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Game 5 7h30 RDS/TSN/no hnicbc, PFK! is finally signed and he's due for a physiCHal so we must rely on Vodkov, (Y), Diazling, Cube, Gorgeous and Swiss Miss, KaKa backed up by TheFordSalesman™. Can't complain about that. Nor the Habs 3-1 record matched closely by the Jets (3-1-1), who are off to a flying start and yes it's okay Kane, we're just admiring the shape of your $kull. Pavelec ain't half bad and who knew Kyle Wellfed was still playing? NHL preview. Boone's Live Blog is fun to CHeck out but make sure to come back. As our attorney, 29 advises us to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in our drinking kits. He says we won't need much, just a tiny taste. Fuck that, go gonzo! This fucking blog is too weird to live, and too rare to die. GYFHG!
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Buy the ticket, take the ride FHFers.
GYMFHG!!
ReplyDeleteIn other news, there were forked tongues suggesting that Radulov and AK aka Big TiTs were rumored to be opening up a boarding house for young Habs players in Montreal.
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ReplyDeleteCheck out the Habs preview.
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Didn't get a good feel from the quotes oh HIO re PFK's return. I fear for the room. It's all a question of balance. We shall see how Pernell fares as this is not last years Habs.
ReplyDeleteMedia twisting every soundbite to their whim to create a story. I said they had the cab ready for PK to drive him out of town during the contract negotiations. Bunch of sick fucks. It's game night! Ask GAME NIGHT QUESTIONS.
DeleteKaKa in, SwissMiss2 out.
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ReplyDeleteChocula was obviously a large stable object in his last most recent life, possibly as dense and unispiring as a small intrusive rock formation. MT2.0 however in his most recent life strikes me as somewhat of a gangster, but with a twisted sense of humour. Like an Evil Roy Slade. Couldn't walk whithout his guns on.
Deletethose who are not busy being born are busy dying
Deleteyou dont have to be a weatherman to know which way the wind blows
Deletewhy did McGill flood,
Deletethe pumps did not work because the vandals took the handles
what was MT2.0 first job?
DeleteHe had a job in the great north woods
Working as a cook for a spell
But I never did like it all that much
And one day the ax just fell
Will be at the game tonight kidz. Look for the half-half jersey in that weird Desjardins 200 section somewhere. I'll be the drunk one.
ReplyDeleteGYFHG
Any Pants! (?)
DeleteGame time decision
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DeleteI read somewhere that Vic Toews is at tonight's game.
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DeleteThat's not his wife, it's one of his many mistresses. NTTIAWWT.
DeleteMediot pile-on PFK. tsn/sn/gm/np all front-paging. Fuckers.
ReplyDeleteMT2.0 should be a great coach for PFK, he will demand other players support his rush. Last year he was always one on five.
DeleteAll those entities are but extensions of the TML. Since there is nothing positive to report about that sad sack outfit, let's crap on the team that is ahead of them in the standings.
DeleteJust trying to take focus off of losing laffs. Jealousy raises it's ugly heads.
DeleteR.I.P. Leroy “Sugarfoot” Bonner;
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y47G-Wa4qfs
Wow, I used to watch that show.
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ReplyDeleteGYFHG, I will be back for the faceoff
ReplyDeleteFortunate, we get TSN-Habs down here in NB if you have BellAliant. Bonus they are usually dredgerless.
ReplyDeleteBut not FeraROARless.
DeleteMe likey TSN Habs.
Deletehttp://montreal.ctvnews.ca/ctv-exclusive-georges-laraque-s-home-raided-in-fraud-investigation-1.1134710
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!
ReplyDeleteWow and weird. tsn is really truly deeply concerned that the Habs' players are not receptive to PFK coming home. They are geniuses about their own fucking stinking shit. Stick to your leaf fuckers.
ReplyDeleteCTV took the same angle. Markov did not look pleased though.
DeleteYup, Francois Gagnon says PFK will have to see the guys, say hey guys, I got your message, how do we work it out?
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DeleteJust got back from a week in Florida... Wouldn't mind living so close to the ocean but I couldn't help but laugh every time I saw highway billboards proclaiming "HOCKEY'S BACK!".
ReplyDeleteSeems like I missed so much. PFK :) PatCHes :(
GYFHG!!!
Irie!
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DeleteHeading for Tampa on Thursday, I''ll check that out.
DeleteOoh, enjoy Maritimer! Saw them around Ft. Lauderdale and they featured Panthers' players.
DeletePlease tell me you got some ointment for that, Steve!
Steve swam with the wrong dolphins.
DeleteDolphins they told me they were mermaids!
DeleteIt looks like I will be on the RDS feed tonite,and it HD baby. Maybe I will have to translate, but likely I will put on the Itunes and giarate fully clothed and everything so as not to be injured.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
GYGHG we will not lose to the team that really should be called without political correctness the Eskimo
DeleteThe upside is PFK will see how the CotU mediots will suck their own and each others dicks to slag and rag a player. WatCH it and learn PFK, these are fucking cockroaches. They are slime and cannot be killed.
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DeleteWhy I am I watching the Devils game, am I in hell or just timelost
ReplyDeletePFK should have to shave his head
ReplyDeleteCan you think of a team with a player like Vodkov. We have the good guy in the room vet, we have the teacher vet, but who has the game controller vet, nobody Go You Fucking Vodkov Daddy Habs GO
ReplyDeleteIs this what scared PFK into signing, the sitght
ReplyDeleteof big fucking man
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ReplyDeleteAll this crap about PFK, it is possible he may iritate some of his teammates, but let's remember he's a 23 year old kid. He will mature with age like everybody else. They are better with him and they have to know that.
ReplyDeletematurity has been a blessing
DeleteNone of us have ever enjoyed all of our colleagues/workmates. I did not see Gorgeous', Vodkov's or any other (were there any other? BlanCHe was giddy) comments as negative. Mediot fuckers. Reda is one of the biggest...and now some wad called botchsomethingorother piles on. Corporate stiffs following orders.
DeleteIn the old days there was a French English divide that justifiably drove Richard nuts.
DeleteTranna mediots just don't have the wit to understand Vodkov's sense of humor, or when he is clearly telling them to fuck off.
DeleteSome big eared martian looking hack NHL ex-goalie mclennan rips on Vodkov saying he, #79, isn't fun to be around (because, classily Andrei stuck to no commenting non game related questions). Fucker.
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ReplyDeleteI feel I am in Newfoundland, half an hour behind the rest of the country. Start the game already.
DeleteSteve, we are ahead of you guys not behind.
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ReplyDeleteNow that Palin has retired from Fux, dredger becomes the word salad champion.
ReplyDeleteI think RDS has adopted Vodkov as official Le Gare DUI material
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ReplyDeletesixty seven calorie beer, as if drinking beer make you fat, come on Mr Molson you can do better than that.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for PFK!'s first rush from his zone, up the middle ...
ReplyDeleteooooh
DeleteGYMFHG!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteRBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteR B Q !!
ReplyDeleteRBQ CUBEBALL
ReplyDeleteHe found it!
ReplyDeleteits only my ribs
ReplyDeleteNo news on 29's Pants!
ReplyDeleteOh, oh, 29 texted me, says he bumped into Geoff, who asked him about my presser liveblog comments. I pleaded a fifth of bourbon.
ReplyDeleteIt must be burning CotU like hell that they have to carry 24 CH.
ReplyDeleteKid G throwing around his weight.
ReplyDeleteGallagher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteamazing gCHuck
ReplyDeleteKid G
DeleteKid G!
ReplyDeleteBonus, no tsn feed here. RDS.
ReplyDeleteRDS here too.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!
29 refuses to reply if he is or isn't with Pants!
ReplyDeleteSCORING SUMMARY
ReplyDelete1ST PERIOD
08:04 MTL PPG - R. BOURQUE (1) SLAP - ASST: A. MARKOV (2) AND R. DIAZ (6) 1 - 0 MTL
14:22 MTL B. GALLAGHER (2) WRIST - ASST: A. GALCHENYUK (3) AND F. BOUILLON (2)
The days of getting pushed around are over. Fuck you Chocula.
ReplyDeleteStream lagging like a SOB but GYMFHG!
ReplyDeleteStreaming my first game. First game watched since the forgettable opener. Very impressed so far. But the stream is a bit choppy at times. Sound quits a bit. Gallagher was BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO still at the blueline frozen when he scored. Alas, loving it. 'cept Wheeler's goal just now.
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Deletemight just check that out. It's not just a home vid of you being peed on is it?
DeleteLego seems to be following the play, not anticipating the play
ReplyDeleteAck.
ReplyDeleteNothing useful ever starts with Kaberle.
ReplyDeleteOuf!
ReplyDeletePhew TFS almost did himself in.
ReplyDeleteSOGs ~ 6-6.
ReplyDeletePANTs! ~ Who knows?
Hell of a diving save by Gorges!
ReplyDeleteBlock shot king.
Delete1-0 Devils in the 2nd.
ReplyDelete3-2 laffs in the 2nd.
ReplyDelete2-0 Caps vs Ottawa end 1st
ReplyDeleteNot too shabby. Keep it up boys!
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing Boone's blog ain't chatting pants and pee.
DeleteLike I said "This fucking blog is too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Phucktards down 2-0 to NYR.
ReplyDeleteN31, BB, yup him, notices DDD is slow and not making moves like in 2012.
ReplyDeleteI saw that and nearly died from the shock.
DeleteGYMFHG!!!
ReplyDeleteIs that Chis Fucking Lee?
ReplyDeleteNo thank God!
DeleteFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
ReplyDeleteNow go get 'er done boys!
ReplyDeleteGO HABS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lots of iron 2nite. Markov on the PP.
ReplyDeleteSHIT
ReplyDeleteFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
ReplyDeleteBad goal.
ReplyDeleteGYMFHG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCOME ON VODKOV WORK YOUR MAGIC
ReplyDeletecOLE!!!!
ReplyDeleteSomeone scored!
ReplyDeleteColé!
COLE!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGO HABS GO!!
ReplyDeleteP.K. Subban @PKSubban1
ReplyDeleteEveryone give @Plek14 a follow! Ill still follow him even though my sister thinks he's hot! #teammateproblems lol
he posted it again today?
DeleteNevermind, it was today.
Delete10h ago. I don't CHeck it that often.
DeleteG kidz eaCH assist on Colé's PPGoal.
ReplyDeleteSabres tied it vs laffs 3-3
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ReplyDeleteGo Sabres!
ReplyDeleteyeah let the leaf get the first, on a team that will never be a threat in our lifetime
Deletebullshit clean hit
ReplyDeleteCheesy call.
Deleteok Carey you made up for the softie
ReplyDeletethat was not a penalty either, grow up refs
ReplyDeletePleXXXe!
ReplyDeletePleXXXE!
ReplyDeletesuperplexx and we will take the cheap call thank you
ReplyDeleteVodkov was near the top of the crease on that PP goal. He is sniffing like he never has.
ReplyDeleteDiaz may end the evening with more total points than kadri. Discuss that CotU mediots.
ReplyDeleteRBQ he does not have the skills to put together a Rona barbecue but he makes stuff happen
ReplyDeleteYou can pay them $45 to assemble it or buy two cases of Geoff's beer.
DeleteOTT tied 2-2 with WAS
ReplyDeletegCHuck almost
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ReplyDeletethere are more scoring chances in the average shift this year, than the average game last year
ReplyDeleteFucking laffs in OT
ReplyDeleteTakes the heat off PFK.
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ReplyDeletebroons take it in SO
ReplyDeleteGO HABS GO!!
ReplyDeleteBPrust, next time just lift the net.
ReplyDeletebullsit but it had to be called and Kid G he is shiney
ReplyDeleteNice save.
ReplyDeleteI can not see any possible way we lose a game this season
ReplyDeleteWhen buffman calls the refs, like now.
DeleteTFS what a fuckin stop
ReplyDeleteWTF Brust got hit from behind?
ReplyDeleteFuckface bettman called.
ReplyDeleteLift the net!
ReplyDeleteFUCK YOU BETTMAN-REF
ReplyDeleteSens up 3-2.
ReplyDeleteWAS could use Kaberle.
DeleteI believe in charitable donations for the less fortunate.
Delete(Y)!
ReplyDeleteWtf is cube doing on the PP???
ReplyDeleteFucking it up.
DeleteTough but deserved win.
ReplyDelete4 in a row baby!!! Fuckin rights!
ReplyDeleteWooooooooooohoooooooooo!!
ReplyDeleteNice lunch bucket win
ReplyDeletePrust lookin' better all the time.
ReplyDelete3 Stars
ReplyDelete3 - RBQ!
2 - gCHuk
1 - Kid G!
Gallagher 1st star.
ReplyDeletefinally we got the kids with the stars
ReplyDeleteWas it just me or were the Jets singling out Kid-G?
ReplyDeleteBullies!
Delete102 – Number of pounds separating the Jets’ largest player, Dustin Byfuglien, listed at 265, and the Habs’ smallest player, Brendan Gallagher, listed at 163, in weight, with the two squaring off against each other for the first time in Gally’s four NHL games to date.
ReplyDelete19 – Number of on-ice shifts that separate Brendan Gallagher’s first two NHL goals, with the young forward notching his first Sunday night against the Devils and his second coming in the first period against the Winnipeg Jets.
FUCK and YES
ReplyDeleteSome crappy calls, but I kept my Pants! on
@29 how about some insights, for example what does gCHuck look like live? Is Karberle really that bad in person. Does Lego have a GPS on his glove, to tell him where to go?
Deletebuddy call tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for N31's recap.
ReplyDeleteBudajCall starts tomorrow.
No word on 29's Pants!
Never mind about the Pants! 29 wore his snappy attorney suspenders.
DeleteDone. Complete with barfy dog.
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ReplyDeleteBuild it and they won't come.
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