is Tom Flanagan

      I bet you the UI payments made to all the people in the Maritimes in 2014 that JH goes to Montreal.

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    2. A bargin, they would make the $50 mill back in T shirt sales alone.

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  31. We are going to need a nick name for Larry, how about big bird?

    People making lists and phoney conflict, have they nothing better to do. So its Star Wars vx Lord of the Rings for the best movie series.
    For me its no contest, the only LOTR I realy loved was the last, but the orginal Star Wars it was rocked my world, and watching it again, I am 16 all over again, although it does not take much to make me feel 16.

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  32. Attention: Habs finally have a director of player personnel, Scott Mellanby. Which means Trevor Timmins can concentrate on his actual job in amateur scouting.

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    1. looking good, all the pawns are in place, now who will command the troops on the field of battle? I think they will shock everyone and take the best canditate available French or no French.

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    2. That would be the logical thing to do.

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    3. Mellanby is a Montrealer.

      Spock has really put things in action, more than we've seen from the organization in a long time. Feels good.

      Looking forward to the next move.

      GO HABS GO!

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  33. Hey Kmaxx, prepare for the perfect summer, Queens Jubilie, Olympics, drought and no gasoline.

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  34. Various notes from around the world:

    1. Happy Memorial Day to our US friends (do you even say "Happy"?)

    2. Excellent work Ryder!!! Congrats! I got tired just climbing my steps today

    3. Anyone catch that trilingual Marco Di Vaio presser today? Awesome.

    4. Heat-Celtics tonight should be a good one!

    That is all.

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  35. I love kittens.

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  36. BBQ'd Hoisin chicken breasts WITH SKIN! Side dish are grilled perogies. Dessert = Klondike bars, triple chocolat.

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    1. Not cooking today but yesterday I made Asian sesame marinated pork tenderloin, green beans, corn on the cob, salad and cupcakes for dessert.

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  37. It seems more and more everyone wants to konw what Steve is doing, who he talked to and what kind of dog food makes the best explosive. As far as I know you can not make an explosive from dog food, but as I have an interest in that, it could become a crime to buy high protien dog food without a lic. Anyway I am streaming GOT the episode everyone says will blow your mind, or make you wish mainstream TV showed more tits.
    http://watchseries.eu/episode/game_of_thrones_s2_e9-169111.html
    I have selected this stream, you watch a lame commercial for a lame casiono, and then adolescent fantasy before your eyeballs.

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    1. just finished watching, it was awesome, best show yet, but still something missing, for those not in the loop already wait for the DVD, you can not break this story up into one hour segments.

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  38. O.M.F.G.

    FHF is officially banned at my place of earning money!!!

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    1. Thank God for the computer nerds and the unemployed.

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    2. ti-cul12:21 AM

      get a government job where you can fuck around all day.

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    3. Human rights complaint

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    4. Rise up and bang those pots!

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  39. Mellanby said. "It's the Montreal Canadiens, the greatest franchise in our sport."

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    1. “I was born in Montreal and I grew up idolizing the Canadiens – Guy Lafleur in particular. It’s really a thrill for me to get this opportunity. Marc talked to [Blues GM] Doug [Armstrong] to get permission to talk to me and when he talked to me, it was automatic.”

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    2. More accurately he could have said the " greatest franchise in Sport"
      What he has an inferiority complex?

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  40. Morning all! Sorry - been enjoying this rare bit of English weather and getting ready for the Queens Jubilee weekend over 'ere! We get a BIG 4 DAY Bank Holiday - but it might rain so I'm not getting too excited yet...

    So I've read through what's been going on - quite a bit. Firstly - Sorry The M - Sea Dogs tried but...and I'm liking the BeeGeeM more all the time. Dudley and Mellanby look like real strong appointments. Now - Any news on a coach?

    I'm back off poolside - gotta make Hey!! while the sun shines! Go Devils!

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    1. the Maritimer7:20 AM

      No offense, but no wonder the banks over in Europe are in trouble with all the holidays they take.

      The Sea Dogs had such an easy path to the Memorial Cup they may have been a trifle over confident when they got there. I like this team being assembled by MB, they were all tough hard nosed hockey players in their day and good leaders unlike some Vermont based vegan. I think the Habs are on the road to recovery.

      @Steve, UI? never heard of it.

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    2. Pogy, the dole, UB40, fresh air inspector, Unemployment Insurance

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    3. the Maritimer11:44 AM

      @Steve, just kidding, man. Every Maritimer knows what UI(EI) is. I was on it once for 2 months about 40 years ago. Been paying for it ever since.

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    4. I worked once for two months 40 years ago and have been on it ever since.

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  41. Pole dancing in the Olympics.

    http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/sports/2012/05/27/endo-olympic-pole-dancing.cnn

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  42. Interesting facts on Mellanby.

    http://canadiens.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=80473&navid=DL|MTL|home

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  43. HMS Gill spills
    http://www.hockeyinsideout.com/news/hal-gill-offers-deep-look-inside-his-former-habs?utm_source=MG-sports&utm_medium=text-link&utm_campaign=hio-widget

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    1. Interesting insights, he thinks Gomer was asked to play a role for which he was not suited, maybe its a backhanded compliment, like putting on his skates was a role he was not suited for.
      On PFK, he seems to indicate he is a bit of a hippie. Gotta focus man.

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    2. I enjoyed that.

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  44. I am still Jonesin for St Patrick for coach. Its a fork in the road, a one time chance, any other choice would be a rejection of the concept of destiny.

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    1. the Maritimer3:38 PM

      The Tranna papers are shilling for Bob Hartley. Gerard Gallant woul kick the crap out of him. On Hockey Central they were saying Gallant can't go back to the Q because he will destroy some ref who fucked up at the Memorial Cup. I can guarantee he wouldn't imitate a wooden staue behind the bench like Chokula.

      Unless St. Patrick is made a part owner and executive VP along with head coaching duties, he ain't coming. There are too many people over him now for his ego to accept. Peledeau will give him whatever he wants whent the Coyotes arrive. Or Panthers. Or Islanders. Or Blue Jackets. Etc., etc.

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  45. Nice little memory from Kerry Fraser over at TSN http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=397140

    "The measurement wasn't even close; as a matter of fact much worse than Joey Mullen's illegal curve had been. Wayne Gretzky was standing at the edge of the referee's crease and rolled his eyes as I showed him the result of the measurement. Thirty-two seconds later, with Marty sitting helplessly in the penalty box..."

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  46. I enjoyed that.

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  47. Loving the rumours of hnic eventually losing the NHL Canadian rights.

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  48. I left work at the right time... got stuck in Place Ville Marie and Central Station floods though. Apparently it was pouring down our elevators.

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  49. Human foot delivered to Conservatives.

    http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/Second%20body%20part%20found%20after%20human%20foot%20mailed%20to%20Conservative%20Party%20HQ/6696519/story.htm

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    1. anyone seen my foot?

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  50. H2OMG, a new thread!

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