Jun 20, 2012

Not wet nyet Wednesday? Get wet.

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Heading to FLA>Cuba for a week 4HFers.
Your lifeguard will be 29.
Start fake drowning in 3, 2, 1 ...

67 comments:

  1. the Maritimer7:40 AM

    That picture of the Tits brothers is going to break Steve's heart.

    Kinda hot down there this time of year moe. But, enjoy anyway.

    Looking forward to 29's SF, it should involve strippers for old times sake. Oh yeah, and I'm drinking during the draft. I'll have to get an early start 'cause Habs fans won't have to wait long for our pick this year.

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    1. Might be cooler than the 33+ we are expecting here today. Nicer beachs, IWNWIM.

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  2. Love the kids on the dock.
    Bon voyage, moeman. Enjoy!

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  3. Have a good one Moeman.
    I hope TiTs sees the picture and gets homesick.
    Whats with the lawyers at the mall?
    Kate Upton, wow.
    Go Draft Go.

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    1. Anyone know what kind of car that girl is washing, I am thinking Town Car.

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  4. Kids peeing in the lake is cool! - kids peeing in a pool - not cool! Moeman in FLA - Cool! Moeman in Cuba...??? (beware!) Tits Bros. wrapped in the flag - not cool (sorry Steve) The chick in the tub -0 Way cool! 29 responsible for SF = Strippers and hot girl on girl action - Cool!

    Bon Voyage Moeman - you gonna miss the draft? Can't wait for your take on it.

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  5. Mark Janowoski. In the day I could have called him Jpollock, and no one would have been offended. Anyway Button/Mcguire brain trust (dont invest heavily there) put him at 29th overall, which means we should still get him, now imagine 4 years from now, Lego the new Superplexx, and GCHuck, JCHuck our 3 centers. A big three PFK, TinTin and N8 on D, TFS in his prime. Plan the parade already, put out the orange plyons now. (oh I see they already have)

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    1. The little B smurfs in the system will be playing (staring) on wing.

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  6. GCHuck was born in USA, but he talks like a Russky. A real Eggman Hybrid. Anyway I will not count him as a an American.

    I also watched DGBM talk about why we always draft defensemen. Cause you can never have to many, Yes you can if its CAFKA.

    Big trade rumour, Loo for Douch$hark straight up.

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    1. Not Russian. Belarusian. Like Gretzky.

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  7. From Jack Todd Phunny

    Breeze on by: So here we are, on scene with the cameras rolling as Patrice Brisebois supervises young defencemen in a scrimmage. A forward crosses the red line with his head down and one of the young bucks steps up and deposits the guy’s teeth in the cheap seats.

    The whistle blows.

    “No, no, no!” Breezer shouts. “That’s not it. Let me show you. First you try to poke-check the guy, see? If that doesn’t work, you step out of the way, so you don’t get hurt. After he scores, you give him a couple of shots in the back – but not too hard, eh? You don’t want to get him mad!



    Read more: http://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/TODD+hard+draft+picks+right/6796428/story.html#ixzz1yLVnxRY1

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  8. What the fuck is with ADVIL, I only read about how great he is in practice

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  9. Finaly someone other than me talks about LeBrows skating.
    Louis Leblanc also had a fine game, with a goal and at least one assist. Leblanc has brought an all-work attitude to camp this year often seen on the ice well in advance of his fellow prospects. Leblanc became a little feisty earlier in the week jostling with his good buddy Kristo.

    For Leblanc, the summer will have to be all about improving his skating to go along with his soft hands. He is able to minimize the effect of his below-average skating skills by being such a bright player anticipating the play. He must also show a willingness to engage in physical play if he hopes to hold down a bottom six spot on the Canadiens.

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    1. from AllHabs
      http://www.allhabs.net/canadiens-prospects/day-4-report-from-habs-development-camp-part-1/

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    2. also the AllHabs Red Flag N8, cant skate worth a shit backwards, and sure to make a bullseye for St Cath.

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    3. the Maritimer1:34 PM

      Re: N8, I call bullshit. Some of these so called experts know sweet fuck all. Don't pay any attention.

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    4. They do give him high marks overall, but they like TinTin better.

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  10. So if Sens's Erik Karlsson is 45.5 million, what will Geoff pay for PFK?

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  11. Go Patches!
    Bring home your award!

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    1. By definition, this award IS Patches.
      leaf suck.

      Bill Masterton trophy, awarded to the player that best exemplifies qualities of perseverance, team spirit and dedication to the sport of hockey

      After being nominated for the award along with players from each of the NHL’s 29 other teams, it was up to an appointed committee to narrow the list down to only three finalists. Sharing the shortlist honors with Pacioretty are Ottawa Senators’ captain, Daniel Alfredsson and Toronto Maple Leafs forward, Joffrey Lupul.

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    2. Patches all the way

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  12. Donald Dufresne and Vincent Riendeau join Bulldogs coaching staff

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    1. are there any French coaches left in North America

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    2. the Maritimer1:36 PM

      The Lebeau brothers.

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    3. And Pierre McGuire, talk about a low hanging fruit.

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  13. Hey Moe, watch out for the "Adult Pools". Usually the people who walk around naked are, at the least, violating an aesthetics policy but more likely violating an indecency law, and not in a good way. ;op

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    1. Thx Sope.

      I've been compared to Michaelangelo's 'David'.

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    2. Big diff between being stoned and made of stone

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    3. I saw David, and thats the biggest penis I have ever seen, and I watch a lot of porn.

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  14. What I got 29 for his accidental fatherhood.

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  15. Breaking Bad is back,primer for you. Dont be as lost as I was with the True Blood.

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  16. Fearless prediction Nokia will answer the bell for the fourth line center spot.

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  17. DGBM will trade up to take 2nd spot overall, they want GCHuk like Kafka wants to stay out of the corner and in front of the net.

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  18. From Fuck Daddy, total Tranna asshole
    Masterton (Daniel Alfredsson/Joffrey Lupul/Max Pacioretty)
    Should: Lupul
    Will: Pacioretty
    Pacioretty returned from a horrific injury, but Lupul might better fit the Masterton vibe with his perseverance. But Patches was on a stretcher.

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    1. ByGregWyshynski is a leaf and broon loving douchebag.

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    2. toronto media will give it to loophole. If they don't burke will bark.

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    3. Fuck you, wyshynski, you're an asshole.

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  19. Rumour; GMoe is really a 20 year old, or he grew up near Cherynoble

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  20. Who is the player drafted in the 1st round by the Canadiens to who had the most penalty minutes during his NHL career?

    Answer:
    http://ourhistory.canadiens.com/player/Shayne-Corson

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    1. Well, that link gave it away, duh.

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  21. Karlsson wins James Norris Memorial Trophy

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    1. I though playing actual defence was a prerequisite for that award.

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    2. You score double the points the next guy at your position and have a decent plus minus, thats defence,that Rumsfeld and Patton style defence.

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  22. Ken Hitchcock of the St. Louis Blues takes home the Jack Adams Award

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  23. Gabriel Landeskog of the Avs takes home the Calder Memorial Trophy

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  24. GENERAL MANAGER OF THE YEAR

    Winner: Doug Armstrong

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  25. TED LINDSAY AWARD

    Winner: Evgeni Malkin

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  26. SELKE TROPHY

    Winner: Patrice Bergeron

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  27. MASTERTON TROPHY

    Winner: Max Pacioretty

    PATCHES!!!!

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    1. Fuck you Chara!

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    2. Double fuck you, Chara, you fucking shaved gorilla!

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  28. KING CLANCY TROPHY

    Winner: Daniel Alfredsson

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    1. does he have to stick his nose up Harold Ballards cold dead body?

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  29. MARK MESSIER LEADERSHIP AWARD (whatever that is)

    Winner: Shane Doan

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  30. NHL FOUNDATION AWARD

    Winner: Mike Fisher

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  31. LADY BYNG TROPHY

    Winner: Brian Campbell

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  32. Talking about the draft fever
    I got it harders than a teenage girl
    gets Justin Bieber
    Sweet dreams
    and pretty things
    -sorta like the Hip

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    1. Beaver? Not even worthy of a mention on our blog.

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  33. Anyone else feel like these things make hockey fans to be a sort of fad?

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    1. its a 50 year fad for me

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    2. South of the border, down gary bettman way.

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  34. VEZINA TROPHY

    Winner: Henrik Lundqvist

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  35. HART TROPHY

    Winner: Evgeni Malkin

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