Jun 22, 2012

HF29 presents TMS presents the NHL Entry Draft La Fête Nationale Sexy Friday Exxxtravaganza!

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of my gf Doutzen Kroes in a bikini...
  • Tonight is the 2012 NHL Entry Draft! (Well Round 1 at least, all the other rounds go tomorrow). As if you didn't know, the Habs pick 3rd. Will Yakupov somehow drop to 3 (I heard rumours as much Thursday)? Will the Habs take Galchenyuk? Grigorenko? Forsberg? Someone else I don't know? Who am I, Panger? Isn't there a francophone available? Other questions to answer: will Nash get traded? How will the Leaf fuck up? Will there be draft MILFs? Here are some mock drafts - NHL.com., TSN, and USA Today for some reason;
  • The Habs have filed for salary arbitration with TFSTM. Seems like just a defensive move to prevent anyone giving him an offer, but fuck they better settle on a long-term deal before they actually go to arbitration;
  • The 2012-13 NHL Schedule was announced yesterday, and here's the Habs. Starting at home for a change! Also note the usual Super Bowl weekend double matinee and Christmas holiday in the South, and oh look, we end the season on Saturday night in Toronto;
  • Don't know if you missed this Wednesday, but the Habs continued the francization of the organization, with Donald Dufresne and Vincent Riendeau heading to Hamiton as assistant coaches. Just in time for Fête Nationale!
  • Today's Euro 2012 quarterfinal is Germany-Greece, but since my Dutch really shit the bed, I don't give a flying fuck about Euro anymore. Go, uh, England, I guess?
So thanks moeman for giving me the keys to Sexy Friday. I will do my best, but I have decided I cannot even approach moeman's skillz in this area. Did you know Wet Wednesday this week had 27 pictures? TWENTY-SEVEN. Jesus fucking christ, I can't do that. Plus, I feel the need to make comments along the way. That will make this especially difficult to masturbate to.

Let's begin with some hot CHicks and sticky foodstuffs, because it's been hot and sticky this week. Lap dance to Steve for pointing us to the first one.



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So this Sunday is La Fête Nationale / St-Jean Baptiste Day. Party time, woooo!!! If you are an anglo Quebecer like me, this can be a difficult day. On the one hand, the Separatists who co-opt it piss me off. On the other hand, I am damn proud to be a Québecois (and fuck anyone who says I am not Québecois because I am not pure laine) and generally feel I have way more in common with my franco friends than I do with the average guy from Moose Jaw (no offense Moose Jaw-ers). Anyway, here's some sexy Quebecers!


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Kitty cats!



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So in case you didn't know, Wrap Around Curl and I are back for Season 5 over at True Blood... or Hockey?. Oh, you didn't think I would mention that? Well then you don't know how to BLOGWHORE. But that also means good things, as in the men of True Blood, shirtless!



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Speaking of Sunday night HBO shows, some intrepid person (at HuffPo no less, man that site has gone downhill) has compiled ALL the sex and nudity from Game of Thrones Seasons 1 and 2 into one handy video. Outstanding! But sooo many issues here, what with the embeddable NSFW nudity, the copyrighted content, and so forth. I wonder what an internet lawyer would say about it? We should ask one when he finishes his BLOGWHORING. Oh and some SPOILER ALERT for this vid I guess. Well I think that about wraps it up. Bonne Fête Nationale à tous et à toutes, and Happy Sexy Friday everyone.

179 comments:

  1. Not Geoff Molson1:57 AM

    ...Slow claps for HF29's great work

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  2. the Maritimer6:20 AM

    Good job 29, but where are the strippers? I was so pumped for strippers.

    Looking forward to tonight, Dr. Gibson is in the house......

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  3. HF29 - I knew that you would rock SF and I am not disappointed one iota! I forgot how good TMS could be. Bonne fete mes amis. Like 29 I too am an anglo quebecois and fuck anyone who tells me that just because I live in the UK I am not. Once a Quebecois, always a Quebecois! I lived in tranna for 10 years before moving over here and when people ask me where I'm from I always say "Montreal" or "Quebec".

    Go Habs Go! Draft the muther out of them all Tabernac!

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  4. All those hunks are in True Blood? (drooling)
    High fives to 29, great SF!
    I remember going to the Fête celebrations on Mount Royal (long time ago) with my French boyfriend ~~ good times.
    High fives to all us anglo quebecois, we rock!

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    1. Hi Five to Quebec, saved Canada more than once in the past, and badly needed in these time.
      Eric looks like he needs to hit the Jim.

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    2. the Maritimer11:22 AM

      All you anglo quebecois keep fighting the good fight, don't let the racists like BR and his ilk win. We Maritimers are a proud bunch too. If you ever need a helping hand, I'm here for you.

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    3. juce yes those are the 4 main guys on TB. well, there is another one and he's pretty hot too. the men on that show put the women to shame really

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    4. Professional observation 29. You should expand on it at TBH. Who would I do. Sookie for sure but she is no slam dunk, Jessica rabbit is also purdy, after that, Pam, not my type, the Queen of New Orleans, now dead yes. Tara's dyke for sure.

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    5. Steve you and I are on the same page. I would do Sookie for sure, but many many people don't think she's hot. Jessica of course, and I do have a thing for Pam. After that, there's no one really. Oh I guess Luna (Sam's gf) but she went batshit fucking crazy in the last ep and really turned me off

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  5. Great SF 29, although all the reading delayed the gratification. The USA today was not a bad read. Although no way GMoe last till 11. It would make things even more interesting if we get GCHuk and tranna gets GMoe. First we would need a new nickname, like Big Eggman for him. If I can find a live feed, chances are I might make a comment or two during the draft.

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  6. Fucking outstanding 29.

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  7. I was just talking to a player from St Mike's he says the Nail is way above anyone else in the O.

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  8. Lastest firm rumor, we get the NAIL. Lego Lebrow, Nail, sound like a law frim.

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    1. Its now official we got the Nail, Holy Fuck Batmann

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    2. I got a bad man crush on the NAIL. Please fuck up who ever picks one two.

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  9. Thanks everyone for your comments! It's nice to be back (temporarily)

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  10. Great work 29, you haven't lost your touch.

    The Leafs will probably trade Kessel for Luongo, straight up. Greasy Bob will be the perfect backup for the defibrillator (monster?) or reimer or scrivens or whichever high school swedish goalie they sign next....

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  11. BLUE JACKETS ACQUIRE G BOBROVSKY FROM FLYERS FOR DRAFT PICKS

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    1. Burke seen crying.

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    2. there goes the Nail

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    3. Smart move by DGMB for protecting TFS with arbitration.

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    4. false alarm only a second rounder

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    5. Little Fuckity Fuck is on the market

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    6. booby loo? phat timmy?

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    7. Luongo and Tim Thomas

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    8. I could see burke going for timmy the phat.

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    9. Stupid is as stupid does.

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    10. would love to see Phat Timmy in TO. Sunburn city.

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  12. Stéphane Leroux of RDS thinks the CH will go for Teuvo Teravainen.

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    1. Yeah we need another smurf who loves the perimeter.

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  13. Take the poll hilariousness result winning.

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    1. I'd say we voted the same way. hahahha

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  14. Here I am gearing up for the draft.

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    1. Tomorrow, you'll be back!

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  15. I would like to take a shot at Semen form Washington. Me lika the eggmen.

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  16. Okay I am live blogging. First I could sure use an illuminated key board. Second I think I got drunk and stoned, or I peaked to soon. Third I dont care that Kate Upton is 20, one of the most Poindexter moments from one of the greatest films of all time(one flew over the cuckoos nest) was when Jack Nicholson was describing how he got convicted of a jail-bait crime. And I have to say to you now, there is no way to fix a date on a championship peach. At this moment, in this world, and of all the images we men have to endure without popping a rod at work, Kate Upton defines sex on a stick. I have made many a bold prediction, and my batting rate is out of the park. So I will inform the few people who do not already know, Kate Upton will make Marylin Monroe look like a crack hoe. Its those mammories that just go to the male lizard brain, her caboose is not world class, and her face is not a classic beauty, but the sum total is going to change the way men masturbate.

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    1. the Maritimer6:48 PM

      LMFAO!!!!!

      That's all I got.

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    2. I just read this. Steve you're the best. +3rd draft pick

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  17. are you still riffing on Elvis

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  18. Oh Shit, Jason Kenney has just announced he will not let Russky play in Quebec, Toranna no problem. Why we ask? Speculation is it is easier to have closeted gay sex in Tornoto than Montreal.

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  19. does anyone really care about spelling, cause it slows me down to a crawl?

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    1. Yeah Karl P has wieghed in, Harper will join forces with Buttman to ensure Montreal does not succed.

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    2. Steve, It's not the spelling. (kidding)

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  20. Feeling very lonely here, I am taking a break. I will be urinating, and eating something, no depends, although PJ made me think about the upside.

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  21. the Maritimer6:52 PM

    I'm here Steve. According to Button and McSlooge the Habs will make a play for #2 and #3 and take the Yak and GChuk. How will they pull it off? Fucked if I know. Murray going to Edmonton. Good thing I got lots of liquor in the house.

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  22. the Maritimer6:56 PM

    Kate Upton will never upstage a classic beauty like Marilyn Monroe. She died young so we never saw her grow old and her beauty is preserved in our memories forever. That being said Kate does have a nice rack.

    Thank you Dr. Gibson.

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    1. Maritimer, I must agree about Marilyn Monroe.
      I previously posted about her, to this day, there is no one who can compare. No, I'm not that way NTTAWWT!
      During her era, she stood out. Today they are all the same cookie cutter, skinny, boob job bimbos. Today, MM would be considered overweight and not given a second glance.
      Sorry, guys.

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  23. the Maritimer7:01 PM

    Go DGMB!! Don't let Bark hog the limelight, he's got nothing. Hey moe, if you're in South Florida I bet the draft is big news. If you run into Huberdeau throw him in your suitcase and bring him to Montreal, via Gatineau.

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  24. the Maritimer7:26 PM

    They didn't need the Yak anyway, let's get bigger.

    Now fuck off Oilers I don't want to see that homely Katz kid up there next year. Win some fucking games next year to douchebags.

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    1. East coast, I log in. I had to buy some PJ diapers. I was very worried that if we got Nail or GCHuk i would Mcsplooge. With my shot, a lot of liabitly comes into the equation.

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    2. I am just sitting here in cyberspACE. On my own planet. Sensors say some interatcion outside the FHF universie is possible, I will investigate.

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  25. the Maritimer7:32 PM

    YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. I just got in little while ago, wanted to catch up with the PVR before checking in.
      But , HELL YES!!!!
      Plus, Trevor Timmins said CH med staff examined his knee ~ thoroghly.
      GO HABS GO!

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  26. mcsplooge likes the pick, that's good enough for me!

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    1. fwhat the pick

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    2. I am drownding here in irellvance

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    3. I am going to the web, you guys are not doing it for me

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  27. We got GCHuk, I have a bone a dingo would take before a baby.

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  28. man the kid looks happy. fucking a

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  29. Fuck Le Cave, fuck Malkin, fuck them all we have GCHuk a warrior bound by sweat piss and blood to speak french. fuck YOU ALL WE HAVE A FUCKING STAR IN OUR GALAXY,FUCK YOU BUTTMAN, FUCK YOU KARL P, WE ARE THE FUCKING CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD

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  30. btw who was the sexy blonde next to him in the aqua very short dress? sister? gf?

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  31. the Maritimer7:41 PM

    At last! A franchise center that you can't get no fucking way but the draft. This kid will be the Hab's Stevie Y. I'm so happy I could cry. The past season of misery bears fruit. GChuk!!!!!

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    1. amen baby. Of all the players who have climed out of the slime to try and carry that tourch, we now have one who might be capable of handling that burnden. GGJGGJLDEJGladfjladsfal;fadsfk;jadskl;fjadkl;fjadklj rocks

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  32. AS I have a caps lock problem, I just want to say I do not give a fuck who the lEAF DRAFT fOR Sure it is an ex wife ex girlfiend, and who wants to cheer one of those.

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  33. the Maritimer7:43 PM

    Heh, the little fuckity fuck gets traded to an eastern conference team. We gonna have fun with that right 29?

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    1. when PatCHes crushes him against the boards I will be... pleased

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    2. fuckity fuck? luongo, thomas?

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    3. Fuckity fuck = Riebero, got it.

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  34. We rocked this draft, we rocked this draft, we rocked this draft. Cant wait to see number two, of course I will be passed out by then so it was a touch indsiduos.

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  35. Shut the fuck up Burkie, you pathetic loser at the head of a group of losers

    Check out the new pic 'o the day kids!

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    1. GChuk with a Russky hooker, True story, I was tempted one time in Dubai and they did not take American express. I gotta tell you my hotel room looked like Beirut 1980

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  36. For you Twiterrers - @AGally94 . his followers are climbing by the minute

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  37. Woot Woot mutherfuckers, we got a fucking motherfucking star, a Cindy with a cock, suck on that Buttman

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  38. I called my doctor and he said maybe you have delirium, or maybe your stoned and drunk. I said " i am both

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  39. the Maritimer8:07 PM

    Can Montreal trade up to get GMoe?

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    1. Fuck GMoe, he is a fucking project for someone. When even the best and brightest Russky fail, and fail, we should say, oh I wish the NHL was a skill game based upon the best players, and i WOULD SAY , YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO THE NINETEEN EITHTES.

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  40. JEBUS Staal City in Carolina

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    1. I would have predicted that, but I hate to show off. Fuck them, they want to build BMW and Merc with slave labour, they are not showing up to watch the Staal bro. I mean its somehow kinda sick. What you love your bro more than making new friends? I do not believe in sibling corn holding.

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    2. It's a another family reunion! TITS, Staals etc.....
      He got hit on his wedding day.

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  41. Its like fuck your sister,cause thats lEAF NORMAL

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  42. the Maritimer8:18 PM

    Holy fuck! Kirk Muller just jizzed his pants.

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    1. details I am not part of the low percent

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  43. Little Fuckity fuck is now a cap

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    1. Fuckity fuck?

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    2. Fuckity fuck = Riebero.

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  44. I will go to sleep tonite, trying not to think of you know who, and dreaming of a big strong center leading this team to a parade. FUCKING AHHHHHHHHHH bitches

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  45. the Maritimer8:24 PM

    Wow, GMoe and Foppa II are falling like rocks. Nobody wants to score just prevent, good thing the Habs already had TinTin, N8 and Morgan Horse or Trevor would have picked a Trouba. They'll get Grigs tomorrow at #33.

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    1. We said the same thing at the same time, I see you naked

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    2. Professional observation Mr M. and the death blow to hockey as we know it.

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  46. Where the fuck is Flipper, have we given up, is it global warming>

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  47. Columbus are fucking dicks, cannon fodder for real teams, its stupid to have them in the NH<

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  48. ok I WET my PJ stock carbon fiber depends. Its a warranty claim for sure. HABS ROCK, there could be some pain along the way, but we are now contenderss, and the elan, yes something fucking anglos outside Q and yankees do not know even exits will propel us to s dynasty, i WILL DRINK A COORS UPON THE FIRST CUP. Anyone will drink witch piss, just gotta make the argumet.

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  49. Give me love give me joy give me happyness, that Columbus has such a retard in charge. And if you are a retard, or have any family members challenged by mental handicap's, I did not mean to offend. Its a perjoritive that can sting without thought. However in the case of Scott Howson, it fits, you stupid lovely fuck, thanks/

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  50. the Maritimer8:56 PM

    Steve, Howson had to take Murray, no choice their D sucks and he is NHL ready. Thank fuck it fell the Habs way and the prize of the draft GChuk was there for TT to pluck.

    Even better with Barfalo taking GMoe he will be going head to head against GChuk for the next decade and 29 will be writing comparisons. It will be like Saku vs. the Swedish Meatball, let the games begin.

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  51. the Maritimer9:01 PM

    Wow, I have a great buzz going, I even understand the philosophy of Steve. Where the fuck is everybody else?

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    1. peace and love to you M

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  52. moeman will be very pleased with gCHuk.

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  53. Damn! L'il bro Subban goes to the broons.
    I wanna cry.

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    1. He's crying! Really, I know it's emotion, but hell I prefer to think it's 'cause he's crossed over to the dark side.

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  54. Harper secretly met with Mulroney in Montreal to discuss how he can gain support in Qc.
    What a hypocrite, he previously forbade anyone in his party to speak to Mulroney.

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  55. Galchenyuk WOOOOO! Bonus, his number 94 is available.
    Fuckity Fuck to Washington? WHAT THE FUCK now RDS will drool 4x a year on him ON TOP of that shit we deal with from Florida. Also hmm...strange he's traded the minute Bob Gainey goes back to Dallas...
    Malcolm to the Bruins? That will end well >.> On the plus side he's used to that mustard yellow colour.
    Jankowski gone. Matheson gone. Son of Ulf gone. GET ME BOO NIEVES.

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  56. LOL of the day: L'Antischmucks suggested Habs should have offered the 1st round pick, Eller (aka EuroStaal) and Weber for Jordan Staal...claiming Habs would have secured their number 1 big center for 10 years!

    ...Eventhough Jordand Staal is not a first line center.

    ...And has a year left on his contract.

    ...AND MADE IT VERY CLEAR HE'D BUGGER OFF TO CAROLINA TO PLAY WITH HIS BROTHER. (Or NY).

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  57. Burkka claims he got number one pick,
    http://www.tsn.ca/toronto/blogs/jonas_siegel/?id=399038

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    1. It's really amazing how he can keep a straight face sometimes

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  58. bea.habs.fan8:42 AM

    THANK YOU 29 for the TB hunks. got my drool on.
    happy with the draft.
    hell just happy really (gorgeous chests will do that to me)

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  59. the Maritimer9:05 AM

    Welcome back bea.! Been wondering where you and Orangeman have been lately.

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  60. I think we are looking at Matt Finn or Phillipe De Gespe in second round. There are lots of projected first rounders still available

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  61. Well, well, well.
    Great to feel all this joy, we certainly are a happy bunch 4HFers.
    This season is gonna be great, can't wait till it starts!

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  62. PITTSBURGH – Marc Bergevin got exactly what he was looking for on the first day of the NHL Entry Draft.

    “That’s the guy we wanted,” confirmed Bergevin before listing every criterion Galchenyuk checked off on his pre-draft wish list. “I like his size, I like his character, I like his hockey sense, I like his vision and I like his desire to be a hockey player.”

    http://canadiens.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=635704&navid=DL|MTL|home

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  63. Think we got Colberg, could be a steal.
    http://lastwordonsports.com/2012/04/14/nhl-draft-prospect-profile-9-sebastian-collberg/

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  64. Home run, Dalton Thrower as well. Fought Tom Wilson to a draw, Wilson meanest bastard in draft

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    1. And plays with Dietz. We got two in the Memorial Cup next year.

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  65. Round 2
    2R | 33. SEBASTIAN COLLBERG - RW
    2R | 51. DALTON THROWER - D

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    1. 2R | 51. DALTON THROWER - D
      Round 3
      3R | 64. TIM BOZON - LW

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    2. Round 4
      4R | 94. BRADY VAIL - C

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    3. Round 5
      R | 122. CHARLES HUDON - LW

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    4. 6R | 154. ERIK NYSTROM - LW

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  66. Tim Bozon at 64

    I have no idea who any of these people are because I'm useless, but RDS says this about Thrower: "Il a inscrit 18 buts et 36 passes en 66 matchs, en plus d'écoper de 103 minutes de pénalité"

    Those numbers made me giddy.

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  67. CHicken shipped outta Boston to the Bolts. This is very funny to me for some reason

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    1. Yea if there's one guy who can make Chicken play properly it's Guy Boucher. Bawk.

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    2. Look at the picture of little Subban on 31 web site, now thats Phunny

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  68. OMFG WE GOT COLLBERG AND THROWER AND BOZON eeeeeeeeeeeee~!

    Fuck you New York took Boo.

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  69. Vail is from Florida. Somewhere Gary Bettman high-fived himself.

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  70. Monster's rights to the Jets. Really Winnipeg just sign Pavelec. Unless of course Alan Walsh is being a jerk about it, which wouldn't shock me...

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  71. Can someone tell me why 2 teams are listed, sometimes more?
    MTL-CGY
    RYAN CULKIN

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    1. The pick was Montreal, traded to Calgary.

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  72. Habs picked Hudon. The kid Huberdeau got suspended for hitting from behind.

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    1. a little pure lane in the fast lane

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  73. The Saint12:42 PM

    Anyone see Cabby's bit on TSN. Speaking with Gchuk and PK sits next to them. Says Alex will be living with him next year. If he makes the big club, I hope to hell somebody, PK or otherwise takes him in rather than setting him loose in Montreal. It seems so obvious yet so many young athletes were set on their own through the G/G era.

    Great fucking draft.

    I don't expect much on FA day, but ya never know.

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    1. I would rather see GCHuk with Vodkov

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    2. He and PK have been buddies for a few years. Seems he's friends with Collberg too. He knows everyone!

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  74. See the word on the new boys here. And in their humble opinion we killed this draft big time.
    http://lastwordonsports.com/2012/05/31/last-word-nhl-draft-headquarters-directory/

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    1. Posted at the same time as you..... lol.

      Yeah, Timmins did AMAZING today.

      6/7 in the top 65.

      Every pick was like 20-60 spots ahead of our rankings.

      Ridiculous.

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  75. 6/7 Picks I ranked in the top 65.

    I LOVE THIS DRAFT.

    http://lastwordonsports.com/2012/05/31/last-word-nhl-draft-headquarters-directory/

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  76. the Maritimer1:09 PM

    How can you not love a guy named Dalton Thrower?

    I hope he "throws" a few at Luchicken in the not too distant future.

    Not all these guys will make it, but if two or three do - bonus.

    So CHicken went to Tampa? Fuck, Stevie Y has a lot of ex-Habs, guess Detroit doesn't want to play with him anymore.

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    1. plus he does not need a nickname, Thrower works.

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    2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Q3rhAZOViwc

      Randy White and or Staubliz are toast

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    3. Not my Staubitz! I like Whitey too.

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    4. Thrower's a D. White and Staubitz are probably still safe :p

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  77. In two years Montreal will be an elite team

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    1. the Maritimer1:37 PM

      Are they getting Cindy next year?

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    2. Yes, and in two years we have the big 3 on D, plus Ellis. Up front GCHuk, Lego, Superplexx down the middle, wingers comming out of our ass. plan the parade

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    3. the Maritimer5:47 PM

      In three years the Habs will have Gally94, DDD and Nathan McKinnon down the middle, PFK, N8 and TinTin on D with TFS in net. Patches, Gallagher and Collberg will be in the top 6 as well. Dalton "I'll" Thrower and Sgt. Shultz will keep the Gooins and Phuckers honest. I like it. Buttman will be weeping when Lord Stanley makes a triumphant return to Canada in 2015.

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  78. Quebec City arena rumours reignited by Gary Bettman, Patrick Roy meeting
    http://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/hockey/montreal-canadiens/Quebec+City+rumours+reignited+meeting/6830720/story.html

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  79. The Monster goes to the Peg, Burkka says "I never called him the monster"

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    1. the Maritimer5:39 PM

      He was a monster alright. I would have been scared to death of him if I was a laff fan. Perish the thought.

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  80. OtherSchenn to Philly for JVR. So much for that "not trading Luke Schenn he'll be our captain one day" crap.

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    1. the Maritimer5:37 PM

      Brian Bark speaks with forked tongue.

      Like he would have taken Rielly first overall if he was picking No. 1. He's so full of shit his eyes are brown. With this trade I'd say Pronger is done.

      When Bergevin says he would have taken GChuk 1st overall I almost believe him because they needed a No.1 center more than a waterbug winger. I said almost.

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  81. Thaaats all folks.
    We are gonna do didly in the FA.
    So our next rush is training camp, have a great summer.

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    1. Oh I forgot, a Gomez burning party is also reason to get a rush

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  82. Reported that this was probably Timmon's best draft ever.
    GO HABS GO!!

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    1. we will know for sure in five years

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  83. Bonne fête Nationale everyone!!! Poutine on me!

    So everyone seems to have the Habs as having one of the best, if not the best, drafts. even the Globe - http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/canadiens-impress-in-bergevins-first-draft-as-gm/article4366248/

    These guys listed the 15 best prospects for Day 2, and we got three of them - http://thehockeywriters.com/2012-nhl-draft-the-top-10-prospects-remaining-day-two/

    (enters moeman mode in his absence) Yet PFuck Daddy (even if it's Leahy writing) can't even mention the Habs in his winners and losers column - http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/winners-losers-2012-nhl-draft-193850421--nhl.html

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  84. 25Stanley has identified the GCHuk blonde as his sister http://25stanley.com/alex-galchenyuk-a-une-soeur-interessante-qui-se-nomme-anna-galchenyuk.html

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    1. Bonne fête Nationale everyone!!!

      If he sleeps with his sister should he not be playing for Nashville, Broons or Phuctards?

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  85. the Maritimer8:00 AM

    Burka gets JVR. Plan the parade.

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    1. Apparently he the best player under 24

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  86. Galchenyuk's twitter avatar is fantastic. Also his dogs are awesome *^_^*

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  87. Bonne Fête St-Jean everyone!

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  88. “We didn’t go by position; we picked the best player available,” stressed Timmins of his new crop of future Habs. “And before anybody asks, yes we wanted to draft a goaltender, but we couldn’t get one in the spots we were looking at.”

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    1. Yea they were going to take Dansk, but he went right before they picked. I'd rather have Collberg though. They can always sign Dell or a few other non-drafted goalies...like MAKAROV.

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    2. In the meantime, they can now focus on TFS's contract.

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  89. From TSN.

    Multiple draft analysts were proclaiming the Canadiens as the winner of the two-day draft at Consol Energy Center, and Bergevin and player development director Trevor Timmins couldn't hide their pleasure at how the weekend played out.

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  90. Hey guys and gals...Blackberry fucked up my messaging and my laptop is in for a service so I apologise for the blog silence these past couple days...So we got GCHuk 1st. Right on and I like the rest of the picks. I was sorry to see Gaunce go to the 'nucks - I still think he would be an excellent Habs fit. So now that the draft is over, let's get TFS signed and whoever else needs signing and start making the rest of the league take notice. The Habs mean business this year! And I for one cannot wait!

    Go Habs Go!!

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    1. Good times ahead!
      Go Habs Go!

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  91. A line up designed to win the lottery.

    With Van Riemsdyk penciled in at left wing, the Leafs lineup currently projects like so (with restricted free agents included):

    Lupul - Bozak - Kessel
    MacArthur - Grabovski - Van Riemsdyk
    Kulemin - Connolly - Frattin
    Brown - Steckel - Armstrong
    ex. Lombardi, Kadri, Komarov

    Gunnarsson - Phaneuf
    Gardiner - Franson
    Liles - Komisarek

    Reimer
    Scrivens

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    1. Didn't you hear? He wants JVR to play center. Even though he's a winger...

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    2. Why in God's name would anyone even bother to take the time to look at a leaf potential line-up? I mean - who gives a shit - they are the leaf! They might be "at a turning point" or they might have "added the missing part of the puzzle" or whatever other bullshit the CotU media feed to the press - but they remain the leaf. They have not been a factor in the NHL since the the 60's and they will not be a factor in the NHL until long after most of us 4HFers are long dead and buried. So I repeat - WHO GIVES A SHIT - it's the leaf!

      As most of you know I live in the UK these days. Football (soccer) reigns and it is funny how many parallels you can draw between the leaf and the England football team - btw - if you missed it last night they lost to Italy on penalties in Euro 2012. The leaf last one something in 1967. England last won something in 1966. At the beginning of every new competition England are going to rule and win the lot. The leaf win the cup and plan the parade every October. In the run up to a game the UK papers are filled with stories about how they will "break the jinx", "this is the year" - only for them to end up at the bottom of the heap. And the same goes for the leaf. England will win a game or two in a row and they "can take on the world and win the World Cup". The leaf win a couple of games in a row and suddenly Burke is a genius and the leaf will win the Stanley Cup for certain this year. And unless you live in the UK, you want anyone but England to win. England are despised across Europe. No one wants them to win anything. I don't even have to mention how real hockey fans feel about "leaf fans".

      Go Spain!!

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    3. the Maritimer6:12 AM

      I thought Chokula was coaching England. No forecheck and 10 men back. Pathetic.

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    4. well they didn't allow any goals Maritimer! That part worked.

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  92. I guess everyone's out celebrating. Enjoy!

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  93. Important news update in a new thread kidz.

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